NOTHING

NOTHING
BURGER

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nypost.com/2020/03/13/coronavirus-survivors-may-suffer-from-reduced-lung-function/
latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-13/china-japan-korea-coronavirus-reinfection-test-positive
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It reinfects (or is never really gone from) people who 'recovered' from it and it causes lung damage

Muffin burga

>nothing burger
>balooney
>hot potato
>full of beans
What's with Americans and the use of food in their idioms?

Why would all these other countries be shutting down in an election year?

>nothing burger

It's literally the worst "meme word" to come out of Yas Forums in a long time, I have a hard time believing grown ass men going online and using the word unironically, it's just pathetic.

Nothing happens

>EARTH HAS DISEASES
>THIS IS SOME SORT OF CONSPIRACY AGAINST MY POLITICIAN OF CHOICE
Spastic.

>What is the 2008 financial crash
>what is 9/11
>what was the dot com bubble crash
>vietnam
>Korea
>ww2
>ww1
>etc
>etc
>etc

Nothing ever happens until it does.

Every single year is an election year *somewhere*. This jpg means nothing. Typical OP.

>NOTHING
>BURGER
FUCKING THIS

Dont ask me to give one fucking shit until over 8,000 Americans die from it

No, it is interesting to note, because the claim is they coincide with American elections

>It reinfects (or is never really gone from) people who 'recovered' from it and it causes lung damage
Imagine trusting anything the "experts" say.

This has been debunked several times shill.

Step your game up

Imagine actually being this retarded? Like imagine actually thinking this can even be verified with the virus only existing for 3 months.

You have to be different levels of stupid to think like this.

statnews.com/2020/03/10/simple-math-alarming-answers-covid-19/

>p-please pay attention to these shithole countries with the lowest standards of living, they have a 20% death rate!! it's happening!!
take your fucking meds cunt

Yeah, shitshow is better

watching people try to turn this into a "forever" crisis is amusing
I'm sure in 5 years we'll still be hearing about how Trump's failure to "do something" means you can still get infected! Trump's biggest failure! He cost millions their lives!

it's always the end of the world with leftists and it always lasts forever

--YEA WELL-- BUT--- BUT MY SUPERMARKET--- BUT--- RICE AND TOILET PAPER---

i kno bro. i wanna smack the shit outta these fuckin morons. totally consumed the board. it's like we forgot about what happened one year ago today...

it's been a term in political discourse for a long time, you just don't notice because you get all your politics from an imageboard

Are you fucking with me? Tell me the US presidential elections that happen every two years. Also tell me why tons of these viruses had virtually no effect on America and why that should have any effect on American voter psychology.

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Yeah, who don't remember the hard lockdowns, medical shortages, and quarantines all those tears.

I agree completely, but still good to prep basic items.

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Because America is the most important country in the omniverse obviously.
Everything that has happened anywhere in the last 6 gorillion years has been about America first and foremost.

The point is that they are hyping it in the USA because orange man bad. They wish he would get CV.

Not a single source despite hearing this claim every day for the past two weeks.

(((leftists)))

what's with spanish and all of them being total faggots? how do you even procreate?

Unironically true. After Trump got elected, nationalism gained much new fuel.

No, I just don't get any of my news from American (((media))), this phase is new to me because Australian's don't talk like 9 year old girls.

We have elections every two years retard. You’re forgetting about the house, the senate, governor races, and state laws and state govt positions. Quite a fucking bit actually, the president is just one position, albeit, the biggest as an individual person.

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200315_13/
nypost.com/2020/03/13/coronavirus-survivors-may-suffer-from-reduced-lung-function/
I waited to post sources to draw you faggots out. Want more? Google it there are dozens of sources

>canned chicken
>literally salting the earth
darwin get this nigga

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This. You should be prepping during best of times anyway. Panic buyers and panicfags are a bunch of homos.

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>70 year old man has trouble fighting an infection
>Reversible lung damage in 9 (nine) people

Woah

It's because we're being infiltrated.

"Nothingburger" is a stale meme that was used in liberal circles a while ago, because libs can't meme, they still use it.

I am convinced, utterly convinced that we are being targeted by some edgy liberal discords to convince us the virus is no big deal so that more conservative voters die. In the coronavirus pandemic, "Nothingburger" went from being mocked to being used sincerely overnight. It's too suspicious.

2008 crash was lame af

There's an election every two years so there's a 50% chance of that happening.

>Swine - 2010
>ishygddt
Keep posting this image shill.

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12k americans died from swine flu a few years ago and no one gave a single fuck

>I am convinced, utterly convinced that we are being targeted by some edgy liberal discords to convince us the virus is no big deal so that more conservative voters die. In the coronavirus pandemic, "Nothingburger" went from being mocked to being used sincerely overnight. It's too suspicious.

Are you fucking kidding me? Look at /r/coronavirus. It reads just like /cvg/. The only comment section I've seen that's somewhat levelheaded is (crazily enough), Zerohedge. Everyone else thinks this is the literal black plague (dumb fucks).

And people have been using "nothingburger" here for a long time, mainly because of all the retarded doomsday threads that pop up weekly. Member when we were all supposed to die 3/5/2020? Or the Seahawks game that was supposed to be ground zero for a terrorist attack?

>You should be prepping during best of times anyway
That's a good way to put it. Rice, beans, wheat lasts like... 4-5 years.

>look at r/coronavirus/
why the fuck would I go to reddit
Regardless, there's a difference between this and random doomsday conspiracies, an obvious one: That is we can look at current numbers of fatality rates in highly infected areas and extrapolate to what it would be like if it should spread widely. Yes, exponential growth doesn't continue forever, but the LIMIT on exponential growth for a virus like this is the population limit. The world's not going to end, but casualties of 500k (which is a very conservative estimate) to in the millions for this year are very realistic. Current numbers don't mean anything - we know how lethal the virus can be and we know how contagious it is. It's not going to end the world but it could kill a lot of people.

Congratulations on being easily propagandized.

What do you mean? Fuck canned chicken, beef and fish are great though.

Yas Forums was compromised years ago, even before MOOT sold the site. I just wish they'd stop using that gay fucking word.

So many end of the world threads get posted here the "ring and the rod" thread were just background noise it seems.
If there really were people that could tell the future, they wouldn't be posting it here. I'd say 80% or more of these scizos that post here, only do so because this is the only large website that won't IP ban the and their ramblings after the doctors cut their meds down again.

trumptards are literally mentally ill

>12k americans died from swine flu a few years ago and no one gave a single fuck
THIS
Corona wont even hit 50% of that

>nothing burger
Yas Forums thing, still dont know what it means.
>balooney
Balooey is some kind of food in Mexico Sr?
>hot potato
Nobody says this that is younger than 90
>full of beans
Never heard this.

coronavirus has a much, much, much higher lethality than swine flu, which really was comparable to the normal seasonal flu

>why the fuck would I go to reddit
To disprove your theory that it is some kind of liberal plot to downplay the virus.
>That is we can look at current numbers of fatality rates in highly infected areas and extrapolate to what it would be like if it should spread widely.
Death rates vary widely. Most countries are only testing people who show up sick to the hospital. Biased sample group. South Korea has been aggressively testing potential contactees and their death rate is under 1%.
>It's not going to end the world but it could kill a lot of people.
What's "a lot" of people? We lose millions to cardiovascular diseases, obesity, diabetes, cancer, etc. per year just in this country. Everyone just seems to shrug it off. This is being hyped to the max.

Imagine letting someone who things it is election season everywhere on Earth, just because it’s election season in America, treat you for illnesses and other ailments.

Atsa Naffin bugga mate.

>nypost
you might as well have posted nothing instead of that blatant not real news source, faggot.

What literally everyone seems to fail to understand is that 2002 SARS WAS CAUSED BY A CORONAVIRUS.
This is a more infectious more damaging coronavirus than 2002, deaths from coronavirus 2019 are from the SARS it causes like HIV causes AIDS, do we understand now?
A virus fucks up your systems to the point you develop a syndrome and can’t survive without icu or immune drugs if sars or aids.
This is not a fucking flu that blows over.
This is a cold you catch over and over all year and never get immunity to like other shit, and each time you get infected EVEN IF YOU SURVIVE EVEN IF IT IS MILD your lungs are get more and more permanently ducked until you get SARs

imagine being such a sheeplike cuck that you believe anything the msm says.

We know what the variance in the death rates is from: Availability of medical supply. Countries (and regions within countries) that enacted lockdowns and quarantines very early upon detecting the virus are the ones that have death rates of around 1%. (Which is still much more lethal than the seasonal flu. The conservative 500,000 death estimate is using the lowest observed death rates and assuming that it infects the US population at a rate similar to a normal flu year, despite being more contagious.)

But what causes higher death rates is lack of available medical equipment and medical care. The 1% and lower death rates are in the presence of optimal medical care and no shortages as a result of national lockdowns slowing the spread. The US has not done a national lockdown, and it has nowhere near the necessary medical equipment to deal with a spike in hospitalizations. There are very good reasons to believe that our situation might look more like the worse areas of Italy than Korea, in which case we're talking about a death toll in the millions.

latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-03-13/china-japan-korea-coronavirus-reinfection-test-positive
sciencealert.com/even-those-who-recover-from-corona-can-be-left-gasping-for-breath-afterwards
I can post sources all day faggots

Lol did you actually read your sources? May cause reduced lung function, might result in fibrosis, might have been pre-existing. 70 year old man re-infected (yeah, reinfections happen all the time in people with weak immune systems, takes time to develop a critical mass of antibodies).