/cvg/ corona virus general #2093

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Threadly reminder only old sick people die from the virus.

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>maddox
jesus Christ what a blast from the past

>mfw they all get it, and the roasties fucking them, get it too

>mfw nothing wrong about that

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Are you glad now that you somehow ended up on this place years ago and never left?
So many rich and important people getting infected for life because they don't have a clue about what's happening until it's too late

The stupity of your rulers has reached levels that nobody even thought was possible to reach

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This is what you get for trying to paint all of our achievements as fascist, for the last 20 years

SEE, let's not split

What the actual fuck is wrong with normalfags? Why is it so hard for these cretins to fucking stay at home when there's a horrible pandemic happening? Just fucking stay inside you cunts, forget your pointless concerts, worthless events and other such rubbish. FUCKING STAY AT HOME FOR FUCKS SAKE, JUST PLAY A GAME, READ A BOOK, DO FUCKING ANYHTING AT FUCKING HOME IF YOU'RE BORED JUST STOP GOING OUTSIDE AND POZZING AND KILLING OTHERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NORMALFAGS THEY'RE KILLING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT WITH THEIR IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY! MANKIND WILL BE WIPED OUT BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE FAGGOT RETARD WANTED TO KICK A FUCKING BALL LIKE A MINDLESS CAVEMAN OR LISTEN TO SOME NIGGER YELL ON A STAGE

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Belgium bro, newsweek.pl/wiedza/zdrowie/koronawirus-w-polsce-wszystko-co-musisz-wiedziec-o-epidemii-koronawirusa/xr1qgc9

111 confirmed in poland 4413 in quarantine so expect high digits next week we will reach 4 digits numbers.
20340 Under observation.
Next months 5 digits numbers in Poland bros.
Stay safe out there, avoid these retards, prepare more, as second wave of panic will hit harder when we reach higher digits.
Soon There will be nice opportunity to stack up, and that's it. It's final after that it's unknown how long till next possible occasion to stack.

The retard thinks it's no worse than swine flu. The gif is funny though.

Is anyone getting "connection error" when trying to upload a pic?

Can we do the same?

In your opinion, what about this virus is most terrifying to you?

For me, it's the fact that connection and info from Wuhan is still very, very controlled.

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this is fake tho lolol. "do not use my name". WHY WOULD THE FAGGOT CARE YOU STUPID NIGGERS IF THE COUNTRY IS COLLAPSING AND EVERYONE IS FUCKED ANYWAY?

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pretty based

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guys read this
there's so much corona information in this thread it's incredible

they're doing the deep dig here
the origins
the cause
the effect
all of it

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This shit stopped being interesting the moment the mutts got it. Now it's all "muh county" "muh state". Nobody gives a fuck about your oh so unique and diverse states. To the rest of earth you're all the same burger gobbling mutts.

Nope, Denmark is too cucked and retarded.
Sorry not sorry to tell you this, but I've lived in aarhus for some time, what happened to denmark is just scary, women are horrible, guys are sucha pussies.
I once was in a hurry and asked bit rushly 2 guys if they know where is bus stop for a bus to brabrand. They got so scared, it was pathetic to see.

swine flu killed 18,000
fuk off panic monger

Fact that you get infected once and can't rid of this shit.
It's in you for good, you might or will get sterile, No kids, no family. Just slow suffering till you collapse at some point.
We're still in the early game here, we don't know how many people survive 2nd reinfection, how one will exist after 3rd one.
It's just untold.

Anyone have a daily chart for number of cases?

POST STATS CUNT

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Under Poland shuts down border, the link is wrong.

>just another expat social outcast living in Nipland

corona chan could possibly kill almost 1 million people already in china itself.
I doubt crematoriums would be running 24/7 if they had only 100k deaths.

Where do the infected and dead numbers come from in the OP? How accurate are they?

AHAHAHAHA FUCKING SWEDEN SAYS YES ONCE AGAIN

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source on this

Also I can't post pictures at all. Says "connection error". I have pictures of tent in front of one of the Louisiana hospitals, that I shared yesterday not without trouble, but today, no mater what I do the page freezes and doesn't let me upload them. What the actual fuck?

worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Some countries have already admitted that they are not fully accurate because people with pre existing conditions are being labels as dying from that instead of corona.

First SARS reaearch really
This SARS shares 80% of its genetic material with the one from 2003, and there is some research supporting what he is saying now. It all came from China though.

Tell me more about how your state has the best pizzas and the people waaay more different than that other state you don't like.

>archive.is/CI9sO
murican flag, can't read first thread.
Checks out.

archive.is/Gv1iu
There are many cases of this already.

Happeningfags 1 month ago:
>OMG THERE'S A GORILLION DEAD IN CHINA
>CHINAS GONNA COLLAPSE
>REST OF WORLD WIPED OUT IN MARCH BROOO
>THEY'RE CREMATING MILLIONS LOOK AT ALL THESE VIDEOS

Happeningfags now:
>WOOOOOAHHHHHHHH 2 NEW CASES IN *WHOCARESLAND*
>u..uhh no I don't have anymore videos....uhhhhh
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH TRUMP INHALED!!!! HE'S SICK!!!!

This is pathetic even for Yas Forums.
It's clearly nothing and being played up; you faggots aren't helping that. MSM probably picked up your bullshit here and ran with it.

Keep sinking your savings into panic buying though, the people pushing the fear porn love you lining their pockets.

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Yeah...
If only he'd stayed there.

>Threadly reminder only old sick people die from the virus.

Say that to my face and not online like a bitch, motherfucker

1 of Norways cases was just that, they tested and old lady after she was dead, and she had corona.

This fucker explained it pretty well in one of his videos.
>wife is a Chinese doctor
>Chinese will always list preexisting condition as cause of death
Chinese numbers are total bullshit

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Sure thing faggot. I don't mind stacking up on food that can last 2+ years now.
Especially after economy gets rekt because of all this fake pumping to make it look like it's not that bad.
Just kys.

Young people have already died also it's already proven that it comes back and can never truely go away. Enjoy being sick all the time and dying before you even become old.

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>live in BL
welp guess I'm a NEET again

lmao based

Meds. Take em'.

You have to admit though the actions that goverments around the world have taken against this nothing burger is pretty unnerving

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Same thing happened for H1N1.

already 30 times bigger than SARS and 8 times more fatalities

Jesus, Sweden is so laughable and tragic at the same time.

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I believe that 1+ million is already infected. And deaths are over 9000.
Media are losing their shit over this.
Politicians are getting more careful here in Poland.
According to all the data, it only takes one sick person, to keep on spitting into stupid bottle few times, adding some water with bacteria, and he can spray it all over places, infecting so many people.

>that level of retarded questioning
Tell me how the fuck you managed to even get a work visa. Jesus Christ, HR in Japan must truly be shit

>major American universities closed down for H1N1
>All travel to and from china and europe stopped for H1N1
ok, groomer.

Aaa anons wtf is this ??

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

Weird. Post on imgur, link it here.

Thread music

Komm Süsser Tod (Come, Sweet Death)
youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

>migrant caravans gonna kill us all

They will but it will be a slow, drawn out death.

I’m scared

I just hope I don’t die in too much pain, good luck bros my country has doomed me

Taking some vitamins and minerals.
How about you ?

THANK YOU FOR GETTING RID OF CHINA DISCORD TRANNIES!!

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Not to this degree

>53 year old with no underlying problems dead in Greece
JUST THE FLU BRO

this should be in the OP of all /cvg/ threads.

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Source pls

enhance.

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Holy fucking based

Fuck Sweden

Either a real deal, and it's tank full of this virus, so they can dump it for massive pandemic soon. Or some worker just jokingly put that numbers there.
user who posted it said it was in Ohio USA 330 area i think.

>grandma is feeling sick today, she has a bit more difficulty breathing than usual
IF SHE FUCKING DIES OF CORONA I WILL SUE THIS GOVERNMENT AND EVERY FAGGOT IN IT TILL THE END OF TIMES

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Aripiprazole

>If

user...I hope she pulls through stay strong Spanish bro

already starting to lose my sanity, is it too optimistic to assume that by late March things will open up again?

Lol no I remenber going to school at this time and shop were not closed either.

bro, the places infected will never be inhabitable again

Nice, You will be basically happy and sad at the same time when you get infected.

Let's hope that herd immunity works out for you lads.

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Sorry what? Lmao you must be a boomer in denial

>sue
just wait a few months until your government is overwhelmed and stage a coup

Yea just don’t die until then
You guys are so deluded no ones going to survive

>Entire countries on lock down.
>All major sports league shut down
>Still no solid released data about virus by health officials
>Stock markets tanking hard
Just the flu bro

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Thread theme
youtu.be/sMc4Lcxmmso

t. boomer

>youtube.com/watch?v=_GrqCcY-qkc

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>all countries will eventually go the way of Italy and Iran
fugg

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAAA*coof*aa*coof*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Keep telling yourself you’re safe zoomer

Wdhmbt?

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hmmm?

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Okay Yas Forums I'm gonna draw some Corona-chan but I need some ideas, thinking maybe something about the herd immunity thing....

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Ok guys just went out to the store to pick up some last minute things. I needed worcestershire sauce and ketchup. Store opened at 6, but its cool because I work nights. It looked like a goddamn bomb went off in hurricane season. All the flour, rice, milk, eggs, bread (except wheat, thanks fellow amerifats) were sold out. The canned soup isle was decimated with 4 stockers stocking (and one coofing). Fortunately I was wearing my mask. The oranges were sold out, there were maybe 6 bottles of vitamin C left, and of course, true to your word, no toilet paper.
I got what I needed and scampered. Disinfected it with lysol and am sitting here in my bunker (apartment) enjoying a hoarded sake.
Thanks for warning me guys,

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Fucking hell we were comfy up north here and the fucking madrid cunts had to come to their summer houses, now shit is going south the family is in hysterics and while everyone has to stay home but still stand outside with a finger up their own ass I want to stay home to not fuck over my grandma but HAVE to go to work, what kind of bullshit half assed quarantine shit is that?

AAAAAAAAAAAH

what does it cause corona to mutate? ambience? people?

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>get home
>see this
LMAO

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You went out in the middle of it? Oh user, im so sorry

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>Died: 6,069
Yawn. 38,000 died of the flu.

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Hahaha homo's. Jullie zijn zwaar de lul.

Are we finished?

Really wish I didn't spend all of January playing Witcher 3.

pls look after my Asturias property, Madridcuc.ks get out reeeee

What if I don’t want to be part of the herd?

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>starting tomorrow coming outside will be illegal
>except for your way to work and shopping for food
Jokes on you all, that's how I've been living for several years now suckers.

basado

>live in a city with infected people
>go outside in the morning
>see boomers everywhere walking for no reason
they are asking for this.

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Isolate yourself now and refuse human contact, they will change their stance very quickly when they realize humans dont develop immunity to it and it's not seasonal.

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