Prince Phillip is Dead

adrenochrome supply shortage is taking so many out, hopefully Soros is next on the list!

Big if true (it’s not)

It’s true prince phillip just flew over my house.

good night sweet prince

posting in a thread

Probably just saw his mutt great grandkid.

Q predicted this, he's not dead just been arrested.

how did he die from autofocus

>implying he'd have anything to do with the NHS

I bet they'll blame the coronavirus for it.

Indeed he is. I wish him all the best.

>NHS
>A member of the royal family

Lmao, you really think THEY get treated by NHS doctors?

fine, here's the text message.

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“If you stay here much longer, you’ll be all slitty-eyed”
- Prince Philip to British students in China, 1986

>Absolutely fucking based

Can just hear him saying that in that refined British accent too. He may be the original #ourguy.

>Yes, hello Your Majesty, I am Doctor Abesh Pooshuwavunan I vill be operating on you today veddy good okay, now you open bobs now sexy veddy sexy lady I love you much okay

Holy shit why do you speak like a nigger?

kek

Taking this with a grain of salt, but if this is true, I apologize in advance

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>You like knowing things

OP is a sperg confirmed

Even if i believed you I still wouldn't care. So kinda redundant.

He actually died right before the Corona outbreak and it was kept under wraps until now.

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wow, pretty shit friend you are
your mate trusts you with literal state secrets and you throw the "did I ask?" memeorino back at him

its true. this is the next step towards the end.

God you're an inconsiderate cunt if true. Friend bothers to give you world first information and you tell him you don't care?

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i mean if he died of the 'rona i would care but this is just some old cuck dying.

Prepare for trouble

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And make it double

>"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
Wuhanpilled

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He's probably from the south

To protect the world from devastation.

How the fuck do you have a uk friend if you are from america? how did you meet him

Imagine being this poor

“In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

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who cares

To subvert all countries to favor our nation

ok nice thx

To unite all people within our nation

Philip, then the Queen, then Charles.

King William V

What the fuck u mean

99% chance of fake and gay.

...

Funeral is going to be so cash. I love all the pomp and ceremony we do over here for coronations and funerals etc. Massive waste of money but i dont care i want to see all that good shit

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Spent two years working in the UK; the was a group of regulars from the pub near our corporate housing. I keep up with a couple of them.

>“If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes,” he remarked to 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986.
>“I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family," he said in 1967 when asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.
>“You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly,” said to a British tourist in Budapest , Hungary in 1993.
>"You managed not to get eaten then?“ he asked a British backpacker who trekked through Papua New Guinea in 1998.
>“We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves,” he said about a trip to Canada in 1976.
>“Aren't most of you descended from pirates?” he asked residents of the Cayman Islands in 1994.
>“Do you still throw spears at each other?” he asked Aboriginal leader William Brin at the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland in 2002.

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Dude suffered from Kuru. Probably didnt get to sip on his baby blood smoothie when he needed it and finally croaked

he churned out some more, he's pretty based

Fake AF, not nearly because the royals use private hospitals not NHS.

>“A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed," he said during the recession in 1981.
>“All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury," he said talking about high taxes in 1963.
>“We go into the red next year... I shall probably have to give up polo," he moaned about the Royal Family's finances on US television in 1969.

>“Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf,” he mused loudly to deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.
>“Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” he told a wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards with her guide dog Natalie in 2002.
>“Do people trip over you?” he asked a wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident in 2002.
>“How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?” he asked mobility scooter user David Miller, a trustee of the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge, in 2012.

I am personally looking forward to queen mummy kate

And half of that 1% is just a lucky guess by OP given how old the prince is

dead ass crown wearing faggot.

Fake if gay

>"British women can't cook," he told the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961.
>“You are a woman, aren't you?” he asked woman in Kenya in 1984.
>“People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans," he said in 2000.
>“Do you have any knickers in that material?” he asked Scottish Tory leader Annabel Goldie in 2010, while they were admiring tartan made for the Pope.
>“I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing,” he said confusingly in 1988 when discussing blood sports.
>"Ah, so this is feminist corner then,“ he asked a group of female Labour MPs whose name badges read "Ms" at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000.
>“Every time I talk to a woman they say I've been to bed with her. Well I'm bloody flattered at my age to think some girl is interested in me,” he said in 2006.
>“I thought it was against the law these days for a woman to solicit," he told a woman solicitor.
>“You're not wearing mink knickers, are you?” Philip ASKS fashion writer Serena French at a World Wildlife Fund gathering in 1993.
>“I would be arrested if I unzipped that dress,” he remarked to a well-wisher during a Diamond Jubilee visit with the Queen to Bromley in Kent.
>"Who do you sponge off?" he asked women at a community centre in Barking and Dagenham in 2015.
>“Yak, yak, yak; come on get a move on," Prince Philip said to the Queen from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994. Her Majesty was talking to her hosts.

>I don't care

The audacity

>"Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant," he said while celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme.
>“Ah you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then? Ha, ha! Well done," he told 14-year old George Barlow who invited the Queen to visit Romford, Essex, in 2003.
>“So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs," he said referring to a 14-year-old member of a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.
>“You could do with losing a little bit of weight,” he told hopeful astronaut Andrew Adams, 13.
>“Holidays are curious things, aren't they? You send children to school to get them out of your hair. Then they come back and make life difficult for parents. That is why holidays are set so they are just about the limit of your endurance,” he told schoolchildren in 2000.
>“You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?” he asked an Australian school orchestra in 2002.

>“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” he asked a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.
>“The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion," he said at the opening of City Hall in 2002.
>“And what exotic part of the world do you come from?” he asked Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick in 1999. “Birmingham,” the MP replied.
>“Only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education," he said when he was made Chancellor of Edinburgh University in November 1953.

Fuck off retard, Prince Philip is based as fuck. Hates niggers, hates Pakis, luvs banter, luvs his Queen. Simple as.

>"You bloody silly fool!" he exclaimed to an elderly car park attendant who who didn't recognise him at Cambridge University in 1997.
>“Oh! You are the people ruining the rivers and the environment," he told three young employees of a Scottish fish farm at Holyrood Palace in 1999.
>“If you travel as much as we do you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort. Provided you don't travel in something called Economy Class, which sounds ghastly,” he said to the Aircraft Research Association in 2002.
>“Are you all one family?” he asked of multi-ethnic dance troupe Diversity at the Royal Variety Performance in 2009.
>“Is it a strip club?” he asked a female Sea Cadet who told him she worked in a nightclub.
>“Why don’t you go and live in a hostel to save cash?” he asked a penniless student in 1998.
>“The Philippines must be half empty, you're all here running the NHS,” he said to a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable University Hospital in February 2016.

How does your friend know about this? Probably just a rumor?

>"Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance," he said, giving advice for a successful marriage in 1997.
>“If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested,” the Prince said of his daughter, Princess Anne, who competed as an equestrian athlete in the 1976 Olympics.
>“It looks like a tart's bedroom,” he said of plans for the Duke and then Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.
>“My son...er...owns them,” he replied after being asked whether he knew the Scilly Isles.
>“Where did you get that hat?” he supposedly said to Queen at her Coronation.
>“It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons,” he said of “primitive” Ethiopian art in 1965.

bro, I'm a young American without kids, I fly to Europe at least 2 or 3 times a year to party and stay in hostels with people from around the world (well, typically just first-world countries), I have 5-10 really good international friends I whatapp with and we have even met up to travel together

Absolutely, unequivocally, based

Good night... sour Prince?

>“You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you," he said to Sir Rennie Maudslay, Keeper of the Privy Purse, in the 1970s.
>“What do you gargle with – pebbles?” he asked Tom Jones after the Royal Variety Performance in 1969. He added later: “It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs.”
>“There's a lot of your family in tonight," he told business chief Atul Patel during a 2009 Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians.
>“Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car is it? We often see it when driving to Windsor Castle,” he told neighbour Elton John after hearing he had sold his Watford FC-themed Aston Martin in 2001.
>“I wish he'd turn the microphone off!” he said of Elton John's performance at the 73rd Royal Variety Show, 2001.
>“Reichskanzler,” Hitler's title, was used by the Prince to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl during a speech in Hanover in 1997.
>"You look like you’re ready for bed!" he told the President of Nigeria who was dressed in traditional robes in 2003.
>"Can you fix my DVD player?" he asked actress Cate Blanchett because she worked “in the film industry” in 2008. “There’s a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?”

Numbers confirm. RIP.

RIP you glorious old school shit poster

>“If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” he said talking about guns shortly after the Dunblane shootings in 1996.
>“People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle," he told survivors of the Lockerbie bombings in 1993.“Any bloody fool can lay a wreath at the thingamy,” he said an interview with Jeremy Paxman in 2006.

>"If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it," he said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
>“Don't feed your rabbits pawpaw fruit – it acts as a contraceptive. Then again, it might not work on rabbits," he advises a Caribbean rabbit breeder in Anguilla in 1994.
>“Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease,” he said during in Australia in 1992 while declining the opportunity to stroke a koala bear.
>“It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!” he said referring to a crocodile he shot in Gambia in 1957.
>“Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'” he told wildlife campaigners in 1965.
>"[Wind farms] are absolutely useless and an absolute disgrace," he told the managing director of a wind farm in 2011.
>“Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species,” he said in Thailand where he was accepting a conservation reward.