Who is laughing at Mormons now?

Who is laughing at Mormons now?

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I wanna see her magic panties

>shots fired

In Texas a lot of people have respect for the mormons I find. At least I do. Couple classmates were mormon and they were smart as fuck. Also always nice to them when they come to my door.

Everybody is laughing at Mormons bich

Mormons aren't /our_guys/ but they are certainly way better than your average normalfag. The focus on family, lineage, and survival is definitely a good thing.

I’d rather have Mormons over just about any minority

Everyone.

>magic panties

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>tfw stuck in utah for the coronapocalypse

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Mormon culture - shit theology + Catholicism /Orthodoxy = mid 1900s / ideal society.

Prove me wrong, you literally can't. Unless you like Protestant easy mode theology or jihad culture or atheist coom life

Wasn't this the plot of the book version of DooM 2?

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>"Saved forever" / Protestant heresies

Only God determines who goes to heaven, not you

>mormons aren’t our guys
What exactly makes you think that we want to a piece of whatever pie you’re trying to sell

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Give me $6,000 a month in food stamps and I can hoard food like that as well. All extra wives are considered single mothers. A mormon with 4 wives gets like $77,000 a year from the taxpayers and that is just in food stamps and cash there is dozens more programs they leech off of as well.

If you don't have at least pic related (per person), then you are not prepared.

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How based are Mormons?

mormons are ok until they take over an area, after that, if you don't join the cult then you're persona non grata, they're very much like muslims in this way

that being said, their food storage strats and resources are pretty good

places to loot: providentliving.churchofjesuschrist.org/self-reliance/food-storage/home-storage-center-locations?lang=eng

Why is there a Dr. Pepper on the shelf? I thought caffeine was haram to Mormons.

That’s the rub.
They are very well behaved when in the minority, when the majority you get ostracized
Still better than Muslims but they are still an insular cult.

lol. there was a book version?

Oh no white people actually benefitting from the insane welfare state created to transfer wealth from whites to non-whites

Btw, only a tiny amount of Mormons still practice polygamy.

Whatever you do, don't tell the niggers this

That's just practical policy centered around group dynamics.

mormons are woke as fuck

everyone still laughs at mormons

itt lots of mormon white trash welfare cope posting

We will raid them.

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Do Mormons really want to live in a spic/nigger wasteland? I’m just joking, we already know you fags are shilling big time to convert nogs and spics for some reason.

nah they should fuck off to israel where they belong

masonic judeo garbage cult trash

based and calvinpilled

Mormon men are a special kind of retard. Their wealth is all inherited from a national socialist society of whites masked by a ridiculous 'religion' which anyone with an IQ over 100 sees through. Their wealth doesn't leave their circle, they pay other Mormons to fix their cars, and buy their groceries from other Mormons. As a result; they are rich.

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Say what you will, Mormons are awesome.

This

they're heretics to the main branch, at that
also this. would that whites had such unity in general, eh?

>wasteland?
Their home base is in a wasteland.

>stealing money from niggers to pay for 36 white children

Those crafty devils.

In the Book of Mormon, it says that people with dark skin are the descendants of traitors who betrayed god and sided with Satan, so god cursed them with dark skin & will forever remain that way.
It’s our job to try and help their cursed descendants see the light, but at the end of the day they will never be equal.
Mormons are sympathetic towards native Americans, because the natives sided with us when we went to war with the U.S.

ever met a mudslime that drinks? how about a bacon eating kike? religious people still sin and hope their god's merciful.

much like some other tribal group, slips my mind

>Their wealth doesn't leave their circle, they pay other Mormons to fix their cars, and buy their groceries from other Mormons. As a result; they are rich.
>they are a special kind of retar
How does this make them retards? It's brilliant.

And when shit hits the fan, we’ll take back what the US government stole from us.

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Not very, they are just as bad as normie christcucks in how they shill for immigration, tolerance and gibs, but most of them are white with relatively high birthrates and they do try to curb degeneracy, but they are normies at their core and can’t be trusted.

Jews hate us because we stole their “us vs the world” mindset and use it against them
So they shill against us online

a lot, and i mean a lot, of white mormon women go on their mission trips to south america to bag themselves a brown husband to bring back

> 25 to 40 different active gangs in the Salt Lake Valley, and between 3,500 and 5,000 documented gang members.
Everything's fine until the Surenos need groceries.

So they're rich by outside standards and prepared and friendly and have lots of kids and traditional values

Yep they're totally fucking up

The Mormon church already turned their back on that teaching as well as polygamy.

I should clarify that Mormons used to be based, but they are now faggots.

This isn’t true, at all. Missionaries don’t marry until after their mission is over, which is when they’re back in their home country.

You still dress like homos

sorry not sorry the money stays in their community, jew

How does that make them retarded?

It looks more like they use that religion as an excuse for their other activities.

lol look at this gay mormie nigga

this kid def was sent on a mission while the elders fucked his mom and his white cuck dad watched and sealed it. or some gay masonic shit. mormie do you pray to satan like joseph smith and brigham young? you didn’t show up to that land until 1870. fuck off jew larp traitor retard.

morms stockpile gunz too, yknow

Look here you stupid nigger, we’ve only turned our back on that teaching to the public. We still believe it, it’s still in the fucking Book of Mormon, you have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, and this is why all european cucks who were too scared to leave to America are faggot pussies hiding under a queens skirt
Have fun defending yourself with a bow & arrow

are all those tubs Mac n cheese?

He said they brought them back to the US.

SOON.

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lol now it’s a bunch of fat samoans being imported for their foooball team and for the white cuck nerds to impregnante fat samoan women to make fat brown more man! more man equals more taxes to collect for bank of zion, a jewish masonic cult.

must import fat samoans and allow it to fester into gangs in the holy land, said joseph smith

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TAKE THE MORMON PILL

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I, for one.

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Everyone. Mormons are illuminati. Of course they prep.

Again lad, if you fags were still based you wouldn’t be going out of your way to fill your ranks with spics, would you?

Also this is unrelated to the conversation, but since I have the opportunity to talk to an actual Mormon, why is your church stockpiling literally hundreds of billions of dollars for seemingly no reason for?

A bunch of articles were posted about it and the church itself didn’t give any real answer as to why.

>dr pepper
wtf is it with dr pepper being the caffeine cheat soda of choice? every mormon kid i knew in school fucking loved that shit, even though they weren't supposed to have it. Shits like mormon cocaine

You alright vlad

This is the most absurd thing I've read all day. Plus you couldnt get one wife let alone four.

I thought Mormons might be based, thanks for removing that delusion with your retarded posts.

The greatest gun designer in history was a Mormon.

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Most Mormon men take it for granted, drink Christian pop, and go hug niggers or stick their dick where it doesn't belong.

Mormons benefit from being nazis but do not contribute whatsoever. They subvert, infiltrate, and drain their host nation just like Jews. For example, the Mormon King Romney, former governor of Massachusetts. Ask yourself, has Romney done any good for Staples or D'Angelos?

I'm not a Jew and I'm nuking Utah first chance I get.

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Amish are better and unlike the Mormons their birthrates are high as fuck while showing no signs of decreasing and they convert practically nobody so it’s all natural growth.

Plus they even have their own language that they only speak amongst themselves called Pennsylvania German.

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What do you guys think Mitt romney's stash looks like? or other senators/politicians?