/cvg/ corona virus general #2093

Got our first official death today, the madness shall escalate tomorrow.

>comrade russia, you are done

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my dick hard suck it

FAKE THREAD WITH FAKE NUMBERS

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"no"

BEAUTIFUL BROWN BABIES

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wtf is going on here

brazilian bros the cable tv companies are giving free access to all their channels even the porns one

No
We’re not European
We are our own niggers

Brexit means brexit

We've already got a less serious strain and a more deadly strain

Which one is the husband?

We are proper fucked lads
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969

>UK Plan: Just fucking die enough that everyone else is safe lol

>US Plan: Get tested while getting a Triple Meat Big Mac and Gallon-Size French Fry Soda

So it looks like the English Speaking world is fucked. Also it looks like I'm going to die so what should I do? I think I'm gonna go out and meet ALOT of new people over the next few weeks.
t. No insurance because Texas rejected Federal Healthcare

>IT'S A LITTERAL ELECTRIC BOOGAGLOO AND YET THERE SOME IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT HAVE YET TO PREP

CONFESS

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Fuck off wing-cuck

Quick post your Apocalypse songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=oicmQPsz_Ps

France has opted to join the anglo wild ride.
Still time for other countries to take their seats before departure.

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Look at these dudes, always low-key dissing us. His thread has nothing to do with the US but they'll throw in a barb and feign innocence

twitter.com/ChuBailiang/status/1227807313366372352
so does anyone know what happen to chris buckley?... report for NYT who had prior beef w/ china went to the epicenter back in january
>daily updates
>hasnt posted in over a mont
>people going crazy on his twitter wondering if he was silenced.

twitter.com/ChuBailiang/status/1227807313366372352

Mmm
suck it

is this from today? What the hell are they doing?

I AM CORONAHOLIO. GIVE ME TP

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They're niggers IN Europe.

twitter.com/Joakimpb/status/1239115509066608640
Norwegian university tells its students to get home, especially out of America with its shitty healthcare that will inevitably collapse
lmao

am I gonna make it?

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>tfw 3 rolls lasts you 2 months

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The *nglo shall pay against his crimes done to the Aryan people.

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Is that thing on the left male?

Just bought 60$ dick growth pills to fight against the coronavirus.

*laughing reaction*

What have you got for snacks lads? Got to have some decent snacks to keep the morale up

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Post world stats you lazy wanker

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get a job parasite

I hope everyone dies. Especially your most beloved relatives, and then you.

>Died: 5,984
we breached 6k lad
6,069

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ibtimes.com/scientists-identify-atlantic-ocean-dangerous-asteroids-point-impact-warns-about-2939301
Good thing corona-chan happened, I can't wait until the year 2880 for a possible collision.

No you're just too dumb to understand their high IQ tactics, unironically.

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They're still having it? That's bold move

They mean we're gonna charge the fuck out of them. We have the greatest hospitals and ICUs in the world

I went out today to get more beer because I ran out. Each time I do is increasingly stupid. I did get more food though because of the state of the store.

If you flush that shit it's just going to clog your toilet.

No that is impossible. China Numba WAN!

They are obviously running a marathon

Anyone with half a brain would avoid going anyway. Can't blame them for taking money from retards.

mitsuku AI bot on telegram seems programmed to respond to questions about the virus already. but when pressed further...

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yeah and nobody can afford them, you couldn't even afford a COVID-19 test as it costs around 3000$ you silly fucking jew-enabling zionist

Bullshit

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it was an emergency bake. Just did a pasta with a few changes.

>only 6k deaths in almost 3 months
>Virus propagation is already drastically reducing in China
>Italy has peaked and now the propagation is going to die as well in the months to come
>Virus is extremely weak, can be killed by just hand-washing
>Virus only kills people who already suffer from important health problems
>most countries are telling people to quarantine thesmelves for a few week at most to slow the propagation, which makes hospitals being able to take care of infected people
Ah yes, it will kill just as much people as the black plague

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Reposting:

Its been real ladies, gents and traps. I have a high fever, I have problem breathing, some cough, but no sputum or anything like that. I feel dizzy. Hands and legs are cold AF, random shivers.

Other people around me are showing the same.

If I dont feel better by tomorrow, I am going to get checked.

On the plus side, I might get a 'tripcode' now lmao

Posted in the fake thread like a retard

I'm doing it. I'm getting infected. My life is worthless anyway bros and will be after all this. I'm going out today, going to go around a bunch of different shops, big crowds, take deep breaths and pay with cash. I'll keep doing this until I get sick.

After that I will lock myself up here and keep you all updated with how it progresses.

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Anyone still comfy prepping because normies are too stupid to take it seriously?

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rude

good joke dude, when this shit peaks all the ICU's and ventilators will be used up with people dying in tents in hospital parking lots and hallways

What's this?

South America

Explain why the fuck do people hoard TP?

What level of denial is this

yes

We're alpha as fuck mate. We have mass gatherings and cough in each others faces to improve our herd immunity.

twinkies
blue bell
6 boxes of assorted cereal
aunt jemima
titos vodka
and pudding

trying to snatch some OJ so I can make screwdrivers

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youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>69
Nice

NOGS LOOTING WHEN
>NOGS LOOTING WHEN
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>NOGS LOOTING WHEN
NOGS LOOTING WHEN
>NOGS LOOTING WHEN

40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
>40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED
40,000 PEOPLE IN A CONCERT FESTIVAL YESTERDAY IN MEXICO, GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS PERFOMING INCLUDED

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God I hate all New Yorkers

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MODS MAKE A STICKY OF THIS ALREADY.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG HAPPENING.

Though the selling out hoarding was a meme..
>Hand disinfectant sold out everywhere here too
Wew

Netto prepped for me, I am free to go pick up whatever I need when I need it

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 5 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 20,000 rolls a week. Over 6,000,000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>GUNS N ROSES AND THE CARDIGANS
LITERAL BOOMER HOLOCAUST CONFIRMED

a genetics company in iceland took samples from alot of people and the results indicate 1% of the country has the virus (3200 people). The official number is still at 163. if the same thing is also going on in other countries the official numbers everywhere are vastly under-reported.

too late for that here , the normies have stripped the supermarkets

based

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Good old American Exceptionalism™

that reminds me I need to stock up on booze

I just don't want my grandparents to die

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Can someone post the last coronachan update? I need to see boobies

I think it's a normies cope mechanism

Two weeks

don't reply to this copy past anons,it is in every thread

How much 7.62x54R?

>federal government congratulates me on being a NEET
the world is too based to live
end it corona-chan

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what the fuck, why?

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Jokes on you. Mine are already dead :(

Yeah no shit we've all known that for ages, on the plus side it means the death rate might not be as bad as it first seems

LOL
TITERE

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Take a look around in Detroit, it's always looting season somewhere in the world.

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>Mexico in charge of cleanliness

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>NOOO NOT MY HECKIN POOPERINO

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 21 (TWENTY-ONE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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don't worry unless ur a Brit bong they won't get infected. just send them to Taiwan if you want your grannies to be safe and your fertility intact.

youtube.com/watch?v=piNPlJKTH_Y

They welcone death so let them have it, fucking join the herd meme!

López Cobrador literally said that they'll study "case by case" instead of focusing on regions. Mexico is fucked and your border gonna get raided

I love how much progress we've made in chat AI since Eliza. Look at this! It's like talking with a real autistic kid.
>people in hazmat suits burning dead coronavirus bodies
>Oh those people.
>china is lying about the death toll
>I speak to hundreds of people from all over China. They use me to practice their English with.
>dogs have four front legs.
>I love dogs!

Old people are too stubborn and retarded to take this seriously, if they want to die, who are we to stop them?

>Cardigans
awww shieeet
youtube.com/watch?v=NI6aOFI7hms

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SOON

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April 2009, Obama refuses to close southern border to protect Americans with swine flu, says it would be "closing the barn doors after the horses are out": rrstar.com/article/20090430/NEWS/304309860 ("Swine Flu Reaches 11 States")

October 2009, NYT: Headline: H1N1 Widespread in 46 States as Vaccines Lag
Lead graf: WASHINGTON President Obama has declared the swine flu outbreak a national emergency...

Flu activity -- virtually all of it the swine flu -- is now widespread in 46 states...

Although there has been no exact count, officials said the H1N1 virus has killed more than 1,000 Americans and hospitalized over 20,000.
nytimes.com/2009/10/25/us/politics/25flu.html

March 2010, NYT Headline: New Numbers for Swine Flu
Lead graf: About 12,000 Americans died from swine flu between its emergence last April until mid-February, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated on Friday.
nytimes.com/2010/03/13/health/13brfs-NEWNUMBERSFO_BRF.html

Spain already in 4th place.

+95 more deaths just today.

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Serbia to go into lockdown tomorrow, Aleksandar Vučić to announce national emergency tonight on TV

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>a few people in first month
>1400 people in second month
>4700 people in third month
Did you think the black plague happened overnight? No, it started in 1343 and didn't calm down until 1351.

Household paper and toilet paper are two different things my dude..
Household paper is not made to fall apart and be flushable/processed in the shitter plants

40 rounds

Mexico is safe, their spicy tacoshaped bloodcells will telefrag virions into pieces.

This again. It's simple

>Prepper buys things months in advance
>Has all his food and water sorted
>Okay time to grab a few packs of TP
>Boomer sees a guy buying a fuckload of TP
>Thinks, I don't know why this guy is doing this, but maybe I should as well
>snowballs

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
RÍETE AHORA DE LOS TAXISTAS HIJO DE PUTA CATALUFO.
ÉVOLE SHOULD BE NEXT

Sure. I'll go do that. I'll just go out and meet some potential employers right after I get off from work this afternoon :)

HAHAHAHAHA
DOES THE "BOLSONARO DAY" STILL GOING ON?
WHAT THE FUCK BRASIL ANONS

cuck

maddox is still alive? what the fuck

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This unironically

>After that I will lock myself up here and keep you all updated with how it progresses.
You are going to get so many (you)s.
I am jealous!

Here you go senpai

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Anyone have the daily number of cases chart?

youtube.com/watch?v=gUtXUiYd-6A

youtube.com/watch?v=WI44ZIJMiLM

youtu.be/GBTBFDk_Z7Q

youtube.com/watch?v=zfAGGQ9a_Ko

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Unironically hope they all die.

>ÉVOLE SHOULD BE NEXT
pls be true
por cierto, tu tambien estas en digi o yoigo? lo digo por la bandera

great news

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Cold showers,
Porridge
Healthy exercise and long runs.
That's the British way. No sulking in bed like you continentals.

>nogs living in the airbnb next to me
Shieeet

So how are pastabros getting food if they're in lockdown?

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Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
>Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.
Anime Boston 2020 Convention Canceled. Organizers cancel event after Massachusetts governor bans gatherings of 250+ people.

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twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1239195107850674177

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Old stats from a few days ago

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you might catch more than one strain idiot

This is happening everywhere in the west, don't underestimate normies retardation
twitter.com/RemyBuisine/status/1239161728858042371
I NEED TO ATTEND [SOCIAL EVENT]

Here you have all the info.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

You guys, think I found a correlation here. Coronachan absolutley fucks up people with low vitamin D. Northern Iran, northern Italy, the northeast and northwest of the us are all regions with notoriously low vitamin d levels. Could be why Africa isn't reporting large numbers.

The red bag is TP you stupid nigs, the green one is the paper towels.

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Based BoJo sacrificeing all of Bongland to our Goddess. /herd/

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And he thinks the Wuhan virus is no worse than the swine flu. What a moron. The gif is funny though.

>bathalf
Wow the memes really write themselves

GERMANY CLOSING ITS BORDER TO FRANCE AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLOSE YOUR OWN BORDERS?

GERMANY CLOSING ITS BORDER TO FRANCE AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLOSE YOUR OWN BORDERS?

>GERMANY CLOSING ITS BORDER TO FRANCE AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
>YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLOSE YOUR OWN BORDERS?

GERMANY CLOSING ITS BORDER TO FRANCE AUSTRIA AND SWITZERLAND
YOU CAN ACTUALLY CLOSE YOUR OWN BORDERS?

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China is suck a joke now of we ever get out of this situation they are fucked the sentiment has shifted forever

I only have a grandmother left and with her list of health issues, hospital is straight up gonna say "lmbo no glhf" even if she was the only corona patient in the entire country

>there are people who don't own guns

I will rob all of you.
No need to prep if I can rob and kill noguns preppers

warm

Cake in cans.

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You are gonna have to let go at some point.

Literally sensationalist

you can go out to buy food
you just need to print the paper and fill it out

anyone got a good movie recomendation i can watch, havent seen anything that came out in the last 5 years, because fuck hollywood.

who knew there are republicans out there taking this seriously and not calling corona fake news hoax

guys... someone please tell me this is an out of season april fools joke?

t-this is a meme r-right?
t-they're j-just kidding, r-right?

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We are farm animals and we will develop herd immunity to this flu bro.

>but muh eu
>muh schengen
oy vey how could you do this you are kill the european project

Reminder that based Magia Record is still going strong.
Feels absolutely divine to be a Madokachad in the current year!

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>mfw all the fucking info that we gathered on this general is actually true
>and most normies don't give a fuck or are just poorly informed about the scope of this fucking virus
They are going to get fucked pretty hard about this

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I swear he, Trump and Trudeau are infected. Bolsonare was seen wearing masks few days ago.

black people have lower vitamin d levels than normal since their skin lets less be produced. if this was truly the case you should see a disproportionate number of black people getting this disease in countries with low sun activity

>spotted dick

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doesnt explain why phillipines is blowing up right now

NOT MY HECKING WEEB EVENTS

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Not like it matters in an apocalypse tho. Can also poo outside with the non tp

Burning from 2018, South Korea.
Fuck hollywood, stop watching their movies.

Cope. Can already tell you used to be a nothingburger

HERD HERD HERD

Some experienced about this topic, what are the most reliable statistics about the age groups this affects most?

In my country they say its only lethal for 80 years old mostly. Is this actually true?

I know Chinese statistics are wrong and also they are mostly smokers living in polluted cities, so its not relatable to Europeans.

Is this dangerous for kids or young people? What about adults?

Never seen good answer about it.

Threads, its about nuclear war instead of pandemic but it basically shows how the government will not care about you in an apocalypse scenario

Lol remember China stopped it

Wrong decision.

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Chink video compilation with this song:

invidio.us/latest_version?id=z32xSK90JmU&itag=22

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Niggers
Alcohol inhalation helps against fluid in the lungs (dramatically)
Doesn't alcohol also kill viruses?

Black plague killed most people in the first year.
It kept coming back but never as strong.

Under the silver lake.

It's loosely based on Crying lot 49 by Pynchon

get an AR15, 5 mags, at least 300 rounds and an RDS or ACOG

Governor should make exception to anime conventions so that all the weebs get wiped out

THIS

can the Baker include this in the op as were getting a lot of nuflu's arriving?

We're starting to shut down everything, no doubt the little fucker believed doing nothing was the best option but now they've changed their tune

>beaners

amen det milliarder gange værre end den lokale kebab biks

>letting people leave their homes
They're fucked.

Maybe it is slowing down in Spain. New cases dropped from Wednesday to Saturday.

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These people are fucking retarded. They're actually doing this because they don't want to spend money or risk seeing their shares go down and they'll hide in their bunkers until it goes away.

Watch "The house that John built" was pretty alright, a little bit pretentious but not too much

What can I do to protect my mother from coronavirus? She has diabetes, she also works on hospitals. Tomorrow she's gonna work with someone that's in isolation for "unknown reasons". I told her to don't go tomorrow but she's gonna go anyway.

Yes

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Charlotte, NC here. We're fucked.

Island nigs

All it took was a pandemic!

the house that jack built
amour
nymphomaniac
room
a serious man
punch drunk love

I don't care either way. But we'll see what happens. I'm here for the ride my friend because no matter what, it never ends.

>people playing bingo on their window on block apartments
kek
twitter.com/diazvillanueva/status/1239178133326254082

The martian

I NEED MAH LOOT BOIS
ITS MY FAV HAPPENING FLAVOUR

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Raiders will be pretty hesitant to raid in my state. New hampshire has a lot of guns.

Oy vey shut it down!

I'm actually loving Corona-Chan. It gives me the perfect excuse to avoid people.
>Oh I can't hang out sorry trying to be responsible because of virus
People in my life are grudgingly ok with it. They can't accuse me of being anti social because the CDC is promoting anti social behavior for health reasons. I hope this virus goes on for the rest of the year! I can get so many personal goals done!

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The Schengen agreement allows closing of borders to protect the polity

Sbubwau

Masks, filters, vitamin C daily overdoses.

I finished prepping months ago but decided to double the supply of TP and hand soap I had because its now near impossible to grab any unless you literally turn up at 7am opening time.

No u

leftoid seething

yet all our schools, shops and restaurants are closed

I thought it was because of the saying "you know things are fucked when you can't find TP on the shelves" and morons thought "no TP when SHTF? That's probably because TP is valuable when SHTF!" rather than "the lack of common items proves disruption in the supply chain"

I like it. It's the only option, really. I think this is the reason the USA has been slow to test and shut schools down. Corona-chan cannot be contained. This is a world wide shit sandwich and we all have to take a bite.

Well, best case, ABSOLUTE BEST CASE scenario, this start to taper off in September, but March 2021 is MUCH more likely.

nah,they'll just buy the entire EU using WHO and Medical aids. Starting with Italy then Spain.

There simply isnt enough statistics currently.
As far as I under its not likely to be lethal to people under 60.
However, even at 30 you might require ICU and its possible to get as bad as having to oxigenate your blood.
The difference is that your likelihood of recovering from that is a lot bigger at 30 than at 80.
So, its mostly not lethal to young people as long as there is enough ICU beds

Wuhan did that a few times a slight reduction then a big increase

You are completely right. Vitamin D is fundamental. Get it directly from the Sun by standing outside 20 minutes a day ( your face, arms and legs should be exposed) or by vitamin supplementation. I have also heard that vitamin C, zinc and quercetin might help.

Nothing burger general.....

I'll check my sky, user. thanks

>alcohol inhalation

you mean breathing in alcohol fumes? How does it help?