Which side are you on, Yas Forums?

Which side are you on, Yas Forums?
>team (((nothingburger)))
Or
>team (((panicfag)))

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team sage

obviously both teams are retarded, this is a something burger but clearly not the apocalypse that it is being hyped up as.

nothingburger but I wish it was happening. at the moment it's just retards falling into mass hysteria over something not very impressive. I want more deaths.

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team
>ww3

we all want more deaths.... MORE GIVE ME MORE DESPAIR!!!!!!!

Well it’s not a nothing burger but I’m not exactly panicking. Went on the subway yesterday though, that was a fucking mistake.

Honestly starting to coof

It's not a nothing burger but I'm a healthy 24 year old who lives alone and I'm 3k miles from my grandpa, the only boomer or older person I care about. I really doubt the government is going to stop me from going out anytime soon. They want things to still function.

Don't worry m8, the real numbers are about over 50k if you include real chink numbers.

The team of the world could end right now and I am content and okay with it

We only arrived here recently, and we weren’t going to be here for long anyway.

Why fight it?

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I don’t think it’s being hyped as the apocalypse - just a massive inconvenience for everyone in order to save the boomers

Team smug because I was right two months ago.

Team somethingburger.
Some shit will go down, but this is far from the EOTWAWKI

I’m worried the quantum measures will actually work though. My region hasn’t hit the exponential growth stage and it’s already shut all the schools :(

Communicating like a fully grown adult might be a good hobby for you to practice at home.
Let's rephrase your question in manner that assumes the intention is that you wish to be taken seriously.
'Do you believe the pandemic is an extremely serious concern or do you believe it is being overblown creating unnecessary panic?'
There wasn't hard was it user? Posting on Yas Forums is scientifically proven to lower I.Q.

Romania is going to enter into stae of emergency tomorrow, so no more diaspora-niggers and boomers raiding every store

Team "it's secretly a cure to Pathogen X".
Already infected. Some symptoms, but it's mild overall...

(You)

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Team cautious preparation within my budget

Team nothing burger.
It still feels like just a meme.

Nothingburger, but fully prepared to deal with massive public hysteria leading to total civil collapse.

Team whycontainit

fpbp

I reject your false dichotomy! I choose the third position. Well stocked but realize happooners are panicky retards

The panicfags are predicting that millions of Americans will die because of this; personally I don't see that happening. But when China starts shutting down factories, stock prices will plummet because they don't meet earning numbers. Even if the US manages to get it under control, it's still going to fuck up the economy.

Ditto.

Yes, it's a something burger, but fearmongers/trolls/people that enjoy cheap lulz post "coofing" or /x/-reject posts really put me off.

I'm not worried of corona at all since worst that can happen is some sick leave, but I do understand people who are.

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team let it happen

Been a panic fag since I heard Wuhan got locked down.
I beat the panic shoppers by at least 2 and half weeks where I live.

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Based

Personally I'm team oven.

Honestly you people laugh at oven hoarders, but you really dont have enough ovens yourselves. The average oven burns 450 Jews per day. If you have an oven family of 10, that's 31,500 jews a week. Over 126,000 a month and over 6,000,000 in 4 years. Ovens will be worth their weight in shekels in a few months, because everyone needs it..

This would be a nothingburger if I wasn't moving out for the first time in a couple weeks. I'm already inexperienced when it comes to picking an apartment and this just exasperates it a little bit.

team buttered bun with salad but no patty

I think the virus itself is no where near as dangerous as our reaction to it. Our economy is already major fucked from this and the longer people hunker down the worse itll get. Tons of people getting laid off, or just not being able to go to work. All the banks investing their clients money in the stock market no long have the money that belongs to their customers. If there is a run on the banks, they cant pay out. Government solution is to crank the money presses to 200% and give more to banks to play with in this volatile market. When the money stops coming from the banks is when the real happening will occur. The wu ping cough just exposed the biggest vulnerabilities in our system, and our solution is to just throw more money at the problem. We are still really early in our infection cycle. What you see now will only get worse. If people are freaking out now over TP, just wait till the banks stop paying. Its not the virus, its the resulting socioeconomic collapse that is the real happening.

Conveniently, all major players are already emulating wartime conditions.

I finished stocking a month ago, now my coworkers who made fun of me (in good spirits) are asking me for guides on what to get. Feels pretty good

team serious crisis that will probably not affect me directly

I was saying its serious months before the media but its taken so long to get here i am bored of the whole thing

I seriously think this flu is the mother of all false flags to instigate WW3/global collapse

nothingburger times a million

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And your mom is the mother of all fags

Why else would russia start a price war on oil, now of all times, so much so that it is cheaper for US driller to just not drill.

The now pandemic has been proven not to be a nothing burger and panic causes chaos so I support it

Of course OP is using a memeflag

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I expect between 20k and 60k deaths in spain

>panic causes chaos so I support it
of course you do, panic kike

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Let's hope it's all gypsies that die

Are coronavirus and the oil price war related?

/norf fc/ here, team panic since the football was cancelled. That means they are worried.

Better, madrileños

I prefer to be panicnothingburger.

Team veganburger.

Team /prepped&comfy/
However my fucking boss is a goddamn idiot boomer and still wants me to report tomorrow. We sell firearms so our business is in high demand lately but I really don’t want to fucking leave me house for a month or two.

Naw, its just a way for putin to cause great and lasting, yet indirect, damage to the US. Doing it during the kung flu outbreak only made it possible. Doubt they are related

This honestly. It's clearly a somethingburger at this point. I went into work Friday thinking I would be going into work on Monday. By the end of the day I was told me and everyone else would be working from home indefinitely. Even though I'm at corporate and can work from home, our business is tied heavily to manufacturing and it's very possible our industry will be hard hit by this. Worst case scenario I could end up without a job at the end of this(or dead from corona but that's unlikely).

At this point whatever is going on is obviously something. Market crash, panic buying, businesses shutting down, huge billion dollar sports franchises pretty much shutting off all revenue generating events for the rest of their seasons. Anyone sitting around saying this is nothing at this point is dumb. I'm not necessarily talking the virus. It sounds like for most people the virus has had pretty mild effects. Some people have been hit with pretty bad symptoms, even some people who are relatively young and healthy, but others seem like they don't even realize they have it and just mistake it for a bad cold. Thankfully in my situation I have been saving and investing just for this type of doomsday scenario. I was a freshman in highschool when the last recession happened. I didn't understand what any of it meant because it didn't impact me. By the time I went to college I learned a little about investing. I have taken advantage of buying opportunities before (made a small BTC investment for example that paid off). I told myself though that one day there would be another buying opportunity like the recession and here it is.This is a fire sale anons and if you aren't buying right now then what are you doing.

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The virus is a nothing burger. More people will die from the regular flu this year than the spooky corona flu.

These Corona chan designs should include some Pangolin scales here and there.

Im on team prove the virus exists
33 woody, 33 all over the place.

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Is it pangolins or bats? I keep hearing people switch between them.

It's probably both. Chinks seem to eat anything that moves.

I'm on team (((Stop trying to find meaning in the meaningless and live or die in accordance with nature)))

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