>Coronavirus: Isolation for over-70s 'within weeks'
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>Brittany Ferries cancels services
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>Olympic flame handover to be held behind closed doors
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>Coronavirus: Queen's medical students' health service placements halted
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>Premiership Rugby set for 12-week suspension
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Absolute state of aus
Local uni give students a week off cos corona
Everyone is out getting smashed
Me included
Suck my dick coronachan
That's funny. You meme'd it into reality.
Is that a member of the Parashoop Regiment?
>tfw you do your research and you realise that immunity is impossible
Note: WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
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14-Mar: Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Holly shit hahahhaha
Decent optics
Nice photoshop
First Class Old Boy
Its just a nasty cold lad.
B.. B... B... But goyim, there is nothing to worry about
it's a chimera virus that mixes SARS, AIDS and a few other nasty things together. even "mild" infections leave you with permanent organ damage.
You're in denial lad.
KEK +
COLLECT
redpill me on herb immunity
Wish me luck. I am going to Lidl and I am not taking prisoners.
...Firstly...ehem..cough
You can catch a cold more than once lad.
I've had it and its no worse than having a bout of the flu cough dragged on for a few weeks and a few of the lads I work with caught it.
FUCK OFF, KAREN
YOU FUCKING WHORE
CULL THE HERD
If you sprinkle parsley in your knickers you are immune.
Anyone really dissapointed about the herd immunity thing and everyone's non-reaction to how absurd it is? I feel like leaving the country and just starting over.
Kek you went through all that hassle to post links that everyone will ignore
lol the “click and collect” font makes it look like it actually says Cuck and collect
>You can catch a cold more than once lad.
You become immune to a particular strain of rhinovirus once you've had it. You can't catch the same cold twice.
The virgin hider VS the chad herder simple as.
It's from the /cvg/ OP
I've had it and you're a stupid cunt lad. Its fuck all unless you're ill and or old.
I'm not talking about coronavirus you seeping mongoloid.
>I, a presumably relatively young and healthy person, got it and was fine therefore it's just a bad cold.
Submit your findings to a medical journal lad, this is game-changing.
>cuck and collect
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>/cvg/
Be nice to karen
try actually reading the linked articles and papers.
Well I am and you concernfags are fucking boring. KYS.
As above.
spastic
>it's a mega-super-aids bro trus me yo
>source: me
kek, it's just the sniffles grow up
United Kingdom:
Coronavirus Cases:
1,140
Deaths:
21
Recovered:
18
i'm not putting my life on hold for some fucking pandemic, fucking cunts buying all the Doritos.
>Well I am and you concernfags are fucking boring. KYS.
wtf are you even on about lad? you said you can catch a cold more than once, i told you you can't. simple as
F
Why is the government going to put in place legislation to speed up cremations and is planning to make compulsory land seizures for more graveyards if it's just the sniffles?
You can catch a cold twice WTF you on about?
cause they're as retarded as you kek it's just a cold with a fancy name
bongers I posted this in the fake bong thread but would really like your input since there's some based bongbros in that thread over there
what do you think of this with the 30k+ troops going to europe right as it's being locked down?
coincidence?
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herd immunity explained
to reiterate,
Deaths:
21
Recovered:
18
I bet there are no cartridges
>guys it's happening
>it's actually happening
>THE STORM IS HERE AHHHHHHHHH
Retard.
You're a fucking spastic, you know that? A fucking spastic.
hes a yank, what do you expect?
Cant catch the same cold twice until the antibodies that your body uses to fight it are gone which is probably never. Wuflu is different however, many strains and short antibody life we are told
They use clips, not cartridges.
Bad shop but knowing bongland it will happen in a week.
>Did someone say, "Hurd"?
it's causing herd panic
Cunts are prepping and buying more bullets FFS.
>spastic
There's a word I haven't heard/read/said for a long time. Same goes for "stiffy". That popped into my head last night and make me chuckle slightly.
Russell Brand let himsen go.
this is an explanation of 'flattening the curve' you mong
I never said same cold. You can catch a cold many times and you fight it off in 7 to 10 days, longer if you're older or have underlying illnesses.
CV is no different, mutations or not.
kek , i hate normalfaggets
Absolutely based
They prolly won't let you out.
why cant they all be like ainsly lads?
Moaty in a moat
>covid is a cold
You've been brainwashed.
whatever
>just a cold bro
spastic
I didn't say it was you dim cunt.
Wish that cancer would do you in you fucking tard.
covid is LITERALLY a cold though you trollop
the common cold isn't killing more than half the people confirmed to have it (in the UK), and furthermore the common cold doesn't require intensive care in 9 to 10% of cases
and before you say it, even if only one 16th of the people who have a fever, shortness of breath etc get tested for COVID-19, that's still a massive proportion dying