FUCK COVID-19

I HATE this pandemic. My city in the US has basically shut down. No work, no school, fucking nothing is happening.

I hate sitting around the house, not doing fucking anything. I wanna go back to work and be normal again.

Fuck this. How long will it last?

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Just until September.

Get a job from home retard

These authoritarian measures are the whole point this bioweapon was released. The measures are permanent, get used to it slave.

Fuck that. I wanna work in my office again, with my coworkers.

until the end of your life.

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Sounds great

I hate this fucking site for making me panic over corona....

>I wanna go back to work and be normal again.
the absolute state

I hope this kills lots of urban*ids.

NORIME SCUM

Masturbate to tranny porn.

>NOOOO I NEED TO WORK I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO!!
You sound like a no life worker drone, get a hobby and stop living to work and learn to only work to live. Alternatively, kill yourself.

I wish I had paid leave to play DS3 meanwhile in PVP

>How long will it last?

10 years

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kys normalfag

What the fuck is wrong with you

>City
Wow! Turns out the jewvirus was a liberal remover after all!

go choke on horse dick and vote for Bernie

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"My trip to the USA has only just began." - Corona Chan

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oh i'm sure it's just another day or two, sweetie. here's the nuggies and milk you wanted. don't worry about anything, dear. go back down to the basement and relax.

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Work out wimp

What a faggot you are

tough luck normalfag

Go watch a movie, go watch a show, go play a game, go read a book, go exercise, go clean your house, go study, etc. How the fuck can you be bored

>not having a wife or girlfriend to bust a nut in all day long and workout with.
I pity you fools.

Why would you want to wage slave

Get comfy.

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Pity on you, must be tough not being able to go outside.

Spotted the fucking normie.

I just go on VR. It feels like I’m getting out of the house.

>tfw no home gym

FUCKING NORMALFAG, DIE

Chronovirus

in these trying times it may help you to turn to creative expression as an outlet for your frustration

there are simple art prompts you can look up that can help you (and everyone, I think) relieve some stress.

Off the top of my head, you can draw yourself frustrated or draw your frustration, with the stipulation that you don't draw anything that looks like a human. Another idea is to draw what you think the pandemic looks like, or to draw your version of corona-chan.

I invite any anons that are frustrated and seeing this to pick up a piece of paper and a pencil, pen, crayon, or whatever materials they have on hand (as a last resort, mspaint works too) and express themselves creatively in order to get through this period of being unable to move or do much of anything that involves leaving the house.

Remember, everyone with two hands can create. You don't have to know how to accurately draw a human in order to express yourself creatively. Good luck friends. Stay safe.

Play vidiya you dumb faggot

Home gym master race as well. You need to get you one, bud.

That fucking edit hahahaha.

Are you a fucking roastie?

Currently no space (living in an apt. with gf) but maybe in a couple more years when we settle on a house.

>How long will it last?
It will blow over in a few months, leaving behind millions of deaths. I made the calculations. If Norway is to "flatten out the curve" enough to not overburden the emergency capacity in the hospitals, the epidemic must be delayed over 5-10 years. The US probably has even lower health coverage than that.

Reality is that the authorities are clueless as to what to do, as this thing is about to hit us like a tornado. In one week there will be 100 000 confirmed deaths globally, and total panic.

Don't worry bro. It will last for years, and after that you won't need to work ever again.

If you weren't a loser, you would use this as an opportunity to work out or read to practice and instrument or a language or something. Only losers get bored. If you're not a loser and you're not a boring person, you should be able to find something to do.

12-18 months

God Damn normies make me laugh

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What a beautiful looking woman

The virus is fake go back to work

Dumb wagie can’t hack the NEET life

Stockholm syndrome.

NOTHINGBURGER BRO :^)

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Wagie is lost without his massa

TFW
>home gym
>valve index just came in the mail
>bought a microwave 3 weeks ago and have a fuckton of hotpockets and have 2 months frozen meals saved up in a basement freezer
>doom eternal right around the corner
>school and work cancelled
Honestly I'm fucking CHILLIN right now guys
>oh nooo muh socialinoss muh talky walky people fun time
S
shut the fuck up normalfag, eat shit, time to learn how to live a solitary life. I will outlast you and laugh as you cry alone and hungry

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What the fuck do you do after work and on your days off? Are you a no hobby fag?

>Fuck this. How long will it last?
Till Wall street banks get anudda' 5 TRILLION, then the Corona will drift away and no one will notice that the national debt increased exponentially.

Honestly everything would be tolerable if I had a home gym. I just miss working out and I'm pissed I'm losing such valuable time. I went for a run but it's not the same.

this

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>I wanna work in my office again
It's funny how slaves grow fond of their cage.

for god sake you mutts have guns so just hunt some brown migrants and have a nice time blowing their heads off

>not being a neet

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>when the wagecuck develops stockholm syndrome

>I hate sitting around the house, not doing fucking anything. I wanna go back to work and be normal again.
You bring great shame to this website with words like that. You're spitting on everything we believe in.

I usually go out with GF or friends, play pick up soccer, or go to the gym (which is fucking cancelled).

Dude, hop on /tg/ and grab the mythic engine for solo tabletop RPG play. It's on sale right now.

This. We are all now one step closer to our matrix pod

>I hate sitting around the house, not doing fucking anything. I wanna go back to work and be normal again.
Don't worry, it gets easier after the first decade.

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High quality bait

>>I hate sitting around the house, not doing fucking anything
So fucking find something to do then you addle brained tub of lard.
Learn to code.
Learn to draw.
Play that unused guitar rotting in your corner.

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You can do some calisthenics and bodyweight exercises, it's not the same but at least you will still be working out. If you have any heavy items like concrete blocks you can always lift those around, more convenient if you have an outside yard though and dont live in an apartment block

Bait

really? man. i already had it and i seem to have recovered. the most mild cold of my life. everythign is really shut down? damn, i was feeling good enough to go back to work tomorrow.

pretty sure this is just the chinese fear mongering. it's literally the common cold. fucking chinks.

>i'm bored
start doing bodyweight exercises fatass.

>pick up soccer game
>in the US
LARP confirmed

Is this a wild normie? What's it like man?

I don't completely agree, but, I'm in league with you.
When rights are taken from you, you will play hell to get them, if any, back.

Seven retarded faggots reply to this thinking it's serious.

One guy gets the joke. Nobody talks about how coronavirus has ruined this board.

go jerkoff you jherkoff

Literally every retarded trope you could squeeze into an idiot nothingfag post.

>pick up soccer
hola

I remember hearing a story about an alien. The alien was abandoned on earth by its mothership. All aliens of the mothership were in a sort of hivemind. There were humans just trying to understand what the situation with the alien was-though the alien had a hard time conveying its sense of abandonment since it was no longer "plugged in" to the hivemind.

Where are you from OP?

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