/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2095

who is that magician?

You know you are in really deep shit when you have an exponential growth on your log death chart.

So whats this I hear about Donnie trying to buy exclusivity rights for a Vaccine from Germam?

Rddit is going NUTS over it right now with hundreds of (TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL) fresh accounts calling for the Death of America and to kill Donald.

Of course like typical NPCs anytime you try to let them know that maybe 5 layers deep of 'telephone' isn't the best way to confirm something has huge as what they're claiming.

The new empire

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argiebro based baker returns

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Is it happening now?
youtu.be/d7-OwBg2PoQ

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We would need to invert the curve to prevent total collapse of the NHS.

Reminder that preppers and hoarders are just holding onto supplies until chads with guns come by to claim their goods.

Finally!

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Post more Corona-chan

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I'm not him tho
I'm taking his mantle temporarily

the real question is why he thinks Germany has some advantage over everyone else trying to make a vaccine.

archive.is/F1NyP
Give thanks to Saint Corona.

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FUck! I went to the store just now and retards are just running up and down the aisles like nothing is happening! Talking to eachother, touching shit with out gloves, breathing without masks.....they are so oblivious.....I hate normies!!!

>chads
you mean niggers?

youtube.com/watch?v=qxtV0BTaU7w

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If I have to go outside how would I disinfect my clothes and mask? I don't have one of them fancy yellow suits so in that regard I'm pretty bonered. What I do have is a thick long sleeve jacket and mask.

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>China 80,849 (25)
>(25)
Argiebro, there is something wrong here

How long do you have to stay in line?

Hey I like this design.

CORONAHOLIO. TP NOW

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>more threads than closed borders

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e.vnexpress.net/news/news/latvian-tourist-in-saigon-vietnam-s-54th-coronavirus-patient-4069717.html
54th case.

just wait till all the inner city niggers are starving. remember those videos of all the monkeys in Thailand swarming all over the city because they were starving? basically that but with larger more aggressive monkeys.

Holy fuck argie bro is that you ? Are you all right ?

youtube.com/watch?v=fregObNcHC8

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>Croatia at 49
>2 doctors at one of the biggest hospitals test positive

>gov right now on TV saying “our lives will now start to change more seriously”

W-w-what did they mean???

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I mean there's about a dozen ways the 'report' falls apart completely, starting from the fact that the first reports of it came from an obviously bogus website because half the links you click on for it lead to the same LOREM IPSUM type of copy/paste articles.
But don't let that get in the way of NPCs thinking it's legit.

Based honest baker

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>Died: 6,069
This is getting serious, hope you fellas have enough shithouse paper.

Thats impressive.

>No ban on any size gatherings
>No school or workplace shutdown
>Retarded vague ideas about herd immunity
>Can't leave to go anywhere else now
GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND

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Based nonetheless, argie bread is best bread. I just hope original argie baker didn't get his prep stash raided by Bolivian villeros or something as he has been MIA for a couple of days

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Until you get corona

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CAN ANYONE CONFIRM??

My supervisor friend just informed me that there will state lockdowns within 10 days. This info is coming from two separate coworkers of his who are in military family’s. They told him that manufacturing and production has been halted.

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM???

I've got enough for a couple years. It's just me at my house and I have about 80 rolls

That's because WE closed borders with USA, not otherwise

There's no demographic out there that contains more nutjobs than preppers

And most preppers own guns

Do you really want to rob a guy, with (at least ) a gun, that's been preparing to survive a post apocalyptic wasteland filled with desperate pavement apes?

Alright for real what is this fucking herd inmunity I've been hearing? The name inmplies something extremely retarded.

Yas Forums reporting in
>feel pretty comfy in my homegym
This is easily enough for 2 weeks right bros?
No need to panic, right?
>~200 protein bars
>2,5k Whey isolate
>10k Whey
>47 cans thuna
>27 deenz
>5 cans herring
>5k walnut halves
>10 tubes multi vit
>9 tubes multi mineral
>3 tubes vit c
>6 tubes iron
>7kg huel (pea protein based meal replacement)
>~50 L instant beef broth & 4 glasses dry-frozen soup green
>100+ bags of peppermint tea
>100+ coffee capsule
>60 rolls T.P
>months worth of daily necessary (shower gel, toothpaste, ..)

See

They mean everything is fucked

Basically allow everyone to get it, accept that some will die and hope that the rest develop immunity so it stops spreading

Based

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Looks like a gathering to me

Anybody who survives is immune, everybody else dies, therefore, everybody is immune.
>mfw bongs

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Why contain it?
Let it kill almost everyone in this rotten society.
And let the survivors rebuild a new society.

that's fucking long

>Reminder how to beat coronavirus

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239

>Reminder how to beat coronavirus

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239

>Reminder how to beat coronavirus

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239

>Reminder how to beat coronavirus

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15316239

>54th case:
Latvian national traveled from Spain to Vietnam via Turkish Airways.
It can not get any better.

>>Can't leave to go anywhere else now
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NL is 1135 (+176) and 20 deaths (+8)

although our health organization (GGD) thinks already 6000 must be infected
>rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056941/ggd-chef-al-6000-mensen-besmet-met-coronaviurs

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A lot of powdered food. Why don't you have a pantry?

>5000 shekels fine for person who break self quarantine
>3000 shekels fine for not reporting to ministry of Health that you need quarantine
>government uses cellphone tracking to fine people who need quarantine or not obeying quarantine, they probably use face recognition as well.

Are you against or for this kind of government intervention to fight infections?

We are like Dictatorship right now.
also they might use this surveillance after it's all end( not just for terrorism fighting )

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Ok, these numbers are VERY wrong

You'll die in a few months anyway, just like everybody else. We will fucking die.

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It's 57 now
thanhnien.vn/thoi-su/viet-nam-co-ca-covid-19-thu-55-va-56-them-nguonl-ay-tu-chau-au-1196390.html
thanhnien.vn/thoi-su/ca-nhiem-covid-19-thu-57-la-khach-cua-chuyen-bay-vn54-ngay-93-1196408.html

longhat is loooooooong

>2 weeks
Not gonna make it Hans

explain pls I'm too dumb to understand this

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Zagreb lockdown tomorrow, I have had this info directly from dr. Alemka Markotić since thursday. This was expected, the experts are actually doing a decent job. The gibment aren't though

>muh open borders so people can vote for HDZ president

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agreed, MOAR!

>twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568
obituaries in a Bergamo local paper
beginning of February vs last Friday

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I'll take the girl. Two cans of SPAM. What say you, good sir?

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netanyahu corruption trial postponed too

Who gives a fuck about mutts?

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Shit imagine bulking right now. Godspeed germanon.

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More thread than infected country.
Ironically I wonder where all the just a flu bro and it is a nothing burger crowd went ?

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They survivors will have lung and fertility problems, you fucking brainlet

>hope for immunity

No one has had immunity so far. Lets see who, if anyone, in bonganistan wins the genetic lottery.

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It’s like when you fuckers brought over small pox to the new world and decimated the indigenous population. Eventually after so much death, new born are able to adapt to the disease but sometimes there’s special people out there already born with immunity (luck due to mutations within genes) and they are able to pass this gene on.

why is BNOdesk so fucking useless all of a sudden? they are slow as fuck and don't even post most of the new shit anymore.

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Amen, user! That's my prayer for today! Tired of the evil ruling this planet ATM.

this is why I am glad you will choke to death and society with it

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>ISIS RECOMMENDS THEIR TERRORIST NOT TO TRAVEL TO EUROPE BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS

>elconfidencial.com/mundo/europa/2020-03-15/isis-terroristas-europa-coronavirus_2498952/

CLOWN FUCKING WORLD LMAO

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El Salvador news
>raddest president edition

-Still zero cases
-Borders closed, foreigners must fuck off.
-In the next days they won't even allow Salvadorians to come in
>No more sports events
>Bars, clubs, parks, cinemas closed
>Schools closed a week ago
>no more extracurricular activities
>Whoever came in the last weeks was put on 30 day quarantine
>Screening people at airports since pretty much the beginning of the panic
>Convinced Guatemala and Honduras to close borders too
>The only cases in Honduras and Guatemala were contained in quarantine thanks to this
>Lots of people in quarantine are turning up negative
>Airports disinfected daily even before the shit hit the U.S.

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This pic is incredibly cute, post more.

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Stock up on supplies and get /comfy/.

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>itromso.no/ntb/iriks/2020/03/15/Regjeringen-har-vedtatt-å-bortvise-utlendinger-uten-oppholdstillatelse-21349072.ece

>Den andre forskriften som ble vedtatt, var forbud mot opphold på fritidseiendommer i anledning koronautbruddet.

>Hytteforbudet betyr at regjeringen dermed kan tvinge folk hjem fra hytta med loven i hånd om nødvendig.

>Statsminister Erna Solberg (H) oppfordret allerede lørdag folk til å reise hjem fra hyttene sine. Hun advarte samtidig om at Sivilforsvaret kunne bli kalt inn for å oppsøke folk og be dem om å reise hjem.

LMAO Norweigans will use their military to forcefully move people from their cabins out in the country into the cities

That's incredibly stupid. First, no dick can ever be that long, and second, bitch could've choked to death if something went wrong. Fucking women... they should be put on leashes for the dumb shit they do.

>CONCLUSION:
These findings demonstrate that components of the innate immune system are activated by sexual arousal and orgasm.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, THERE IS NO TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE?
IS THIS NICARAGUA?

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When corona-chan comes to you, you have to keep orgasming 5-7 times per day to beat her into submission

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Nothing wrong here totally legit numbers

IC's probably asked them to halt reports since pol uses them for updates and data compilation across the world.

► China 80,844 (3,199) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 12,729 (611) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 6,391 (196) Germany 4,599 (9) France 4,469 (91) US 2,976 (60) Switzerland 1,375 (13) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,109 (3) Sweden 961 (2) Netherlands 959 (12) Denmark 836 (1) Japan 804 (22) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 689 (4) Austria 655 (1) Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Indonesia 96 (5) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 337 Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Czech Rep. 189 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Romania 123 Estonia 115 Kuwait 104 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 33 Georgia 30 Hungary 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Latvia 26 Mexico 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Maldives 10 Martinique 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Venezuela 2… Total 153

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False

I'll bake next OP

cool corona simulator thingy
>washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

liv boeree on some corona fallacies
>youtube.com/watch?v=lRSLqjG2QCw

transcription of whatsapp audio of two doctors talking about their experiences in Italy (3 days old)
>files.catbox.moe/3ns6c1.mp4
>pastebin.com/RB1TZEF1

a Channel4 interview with the ICU coordinator for Lombardy
>youtube.com/watch?v=9mrPHO-nkVE

Joe Rogan Experience podcast with infectious disease expert Michael Osterholm
>youtube.com/watch?v=E3URhJx0NSw

Sam Harris podcast with Nicholas Christakis, Yale professor and researcher of social networks, biosocial science, behavior genetics, and public health
>samharris.org/podcasts/190-respond-coronavirus/
Sam Harris podcast with infectious disease specialist Amesh Adalja
>samharris.org/podcasts/191-early-thoughts-pandemic/

stats and graphs on hidden cases
>medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

3blue1brown on exponential growth
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kas0tIxDvrg

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I don't even know where to begin. Thanks for explaining, I guess, god damn it.

It still cracks me up how you still show as romanian
What part of spain are you on?

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Imagine if by sheer luck native americans all had a mutation that made them immune to this

But I heard that masturbating ruing your immune system?

currently living the asian 26 m2 dream.
But its only 300€ all-inclusive, which is great for saving.
planned to move in 2 months .. that if my new landlord is still alive

Either (((they))) got to them or was told to shut it down from China or they just got slow all of sudden, like they're members are decreasing....

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Savage Tuck does it again
youtu.be/QI-9v-TdshU

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Only country properly handling shit.

>This virus will last for months in the international community, and we will see real numbers and statistics. The world will see that China have been lying.
>China will ramp up it's blame game with the US because their government is desperate not to lose face at this point. This is tantamount to accusing the US of an act of war against China.
>Because of China's accusing the US, the international community will come to really suspect that it is a bio-weapon from the Wuhan L4 Virology Lab.
>The international community will start to distance themselves from China. Foreign companies will leave in droves as anti- foreigner sentiment grows even higher in China.
>The world will stop relying on China for production and start manufacturing either at home or in other countries.
>China will step up it's aggression in the region and start to flex it's new military powers more openly on a global stage.
>Depending on how the international community responds, China may well invade Taiwan. If this happens it will happen before 2049 (the 100 year anniversary of the CCP)

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>We are like Dictatorship right now.
I don't give a rat's ass about what happens in Pissrael...
YOU fuckers forced this on everyone else... now you whinge, piss and moan about it happening at Jew Ground Zero.
Reap the whirlwind, asshole.

Imagine the coofs... Dudes, I would just fucking go somewhere else or wait until some other time. Most importantly I would have stocked up two months prior (which I did). Suck it, wagies.

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... we're already fucked.

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They stopped counting the dead sin January, haven't reported anything since a week ago. All the numbers were fake anyway.

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Just fixed my senpai some breakfast. We have hunkered down with our p100 masks, food, cleaning gear, etc. My wife has gone from skeptical, to curious, to now a pleased state as she undoubtedly has chosen her man well...

Bc of (you) I will be able to help the elderly, my senpai, our employees, etc. Lastly, I just want to say thank you Yas Forums for helping me prepare and potentially saving our lives.

w,love .
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Damn

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what do you think they mean?

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I didn't understand the outrage about Johnson's plan, every western nation is doing the same.

Bit outdated, but at least real ones

I'm staying at home the whole month, cunt.

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>directly from dr. Alemka Markotić

Oh nigga please

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okay

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>I took a subway to get home
>entire tram full of people coughing and weezing
>starting to feel like shit ever since yesterday
I-Is it over for me Yas Forums?

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Based

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>Slovak news still reporting new positively-tested cases as “newly infected” instead of newly detected.

>Slovak normies still say that the regular flu kills thousands so we should literally not care about spreading a new flu that will kill thousands more.

I want to get off Corona-chan’s wild ride.

Evolution at play. Boris Johnson is the only truly enlightened politician in the current context.

Based penguin fucker was itt yesterday

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I'm infected of coronavirus from those gypseis families in La Rioja, that's why i turned into romanian.

Based Oni poster I though you slept already keep up the good work!

>masturbation increases innate immunity
>doesn't know that the main immune system complication with coronaviruses is exacerbation of innate immune response because of lymphopenia impairing adaptative immunity
COOMERS ARE DOOMED
STOP COOMING YOU SICK FREAKS

clown world

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you'll still die anyway

>Not having a car
Even here in a country with crazy high taxes on everything I have got myself a car as a student.
Granted it's a japanese shitbox from the 90s (Toyota Starlet) but it never breaks down and has decent gas mileage as well.

Just imagine the level of pure chaos if these fags start blowing up hospitals and sending infected people into nursing homes.

>I didn't understand the outrage
It's basically uninformed clickbait & malicious leftie journos & Piers Morgan.

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It sure is good to be alive, especially considering you got the numerals to back that up

Flawless logic there

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how many migrants are still crossing turkish/greek boarder?
are the turks still attacking your boarder securities?

h-hot

can a draw-fag edit this for Corona-chan?

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you first, herdboi

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They're trying to ease the population in, so that eventually they'll be able to bring about martial law with a curfew, to contain the spread of the virus. Public transport, school, bars, restaurants, etc... all shutting down. People enter various stores 1 by 1. Ban on sales for masks, disinfectants, gloves to normies. Closure of borders, curfew, etc, etc... as the situation worsens, they'll reject the elderly and do their utmost to save the young, even if in vein. Just look at Italy & Slo. If your numbers are legit, you're likely 2-3 weeks behind us and 4-5 weeks behind Italy. Just a guesstimate. You can probably do your own math and assessment.

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Option 4: The Truth. this is 100% lethal airborne encephalitic aid grown in a lab to bring about Agenda 21 NWO. only the elite and their concubines will survive, having already been vaccinated and bunkered up.

Retard Q tag
Nah not saving

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I live outside they city, and brother and his wife and two kids asked me if he could stay at my house for a week “til this settles down”. I know they’ll be here longer than that. My food supplies will be gone much faster with them around, and now I can’t buy more in stores. What do I do bros? He never called me crazy, but he just never had the time or money to prep. I can’t turn him away but now I’m freaking out on the inside a little.

Thread's moving so fast, no one will notice that I haven't gotten laid in over 3 years.

LOOOOOOOL

THEY BE AFRAID OF BAT FLU

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see
for current dutch numbers

NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ NORFZ
youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

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I'm not going to doxx myself but my GF works as a pharmacist and I work for a pharma firm. Not saying more and you don't have to believe it, I don't care

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Based, you guys are going to make it.
Enjoy watching the rest of the world burn.

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Stop telling people to get cars m8 the roads already have enough traffic
Let them die or airborne aids in the subway

Can you include the recoveries in the stats?

got the last oxygen concentrator that isn't a chinese one which breaks down after 24 hours

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we're going to make, marabro

SAY IT WITH ME
>THANK YOU FOR ERASING CHINA BASED DISCORD TRANNIES!

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memories

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i have a stronger immune system to you. I developed it a few centuries ago. I don't think where you come from has any of that lol

HERDED SHEEP
just trust your shepherd. everything is magnificent.

Indeed. Also a better pic for you

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