i realize how inconvenient the circumstances sound to not have more details, but what i say is the truth.
i'm a useless neet. this morning i woke up to my parent's having breakfast at the table. neither have really believed the virus situation despite me telling them every day for two weeks now. that was until this morning, when my sister (who is a nurse) called my dad, explaining that she was given a card that would allow her to travel on the roads in case of martial law. she also said that it was likely that my brother (who works as a prison guard) will also be receiving one. i would call my sister for more information, but as a neet, i do not own a phone.
twitter.com/TyjonOBrien/status/1238862223205896195 this tweet from last night is from the Michigan Secretary of Senate's son, who says his mother has been setting up precautions to close off the state to the surrounding ones.
i urge you to please believe me. i wish my parents had believed me sooner about the entire virus ordeal in general. both are at high risk and won't stop going out anyways.
thanks. i hope you all stay safely indoors. just wish i could force my parents into not going out
Xavier Evans
I’m not staying indoors. I’m going into the woods at night.
Jose Roberts
Vernors is best. Sorry leafs. I used to live in northern indiana and slammed vernors like it was water. I'd also cross the border on sundays and buy beer.
Carson Scott
indoors, isolation, etc. i really wish we'd keep a michigan general up so we can keep communicating like this
Sebastian Brown
We need to stock up on broadheads if OP ain't lyin. Nobody quarantines the UP.
Nathaniel Miller
Indiana is so nigger tier that you had to go to a third world shithole to get basic supplies?
ouch
but for real tho, vernors is heads and tails above. cant argue that.
canadacuckdry is garbage
Owen Roberts
First: Fuck Govenor Whitmer. Second: Fuck Govenor Whitmer Third: Fuck all the trolls below the bridge Fourth: F-U-C-K Govenor Whitmer And Lastly: The Yoop is forever.
Wyatt Anderson
i dont live there anymore yooperfag, i was born there, and if you werent, then leave, and also kys.
if you were, hows working at walmart treating you? and why the fuck havent you left yet?
Joshua Clark
Please stay up there with your 4 teeth
Henry Bell
Entering day 5 of self quarantine. No symptoms yet
Logan Thompson
I don't know what's crawled up your ass but you should probably get it out of there user.
Jason Fisher
I live in west michigan aka the nice part. shit is fine here
Carter Lopez
this nigger has never met a yooper. also his parents thought race mixing was ok, now hes seething.
day of the rope coming quick nigger. hope you prepped faggot.
this tells me two things, 1. you are not a yooper. you are a faggot transplant, and 2. you absolutely work at walshart.
get fucked pussy.
Cameron Collins
Pathetic NEET, I hope you will get sick and die from this virus when rest of the family will stay healthy and their parasite is gone forever.
Juan Reyes
Marcus?
Dylan Ward
I live in Wayne County very close to Detroit. Pray for me.
That's liberal virtue signaling. The riots proved otherwise.
David Allen
L O L wow.
Austin Davis
Except for the rampant drug epidemic
Matthew Phillips
I just don't understand why you're suddenly being a prick for no discernible reason. Born here, lived here, not leaving, not a walshitter. Now what were you so upset about that you chose to sperg out at an anonymous poster on the internet?
Daniel Reed
Declaring martial law will be a clarion call to every dindu out there, Michigan is undoubtedly fucked
I do more important work than some dumb nurse passing the scissors. Why the fuck haven't I gotten a permission slip from gov Shitmore?
Owen Wright
What area of Michigan are you in Op?
Wyatt White
the Jackson/Hillsdale county area. out in the middle of the woods really
Nolan Gomez
Mojo's had a line last night despite the first floor being empty. They had to follow that 250 people rule. Flannigan's bouncer had a mask and gloves on kek I wish I lived in greater GR not the dump known as greater lansing
David Myers
Good luck, fellow Michiganite here. It's gonna be bad. Work for a family grocery store and they won't be able to stock shelves.
Aiden Thompson
> Grabs a Muldoon Pasty > Wins 300 dollars at a Kewadin casino > Beats up a NMU student at locals only bar > Grabs some government beef to make it through the winter
Wanna hang out, Yooper Bro?
Brayden Morgan
Bro I'm in bfe we have no niggers to race mix please stop projecting
Kevin Myers
i also forgot to share this twitter.com/meijer/status/1239007894210850818 >Meijer has no plans to close any stores. >However, we're suspending service at our meat counters and deli salads so that our team members can prepare those items for sale in our self-refrigerated cases. Our teams are working hard to ensure customers have the products they need.
Dylan Phillips
Bagging grocery's? You wont get a special pass.
David Campbell
Good catch, hadn't heard that yet. Good thing I've got some frozen meats to live off of for a while.
Luke Edwards
HOW DID IT GO FROM MONTCALM COUNTY TO CHARLEVOIX
231 user HERE, ITS ALREADY FUCKING HERE BUT THERE ABSOLUTELY NO TESTING GOING ON MEIJERS IS FUCKING EMPTY
Got a month and a half of food last month for my senpai. Have 1.5k rounds of 5.56, hundreds of 9, about a hundred 12 ga slugs.
I am ready on my 5 acres with gigabit fiber. Let the games begin. God help you filthy niggers near Detroit.
Parker Taylor
Better question is how it got to the middle of Lake Michigan
Bentley Sullivan
How the shiggy does beaver island have a case? The winter population is what 500?
Anthony Bailey
Dewitt user her, I believe you. Gotta stock up on vape shit really quick, depending on whether or not there is anything left. Anyone been to the wild bills on Saginaw St in Lansing lately?
John Harris
Any huco boys ready for this? Personally I cant wait to raid these overlyredneck farmers and methheads around here.
Juan White
I honestly think corona virus is fake as fuck
Jayden Reyes
Remote IT fag in Ottawa county. Time for Kent to burn. I am prepared for the fallout.
Carson James
I believe you. I’m thankful for all Yas Forumslocks because I have a three month supply of food and water. I am ready if they do close the roads in my state. Stay safe michiganderAnon
Brayden Peterson
that case is an unknown male no update at this time
Ryder Wright
Canada Dry doesn’t even use real ginger you mong
Carter Young
Your parents already have the worse virus of them all the fucking neetvirus
Gabriel Hall
Why won’t they? I understand we aren’t getting a lot of foreign shipments but shouldn’t domestic products be fine to keep in stock?
Ian Cox
Is your mom hot?
Owen Collins
So what, the panic is real
Evan Gray
Destruction is at hand. Michigan is that hand
Mason Rodriguez
keep your family safe we aren't only worried about the sickness today praying for all families that God show mercy on them
Carter Hughes
go be autistic somewhere else
Julian Gomez
Give him a break he's genetically half fingolian, half injun
Ian Mitchell
fucking richfag kikes with cottages who just traveled for spring break
Oliver Reyes
Saline here. Really hope I get paid if my company lays us off
