Why is Coronavirus count so low in India? What is their secret?
Why is Coronavirus count so low in India? What is their secret?
Connor Baker
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Kevin Diaz
Too few tests for so many people.
Look at places like Delhi or Mumbai and think about how hard it would be to track an infected person though that.
Ryan Watson
didn't they ban Freemasonry because of the diamond trade crimes 50 years ago?
John Brown
Aren't they supposed to be a "dirty" country?
Jaxon Bennett
They practice excellent hygiene. Indians are a very clean race.
Justin Jones
Maybe it's due to the hot weather, I don't know what the climate is like in India at the moment.
Leo Allen
do they have freemasons in India?
Gavin Collins
Higher melanin = lower rate of infection.
Basically, shitskins are immune to the virus.
Charles Howard
very high education + high social distancing + very good hygiene
Soap and Shampoo are Indian inventions
you'll never see any bigger Virus entering or coming out of India
Nathan Butler
Not testing, probably
Aiden Sanchez
Designated disinfecting streets
Austin Fisher
Can't test positive if you don't test
Jackson Lee
Honestly you people laugh at cowdung hoarders, but you really dont have enough cowdung yourselves. The average person uses 1 turd per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 turds a week. Over 100 a month. Cowdung will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Tyler Taylor
Poo
Jackson Taylor
>What is their secret
Poop.
Sebastian Flores
Brown people probably don't get infected to this so easily.
Hunter Thompson
How about Vodkastan? They are kicking ass. India is just winning the geography/genetics/anti-chink lottery.
Russia rules over all who would destroy her.
William James
I doubt ,majority of the cases ate in south,its hot and humid there all year around.
Xavier Thomas
its there dude, they probably have no means to keep up, and they even have the bad 'L strain', just no official numbers.
Christopher Price
Russia is European Nigeria
Russia has plenty of HIV, coronavirus probably doesn't even concern them at this point
Julian Bell
kek, based
Chase Barnes
Doesen't Russia have like 20-60 cases already? It's happening there too.
Cameron Gray
Fucking wat
Adrian Reed
my wife is from singapore and she's part indian. She says indians eat a lot of spicy foods that's why they didn't get taken down by SARs or this corona shit.
Gavin Richardson
HIV is bioweapon confirmed?
Chase Moore
Landon Rodriguez
They should just try intravenous curry at the emergency units in Italy.
Jacob Butler
it can't survive there
Henry Perez
Top kek
Josiah Flores
Angel Davis
because Pajeets are based
Luis Brooks
easy just dont report any numbers
Nathaniel Lewis
Christian Howard
Imagine being a cow and some Pajeets steal all your poo to bathe in it.
John Cooper
Unironically the secret is poo
Thomas Barnes
Imagine being a Corona virus.
> Oh boy, an Indian here I go!
> Hepatitis A already infecting Pajeet: Welcome to the party!
> Great thanks!
> Typhoid: ah a newcomer!
> Cholera: hey li'l boy watcha duing here?
> Aahhh just...
> Hepatitis B: Yoo Hep A, see dis nigga overhere?
> I...
> Malaria: I'm the temperature king in this neighborhood.
> OK?
> Rabies: Don't come to me or I'll stab u.
> Yellow fever: Nihao!
> I'll be going back now...
> Bubonic plague: For papa Nurgle! Come friend, let's take a bath in cow dung.
Carson Richardson
kek
Landon Johnson
they literally don't know how to count that high
Samuel Miller
We literally invented counting dumbass. You're welcome.
Matthew Baker
Cow shit and urine
Justin Sanders
Does anyone have the webm of indians bathing in cow shit to ward off the virus?
Hunter Wright
Initially I think because Chinese rarely come here. But there are loads of Italian, Korean, etc tourists so I’m thinking now it’s just not reported / tested.
Carter Williams
There are plenty of cases in South America and Australia
Lucas Bell
Caleb Cox
No you didn't, the Egyptians did.
Now fuck off and go drink some more cow urine.
Sebastian Allen
turns out shitting in the streets and not needing toilet paper is based and stops the virus
Robert Gutierrez
Cooper Sanders
fuck
Charles Wright
Same reason why West Virginia has 0 known cases. Not testing enough.
Isaiah Kelly
Always hot in the south (where all reported cases have been) but cold until very recently in the north.
Xavier Perry
Media censorship
Adrian Jenkins
Hold still
Austin Nelson
is this how their skin became brown? kinda srs
Jack Fisher
the opposite would be surprising since every aspect of their life involves either shit, cow piss or rotten food
that makes for a strong immune system
Owen Gray
How brown is her pussy region?
Jayden Barnes
It's a hostile environment wher the virus has compete with a lot of other pathogens where as europe is like a lush flower meadow ripe for conquest.
Owen Mitchell
the corona fears the poo
Caleb Perez
Austin Morris
just imagine if this was true...
Ian Roberts
Wouldn’t it be the height of irony if it turns out toilet paper is the real vector and common denominator.
Asher Allen
>Why is Coronavirus count so low in India? What is their secret?
Their germs beat up any wimpy coronavirus that dares to show up in their cities.
Oh the poomanity!
Eli Martinez
of course, why else are they called shitskins
Lucas Russell
classic
Kayden Phillips
50 keks
Ian Taylor
Robert Edwards
Not testing people is the best way of keeping the case number down.
Nathaniel Foster
Kek & underrated
Julian Phillips
>Expecting India to be able to provide an accurate count of those infected
Nigger please
Easton Harris
They’re not testing
Michael Lee
Cloudy with a chance of POO
Cooper Ward
>The average person uses 1 turd per day.
Justin Perez
Eating feces + 1000% immunity for those who survived in the last 50 years.
Connor Moore
this unironically. their immune systems are unrivaled
Jordan Harris
Vedic medicine, a decent healthcare system, actually upholding the Hippocratic oath and they are probably not testing, but who knows? No one is probably getting sick.
Jayden Baker
>very high education + high social distancing + very good hygiene
Blatant lies
> you'll never see any bigger Virus entering or coming out of India
That’s because they’re mostly vegetarian and aren’t covered in animal blood 24/7
Juan Campbell
Cow pee
Matthew Evans
The gobermen stole it all
Luke Young
their superiority. suffer whites.
Juan Mitchell
KEK. Rare based poo
Christopher Gonzalez
They took the Wu to the Loo.
David Perez
how the fuck do you even come across an idea to bathe in shit
Julian Watson
Hindus are the master race. They will be the masters of the new world. The "Superpower by 2020" meme was no joke at all.
Jaxon Mitchell
When all you have is a hammer...
Jace Ross
cow is like
WTF??
Christopher Perez
They've built up turd immunity through just living in India
Aaron Gutierrez
Bullshit, indians just have superhuman immune sys. Racial immunity to poison
Eli Roberts
In complete seriousness, I’ve been travelling India most of a year the only places I’ve seen this have been where it’s full of bengledeshi illegals. The spitting is more disgusting anyway and seemingly the perfect vector for this virus.
Parker Allen
Even disease doesn't want to be in filthy India.
Jaxon Green
her asshole must be so dark he needs to mark it with chalk so he does't miss his aim when they are fucking
Dylan Adams
The smell of shit and the people emanates a miasmic cloud that kills the virus
Carson Parker
Underrated post.
Jonathan Davis
Landon Howard
All the corona viruses were devoured by carnivorous poop-dwelling microbes b4 it could spread.
Christopher Mitchell
They did not have to purge a Popular Uprising like the other anti-EU protests.
Disease being used as excuse to quell uprisings.
Wyatt Garcia
Kek