SMOKING WEED PREVENTS CORONA

retard

This
I have OCD and tried weed just once and in combination it fucked with my head beyond belief for like 2 days.
I thought all of the posts on here were talking about me specifically but in code.

You must be smoking that heavy couchlock stuff. I'm bright and active, reflexes almost painfully sharp in a lot of cases. The issue is the inability to mix with other substances like alcohol without getting really fucked up.

Why do you children come here and think you're not obvious.

None of my dealers are willing to sell right now, bunch of fucking retarded cunts.

Wayne Lambright died a few days ago. This is an imposter.

What ailments doesn't weed cure, desu? I can't think of a single one

Holy shit check out this fucking faggot

They were.

Alright raiders whats the best sat strain for doming indie smoking prepper boomers?

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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Anti-inflammatory doesn't mean shit if you smoke it.

Marijuana definitely hurts people with existing mental health complications.

Normies feel good, anyone with high anxiety or especially bi-polar people should *never* take large doses of THC. You will disrupt dopamine pathways in the brain that are irreversible. You could fall into a horrible depression or endless manic episode.

This wasn't a problem 20 years ago when flower wasn't so potent. Today, Vapes, waxes, edibles - these things are dangerous to zoomers who have been told their whole lives "weed is harmless."

>be baked
You do not have to be so baked, user.

I've done most of my best deer hunting baked. Pretty sure it improves my aim. It definitely improves my ability to sit in a deer blind without moving

wrong. try again

Even more so - as far as I know, being slightly high does wonders to your eyesight (night vision, harder to be blinded by flashes, reduced eye tiredness)

this, i bake out and hit sick headshots in vidya all the time

This fucker is so high he misspelled Sleep.
>drop out of life
>bong in hand
>follow the smoke
>to the riff-filled land

>possible anti-inflammatory effects of cannabis smoking.
If this is true, it will depend heavily on the strain and quality you get. Only a handful of medical quality strains that were properly cultivated and harvested could boast a reasonable assurance of specific anti-inflammatory qualities, and improper consumption could negate them.

Just run out of weed and money today,drug dealer reluctant to borrow some weed

>I'm taking leftover opiod pills now

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weed nap? its not sex faggot its weed

>t.Junkie.

Complete lie. I really wonder why people willingly spread misinformation like this.

>weed is masculinity

literally kys yourself hippie

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Cant remember the last time I went longer than 12 hours without smoking a bowl

Despite years of peeps trying to gaslight me about my supposedly being bipolar and the fact that I do actually have some kind of dopamine irregularity (details unknown - I HAVE involved real doctors trying to figure it out), cannabis hasn't screwed with me in anything like that way.

>mfw I have all the money in the world but no one has weed to sell
this is so fucking stupid, why dont these retards want my money?

Its cause i smoked during the cookup

Colorado kazakh gut biome dropoffs. Lmfao

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Money is on the way to becoming worthless.

>itt idiots who starte at wall for 4 hours every day justyfing their addiction

fuck off nigger im still blazing up got nothing better to do my city has declared a disaster

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>tfw bought before the quarentine

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Eating your boogers is the real redpill to protect yourself from disease.

you could always hide the thread and fuck off, mohammed

Now if it didn't go hand in hand with retardation

Fukkin horsemeat

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When they declared a state of emergency here in NV i hit the dispensaries along with my finish up food prep that night after work and a second trip the next day , just like all my other supplies im set for right around 3-4 months.

>he doesn't know about the Hashishin.

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BULLSHIT

same

This guy fucking gets it. Check out the Melvin's early work if you haven't, Roman Dog Bird, Charmicarmicat, Hands First Flower. BwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrSCHLURRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSCHLURRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>sleep
That's what the meth is for, cocksucker.

Many silver linings in these clouds.

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shit they just closed all of our coffeeshops D:

I grow my own weed, sell way over required limit to produce 1.5-2 pounds of weed in two month cycles. I treat it as a hobby, sell a portion to friends to offset electric/water bills and put cash in my pocket, and get baked off my ass every day all for little to no work.

Its 1:30pm and I already fired up twice today lol

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>produce 1.5-2 pounds of weed in two month cycles
how many plants is that? like a small tent, an entire room or a field

>government just closed all coffee shops for the next 3 weeks
THEY'RE TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US ALL

now imagine if you didnt have coffee shops to begin with and your regular guy is refusing to answer the phone since the start of march

I fucking hate this shithole

Nice I smoke once everyday.
Yesterday and the day before I didn't. I shouldn't have endangered my health like that.

Which reigon are u in. Mine are still sellin

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WITH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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I WANNA
GET HIGH
BEFORE I DIE

i love electric wizard so much
perfect band to listen to during the apocalypse

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obesity

klatovsko, plzenskej. nikde nic, proste v pici

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>weed nap
coomer detected

Moravskoslezský, Ostrava. Pořád to tady jede. Možná víc, jak normálně

You're not special... or are you? Ouu I'm out ya window. BOO!!

Based

pockej 10 hodin a domluv mi aspon desitku, jedu tam kamo

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Ok anti weed faggots. I have listened to this bullshit for 5 years and I can't take it anymore. So let me get some crayons and construction paper and make you dumb cunts a chart. Notice how grown men and experienced drinkers can sit at the bar for hours and drink . But someone the same age and weight drinking for the first time will vomit,blackout or go get a dui after running over a child? Its called tolerance. I personally think a drink after work or a bowl of weed after work is fine. It's about moderation. When someone says they drink , humans don't typically jump to the assumption they are raging alcoholics like Billy Bob Thorton in the movie Bad Santa. But when someone says they smoke weed you faggots jump to the conclusion they are Hippie stoner Cheech and Chongs who wake up and just smoke all day and all night.Dont work. Are lazy. Blah blah blah. It really makes you look stupid as you are trying to call someone else dumb. I smoke a small bowl of weed 3-4 times a week before I go powerlifting at the gym. It helps me focus on my workout and cardio. Guess what, I also drink 2-3 mixed drinks with my bitch wife on Saturdays. Wow !!! HES NOT TEAM WEED OR TEAM ALCHOHOL. HE IS A DOUBLE AGENT !!!!!! Be smart enough and drop your ego so you can notice this flawed logic and exit your faggot tribalistic ideals you cave man niggers. Its called self control. I admire the men like me you can have 5-9 bottles of different bottle of liquor in their minibar but only use it for special occasions or super stressful days. Same with weed. It's when you HAVE to smoke everyday or drink every day. That's when it becomes a problem. Your not going to get stabbed by Jamal because you smoked a joint 5 days ago. Drop the alcohol and weed memes . It's as bad as video game console wars.Grow the fuck up and quit arguing. Except that people have different tastes than you and there is nothing wrong with that.

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This is possibly the greatest comment of all comments in the history of comments

Guy goes out with his buds drinking all night. Blacks out. Fights a stranger and commits felony assault.
Fucks some random whore and gets her pregnant. Drive drunk home and accidentally wrecks car.

"Dude, you were so fucking funny last night ! You're so lucky you didn't die ! High fives you.
Man wants to stay in and avoid all that bullshit. Maybe just an introvert. Smokes small amount of weed, watches a movie and then goes to bed.
" Hahahah you fucking stoner loser! Enjoy getting murdered in your sleep by ninjas . Go eat some pizza you loser!"

>Smoked weed last night
>almost immediately after lying down to go to bed I suddenly had uncontrollable shakes and a fever
I've had to self-isolate since then, but I don't have a cough or breathing problems, though. Is "just" a fever a good thing? That's a sign my body is fighting the virus off, right? The fact that it happened IMMEDIATELY after smoking makes me think there's some kind of correlation there.

About 12 plants covering two tents, which is techically within the legal limit had I not kept a shit ton of clones in a separate room to keep everything on a two month budding cycle.

kek

dude..

weed..

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> Says smoking weed helps defeat Corona
> Forgets Corona is a Respiratory disease that kills you by choking you to death
>Forgets that Weed Smoke can choke you to death
>Forgets that Weed actually dilates the blood vessels, hastening the flow of blood going to your lungs when Corona hits.
>Forgets that Weed has no Antiviral property.

Yeah right, keep smoking. I'll just be watching you...

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Fuck that's what I've been listening to as well
I just bought Dopethrone off Amazon the other day cuz the cd would sound better compared to AUX in the car

i agree with you here but most people cannot smoke like that. they stay stoned alllllll the time and act like boneheaded fuck ups.

>smoke weed
>start having physical illness

You're either lying or just a little bitch.
I'm guessing you are both.

Strepsils kill it... well should.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6276617/

Dude....
Alchohol......

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>he falls asleep from smoking weed
maybe it just isnt for you soiman? I mean how weak and feeble do you have to be to get knocked out by a fucking joint?

I dont have a plug anymore since I quit a few months back

Idk at least for me, weed really makes me more aware of my body. Especially when I lay down for bed. He may have been sick for a while but the symptoms were too subtle.

This.

How is it a lie you autistic faggot? What that user said is 100% true.

Did everybody tested have the same strain?

>The study population encompasses 20-59 year old participants from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Surveys, 2005-2010 (n=1115 recently active cannabis smokers and 8041 non-smokers, identified via confidential Audio Computer Assisted Self-Interviews)

No.

What ? You can't tell if you are sick when you are sober ? You need weed to be aware of your body ? Im pro weed but this is a stupid statement.

dude..

neither..

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Of course we are all talking to you. You are not paranoid at all.

For me, it's slow roasting a bowl like pork in a crockpot

It's definitely the case for me.
When I smoke weed I feel my body way better, to the point where I realize my senses when sober are abnormally dull.

" Weed makes you dumb ,slow, and unalert."

Meanwhile I smoke Colorados most potent flowers and bench 310lbs.
Or I smoke before playing a platforming game that requires intense hand eye coordination and I do better because i focus more and get into a zone.

Explain.

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mm I agree, I never used to enjoy dope, I had to keep lowering the amount I'd smoke in one go, but once it was low enough, it began to feel nice. It's like I don't enjoy the 'high' I more enjoy the 'burnout' afterwards, when you feel tired and relaxed, rather than the buzz.
Found that putting tiny amounts in skipped the buzzy high I dislike and just made me feel relaxed. The shit nowadays is too strong otherwise.

Fuckk I want some so I can have a blunt or something my last days but I spent the last of my money at har-poor freight buying this machete and a hatchet for looter defense. I wont get more money till prob my birthday in a week but so I’m hoping they don’t lock us in till after. Hopefully the plug still has tabs and bud.

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I can't relate or understand this at all but I believe you even though its kind of strange.

I wish weed was legal here lol, I’m jealous that it’s legal in some parts of the US :/

Because you have a pussy brain faggot. Enjoy your short and brief iteration. Hopefully you won’t be such a faggot in your next life

Never buy tools from Harbor Freight. Every man in the construction industry knows that HF tools are fucking garbage.

You smoked sativa strains.
They make you have high energy and creativity.

you and me Sven