Nothingburger General—/NBG/

Coronavirus is a nothingburger.

Wuhan is closing down their makeshift hospitals due to the virus being under control. South Korea is reporting a death rate similar to that of the flu. Tom Hanks has the virus and literally has no issues.

Coronavirus is a nothingburger, Yas Forums was fooled but it’s time to face the facts.

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imagine believing propaganda like "indepedent".
fuck off, dummy.
this is agenda 21.

Implying new rest of the world can organize and enforce what China did.

Even those suggesting sk as a free world model. I have a friend there in deagu ran away from quarantine to another city; he’d be shot in China foe that.

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?


There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.


This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.


No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.


It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

if it's such a nothingburger and all the quarantine camps are gone, where's chen qiushi?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

OP is a shill (wow so surprising)

Wuhan is basically deserted
youtu.be/Tf-4zQADLS8

There hasn’t been a single thing worth panicking about concerning coronavirus. I don’t get it.

>I believe China yaaaay

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Shill spotted.

>where's chen qiushi?
He broke the law, trying to steer panic, score political points amongst westerners, traveling between infected areas endangering people. Rotting in jail like he should.

Why keep a hospital if many have died.

>Oh look it this thread again
Kys retard, we all know it's Chinese propaganda. You nothingburger faggots are sad. You're grasping at straws.

>one roll per day
>american
yep checks out

Why are you so serious? Arrogant Westerners don't care what we do, they just trust their media.
Let them, just appreciate the collapse of medical system of their country and some bullshit like "herd immunity"

This is not the end of the world and your pathetic life won't be any different after it's over.

Based post. Happeningfags BTFO

When you're struggling to breathe from the pneumonia, remember the post that you just made.

This pasta bait is getting old

Schizo spotted

My opinion: China has accepted failure of measures, everyone will sooner or later get it, they will now try to restart and get people back to Work.

in other words a bunch of people got it already in 2-3ish months. literally millions and millions dead.

you'd get a lot of people to just stay home by themselves if you just said so as a leader. most of the retirees would listen in the west at least. closing schools and large venues cuts down a lot of the problems.
biggest issue with this is the long time span working against government. it's got a lot of time to sneak around with serious symptoms showing up and you can't get anyone to do or allow anything until there's an obvious direct problem. you can't have 5 cases in the whole country and try to tell people they need to go all sit home for a month.

>if we stop reporting the numbers to the public, that means it has gone away and our quarantine is working!
Even on the off chance that the numbers are somehow miraculously 100% true, once the border opens back up and travel resumes, you're fucked all over again.

It's fucking embarrassing how people are reacting to this coronavirus panic. Shutting down everything over a virus with an insignificant death rate? People must be really bored

"Hospital"

I wonder if they brought the people and bodies out before they bulldoze it.

Shure bud. But when quarantines in your country will be breached by boomers who watch conspiracy theorists and fear porn panic sellers who say cornovirus is a hoax originated by chemtrails and 5g, you will also coof very hard
youtube.com/watch?v=uf_2dS4V688

Imagine their reaction when the second wave starts

When this thing blows over in a couple of weeks thanks to Farr's Law, remember this post.
nypost.com/2020/03/08/coronavirus-going-to-hit-its-peak-and-start-falling-sooner-than-you-think/

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They have infrared cameras everywhere, no lack of masks, new testing kits

>Wuhan is closing down their makeshift hospitals due to the virus being under control. South Korea is reporting a death rate similar to that of the flu. Tom Hanks has the virus and literally has no issues.

It was because China and SK acted so aggressively and so quickly.....forcing people to stay inside homes, testing and tracking, treating the sick, massive disinfecting of the streets and public spaces.

The West is not taking those measures....last night there were 3000 people in Chicago O'Hare standing shoulder to shoulder for hours waiting to get through customs

pathetic NEETs desperately NEED this to be a happening so their lives can finally have meaning and value

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Based. Too bad the West will literally collapse fighting this virus.

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Computer simulations state that China hadn't completely shut down their social interaction and entire economy there would have been 7.6 million cases today

eat shit chink shill

>literally millions and millions dead.
Cringe

What magical cure did they find? We need their secret bioweapon disabler

Barely any Americans will die too
Americans are the superior race
They don't admit it, but we cause all your deaths and we laugh because you DO NOTHING about it. You deserve it for not being American.

Cope

1. Media in the west is at an all time low in terms of trust, it's just that there's a lot of boomers who are too technically illiterate to do more then change a channel on a TV
2. You're responding to a copypasta

More like the chinks treated it like a big deal since day one. Round eyes walked around contaminating every one with their nothing boorger

>The West is not taking those measures.
Why should we ruin our economy because of a chinese cold?
We don't do this for the seasonal flu, which kills way more people than this. Or measles, which is much more infectious.
We didn't do anything of the like against H1N1, which infected millions and killed tens of thousands of Americans.
Well, the difference is Obama was president back then, and now Trump is president, so the lugenpresse is trying to tank the economy to hurt Trump's reelection.
And they're being backed by George Soros, who wants to hit the jackpot by shorting the currency just like he did in 92 again.
This is a huge nothingburger. Stop trying to shill panic.

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Wait a month. We gonna laugh so hard at all those "happenings" retards.

Because China actually did something to prevent the spread of the disease. It was costly, but it worked.

All chinks should hang

Hanks is probably on oxygen mask 24/7

i.e. everybody in Wuhan over the age of 70 is now dead

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Why wouldn't you want panic

God I am tired of you brainlets.

>muh nothingburger

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There's gonna be no collapse. We have the most advanced medicine in the world in America. Yuropoors had a collapse because that's just how socialist healthcare is - you're not serviced right away, there's always a line.
The only reason this is still being talked about is because the media won't stop trying to shill panic (see pic related).

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>Memeflag
>Condescending attitude
>Spacing
Taking bait. Fuck off to Reddit.

He died a tragic death at the hands of the virus. But he died a patriot and repented his actions, swearing full loyalty to the communist party.

youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA

top kek - by the end of 2020 China will have economic growth of 5%, while USA will have be in a recession and negative digits of GDP growth
China outplayed you, China won the trade war, US is donzo

I agree, this man speaks the truth

Never gonna hapoen. See twitter.com/CourtneyRutled/status/1237892883237093377
Try harder, hapooner shill.

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After years of the media being hysterical everyone has been primed for the next big thing. What's funny is the virus is a nothing burger, but the overreaction is going to cause some very serious problems. Fuck it. Lets crash the global economy. It was falling apart and corrupt anyway.

oh, no, i will never recover from this. What are we gonna do, its a screencap with nothingburgerjustaflubro from march 5

And we’re tired you retards shitting up the board with your meme virus. Kill yourself, because this shit isn’t going to.

so.. a pandemic that shuts down china for months is a nothing burger?

Let me get this straight.. only things that actually bring zombies to life and cause the end of the world, are in fact, NOT nothingburgers?

Why do fucking freaks like you post here? Take your meds or kill yourself.

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China hasn’t acquired herd immunity, only a fraction of their population got infected. They will simply be infected again and have to close down everything again.

Nice meme faggot

>infection rate
Proposed 2.3, but we literally cannot know yet because the virus survives for days in surfaces and for more than 8 hours as an aerosol. An infection rate of 2.3 has been calculated using known contact transmissions.
>corona has a cure rate
It does not. There is no immunity, you can be reinfected immediately.
>viral pneumonia
It's viral pneumonia, severe fever, irreversible lung fibrosis (enjoy millions of cases of lung cancer starting in a decade), infertility and many more symptoms. These are just the cases of current strains, I hope you're ready for it to mutate violently once we try to cure it.

>China closing down makeshift hospitals
>still sick people
>this is good news

Trust me, Yankee dogs.

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

N-n-no! The media tried to cover it up!!! Only us schizo preppers are the smart people!

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
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26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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low info poster spotted

Seething

Windy.com has been sanitized. You have to go to earth.nullschool.net/#current/chem/surface/level/overlay=so2smass/orthographic=-245.03,30.73,1177/loc=114.386,30.712

to get actual numbers.

>They will simply be infected again and have to close down everything again.
nigger, the source of the desiese is from foreign travelers now. All foreign travelers into China pass tests on corona

based

Why are all these Twitter nobodies talking about the media creating a covid panic?
If anything the media is doing its best to downplay this, I only ever see articles and reports mentioning how it's not that bad and people shouldn't panic. The only people who "cause a panic" are the ones who report the actual numbers.

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High disinfo poster spotted

Who acturry bereeve China??

>If anything the media is doing its best to downplay this, I only ever see articles and reports mentioning how it's not that bad and people shouldn't panic.
Maybe try actually reading articles, because that’s total bullshit.

you faggot shills are PANICKING huh

Nope, but you sure are worried that your poor little virus has already peaked.

>Coronavirus is a nothingburger.
3 weeks of quarantine is all you need

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read em and weep sweetie

They're closing them down because they're physically collapsing and the new incinerators are working.

>imagine being such a massive faggot
By your logic your healthcare is shit compated to that of Africa.
Fuck off nigger

Who the fuk is ching chong shing shong

Every thread i see like this I ask

Why should we trust China
Why should we trust the media

So, they shot all the dissidents and can now stop pretending that the car parks they built in three days were hospitals.

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Whenever I read this pasta I imagine the person lightly patting their butt with an entire TP roll, then throwing the whole thing in the garbage.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Total Cases - 163,354
Recovered - 76,219 (46% of cases have recovered. Those that are active, 75.394, or 93%, are mild. Only 5,655, or 7%, are critical.)
Deaths - 6,086 (3.72% mortality rate)

There were 3,711 people aboard the Diamond Princess cruise ship. Of those 3,711, only 696 were infected. Of those 696 infected, only 7 died, which is a 1% mortality rate. If this CV is so deadly and infectious, why didn't it infect far more people on the ship? And why did it kill so few of those it did infect? These people were confined to a ship. They had nowhere to go. If this is the the thing that will that will bring our world to its knees as many of you seem to think, shouldn't it have wiped out the cruise ship?

People and talking heads and shills and trolls and (((experts))) and (((media) lie and distort. Numbers, however, do not. The numbers do not support this being the viral apocalypse. The sky is not falling.

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>this map of random shit means everyone is dead
/cvg/ has melted your brain. Take your meds, buddy, for your own good.

It’s cucks begging for a happening and marital law

They've given up on treating cases and are spinning this in a positive way.

Oh look, more bugmen lies. It's easy for the chinks to spread their bullshit they incinerate all of the bodies without an autopsy, censor the news, arrest any doctors who speak against the narrative, and label every death as something other than corona. Either you quarantine 700 million people over something serious, or 2,000 people died and it's not a big deal. You can't have both.

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well, who needs hospitals when you can lock people in their homes and just collect and burn the bodies in secret?

I'm guessing hospitals are only for the ruling communist elite and the very rich

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>dramatic fall in cases

lol

Of course there's a fall in cases when they all die

exactly this was all a media shill-job to stunt the economy in the lead up to the election. jews gonna jew

I don't get why governments don't put more effort into making their population healthier by promoting fitness, healthy diet etc... It would save probably billions in healthcare, improved economics etc...
youtube.com/watch?v=fISgKl8dB3M

Literally turn off your TV sets and enjoy your lives. This is just a flu.

why is wuhan a ghost city then? where is everyone. seen only a handful on the live cams.

here's the last doctor leaving the hospital

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Or maybe, just maybe, they overreacted and Happeningfags are wrong. Again. Like you always are.

ded

How many of them recovered?

this post is so gay, if you read even half of it, it will give you HIV. luckily i stopped immediately.

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you are in the "COPE" stage of denial.

>Media in the west is at an all time low in terms of trust,

S ah, not anymore. Corona hasturned this board into a horde of NPCs who just repeat their favourite (((news anchor))). And then accuse China of propaganda lmao

Virus arr taken care of guy! Nothing to see here. Ching ching Bing bong.

All happenings are nothingburgers, but this time the media succeeded in brainwashing the retarded general population and now I can't buy toilet paper.

The virus ain't shit, it's the reaction of society that's scary

doesn't matter if they are or they aren't. Their numbers are probably off, but who cares. The virus is real and it's coming.

This. People need to shut off their TVs and go have a drink with friends.
But most importantly, we can't allow businesses to start closing in panic and American cities to be put on lockdown just because of this shitty cold.
That would be disastrous to our economy and would certainly turn out to be much more fatal than the virus.
And not to mention it would be unconstitutional to limit the movement of American citizens across American territory.
"Social distancing" is an euphemism to all this, and we need to fight these new social distancing policies that are starting to spring up as hard as we can before they hurt our economy.

Nah.. you just don't have the intelligence to conceptualize exponential growth. Your brain is rotted from shitty movies and conspiracy theories so you can't imagine real data.

This is going to grow slowly, explode, grow again, and explode until a vaccine is found in maybe a year or two.

It's not the end of the world.. but the world will change.

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China is full of shit. Italy death rate is 8%. Are you telling me China who don't even understand medicine are going to have better numbers than the Italians.