/cvg/ corona virus general #2092

► Detected: 162,386 ► Died: 5,984
>NEWS
Turkey shuts down schools, universities
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Poland shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway. (Source)
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines. (Source)
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait. (Source)
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States. (Source)
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States. (Source)

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,849 (25) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 13, 938 (1209) S. Korea 8,162 (76) Spain 7,753 (1362) Germany 5381 (782) France 4,499 (30) US 3,024 (60) Switzerland 2217 (842) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,205 (96) Sweden 992 (31) Netherlands 959 (12) Belgium 886 (197) Denmark 864 (28) Japan 804 (22) Austria 800 (145) D. Princess 696 (7) Qatar 337 Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Czech Rep. 239 Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Indonesia 107 (5) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Estonia 130 Romania 123 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 36 Hungary 32 Georgia 30 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Maldives 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Martinique 10 Venezuela 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2

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Ooh, my little deadly one, my deadly one, symptoms don’t show up for some time, CARONA!

Ooh, you make my motor run, I know you wan-na kill me even though I’m in my prime, CARONA!

Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills, I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills, my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo! M-m-m-my CARONA...

Come a little closer huh, a-will ya, huh? But don’t get any in my mouth or eyes, CARONA!
Keeping it a mystery, until week three, and so the CDC thinks that we’ll die, CARONA!

Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills, I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills, my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!

M-m-m-my CARONA
M-m-m-my CARONA

When you gonna give to me, that sweet fatigue, body aches and loss of appetite, CORONA!

Is it v-v-vommiting, or d-diharrea, maybe I should eat some bats in CHI-NARONA!

Never gonna stop, give it up, when I feel the chills, I always get it up, for the touch, of something that kills, my, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoo!
M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA

M-m-m-my CARONA...

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CORONA MILK

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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UPDATE NUMBER OF DEATHS FOR NEXT THREAD

80 CONFIRMED DEATHS IN SPAIN!

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Remember while posting information here:

GOOD NEWS = BAD NEWS
BAD NEWS = GOOD NEWS

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MUNICH TODAY
MUNICH TODAY
WE'RE FUCKED
WE'RE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKED

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Hey Romanian hombres, the 26 year old woman from Petroşani that hid the fact that she returned from Italy and infected 3 medics and 3 patients has now recovered! Aren't you happy for her?!

Here's a thought experiment. What would the reaction be if the internet didn't exist? Really gets the noggin joggin

holy shit this is a must read thread
it has sources and everything

>Germany 5381 (782)
What did I miss?

To the user that made this, I love you no homo.
Let's see what happens when she reaches 250K.

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>Fly me to Wuhan
>Let me cough on all the chinks
>Let me see the quarantines
>in a, the rest of the third world
>In other words, just a flu
>In other words, nothingburger

>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, Yas Forums was right

>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, in other words, Yas Forums was right

youtube.com/watch?v=ZEcqHA7dbwM

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#Últimahora del coronavirus

Actualización de datos desde el Ministerio de Sanidad (13.00 horas): se eleva el número de contagios en España a 7.735 y se duplica el número de muertes llegando a 288.

288 DEATHS IN SPAIN NOW (+81)
7735 CASES (+2000)

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Why is pol happy everyone you love will be dead?

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

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We hit 6K bros.

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qlarp bullshit

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WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THEM SOONER

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SA SUGA PULA LA TOTI

Herdskins will go NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRF
The great herd will wipe out the rest of the pathetic humies with their superior genes

ALL OF THE INFECTED HERE CAME FROM FUCKING ITALY REEEEEEE

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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Global contagion level is now over 0.4%. In a week it will be 2%, in two weeks 10% and in three weeks 50%, doubling every 3 days without a full-scale lockdown. We are 48 days from peak happening, on course for 200 million deaths with no sign of it slowing down.

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Someone made even more edited version of your pic

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Poll for/cvg/. How many of your citizens are following the guidelines to prevent the spread?
>Pubs packed last night
>People cramming into grocery stores
>People all still walking about in groups standing close together
Do they ever stop doing this?

Yea, that's likely the first thing she'll do once they release her.

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In other words, in other words
/Poooooooooollllll/ was riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

those 2 niggers right in the front, münchen deserves it.

Based Russian Hacker.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-15/u-k-not-trying-to-contain-coronavirus-singapore-minister-says
Say it isn't so father!

Guess the trip to the US won't happen this year. Will probably get shot because chink.

stop encouraging schizoposting please

SÓLO JODE MI MIERDA ARRIBA

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Hes pimping the numbers

Same here. Italy pozzed us and it pozzed us big time.

Does someone has a link to a full panic video, with all that dropping people, dead people etc.??

Rest in Pizza.

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no comment

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Remind me again how Italy got fucked this hard? People just didn't give two fucks and spread it too much until it was too hard to control? I'm also very curious why countries still let chinks and travelers form China in after this shit was discovered.

dammit i was thinking about waiting to bake
>dead 6,068

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OH NO I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO GET WASTED IN A SMALL PLACE WITH THOUSANDS PEOPLE AT BREATHING DISTANCE OF ME

Media here says deaths have doubled in 24h. We are fucked.

What gun can I get here to protect myself.

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fucking normies

Italy is stopping fucking everything else now, by that logic nothing is healthcare apart from corona lmao

Same. And one who visited Israel. I can't believe our greatest ally did this to us.

east coast bros, wtf is it like over there rn?

damn I think I have it and I want to coof all over them

Guys, what time is it a good idea to start living off of your reserves? I've been doing midday or midnight runs when places are emtpy to avoid people as much as I can and don't want to start too soon to run out too early

Looks like my mother is gonna be the first of my family to go, she had a consistent less-than-90% of oxygen in her blood these days and 37,5° for body temperature. Yesterday she has been told by the meds to just chug up antibiotics, but all of us know she's not gonna get better. She'll probably be hospitalized tomorrow, meaning i'll never see her again afterward.
I should be immensly sad for the tragedy and the hopelessness but i've arrived at a point where i feel nothing anymore, i just want to get over with this.

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F

The tp conundrum and how to make it last longer. are you a folder or a buncher

RIP

Denmark doesn't have 28 deaths? It's 2 deaths

Florida is fucked, glad I bunkered down in January.
Why anyone is still flying or cruising is beyond me, boomercaust is a go!

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So I've noticed the overton wondow has shifted and the normies have accepted that this WILL affect their lives, but are still in denial about it tapering off at September at the earliest.

They think it'll be two weeks of quarantine and then back to the grind!

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WHEN I SAY OLYMPICS

YOU SAY ON SCHEDULE

OLYMPICS

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IS THE UK TRAVEL BANNED ???

I THOUGHT THEY WERE EXCEMPT....

Oh shit thanks, now I have the correct one. Thanks for spotting that

Just replace the orkz with norfz and it's fucking perfect, fits the /herdz/ theme just right

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>those Swiss numbers

I guess this means we'll be singing on our balconies one week from now. Imagine the horror.

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>The massive influx of normies, crossboarders and IT'S JUST FLU faggots

I hope the virus gets rid of them, i want my peace and quiet back.

>tf swiss
>stay in japan until july
>won't have a home country in a few weeks

Where should I go next ? China looks safe.

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Germany is an extremely retarded country, no one even considers taking it seriously.

yeah because they cant abort it later

>italy

slingshot + pebbles

once you go full lockdown

50% of cases in norway came from austria, how come there are so few actual cases there?

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This happening is going to be us watching all the old people die..

Kinda sad desu

Im Just gonna leave this right here....
and slowly walk the door to the parking lot

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>why the fuck not? social distancing for everyone except the minimum wage slaves checking groceries for retarded panic shoppers?
They can control entry to grocery stores with the national guard like they would during a natural disaster and thus limit the spread but shutting down grocery stores is not practicable.

Why have a bunch of famous people in Ausfailia got Corona Virus and why does it seem to have little impact on them?

>Italy is about to collapse

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>China looks safe.
Ayyy fucking lel

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Listening to it in my head and it sounds magnificent. Sorry for mistaking you with czechia btw

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GOOD LUCK NIPPON

Am I reading this wrong or did a two inch tall man perpetrate this crime?

Forgot link
youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

F, sad to hear this bro.

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Not anymore from what I see.

At least you got those mountains and lakes to look at.

Makes me wonder about our healthcare system's internal talks.

>I'm also very curious why countries still let chinks and travelers form China in after this shit was discovered.

Chinks spent the last 10 years buying tons of politicians ans businessmen here in the west, and they're afraid to go against their chink overlords. Trudeau has made it a point to suck China's dick over the USA's and now we're reaping the whirlwind. It'd fuck us hard but I hope Trump closes the border to teach libshits a lesson.

HERD

HERD

HERD

HERD

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Go watch some hentai japanon

They are just ahead of us, everyone will be like them in a few days.

This is the price you pay for being a weabo

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NORFZ
NORFZ
NORFZ
NORFZ

>NUMBERS ARE NOT REAL, ITS MUCH FUCKING WORSE THAN WE THINK, LOTS OF YOUNG PEOPLE WILL DIE, THE OLD ARE LEFT FOR DEAD.

Could be LARP, but I'm not sure- you decide.

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2000 NEW CASES IN SPAIN, 100+ DEAD

THE LOCKDOWN WAS TOO LATE, THIS IS US IN A FEW WEEKS

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>A jap
>Thinking China is safe
Kek

who here /KommSüsserTod/ 24/7?

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Normies WANT two (or more) weeks of isolation. People working from home have already been "shamed" for completing their work early and then chilling out or walking the dog.

+3 on Guam :/
postguam.com/news/local/breaking-news-governor-announces-cases-of-covid--on-guam/article_6d03345e-6696-11ea-b123-43a1b163f2ba.html

God help you brother

You're about to get a visit from THE HERD

So,

I've been prepped for weeks now, my job is giving us collective leave so I have nothing to do but stay at home. Took my GF to work today and stopped by the sports store to buy a kettlebell since I was already out of the house. I don't want to go to my gym because I don't want to catch a bug, situation here isn't dire but the worst is yet to come according to my sources.

>THERE WERE NO KETTLEBELLS

No bars, no plates, no dumbells, no kettlebells. No free weights of any kind except some gay ass light dumbells and weighted vests, which I already have. People bought all the weights. I had to go to another shop to get one and it was the only one left. This is getting out of hand.

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What can Japan even do here? Both options will fuck it over big time. Cancel the Olympics and all that money you invested will go down the drain and so will its economy. Don't cancel it and it gets pozzed into oblivion and it'll pozz countless other countries as well once it's over.

machine translated because it wasn't worth the effort doing it by hand, 2 inches refers to hair length

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On sched- *coof* *coof* -dule! Olypmicooooofs!

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please keep posting as much as you can

forza

i'm using worldometer

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>China looks safe

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yes, Drumpfelstein banned them yesterday

you misspelled "your governement"

I wish Ebola was this infectious
Corona is way too soft

OOOOF

Lovely

mild panic/non preppers getting mad at preppers

This could be like the anti-WW1 for England. This time the strong survive.

user, that's both Yas Forums and some posters here
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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Sorry to hear that user, my condolences

Like half of your population is poortuguese toilet cleaners, spic dishwashers and Italian waiters. Just bite the bullet and you'll be hailed as heroes once the mediterranean vermin is finally annihilated.

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Should have quarantined and closed borders like El Savador, zero cases.

Not if it lasts forever, or they kill the baby themselves (like it should be).

he's swiss you fucktard, there are no japs on this board.

>shitalians singing on balconies like retards

Why can't those annoying hyperactive idiots just sit on their asses and be silent? Does an Italian die if he/she doesn't behave like a loud monkey for even a second?

>Atomization

kek

Any based fellow herders ITT?

can someone give me the toilet paper copypasta about using a roll a day

>a relative died (not from corona, mind you) and parents are going to funeral in monday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be Asian
>use masks
>epidemic is controlled
>be everyone else
>bitch about how using masks will raise its price and damage hospitals
>epidemic turns pandemic

He's also, allegedly, pulsating.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969

OH NO NO NO

CHINA GOT TOO COCKY

SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE
SECOND WAVE
>SECOND WAVE

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People here are avoiding gyms. Cause they are filthy. Still going night clubbing though. Go figure.

It's reposted from Spanish user from previous thread, no confirmation but it does seem legitimate

i hate all of this
it took three months to just wreck us. we're absolutely finished.

Damn.

WHY ARE JAPAN'S NUMBERS SO FUCKING LOW??? ARE THEY LYING??
日本の相棒たち、なぜ嘘いますか?

>me rn lads

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well, what were the spanish flu years like?
this time at least some people got the advance warning and took it seriously

Fuck, sorry to hear that user. F

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I'm sorry for your current and future losses.

robot soldiers would 100% end individual freedom.

visir.is/g/202020015d/fyrstu-nidurstodur-benda-til-thess-ad-eitt-prosent-landsmanna-se-med-veiruna
>first big screening results indicate that around 1% of Iceland is infected
>half of those infected display no symptoms
Oh no, we're too late

These people have all been infected

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>BoJo is creating his own WAAAGH! to fight the virus
Based

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Even poos are scared

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>Singing
but why? To lift the spirits of the soon-to-be dead?

Triaging is a very real thing, and it's absolutely legal.

>Triage (/ˈtriːɑːʒ, triˈɑːʒ/) is the process of determining the priority of patients' treatments based on the severity of their condition.
>Under the utilitarian model, triage decisions are aimed to maximize the most benefits to the most people possible.
>During disaster scenarios, this approach is further complicated and may not be entirely possible.
>Using this approach implies that some individuals may likely suffer or perish in order for the majority to survive. Triage officers must allocate limited resources and weigh an individual's needs with the population as a whole.

mods better sticky again for tomorrow

My normie guardians got REALLY angry when I started wearing a mask and I’m afraid they’re going to raid my room or kick me out, what should I do guys?

I get that a lot of people larp on here, but I've got a feeling that isn't a larp. Is it bad that thought actually scares me? After years of getting pissed at larpers for faking good info that this might be the reality?

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>ARE THEY LYING??
Yes and not testing. They want the olympics to happen on schedule.

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=bnWPZidpaAE

IT CAN NO LONGER BE CONTAINED. THIS IS THE END GAME!

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SHE GOT THAT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE ABOUT TO SEX HER

Ebola killed way too quickly, even if it was this infectious it wouldn't have spread as far
also people's wouldn't be going "it's just a flu" and taking it easy if the disease was causing people to explode into blood fountains, so that would limit the infections too

I'm really sorry, user.

That's Ireland you fucking retard

Mate, we’re fucked if this thing lasts till September, no Western nation could endure this.

あなたは私のことについてちょうどファックしていましたか、あなたは小さな雌犬ですか?私はネイビーシールで私のクラスの一番上を卒業したことを知っています。私はアルクエダの秘密の襲撃に数多く関与しています。私はゴリラ戦で訓練されており、私は全米軍の一番の狙撃兵です。あなたは私のものではなく、もう一つの目標です。私はこの地球上でこれまでに見たことのないような精密さであなたを拭き取ってくれるでしょう。あなたは、インターネットで私にそのことを言ってもらえると思いますか?もう一度考えてください。私が話しているように、私は米国のスパイの秘密ネットワークに連絡しています。あなたのIPは現在襲っています。あなたの人生と呼ぶ哀れな小さなことを払拭する嵐。あなたは死んでいるよ、子供。私はいつでも、いつでもどこにでもいることができます。私は700以上の方法であなたを殺すことができます。それは私の素手だけです。私は非武装の戦闘で徹底的に訓練されているだけでなく、米国海兵隊の兵器庫全体にアクセスできます。あなたの惨めなお尻を大陸の顔から拭き取るために私はそれを完全に使用します。もしあなただけがあなたの小さな「賢い」コメントがあなたを倒そうとしていた、どんな不信な報復を知っていたのであれば、たぶんあなたはあなたの舌を抱えていたでしょう。しかし、あなたができなかった、あなたはしなかった、そして今あなたは価格を支払っている、あなたはばかだ。私はあなたの上に激しい怒りを吹き込み、あなたはそれで溺れるでしょう。あなたは死んでいる、キッド。
and dont talk to me or my son ever again.

Ditto.

newspapers literally said it was just a flu bro

Don't worry, you'll know for sure in two weeks and it's too late to escape into the woods if you haven't prepared.

It's the same everywhere, people are spoiled NPCs. MUST FAKE SOCIALIZATION

yeah I bet they shat themselves

What’s the best medicine to get? Already have expectorant and cough drops. Looking for something to help me sleep.

Just bought 60$ dick growth pills on the internet for the coronavirus. Even though Im 22 yr old and have a 7 inch benis I think they'll work.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED

Best wishes to her, hope she can learn from her mistakes and become a better person

Stay strong.

>twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969
NO CCP NUMBA 1

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yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssssss

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youtube.com/watch?v=z_yY7w8VA7Y

kek, just a flu

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IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING

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guess it's time to climb those mountains and stay there.

Get ready bro, in 2 weeks we’ll be told to stay inside for a month.

I'm sorry user. This image is the best I can do to help. Good luck.

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It's fine austria-user, as long as you keep posting these edits then it's all good. These are genuinely good as well

2nd Wave hitting China, becoming a political problem. Brits intentionally spreading due to Boris selling out to Nurgle, SECOND WAVE INCOMING PREPARE FOR THE NORFZ

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>1% of iceland
So one person?

Really sounds like a larp to me.

Market tip. Stock pile vegete. If Tom Hanks lives, retards are going to buy literal tons of it.

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Do you plan to fuck the virus to death?

>literally who twitter
>chink language with fake translation

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Japan has the strongest civism in the world and took the appropriate measure right away so it's not that surprising.

Get cancer and die.

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Yeah but that was because of the war and wanting to minimize panic. Also soldiers took it everywhere, also health infrastructure was even more unable to handle it and all the poors lived in houses with like 12 people. This won't be as bad as the Spanish Flu

>his time at least some people got the advance warning and took it seriously

people in this country at least are beyond help with their level of retardation
despite government warnings, thousands of young people went out into the pubs and clubs over the weekend

No joke guys they were furious what should I do there was a confirmed case at my uncles work he said if he’s got it there’s nothing I can do so I should take off the mask what do I do.

More than 100 dead Spaniards in 24h.
We’re dead, we’re all fucking dead

They are fucking lying. If they come clean they will have to cancel the Olympics just like the CCP must cancel manufacturing. Lots of money to lose.

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WHO'S READY FOR THE EXPLOSION OF NATIONALISM AND THE DEATH OF GLOBALISM?

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A week, at most. And we fucking need it. Almost nobody is taking this epidemic seriously.

Imagine what the true numbers were in china.....

TEDROS HAS ANNOUNCED ERUOPE AS EPICENTRE OF THE OUTBREAK

TEDROS IS A CHINESE SHILL

DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

RT AND COMMENT ON TWITTER AND NORMIES WILL PICK UP ON IT TOO

WAVE 2 IS ALREADY STARTING

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969

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This is more apocalyptic than I thought. I heard about letting the old die, but Jesus Christ.

yea china needs to be glassed.

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same here. Just be nice. They’re gonna start saying they saw this coming all along and it’s your fault for panicking. It is what it is.

Just looking at this pic gave me nausea.

>underage sister sneaked out to eat in a restaurant with her girlfriends
>the restaurant is owned BY FUCKING ITALIANS
>Me and my parents are gonna die fora bowl of spaghetti
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

they have uncle benis in yurop? interesting

Stay strong bro, really mean it

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the death of us all

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sorry bro

Can't wait. Fuck you Clown World!

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SWEDEN
YES
YES
YES

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godspeed italian fren

Think about it though, so many people who should be dead are kept alive by the healthcare system. Now that it’s straining and close to collapse those people will probably be allowed to die.

>just chug up antibiotics
This kind of mindset lead to a much faster emergence of superbugs.

Our main problem is our government, if they start directly enforcing quarantine then we're going to look like a combination of Ukraine and Syria except nobody has a side.

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Any European country number updates today yet?

reminder new baker needed

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How will the world punish China for their incompetence?

100% all for it

Can you translate for us herr Chang ?

How old is Zeng!?

Fuck, on Friday every boomer at my job was still in denial about all this. Saying its just a flu or that X amount die more from other viruses/problems. When will this denial fade? After this weekend or next?

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I can't imagine what are you feeling right now. The best thing that i can say is to stay strong for the rest of your family. They will need you as much as you will need them.
I will pray for a miraculous recovery if this is not the case then I will pray for a painless end.

well I did say some people
the exact number of that "some people" will highly fluctuate

top kek
that's how you get coronavirus

>weeks
lmao lad I give you 5 days

I got this shit the second time now on Friday 21 o'clock.
I used 5mg Ritalin every 4 hours. Or I use the Adult Medikinet 10mg Retard, which is the same.
Also took 5 - 6 Liter of:

8-9 soluble Vitamin C tablets + Zink, Selen, Vitamin D3

2 Tablets of Magnesium +B-Komplex, Vitamin C&E.

This second time I had a light pain in my left side thorax, when lying on my back, for half a day now. Almost gone now.

The first time I got it It took 4 days to be gone, this time it probably also 4 days.

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ベイスドと赤のピルヅいます

Dafuq. F Fren.

Wait, a SARS-COV-2 positive blood test? First time I ever heard of that. This virus only gets curiouser

Well of fucking course. Just fucking nuke China already. Nuke it off the face of the earth. Just fucking do it already!

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checked

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see

Even if it were true there wouldn't be any way to confirm, people know people and info is leaked like this all the time

Fucking people selling out to Nurgle in the most critical times

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THIS

they wont try to provoke anything outwardly besides quietly withdrawing investments and speeding up the process of moving manufacturing as soon as possible

China relaxed the quarantine measurements, unless you think that they they have also developed vaccine by now, second wave is just inevitability
this isn't anything surprising tho, it's not really feasible to keep everyone locked up until vaccine is developed, so just saying fuck it, let peasants die, survivors will be immune is extremely CCP way of doing thing
besides, slowly allowing new infections happen is honestly probably the best way to minimize deaths until summer hopefully stops the pandemic

Us in half an hour or so. I reckon about 400 new at least, likely 550

Oh my

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OH NONONONONONO

CORONA-CHAN GANBARE!!!

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Is impaling still a thing in romania?

The government is just not testing
To get tested, you need to have had a close contact with the confirmed infected, or have had high fever of 37,5 or over for at least four days
Otherwise you'd be denied to be tested even if you want to be

twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1239173717080657921

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>Thousands of runners have taken part in the Bath Half Marathon, despite concerns over the coronavirus pandemic.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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spain
twitter.com/elmundoes/status/1239176390890737664
+ 2000 cases in Switzerland

this is what many were waiting for. the chance to destroy (((chosen))) grip over the world by ruining their status quo and lynching them in the chaos when they lack power and are just as vulnerable as anyone else.

that feel when our girls are smart enough not to whoring themselfes out to niggers, but they still fuck everything up.

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I go to a gym that's open 24/7 and uses fingerprint ID to get in, so I guess I could use it in the wee hours of the night. They also have desinfectant on hand to use on weights and benches, but they might run out of that now given the situation. All in all I could stay reasonably safe even if I went but total lockdown is imminent IMO and it's just a matter of time before they close it. I wouldn't touch a night club with a 10 m pole right now though, even when I normally go they are filthy.

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SWEDEN YES! Time to ban sweden and any country who does this now.

Move industries away from there and no longer investing.

>couldn't distinguish red from orange on a tiny pixelated image

not like it matters, you're all noguns anyway

at least you can arm yourselves with a dildi duct-taped to a long stick lmao

We’re not testing now though are we?

>so just saying fuck it, let peasants die, survivors will be immune is extremely CCP way of doing thing
uh that's literally what we are doing

OLD WOMEN
WARNING
OLD WOMEN

My condolences, Italianon.

Really doubt that user. I've been there in September and Tokyo's density is insane, it would be impossible to have such low numbers considering most of my Jap normie friends on Instagram are still out partying a lot without any masks inside bars/restaurants.
Hope you're right tho desu

USA is the only one with atomization level Ke

MUH HERD IMMUNITY GUV'NOR

...pero bien jodidos

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Tumbling down
Tumbling down

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>Raising white birth rates
Yep, Coronavirus is pretty based.

glod bless you all, fratello

Fuck her shit up, it's the only way. Or steal her wallet/phone

>Spain 7,753 (1362) Germany 5381 (782)
are these numbers correct? wtf

hahaha what a joke, I can't believe there rose governments than ours

Everyone should unite against chinks after this shit show is over.

>the weak die big deal

>fake translation
hello where is the proofs :DDD

>OH NO NOT THE BOOMERINOS

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holy fuck, you'll be worse off than us in less than 10 days.

I can't fathom how your government itends to handle this pandemic by doing fuck all

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Only those who end up in hospital. Testing is pointless now though anyway, it's death count that matters.

you're pretty much commies at this point as well.

not seeing videos of overcrowded tokyo hospitals and panicked japanese doctors (yet) is probably more because of the populace taking it upon themselves to take measures (everyone with masks on, distancing) than their gov

The longer time passes the more of these fucking countries shy or just straight up refuse to report the number of cases just points to the cause of them just wanting it spread further

Niggers abort way more than whites dummy.
Free abortions would be a good thing for whites.

I've turned down getting laid like 39 times because of this. If you guys are wrong, I'm gonna kms

Hence why Leo is about to shut down the pubs.

Testing in hospitals, not community testing

Netherlands had 6.000 infected, says director of publoc health services.
rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056941/ggd-chef-al-6000-mensen-besmet-met-coronaviurs

Mi dispiace compare

Chinks don't have choice being being fucked by CCP, you voted for this

Retards

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>half of those affected have no symptoms
Yea, obviously. they estimate as much as 70% of people who get the virus are asymptomatic, or have such short and mild symptoms they dont even call their doctor let alone go in and get tested. This thing is much more widespread than people think, but its also much less deadly given that selection bias is heavily at play here

Japs are obviously lying and hiding true numbers. Just like they do with crime statistics.

ching chang chang yang mao chin chong chung ying ong chang ching ching yoo

>Could be LARP
they've been saying that our hospitals are the brink of collapse for 2-3 days now.
Of course they won't admit fair and square that your grandma was left to choke to death on television, the relatives would go apeshit.
Poeple get mad at doctors even during normal times.

truly the normie holocaust

You can vote the Tories out of existence if you want to, unlike the chink peasantry.

>Dr. Fauci
The same guy who has been downplaying it every news conference now wants a shut down?
Things are fucked

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I miss hockey

fuck the chinese

Meanwhile we are in the North here and there are zero restrictions, it doesn't matter what you guys do we are on an island lmao

i'm just going by worldometer numbers
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

just go when there is minimal traffic, i have been going at 11am for the last week when there is like 4 of us and just disinfect all the equipment and open all the windows to create propuh if they havent done it already

What is the world going to look like in two weeks' time?

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>twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239183215161683969

YES, YES, YES!!!!!

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EU is kill

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rose? worse*

She learned that she can get away with knowingly putting people's lives in danger

dudeeeeee in parethesis are the dead people, not the fucking positives of the day

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May the Lord have mercy
Be strong, user

H E R D

Yes, we are fucked.

the exact same probably because the quarantine will still be in effect

based UK
soon when oyu are all inmune you'll be able to go around the globe raping and pillaging again

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I miss football.

First case in japan was more than 2 months ago.
Hospitals would be full like in Italy.
Don't underestimate how hygienic regular japs are. And the measures were strong and respected.

It's like this around the world. Too many have come down with stupid