/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2098 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 163,090 ► Died: 6,085

>NEWS
UK will need 40 million infected for "herd immunity" plan
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Greece to shut down malls, cafes
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Poland shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
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Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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25 year old nurse dies in Iran
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27 year old dies, no underlying disease
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Patients can get reinfected, no immunity
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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UK expects up to 100,000 deaths
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Switzerland only testing high risk patients
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway.
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines.
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria.
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States.

>MORE
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es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oro_de_Moscú
youtu.be/UF2vLJMhbgQ
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-germany-update-news-borders-closed-panic-buying-stockpiling-a9403061.html
youtube.com/watch?v=kkGNQJGTPdc
emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/
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english.alarabiya.net/en/coronavirus/2020/03/15/UAE-reports-12-new-coronavirus-cases-raising-total-to-98-cases-1340.html
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +25 (+10) Iran +1,209 (+113) S. Korea +76 (+3) Spain +1,362 (+95) Germany +827 (+2) US +161 (+5) Switzerland +842 (+1) UK +232 (+14) Netherlands +176 (+8) Denmark +28 (+1) Japan +10 (+2) Greece +103 (+1) Australia +52 (+2) Philippines +29 (+3) Algeria +9 (+1) Hungary +2 (+1) France +30 Norway +101 Sweden +63 Belgium +197 Austria +205 Malaysia +190 Canada +3 Portugal +76 Finland +19 Cze. Rep. +42 Singapore +14 Slovenia +38 Bahrain +2 Israel +20 Iceland +10 H. Kong +7 Romania +16 Estonia +20 Poland +15 Indonesia +21 Thailand +32 Kuwait +8 Iraq +1 India +8 Lebanon +6 UAE +1 Russia +4 Luxembourg +8 Taiwan +6 Vietnam +3 Slovakia +10 Pakistan +20 Bulgaria +10 S. Africa +13 Brunei +10 Croatia +10 Albania +4 Mexico +15 Colombia +10 Georgia +3 Latvia +4 Morocco +10 Bosnia +3 Azerbaijan +4 Armenia +3 Moldova +11 Oman +2 Malta +3 S. Lanka +8 Afghanistan +5 Maldives +3 Lithuania +3 Faeroes +1 Venezuela +8 Kazakhstan +3 Jordan +7 Liechtenstein +3 Reunion +1 Ghana +4 Guyana +3 Ivory C. +2 Ethiopia +3 B. Faso +1 Guam +3 Kenya +2 St. Lucia +1 Cen. Afr. Rep. +1 Congo +1 Uzbekistan +1… Total +6,518 (+262)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 82,241 (2,886): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,753 (291) Germany 5,426 (11) France 4,499 (91) US 3,104 (62) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,372 (35) Norway 1,210 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,024 (2) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 814 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Greece 331 (4) Australia 300 (5) Canada 255 (1) Slovenia 219 (1) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Ireland 129 (2) Poland 119 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) Iraq 111 (10) Egypt 110 (2) India 108 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 59 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Hungary 32 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 337 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Cze. Rep. 231 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Iceland 171 Romania 139 Estonia 135 Brazil 121 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 86 Russia 63 Chile 61 Vietnam 56 Slovakia 54 Pakistan 53 S. Africa 51 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 46 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Palestine 38 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Armenia 23 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Tunisia 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Lithuania 12 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Macao 10 Bolivia 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 Jordan 8 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 P. Rico 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 157/251

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Gary's a faggot

Should I play this game?
youtube.com/watch?v=8lSNNyHzmc4

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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H E R D

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Send help...

Please...

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It’s been just hardly above 6k deaths for like 2 days. The fuck?

Only 232 new cases in UK. Wow, what a disappointment. What a fucking nothing burger

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Every political response is the same. Leaders have no idea what's going on, but they can't tell us that point blank because it'll be mass hysteria. Stay home for the foreseeable future and only go out for essentials untill we know what the deal is with this thing or a cure/vaccine is developed.

Praise the Lord. God is not happy with baby murders

Are you fucking retarded hahahaha

>American education

TRUST BORIS

TRUST THE PLAN

FOR THE HERD

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THE COROONING 2020
the first worldwide hapooning prsented by Yas Forums

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lead brained boomers, republicans and democrats think the roni will be a nothingburger lol

Moved to Perth from Melbourne for study.
Live with 4 others in a sharehouse- don't trust them for a second to not get themselves infected in turn screwing me over.
Dad back in Melbourne says he's coming down with something- 59 with health issues.
Well, starting to get real- also haven't prepped so fuck yeah

>NETHERLANDS LOCKDOWN FUCKING WHEN?!

They only just today closed the schools

I got blocked by that faggot for suggesting the U.S needed to take additional protocols.

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>Sewden taking in immigrants
BASED Sweden, take in all the infe-imigrants you can!

>we have to persude the British to wash themselves more than once a week
>fuck it, go with the mass infection herd immunity bullshit

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>The next step will be making sure that China cant recover.

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>tfw made stash too tasty

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Is the dutch "doomer btfo" guy still around?
Could you post your collection?

>101% DEATH RATE
big if true

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Based Mitchell

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Go away.

get a new doctor dumbass, one who isn't a MIGA boomer retard. You're supposed to get intubated at 90% of oxygen level btw. You could do like the cruise boomer who said he increased his levels by expanding his lungs though, other than that you're fucked m8, big time.

it's 60/119, actually, which is 50.42%
stop sucking dicks, it cuts off the oxygen supply needed for hard burger maths

Return the gold and we will help you

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Can the world declare war on China after this?

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It's honestly mindblowing all of this shit is going down and those (sand)niggers still try to get into Europe.

lol same

stocked up in a shit load of tins and 'morale' food like sweets and biscuits - fucking hammered the latter

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that means there wasent enough of it to begin with.

>Mutts gonna mutt.

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ask yourself would the CDC be using a European date format?
The US is MM/DD/YY not DD/MM/YY

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no, you're just a low impulse control fat coomer

interesting.. I think it potentially could be real

>he fell for the pack only things you like eating meme

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NETHERLANDS CLOSES SCHOOLS, RESTAURANTS, SAUNAS, CLUBS, CAFES AND SEXCLUBS TILL 6th OF APRIL AT LEAST

Our PM planning to change testing hopefully this changes things. Also says he doesn't need to be tested because it takes it from another. He knows the panic will come hardcore when we know PM has it.

But all the gold was stolen from us by bong pirates

If only.

>shills and normies have shifted from IT'S JUST A FLU BRO to DON'T BUY SUPPLIES YOU SELFISH HOARDER WE WON'T RUN OUT

Isn't denial meant to end at some point? realistically how long can someone be in denial for when this shit is staring you in the face

Hey everyone please give your money to WHO niggers that do literally nothing useful. Thanks!

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Yeah if everything could go back to normal that’d be nice

>S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,753 (291)
410 new cases and Spain will take Korea's place

No.
Obviously not.

What are the odds of "Reinfection" simply being a case of:
>Be infected by weaker Strain A
>Recover
>Be infected by stronger Strain B
Has there been any cases of more than one Reinfection yet?

Jew York update

youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8UKPDziss

wrong
it was stolen by commies
es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oro_de_Moscú

Will fasting make my immune system stronger or weaker? Kinda wanted to spend the first few weeks on quarantine fasting to shed weight, lower blood pressure, and save on my stash.

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>10 million euros for meme press conferences

>be mutt
>die
>die again

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Ok guys, what do you think it actually is? A legit world-ending virus that is out of control or it's just some jewish plot? I really want this cuckery to end, I want Corona-Chan to be real, but I cannot allow myself to live in lie.

>SEXCLUBS

implying they know anything about anything.
they were the absolute bottom of the barrel from several third world shitholes.
everything from deep desert "farmers" that lived like its 200bc to prisoners that would have gotten exicuted to genuine retards.
every invasion wave was made up of the absolute worst the kikes could bribe the third world into sending us.

Fucking kek. I was just saying the other day to my family I bet people put on a lot of weight during this because they will have stocked their houses with a huge amount of junk food.

there might be no re-infection, you just don't get immune and the virus comes out to play some time later, like the herpes only in your lungs and central nervous system

The biggest happening of the decade its slow as shit

I expected something more big of a happening that this snail-race bullshit, will the shitshow finally begins or should i just lose hope?

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Learn about Smallpox

Some tranny developed and used the virus in a purposeful manner of peace.

WHEW
Take care, lad.

STOP THE RIDE ALREADY
I WANT OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF!!!

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Based, redpilled and meme-proof.

More likely the virus stays inside you forever like Herpes and then attacks your lungs every X weeks

based on reinfection being a thing, and everyone already having it, we're all going to die.

RIP in peace.

>no shortage of toilet paper
>people still buying toilet paper en masse anyway
>literally zero toilet paper on the shelves
>even kleenex is all gone
>people hauling off entire pallets of toilet paper
>stores limiting the amount of toilet paper you can buy

Is this tulip mania all over again?

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how would the (international) procedure look like against a terrorist attack with biological agent ?

Why do people act like staying home shitposting/watching netflix is some intolerable burden all of the sudden when it’s what they would be doing anyways?

A jewish plot using a world-ending virus.

>mfw bought a load of bags of mass gainer protein powder
Is this a good idea for a stash or no? I figured it was ideal since its high calorie, lots of protein and carbs, and I also have a lot of multivitamins and vitamin D tablets

Am I gonna make it? Could somebody live off this stuff and vitamins alone?

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bad idea, fasting makes your immune system weaker in the short term stronger in the long term.

I thought Isis called them back? Maybe someone should tell them?

Based

It's not that bad, just chill.
>3:50>

youtu.be/UF2vLJMhbgQ

I have no fucking clue what's going on and I've been here since the single digit threads. Some people reinfect two or three times, some people's brains are attacked, for some people it's just a flu, some people recover but their lungs and possibly immune systems are damaged, the CCP claims only 4000 or so died but their response seems blown out of fucking proportion if that's true, the west doesn't believe what the Chinese say about what the virus can do but they believe the death and infected number for some reason. Who knows, Polandbro.

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You need electrolytes too m8

lmao the WHO nigger with the quick cash grab to buy a bunker

who the fuck is actually giving them money? why?

>mfw cutie cashiers started wearing masks
she said i'm the only one who's not worried at all

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You are retarded. Let's say you fast, then get sick, then you can't eat due to fever. Then you die.

So when can I start some raping and looting?

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It's just the beginning. ALL HAIL TO CORONA-CHAN!!!!

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This won't come with sauce since it was only a word-of-mouth account, but here's a story my wife shared with me when she came back from her shift at a hospital in Downtown L.A.
Guess one of her cardiologists was talking to a MD in Seattle about how they were treating patients. Seattle MD said they had a rash of COVID-19 patients on dialysis. Determination had not yet been made whether this was a property of the virus itself or the treatment methods they were using at that particular hospital.
Now it doesn't make sense to me why there's apparently a kidney component to this disease, but I know some spergs here will have better capacity to go digging than I can. I'm only sharing what's being shared with me. As far as I understood, this was simply a respiratory disease, but the addition of a cardio/renal component adds a new layer of complexity.
Not sure what to make it of for now. Hopefully you find something good from it.

It's so they can bill your family twice for dying

>everybody quarantined with nothing to do
>people stuck at home with significant others

Methinks baby boom 2:electric boogaloo is gonna be a thing nine months from now.

Black Plague took nearly a decade. Spanish Flu took 3 years. Quit being so entitled, pandemics don't happen overnight like in TV shows. She is trying her best and you don't deserve instant gratification.

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weaker at first, stronger after 48 hours.

Probably not alone for any amount of time, but it'll be good to use part for a meal a day replacement

the muslim drumpf

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this is why I stocked up on amphetamines and coffee

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Not world ending but gonna shake things.

Fucking zoomer with zero patience

it's boring, but will work, shhh don't tell people about the idea of caloric density.

The republic once again showed to be fucking shit
Who would have guessed they were retards?

Chicken pox virus returns decades later as shingles

The end of the world doesn't begin with a bang. It's a slow burn.

It being so slow will only exacerbate the economical issues, the real party starts when summer passes.

That shit is way more expensive per calorie than normal food

Wouldn't that pretty much mean that it's got a 100% death rate on the long run? There's only so much abuse your lungs and immune system can take.

yes, at least some protein powder is good to have in your stash
and yes, theoretically you could subsist off of that.
also remember, you have (probably) a lot of fat on your body that will also sustain you for a while.
you could probably live a month, a month and a half just off the fat on you + a glass of protein shake a day.

TELLS ME GUYS WHERE THE FUCK ARE HUMAN SURVIVAL INSTINCT?
ARE THEY FUCKING GONE? ESPECIALLY IN THE WEST???????

Just like Stalin send family a bill for the bullet used for execution of their loved ones?

nukes

Based

when all this blows over,
which country is going to come out on top and conquer the ruins of all other countries

the bear will leave its cave forever

The Crowning sounds better considering that Corona is crown in Spanish

Based strategy desu, both the Coronavirus and the population crisis solved just like that.

As soon as military/police start getting infected you're going to see what happens when the zoo keepers stop going into work

are you stocking up rusman?

The activation of ACE2 receptors causes the kidney damage, that was documented from china itself, however, a majority of the symptoms are pneumonia, with reinfection having the immune enhanced response component that leads to AIDS like sores on the body and heart failure

Sudan only detected a coronavirus case post-mortem, those faggots are pozzed

Yes if a bullet cost 700k

By that logic, Living has a 100 percent death rate

What's governor coomo saying?

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This tbqh

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are you naturally this dumb or did you practice?

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If I pledge my allegiance to her, will I be spared? Will I be given her blessings?
Can you become a champion of her by infecting nigs, spics, muslims and chinks?

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The virus will fizzle out at some point the question is, what is going to fizzle out first the virus or the social order?

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Yes

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Individualist Western countries are currently getting BTFO while collectivist Asian countries are weathering this just fine with case reports flattening out. The west with its greed and obsession with the 'economy' over human lives is gonna bite us in the ass.

>also haven't prepped
user
I'm so sorry

The toilet paper meme is just dumb. But having a few weeks worth of food is common sense. You should be prepared for that anyways. What if there’s an earthquake or terrorist attack or something?

the final redpill

jesus christ

Hows Africa looking?

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so russia?

GERMANY CLOSING BORDERS

They will be closing the borders to France, Austria and Switzerland starting Monday according to Der Spiegel and Bild.

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Yes but based on my limited research this stuff keeps good for ages, like years and years if kept dry and it takes up like no space

>you're going to die a virgin

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>we are in a war
>the virus could collapse the hospital system
>we have to flatten the curve
the usual stuff /cvg/ was discussion ages ago

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i got a boner off a persona of a virus.

the only ones left with a legit self-preservation sense are hypocondriacs and Yas Forums autists

That he's gonna coom soon

What is that pic from?

hi brothers

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All Hail!

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the koreas

how to get a gf in coronavirus panic mode?

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link

I'd take the nuke option too if it was me

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHOOLS CLOSED SHOPS CLOSED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Corona-chans yummy youngy funny cunny!

And coffeeshops
>stoners btfo

you'll ruin your liver and kidneys, and your gut flora will starve, compromising your immune system.
so don't replace more than one meal with those.

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SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS
>SCANDINAVIAN AIRLINES (SAS) TO TEMPORARILY SUSPEND 10,000 WORKERS DUE TO THE EFFECT OF COVID19 ON THE TRAVEL BUSINESS

LORD HAVE MERCY ON OUR ECONOMY

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Buy more tp and hand sanitizer

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-germany-update-news-borders-closed-panic-buying-stockpiling-a9403061.html

>this is where the fun begins

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no idea, i got it here around 2014.

your empire is never ever coming back lmao

>Not even 200k cases yet
Nothing burger

I'd rather live in Eurasia than Weimerica
So, good.

Just a reminder and a tip for my good friends from /cvg/, the pussy game is getting out of control because of the panic of this pandemic, you guys should try tinder, i'm getting like 5 likes every 2 hours.

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That goes beyond the scope of what I thought COVID-19 was capable of, though. As far as I understood, ACE-2 activation simply produced inflammation/fluid buildup in the lungs. From there, it's massive O2 deprivation since the lungs can't extract Oxygen from the air and the next probably symptom would usually be hypercardic shock.
If the disease can progress PAST this point to infect other vital organs, it's going to be a hell of a lot tougher to keep patients alive long enough to produce a meaningful antibody response.

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martial law next week

France under lock down is a fucking meme. Parisians right now are celebrating chink flu going out en masse enjoying the beautiful sun... kill me
Please.

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>Live in a small town in the north
>Go to the store
>TP in droves
>Bottled water untouched
>Hand sanitizers plentyful
What was missing was 99% alcohol for fuel (and washing hands), salt, four, matches and dried peas/beans

I'm proud of my community being not retarded

Well I have for around 2-3 weeks. And seems like I finally was able to convince family to get some cheaper stuff to pad what we already have. So that we have around 2 months of food. Won't cost that much.

Report the real situation from your countries.

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Wellm to be honest, the world has gone through worst shit, we will power through this. But it surely seems this will be the even that will make the newest generations appreciate the freedoms, rights and the wonders of propety (once a lot of people end up inheriting)
This will be a fucking hard ride, a lot of people will die, but humanity will endure, as always
Also I hope we nuke Beijing after this, would be the perfect finale for this event

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BASED

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Those digits don't lie and i can't deny, but the fun hasn't even begun yet

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Lol.

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I figured the end would be nukes. It least it would be a quick death. But nope we get to suffer. Shouldn't have expected less.

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Fucking hell they are absolutely shamless

>implying she isn't going to kill capitalism instead

>Coronavirus fatalities in the UK increase by largest total yet as 14 more people die overnight bringing death toll to 35 while the number of cases increases by more than 200 to 1,372

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Live feed of drive thru testing in NY
youtube.com/watch?v=kkGNQJGTPdc

Having a few weeks of butt wipe makes sense too. But people buying cart loads is crazy.

Still makes sense more then people hoarding water. If the grid goes down those bottles of deer park are going to mean fuckall when everything is burning from mass riots

The kikes tank you goyem.

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>not even 10 million dead and 100 million with permanent lung/kidney/testicle damage

yawn, are you faggots still shilling this nothingburger? This won't even permanently cripple the world economy.

riots are bound to happen given how people spas out over toilet paper

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Nothing is happening.

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Of course not, but it's gonna fuck the global economy pretty hard
People are going to wake up against central banking kikery

Miaumiau

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I'm worried about my potbelly piggy, her names pickle. I can't find any information on if COVID19 can be transcommunicated between a human and a pig.

A lot of these kinds viruses come from bats and pigs and things like that, so is it unrealistic to think I could give it pickle, should I not interact with her? I don't want my piggy to be lonely, anons.

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did you put your dick inside any of them

post cock bro

Shit audio and lots of coofing inclusive
Normies didn't care enough to realize the failure, incompetence and inactivity of WHO. They just like to show their solidarity, regardless if it makes sense or not

This is about the Houson area police officer that may have contracted WuFlu at the RODEO. He is in his 40's, critical condition and unconscious for 4 days.

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I thought thots would be cautious of contact

171 right now.

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Florida Department of Health officials confirmed dozens of more positive coronavirus cases early Sunday, bringing the total number in the state to more than 100

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Is herd immunity the new meme?

Yea real great idea, go on some degenerate service that'll get you some gross viruses even before this started

Fuck you Spain, you will not overtake us this time.

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Anons, check


emcrit.org/ibcc/covid19/

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Literally nothing burger

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Normies don't believe it will happen to them until it does user, they can't plan for the future

>She is trying her best and you don't deserve instant gratification
Awww, cmon
Dont blame me, im just saying its slow thats all
How long then?
Till summer? Aww

The fact normies didn’t prep makes prepping dangerous.
As they get more nervous, wearing a mask in public makes on a greater target.

Scandinavian Air Force (SAS), which employs about 10,000 people under the auspices of COVID19, is killing your liver and kidneys and destroying your plants and your health system.
So do not replace more than one meal. The Lord loves our economy

Based.

Yes

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lmao normies btfo

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Why not both?

>do that holding breath test
>10, 11, 12...
>rollercoaster in head
>have to sit down

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Where are you retardeds coming up with these death totals?

Yes, considering you need over 60-70% of the population to develop immunity to produce any real sense of protection from the uninocculated

HOMELESS ARE SUPER SPREADERS
Just got off a transit bus where a homeless guy coughed his lungs over everything.

yes
no
instincts tell them to reproduce
is a great idea

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>fag mayor of NY
>building a hospital takes years
>its never been done before
Did he forget China made one in like 10 days, prefab but still
fuck i hate these idiots

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The classic “nearly straight upward” pattern.

you wish yellow nigger.

Source of img?

I can feel myself getting fatter now that I'm eating more cheap carbs and not going outside as much.

>Be me
>Fat NPC AmeriShart who swallowed nothingburger meme
>Eat 3 bags of Olestra chips each day because they taste like real lard but don't bloat me up so much that I have to trade my Shart-in-Mart scooter for a forklift
>Olestra causes anal leakage but FDA approved it so it's all good
>I have no TP and I must shart
>Go to Shart-in-Mart. No TP.
>I clear out Olestra chip isle instead
>Enraged coofing mutts slip on brown oil trail behind my scooter
>Only one register open. Wait in line 3 hours. Get coofed on retarded single moms and their niglets.
>Come back to my McMansion, find dog has dragged her ass on my carpet.
>NOOOOOO, not my precious carpeterino! I paid 20,000 clownbux for that!
>Get prepper idea.
>Sit on dog, nearly crushing her, and ride my ass back and forth on her fur
>Dog looks at me like WTF. Hey, that's what you get, bitch!
>After I roll off, she sniffs and licks my shit, and wags her tail!
>Get stiffy from having rubbed my balls on her fur
>For the first time in my life, I regret not moving to Canada in 2005
>Console myself with my stash of Olestra chips

I think I'm gonna make it, lads! Or at least, when the virus starts manifesting stage 3 reinfections (i.e. reanimation), I will become one of those bloatoid zombies that's extra hard to kill.

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Just enjoy the show, user

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>Summer
>Is when the happening is happening
kek
Try the next 10 years worth of happening that comes and goes in waves

X

that's why (((they))) gave free porn to italians

The first infection is almost universally no symptoms or pneumonia, with reinfection being damage, seizures, brain death, high fever, etc. Imagine being infected with ecoli for the first run in with it, a slight cold and cough, then the second time your immune system begins to attack you, papers out right now are describing what has been found as the insertions the virus has, HIV-1 and a loop it inserts somewhere to bind with ace2. I suspect we will end up finding more insertions now that the "paper" has been published pretending to be authoritative on it not having another payload. I would put some pretty hefty shit in a weapon like this, imagine, you could make it so jews cant eat any meat besides pork.
Would fix the world very quickly, desu

Masks make angry infected also want to attack you for having what they don't.

we getting corona suicidals now

extremely true

NETHERLANDS CLOSING SCHOOLS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ORDERS THE CLOSURE OF BARS, RESTAURANTS, GYMS, AND COFFEESHOPS

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lmao

twitter.com/amanbatheja/status/1239175709823819776

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An user mentioned he was upper management in a grocery store chain and the stuff that was way up in sales was junk food like potato chips.

Is going innawoods a good option?

It is dangerous to be a recorder of failing.
The company gets more frustrated, and the larger goal. Until the summer? Do not blame me to say, is not thinking about the future, because if you do not believe that all of these criteria.

Of course not permanently. Doesn't mean we don't get the great depression 2: the electric boogaloo followed by a lost decade

China is not a capitalist country

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Either guinea pigs or hamsters are illegal to have as pets in San Francisco because people like to put them in their ass alive.
Fun fact.

Bro go live in a yurt get out of there

Hopefully both. Destroy globalism and industrialism while we're at it, so we can leave the rat race behind.

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>don't care about dying
>super worried for my dog and cats
Any pet owners worried?

SKEEEEEEEUP

Fortress of leaves ftw

hahaha...get fucked krauts

Well that’s it for me Yas Forums I’ve tried to warm my boomer mother that she shouldn’t be going around the city to get the dogs to the groomers, and see my uncle(who is in the hospital rn) because of the pandemic. But she told me that the corona virus is fake and it’s not worth panicking about. I’m literally gonna die. Do I kill her before she gets me killed? or runaway in my hazmat with no where else to go? Friends don’t believe it is something to worry about either so they’re a no-go

OUR GUY ON FOX NEWS

youtube.com/watch?v=1t67o28Jr3k

Barely even happening here yet

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With the Dutch order closing schools nationwide and, inevitably, bars, restaurants, gyms and coffee shops, we are now angry, infected, and in your crown, the urge to commit suicide has space Unplugged, it is not the cause.

wait... was that fact the source of the lemiwinks chapter?

Propably wortha try

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WHEN IS BORIS GOING TO SHUT IT DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LESS CASES IN UK TODAY THAN YESTERDAY

IT'S OVER

OFFICIALLY A NOTHINGBURGER

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Score one for Coronachan. Hope he got another hundred class traitors sick too

Chinese hospital collapsed in 3 weeks, killed 70.

Just watched a press briefing by the mayor of our capital (Helsinki):

>We won't close schools because a lot of health workers would have to stay home to take care of their kids.
>The outbreak can no longer be stopped, so it can only be slowed down
>Third point: MUH HERD IMMUNITY

Jesus we are so fucking fucked. When will these clowns understand that that corona-chan won't give you an immunity like for example the flu.

Finland is totally kill.

We're fat.

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stfu ESL

This is just beyond ridiculous. Latvia and Lithuania has below 50 cases, but Estonia is nearing 200 already.

Yeah, the misleading medical "hypotheses" gives me more concern than the virus itself. A lot of MD/PhDs that want to make a name for themselves are going to be trying to ride that fringe and fucking up a lot of patients.
It'll be interesting to see how it all pans out, but I'm sure they're holding fast to that medical malpractice insurance to take big risks.

UAE REPORTS 12 NEW #CORONAVIRUS CASES RAISING TOTAL TO 98 CASES.

english.alarabiya.net/en/coronavirus/2020/03/15/UAE-reports-12-new-coronavirus-cases-raising-total-to-98-cases-1340.html

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Spain will never win and now you know.
AHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Aren't they already funded by governments?
My tax money is already going to them.
What exactly are they planning to do with the money anyway?

Never
Enjoy

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I live about 30 miles from where the first cases in Washington occurred. The first cases showed up in a retirement home, so the death rate was severely skewed.

We need eugenics to stop these people from reproducing.

based

They just tested fewer people

It's driving me insane too. People are really just mindless on some level

>give WHO mony so they can fly first class and eat at 3 star michillen restaurants
shameless

nah m8 cant abandon my people like that. I'm young, healthy, strong and brave. I wont suffer from coronavirus that much, I think gods will protect me, so I must be ready to help out my brethren here, not hide in a yurt somewhere.

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Does anyone have the movie list?

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i have a fever that comes and goes throughout the day

is this it for me

am I dead in two weeks?

Guinea pigs are herds that breed without cattle in San Francisco. It just makes people want to give life to their asses.
It's really fun. China is not China's country, not forever, ever. This does not mean that you cannot take Main 2: 10 years of electricity loss from Bulgaria

There's no need to. Cases are dropping, the happening, at least in the UK, is literally over. I guess it was a nothing burger after all

>Literally every new death in the UK is at least 75 years old with the average being like 80

N O T H I N G B U R G E R

a breeze would have killed these people

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Should never have left, friendo.

we plan to use our female national duty/soldiers to take care of medical worker kids

Stop posting this shit, favela monkey.