/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2097 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>mfw people are hoarding TP.

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>delivery service just cancelled on me due to corona
END TIMES ARE UPON US

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (3,199) ► International 82,110 (2,886): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,753 (291) Germany 5,426 (11) France 4,499 (91) US 3,094 (62) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,372 (35) Norway 1,208 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,024 (2) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 814 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Australia 300 (5) Canada 255 (1) Greece 228 (4) Slovenia 219 (1) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (11) Ireland 129 (2) Poland 119 (3) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) Iraq 111 (10) Egypt 110 (2) India 108 (2) S. Marino 101 (5) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 59 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Hungary 32 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 337 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Cze. Rep. 231 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 200 Iceland 171 Romania 139 Estonia 135 Brazil 121 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 86 Russia 63 Chile 61 Vietnam 56 Slovakia 54 Pakistan 53 S. Africa 51 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 46 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Palestine 38 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Armenia 23 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Tunisia 18 Afghanistan 16 Maldives 13 Lithuania 12 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Macao 10 Bolivia 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Kazakhstan 9 Jordan 8 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Paraguay 7 Reunion 7 Ghana 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 P. Rico 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Honduras 3 Kenya 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Cameroon 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Countries and territories 157

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Hello pasta anons,
I'm looking for each and any data on italian patients; course of disease, comorbidities and such.
If you could provide sources for such info, it would be very helpful.
My italian is very bad, so english is preferred, thank you.

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"no"

My sister tested positive for corona-chan, I want to get off of this wild ride.

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>pic related
The Happening hasn't even happened yet.

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The markets have rebounded. Death rate is relatively low. Am I missing something here? Why the big commotion?

Give it to me straight, is this all hype? It seems like it's not killing that many or spreading exponentially.

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I hope you cough straight at his face every time you visit him.

>go do a check on my preps
>realize i just ran out of Vegeta
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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fug

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If you still think that smoking weed is a good idea, then you might change your mind with this one single tweet.

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Thread theme
youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

Imagine being this retarded at this point in the game

It's literally exponential.

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>ATTENTION ALL ZÜRICHFAGS
ATTENTION ALL ZÜRICHFAGS
>ATTENTION ALL ZÜRICHFAGS
ATTENTION ALL ZÜRICHFAGS
A petition is currently going around the upper echelons of the USZ. Most head physicians have already signed it. They are officially going to recommend a total lockdown to the Kantonsrat, meaning curfews, internal border controls and a fines for leaving the house for anything nonessential.

ATTENTION ALL COOMERS
READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239
>These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.
COOMING BOOSTS INNATE IMMUNITY, SOUNDS GOOD, RIGHT?
B U T
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4125530/
>The majority of studies carried out in SARS-CoV-infected humans and animals attribute a dysregulated/exuberant innate response as a leading contributor to SARS-CoV-mediated pathology
REFRAIN FROM COOMING IMMEDIATELY
CEASE ALL SEXUAL ACTIVITIES
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

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How bad you thinking it will effect Africa? They don’t really have an elderly population

Half of europe is now in full lockdown
Can't think of a bigger fuck you to the globalist open border fuckers

How earlier than the opening time should I get to the store if I want to get inside in the top 10?

Shoot the fucker dead

you go girl. i believe in you!

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yes I am thankful that China after heroically defeating the virus has show great compassion toward the other suffering countries.

Xi is truly a valuable ally to Europe.

Life is normal for these people because they are all npcs who don't understand whats going on

Depends on how bad it is there but a couple hours minimum

I SURVIVED THE FUCKING VIRUS NIGGAS AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL IT TOOK WAS VITAMIN C WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ON A SIDE NOTE, YOU SHOULD BE CONCERNED MORE ABOUT MARTIAL LAW.

>america is diseased rotten to the core

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>delivery service cancelled due to Corona
I thought delivery services were essential? Am I wrong? Holy shit then most normies wouldn't be able to order food now online

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prayers for joe rogan’s family. Can’t believe he’s gone

there is no earlier than the opening time. People are snatching it up before it hits the shelves.

Greece just confirmed 103 more in the daily update we are a 331.

Shit. Italian doctors INTUBATE below 95% with COVID-19 patients!

>abcnyheter.no/nyheter/norge/2020/03/15/195657228/regjeringen-har-vedtatt-a-bortvise-utlendinger-uten-oppholdstillatelse

>Statsminister Erna Solberg (H) oppfordret lørdag folk til å reise hjem fra hyttene sine. Hun advarte samtidig om at Sivilforsvaret kunne bli kalt inn for å oppsøke folk og be dem om å reise hjem.
>WE WILL CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD TO FIND PEOPLE HIDING IN CABINS AND FORCE THEM BACK INTO THE CITIES
Based Norbros, fuck preppers, fuck hyttehorders and welcome herd immunity

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>a couple hours minimum
srsly people do this? i can't wake up that early

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Just coof on everyone everywhere. Duh. Take the boomers down with you

idk if im retarded but africa is pretty hot, so idk if it'll spread too bad

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lmao fucking stupid npcs

Why are UK deaths so high compared to the recoveries?

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Mistress, can I Coooooooom?!

China is very magnanimous, helping Europe so much after it has defeated the virus. Thank you wise leader Xi Jinping.

Is she old or have underlying conditions? If not, she's likely to suffer the mild symptoms before recovering with immunity.

Based argiebro, I thought you were dead

BNO really dropping ball desu
Where is their update

ew

I have a fucking nigger at my job, that after the declaration of the state of emergency doesnt believe that police can question you to see if your are in the street for a valid reason, wich is now a fineable offense. This stupid nigger also thinks this is a hoax because "no one I know has it". I knew nigs were retarded, but fuck I hope they all die including their nig and mutt children, they fucking deserve it. Also he parrots the "muh only old people" despite nearing 50 himself and "dont blame muh poor chinarinos its all americas faul because they white"
God I hope niggers stop coming here after corona

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2 weeks minimum if you had fucking listened

WTF I love coronachan now???? she is divine punishment sent to kill the baby killers

based

Just stay chill and calm down, maybe she hasn't made contact with you in anyway possible right?

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Weak b8

who's a good girl! you are corona-chan!

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It's a nothing burger.

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Seriously, people are fucking crazy when it comes to this shit

Literal 'just a flu bro' doctor lmao

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It probably has, but Africa has limited abilities to test/process patients. Do you honestly think that the warlords give a shit about their people? Africa probably has thousands of cases that are unreported.

If anything that fucking faggot will be hanged

I got about 4-5 weeks worth of non-perishables already, but thinking about going out first thing in the morning tomorrow, right as stores open to get some last minute not-so long lasting stuff (fresh meat, sausages, hot dogs, eggs, some fresh fruit and vegetables) before I huker down for good.

Should I? I don't want to already start going into my prep foods.

He even said that it's already over with in China. He looked straight at me and said do you know how many people have gotten infected in China this week? Then he made a O with his hand and said ZERO.

can't get dat herd immunity without more deaths

Begone, commie

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The problem is corona is mutating, imagine what might happen when it comes into contact with some of the shit those literal cow ass lickers have.

F for all the anons on this board who will die to this or the fall out

You guys helped warn me about this months ago. I will always remember you

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This is old news user they updated it like 4 hours ago.

REMINDER THAT THE ONLY FUCKING COMPANY IN THE WORLD PRODUCING SYNTHETIC ADRENOCHROME IS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE FROM THE BSL-4 LAB AND THE WET MARKET

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It's very impressive how well China has managed to contain this virus.

Coronavrirus is weapon to kill old conservatives in europe young leftards will win all oother elections with ease

>I am better than most people
>I understand reality more than most people
>Most people are below me
Listen to yourself you fucking bitter narcissistic autist. You're on Yas Forums. You're bottom of the ladder.

That's just the spark son. The excuse we've been waiting for...

Please tell me why does so many West governments so retard, even my country they still do more than them. Sigh...

youtube.com/watch?v=DBY7FnkNI4c&list=PL4E4DB2D5E43F6618

Yes. Very impressive. Well done China

>Greece: +103

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ALL ABOARD
youtu.be/RMR5zf1J1Hs

Where are Italy numbers for today ffs?

>lives in uk
>thinks he will outlive anyone

based herd immunity bro

Are you actually believing what they say?

I think a widespread outbreak in Africa will actually significantly reduce their mortality rate.

she is under 30, but the problem she is alone in another country without any family or friends
she is Portugal right now, she have been there for like 8 months

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>tfw being a shut-in NEET saves the world
Not all heroes wear capes...

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So he buys the communist lie then?

>UK reports 232 new cases of coronavirus and 14 new deaths
We know that UK will do fuck all. We'll see how Corona-chan will grow exponentially without containment and quarantines in place.

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There are no recoveries

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they're all dead, they can't report them

The facts speak for themselves.

in 45 minutes

I'm worried. With millions of kids out of school millions of parents will have to drop out of the workforce in order to care for them. What are the short and long term implications of millions of people dropping out of the workforce seemingly overnight?

I don't get it. There's literally nothing to lose by taking precautions and avoiding risks.
My parents were the same way until Staatsmedien finally started advising people to stay away from groups and schools today.

Honestly bro... I think they're too busy doing doctor stuff to do paperwork stuff atm.

CCPIDF detected

That herd immunity strategy tho.

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>tfw herd immunity

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Xi, great leader under the sun, has successfully contained the evil American virus!

>want someday

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Panic is fun.

The new world after corona will be black people and no economy?

>permanently decreased lung capacity
>testicular damage
>infertility

R E C O V E R E D

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Life is normal? My college switched all our classes online for the next month. Stores around me are empty. Copefags.

Imagine being born only because a pandemic prevented your abortion

Tell us what happened, my southron friend.

Damn, then you're good bro. Only thing to worry now is if she's staying with your family or any other close relatives you may worry about.

think it makes more sense to prep up before any possible rationing would start, more worried about rationing than actually catching it

the restaurant i was ordering from corona'd without telling them

Africa is getting infected too and they have like 0 icus.

You know what you call the person who graduates 500th out of his class of 500 in medical school?

Doctor

1) mothers should be at home caring for kids anyway
2) just fucking leave them at home with food and water

New to /cvg/ are you?
No one sensible here is panicking
We've been prepping
And are now getting coomfy and settling in to watch the clown world burn

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Indeed, mandate of heaven remains unbroken.

I wish they would stop sneezing and coughing so loudly outside my window

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Lol this schizo thread is still pretending this is a big deal?

Is Corona-chan better with red or green eyes?

>black people and no economy
So just black "people"?

My mom need to be operated... it is important.
But because all this moron think they are soooo smart and that is is just a flu... many people does not take any precautions. In consequence, all the health system is saturated, operation are delayed and more people will die,

SO again, many thanks for being an egoistic asshole.

How many days before people start shooting national guard on sight? Or ambush them with axes.

EU is falling apart, there's no recovering from this

no testing so 100% of confirmed cases are on a fucking ventillator

>herd immunity

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>Shit. Italian doctors INTUBATE below 95% with COVID-19 patients!
wtf source. are you confusing it with supplemental oxygen?

Is there a card for her?

Louisiana has second death
>highest infected State per capita in nation
nola.com/news/coronavirus/article_b91e5090-63d4-11ea-af77-fbdb4ab37c79.html

Lol.
Cry

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Single moms and neets taken off welfare

Jews are greedy, sorry fren.

I am so happy China is helping Europe!

yes, normalfags lose their precious social standing because they can't visit starbucks anymore and post their gay coffee pictures to instagram, you don't understand how much normalfags would sacrifice were the whole country to be put under lockdown.

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Anyone have the image that show China reporting on doctor visits explodes the last months of 2019?

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She's hit the wall, smart of her for not accidentally having kids though.

>implying 99% of people don't miss freedom of movement
cope

The virus stays in your lunges for 37 days lamo, puny quarantines will have to step up their game

H E R D

If I bury my head in the sand, the rest of the world ceases to exist

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Can I just have a fever and have the virus or what

Like if your not coughing it can't be damaging your lungs right

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Middle aged people still get pneumonia. If you get penumonia in a third world shithole you are fucked.
Alos, niggers in Africa can get Malaria on top of Corona and that's much worse than either on its own.

Whenever I go for a jog in the cold air I cough after and during the day. Sometimes light green sputum. Am I kill?

>amerimutt """healthcare"""

The epidemic is just starting there.
In a few week, it will be blooming!
The question is: will they be able to report the cases?

Lithuania is in complete lockdown. No one can enter or leave the country and every non essential store is forced to close for the time being. Every event is canceled as well.

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No. This method was used for millennia and check out this research that they did on patients that were dying.
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ahajournals.org%2Fdoi%2Fpdf%2F10.1161%2F01.CIR.5.3.363
Sorry for the shitty link but I can't find the original link. I do have the pdf saved though so can share screenshots

We should all be grateful for China's positive influences and helpful helpings.

More worried about the supply chain breaking down. Looting and rioting will follow shortly thereafter.

When will we hit 10,000 deaths?

Red complement the dress, but green adds nice contrast. Both are good imo

Fucking chinks man

ago
Nice OC
Meant to say a few days ago

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What does bat soup taste like?

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>Poland shuts down borders

Oh really?

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>restaurant got corona'd without telling
Bro if that ain't something that entails a fucking lawsuit then I don't know anymore. What the fuck were they thinking? Still hoping to get some few shekels in exchange of infecting their patrons? What the fuck

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mfw 2 billion die of Corona... but 3 billion born.

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2016
>2016

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I think people’s mindset is looking at like a weeks vacation. Most can’t afford it and it will be longer than a week. Unless they get a massive amount of test out there to see how fast this bio-attack is spreading, this could go on for weeks. Maybe months. It all comes down to testing and getting more data.

>tfw even my boomer parents are in full /prep/ mode now
Fuck guys it's really happening isn't it, make it stop

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Only the strongest will survive

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Bro stores in US about to close and we are fucked

Martial law next week

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Tomorrow if double digits

LARP

Italy is pretty much the opposite, though. Old people is propping up the left wing parties. But I expect them to mutate in order to pursue the American-style left-wing and their platforms. They are already mimicking their influencers, twitter intellectuals, university activists, and AOC-tier political personalities. Oh, and Jews. A lot of Jews of course.

I hope they pray every night for social order to not come down. There is people willing to send them to the grave if they try to Americanize us further.

jesus wom*ns age like rancid shit im in my mids 30 and everyone think im 20 or something

the absolute state of bongland.

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what does her cunny taste like?

Do not say that.

Reminder that the UKs strategy of herd immunity is literally going to work. We are going to come out of this quicker and stronger than any other western country, with the strongest economy.

Based Boris and Dominic Cumming's high IQ computer modelling have proven this is the best course of action. This century is ours, we will rule the ruins of this world.

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I'm taking precautions, but I'm not going to just stop living. If this is truly as contagious as people are saying, then it'll still be here after whatever 3 week quarantine they're enforcing and most people are going to get it.

>162,959 infected
>6,085 died
And still NothingB00RGERS coping, they will stop once they get sick.

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Why are you such a liar, user?

Why the fuck is everyone buying toilet paper? What the hell man?

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Valid point.

A Norf plaguemarine, now I've seen everything

Are you burgers ready for civil war?!

Seriously anons. Inhaling vaporized alcohol/water solution will help pneumonia patients. Won't cure it, but it will dry up your lungs so to speak.

The weak should fear the strong

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Immunity?
Could you link me to any published article that says immunity is developed for n-covid19?

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Screencap this
US to be put under Total quarantine sometime this week

1)ideally yes but this isn't the case for the majority of Americans and I am talking about real world situations not idealized fantasies
2)just leave your 6 year old at home, what could happen. See above, real world situations only.

Traitor

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it will work untill you get hit by a different strain

Kill the fucking nigger

>what does her cunny taste like?
I don't actually like the taste of cunt

At this rate it should take a week or so

twitter.com/elerianm/status/1239224920199987200

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The bear will leave its cave forever... stonks

Bat?

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I've got enough in my house to carry my family for 2 months and it still doesn't feel like enough, god willing some people in my neighborhood will die and i can raid their houses

idc what you moral fags say, if boomers die it will be a blessing from god. It will solve so many problems

Because the media is reporting on it and inducing panic buying, and people are monkey see monkey do retards.

Norfz norfz norfz norfz norfz norfz norfz
youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

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>blue check mark faggot
these people are sheltered. Once things get really crazy, they will be panic posting on twitter while the internet is still on.

will you go to work tomorrow, Lithuaniabro?

I quote:

Do not overdo NIV as patients evolve and crash quickly–if SpO2 is less than 95% or paO2/FiO2 less 200 irrespective of RR at FiO2 60% intubate immediately;

Source: fdg.am/SARS2/COVID_Notes_03-11-20_Italy.pdf

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The damage is only sustained during the severe stage that only the most vulnerable even suffer.

for some reason the pain is way better since I've tried holding my breath, wtf is this?

Where's the S&P 500 by late April?

Mamma mia

Seriously i came up to my cabin for a long weekend since the kids schools are closed. Even in a super rural mountain town i could only find a single 10 pack of single ply TP. My prep at home has plenty but i thought surely the panic wouldn't have hit here.

Wrong

The world's wanted this pandemic for years. The biochem corps -- they knew disease was good for their economy.

Digits and Alaska will be btfo again by "it's just a flu bro"

Please tell me about the herd immunity to the common cold? How well does it work?

Jesus Christ not Amazon however will they get their vibrators and toilet seats

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BOOMERINOSS!!! NOT MY LOVED ONERINOS!!!!!!

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The wall is unforgiving

Good point, hell knows what we'll have in about a month from now

>Turkey shuts down schools, universities
Imagine being Erdogan, herding thousands of sand nigger to the Greek border, to create some kind image problem with immigrants, suddenly dangerous virus breaks out, Greeks now have an added reason to keep the borders closed.

Sucks being Turkish.

kek we are fucked here in Chile

No quarantine or any medical protocols apart from a legal declared statement that you don't have the corona-chan when you enter the country. The president decided to not cancel events, protests, work and classes.

657 mechanical respirators in all the country, 1/6 are in poor condition or not working, of that 5/6 only 2/3 are free for use. We will be worse than Italy in two weeks.

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Based

Hey guys why’d a large orange biohazard symbol just appear in the sky over my town?

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It's become more valuable now there's such a scarcity

It's just the mother of all omlettes

Ah yes the normie cope

Like chicken, just like every other weird meat you haven't eaten yet

Nah if it is productive you're g2g

>family invited me over for supper
>bunch of just a fluers
>they had a get together last night
>one of the dudes there just got back from a flight to Vancouver
What do bros I really dont want to go over

>12/3
Using 3 month old statistics

Common cold is harmless to vast majority, thanks for proving my point

Not testing unless absolutely have to

Any other Krauts sensing the barely under the surface panic normies currently are wörking on? You can see it in their faces. Their smile and optimism gone.

Especially the old fucks get their asses on the anchor ice.

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>THE ONLY FUCKING COMPANY IN THE WORLD PRODUCING SYNTHETIC ADRENOCHROME
Are you just brain dead?!
It is super easy to do and many companies are selling it. Sigma, santa-cruz,...

>tfw work is still up tomorrow
Well, boss said I'm allowed to not go if I'm scared, but you know how it is... Everybody go and there a fuckton of work to do.
Customers won't be allowed in and there is going to be soap and disinfection, so at least that...

BTW.
We have no interviews of recovered people, but we also have barely any believable videos of sick people falling over in the streets.
What the fuck is going on?
We have own website for counting infected in Poland (we got 119, btw), for some time it showed that we had 13 recovered and then it went back to 0, huh.

Enjoy your fucking ride, user. There are no brakes on this train.

Just watched a bartender cough into his hand then make drinks for people.

Fuuuuuuuu, just left the building.

>mfw first nigger hoard approaches

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Mine did it indefinitely, probably for the rest of the semester

Has anyone else started a journal? Now that the virus is on Guam, I've started a journal a few moments ago. I'll be writing down how well or sick I think I am, if I'm exhibiting any symptoms or anything. I don't want to be the guy who got infected, doesn't know when and doesn't remember where he as been or who he has had contact with. I've sort of had practice by shit posting on Yas Forums. I don't know if I'll be able to keep writing in it, will have to develop the habit since I'm writing with pen and paper and not typing it out on a word processor with spell check and an online thesaurus or dictionary.

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It's a genious plan, but most western countries do the same. Germany for example has a 3 step plan which ends up in mitigation and prolonging the epidemic as well. Containment is if at all only shortly possible. Virologists predict a resurge in China, after quarantine is lifted.

All those rates doubled or more already

Possible signs of asthma, pray you don't catch this shit user.
t. Had asthma as a kid

>Imagine being born only because a pandemic prevented your abortion
Imagine being this washed out roaste, your on your 7th abortion, or maybe just your first, go to abortion clinic.

>I am sorry mam, we cant opperate on you right now, theres a pandemic going on!

>two trannies BTFOed china
fucking based

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>we had 13 recovered and then it went back to 0
pottery

>I quote:
>Do not overdo NIV as patients evolve and crash quickly–if SpO2 is less than 95% or paO2/FiO2 less 200 irrespective of RR at FiO2 60% intubate immediately;
>Source: fdg.am/SARS2/COVID_Notes_03-11-20_Italy.pdf
That's crazy. Intubation is dangerous in its own and can lead to secondary infections

refugees are dirty and unhygienic, would not be surprised if turkey starts rounding them up into camps

She probably froze her eggs to focus on a career then will become horribly depressed for that decision in the future and prescribed meds. Haha the wall takes them all

Tell them your dog told you not to go

>if you let old people die you win
not entirely wrong desu

As of right now most schools are shut down for at least the rest of the month. A lot of people will not have the time off saved up and even if they do what happens to the economy and production when they all take it at once?

The good ol' days after 9/11

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NETHERLANDS GOING IN LOCKDOWN MODE SOON

Don't worry user, it never feels like enough. I went to Walmart at 2 am last night to buy more shit, shit that no one is buying cause the idiots are still stocking up on "essentials " that I already have.
Also now Walmart's will be open from 7am to 11pm ONLY. No more 24h Walmarts
Which is fucking great and means I won't go shopping at all.

What doctors "believe" and what is true are often different. Due to a history of working with idiot normie patients doctors often will diagnose based only on what they see, not what the patient says. When I got scabies from a person who had a scabies diagnosis, I told this to the doctor and he looked at my hands and said "you don't have scabies" because I didn't have obvious "tracks" on my hands that his Google search told him to look for. I had to go to a different doctor until I got a mammy doc who cared less and actually did the test.

The purpose of a doctor is NOT to cure you. The purpose of a doctor is to stop you from trying to cure yourself with internet medicine. Keep this in mind and act accordingly.

Can you get an oxygen concentrator? Or a different doc?

That is productive cough you are alright

These australian supermarkets sure are weird

reminder that we have already reached the peak when it comes to italy and their daily deaths, it will all become better from here, stay positive.

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like black swan

Boonga boonga

They are too overwhelmed.

like all cunts, yogurt

Leafbros, I'm experiencing symptoms and I'm unable to get tested because the fucks who are on the 811 line in Quebec are not answering.
Don't believe Quebec numbers.

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Australians are panic buying too i see

australia btfo

link?

it's ok to be scared. Also, fuck you.

i bet it tastes like flowers, shes from a fruitbat after all

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I'll make sure I don't lose a single chapter in this tale of The Demise of the UK.

I'm a med student but I have a part time job at restaurant which was just forced to close so I guess not

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thicc

WHEN DOES ITALY REPORT ITS NUMBERS!?

Why do Americans celebrate St Patrick's day? Its fucking weird.

Netherlands shutting down schools, cafe's, restaurants etc.
I speculate that were going into full quarantine this week.
Livestream here youtube.com/watch?v=j94ULn90xg8

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Can someone post the movie list image?

Stop using a candian proxy, Aussie.

There was a picture of a 2 years old who went from kind of ok lungs to a total shut down and complete fibrosis in 2h...so I don't blame them.

It's always been like this and I've never been short of breath or had to stop jogging cuz I couldn't breathe

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based

Tell that bitch to eat more fruit, especially the sweet kinds.

>Spain down
>Argentina down
>Chile down
>Panama down
>Mexico, Ecuador, Peru, Colombia soon to be down
>confirmed cases everywhere else except fucking Salvador
Is this how it ends for spicland?

In half an hour

Call in sick

Shit. I wanted to visit you this summer

amazon sucks but this is whole foods. apparently they had no inventory system? lol

/cvg/ theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

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Not here in this stupid shithole Canada, we haven't. I'm not gonna make it, Germbro.

twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1238633775090651140

Same they've suspended everything for a week and then after that the rest of the semester is all online

wishful thinking. South Italy hasn't even started and it will be even worse than the north.

MEXICAN GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN ALL SCHOOLS FOR 1 MONTH

>Removed
>not drawn and quartered

uh....

Indeed

>we have reached the limit of Itali's testing capacity
Ftfy

Levaquin is the new prescription that he gave me today. I just looked it up and it's used treatment of community-acquired pneumonia. My daughter is an ARNP and is telling me to take it for 2 days and if I don't get better then go to the emergency room.

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Am I safe guise!!?

Guys just ordered this DRAGER X-plore 6300
And a Filter Drager 940 A2 conforms to EN 143 and EN 14387, against vapors and organic substances

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In Italy they're calling last-years Med students to work

Did France report 30 today after yesterdays 800?

Go coof on a Jew they would get tested first for corona

probably, we are completely fucked, maybe Cuba will save us.

So we are going into full lockdown a good 10 days earlier than italy peaked

Do you think it will be enough to not go over icu capacity?

Even if you're a frog you have my F. I think I might have it too, my retarded boomer parents keep on their daily lives and going to work and to Tim Horton's and keep spouting "it's just a flu bro"

>The Netherlands
>1k + confirmed cases and 20 deaths.
>only critical cases get tested, it's predicted that there are over 6k infected now (prob still a lowball)
>still only decided today that schools should be closed

Just fucking lock down the country, I want my paid 2 week vacation fucking Rutte

Fruit isn't good for dogs

We are still days away from the peak

>plague bearers from Europe infecting tens of thousands of people who will spread all over the US

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How many days have we said that already?
The ride never ends, never slows down, we are going down the shitter faster every day
I want off...

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>refugees are dirty and unhygienic, would not be surprised if turkey starts rounding them up into camps
Imagine, those refugees are turned away from the border, are sick, move back into Turkey, no Turkish soldiers guarding the border because they have to deal with the pandemic, so a giant army of Syrians rapes and steals across Turkey, I mean that would be the ultimate irony and I hope it happens.

That's why they're all getting outside, they think denying something will make it vanish

new: new: new: new: new: new:

idk man, hopefully there is a contraction of the economy after this and we can return to tradition with women staying home

which city? I'm in Klaipeda, 3 cases here

Common cold you idiot is caused by coronaviruses, the immunity to which lasts only up to 6 months. That's why it's impossible to develop a herd immunity to a corona virus. This is SARScoV2 which means Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome caused by corona virus. For fucks sake do some research

It could be mere misinformation, I wouldn't be surprised, the state of polish media...

Jesus Christ why the fuck is he retarded

someone remind me about nashville in two weeks

After all these years of shitposting, it's happening!
HAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHHA
The retarded will be culled by their own misdoing.

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GREAT
so the chinks lied to us, this thing fucks up the entire country for something more like 4-6 months.. and now it's hitting the rest of the world hard SIMULTANEOUSLY as the the last of the pre-Wuhan quarantine chinese goods runs out of backstock in the container yards. Can you really not see this as an attack by China on the fucking world? This is bioengineered. We need to nuke these fucks before all our dead hand assets get coofing.

Indeed this. Really shows how much there is European solidarity when hard times hit.

holy fucking based

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It won't do much in africa, they are pretty young on average.

>>Removed
>>not drawn and quartered
>uh....
Didn't you know? If you commit a crime as a citizen you go to jail and your life is ruined. If you commit one as a foreign national or illegal immie you get a free ticket home and no jail time.

I supervise the shipping dock for a global company that makes electrical bus duct: Contingency plans are in place to shut the plants down if ONE worker tests positive for the virus. The result of this will be catastrophic because if there are any emergencies with hospitals/apartment buildings/food production facilities involving their electrical equipment blowing up or failing we will NOT be able to service them. Our company supplies the majority of CRITICAL electrical bus duct in the United Stares (even military installations) so people will be FUCKED if our company shuts down.

Those are just simptoms of being a fatass

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And the feeling when the zoomers are all sterile?

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No, not really. The virus is still surface resistant. The very fact that someone might cough on or that you touch a surface with the virus on is enough for infection.

There is quite literally nothing you can do if you come into close proximity of the virus. It's one of the most aggressive viruses probably ever made.

REMOVE BOOMER

Who knows. It's just a flu bro.

Okay hans and jonas. Let's let anyother country supply the comedy ok?

HAHAHAHAHAHA
no

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Related. Dad keeps posting boomer shit like this on fb

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Youre gonna need a particle filter. Or a combined filter.

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