Who else /lovingthecrisis/?

>travel normies btfo
>foodie normies btfo
>gym normies btfo
>party normies btfo
>rat race/conference/workshop normies btfo
>because all of this normies have nothing to talk about
>they make desperate attempts at still getting social media attention
>normies look panicked instead of smug
>streets almost empty
>shops empty
>/nightwalk/
>night sky is starting to clear because less light and industrial pollution

Please God make it last longer. Only God knows how amazing it would be if all of these people would be dead instead of just hiding in their homes.

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Based

have sex you fucking incel

Get corona, normie.

Yes

I AM

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I have to admit, I’m feeling so comfy.
But there’s optimism here. The gym is still full of thots.
In a few days I can have the place to myself.
I’m just about to drive to my favorite coffee shop, that is most likely empty.
This is my time.

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thatd be cool, but literally nothing is different here. I can see why people are calling it a nothing burger. But being able to stay home would be nice

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I’ve been enjoying it. They have no actual interests or hobbies and watching them panic and talk about how they have nothing to do since sports ball was canceled. I’ve got years of books, comics, vidya, and tons of supplies. I could probably live out my days without ever leaving my house/yard and be entirely content.

All of this shit has been force closed by the government here. The border is closed. Shitskins and chink tourists can't even enter. We are literally in ethnostate mode right now. Fuck it feels better than anything I have ever experienced. Closed borders is an amazing feeling. I would rather live in poverty than have the government open the borders again.

hope you’re still enjoying it in a months time when raider gangs visit your home to take your shit

me op. now just my shitwork has to close down too and i can live finally corona neet lifestyle again.

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No more access to instant validation and all their dopamine releases. What happens when they go through full fledged dopamine withdraw because of this?

I just hope humanity gets kicked back to the stone ages thanks to corona.

>>because all of this normies have nothing to talk about
>>they make desperate attempts at still getting social media attention

I wouldn't know I don't have social media nor am I near normies to even know that they have nothing to talk about (only people that have contacted me are my parents) but it seems you do... NORMIE

And I wouldn't even blink an eye if the government assassinated the jews and shitskins that are calling for open borders right now.

>What happens when they go through full fledged dopamine withdraw because of this?
This will be funny

the ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶m̶ corona is coming lads

I don't have it, but I already saw news about normies advising each other how to cope with depression. If they can't brag about travelling to some shithole or attending some bullshit workshop, what are they going to post about? Their worthless thoughts?

>Qschizos irrelevant because of a REAL happening
bless you Corona-chan

Being edgy, just makes you look autistic.

>I could probably live out my days without ever leaving my house/yard and be entirely content.
In that case you are as pathetic as those normies; for you have no ambition, and merely substitute the pleasure of watching a football game to the one of reading comics

Yeah bro, I'm loving it, I've bought everything I ever need for the coming months if things get even worse. I'm reaching levels of comfy that shouldn't even be possible. The worse the situation gets, the better the eventual outcome will be.

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Seething normalshit detected, you will kill yourself in a month's time.

Based fellow comfy user. I tried partying and realized it's just an excuse to get free drugs. Tried social outings and realized it's just an excuse to waste time with meaningless small talk. I have a friend who goes out somewhere practically every night and when he's stuck at home for one day with the flu or something he says he's going mad being stuck indoors all day. I feel like I've mentally conditioned myself to handle any lock down.

Sometimes I fantasize the streets are on fire outside and the world is descending into chaos but I'm safely tucked away in bed where nothing can harm me.

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I’m going to soon, the current shipping facility I work at had six incidents with workers being hauled out in ambulances after being confirmed with the Virus. And not only will my work get shut down, but every asshole that ordered toilet paper from our website is going to get it now too.

Enjoy the Coronavirus coated TP bitches!!!

PS pic related...

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Crisis? What crisis?
I was already in self isolation anyway!

Not as autistic as using a comma the way you did, nigger.

Imagine having a job, couldn't be me

I love the irony on display here.

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The MEEK/NEET shall inherit the earth

It does feel good, but it will eventually return to normal in like 6 monts-1 year

wait is night walking ok?

One can just hope the economic damage is terminal.

>gym normies btfo
>he doesnt have a full gym setup in his home

you disgust me, you mightaswell be the normie here

As a NEET the least I can do is go to the gym and improve my body along with other forms of self improvement. These government bastards are taking that from me.

This is not a boogaloo, this is not a crisis to love. This is a draconian crackdown by globalist governments and you fucking retards are praising it. Just wait till they weld your door shut

So far it is here. But it won't be when the full lockdown happens, which is most likely days away. Right now is a good time, but a full lockdown will also be comfy.

Do white liberals REALLY buy toilet paper from a book company?
What's wrong with Costco?

think about what will actually happen when mass starvation hits in from the economic collapse. it will be worse than in '29, since if gasoline supply is out, people cant just go back to plowing the field anymore, even if they did, they cant make enough food. its going to be a fucking massacre by God

And then you NEET incel faggots would be dead once there were no more Hot Pockets and all the video gayme servers shut down.

Nothing about the modern society or economy is worth defending. It's an abomination on Earth and I truly hope with all my heart that mother nature will smite it down with full force. Pointlessly lifting irons around is just as retarded and masturbatory as fucking Tinder roasties in their ass while on cocaine and wearing Airpods.

>muh ambition

my main revelation from this pandemic is how stupid I was to think building a life in this clownworld brownworld was a worthwhile endeavor.

If I make it through this, all my remaining resources will be dedicated to laying a foundation for my place in the new world to come.

I just want my VR to arrive on time to play Half Life Alyx, but with all this shit going on I think it's a battle that's already lost.

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The package will have Corona-chan as a free gift from the factory workers.

>The Under-Man is unconvertible. He will not bow to the new truth, because he knows that the new truth is not for him. Why should he work for a higher civilization, when even the present civilization is beyond his powers ?


>What the Under-Man wants is, not progress, but regress, regress to more primitive conditions in which he would be at home. In fact, the more he grasps the significance of the new eugenic truth, the uglier grows his mood. So long as all men believed all men potentially equal, the Under-Man could delude himself into thinking that changed circumstances might raise him to the top. Now that nature herself proclaims him irremediably inferior, his hatred of superiority knows no bounds.

>This hatred he has always instinctively felt. Envy and resentment of superiority have ever been the badges of base minds. Yet never have these badges been so fiercely flaunted, so defiantly worn, as today. This explains the seeming paradox that, just when the character of superiority becomes supremely manifest, the cry for levelling "equality" rises supremely shrill. The Under-Man revolts against progress! Nature herself having decreed him uncivilizable, the Under-Man declares war on civilization.

>These are not pretty facts. But we had better face them, lest they face us, and catch us unawares. Let us, then, understand once and for all that we have among us a rebel army the vast host of the unadaptable, the incapable, the envious, the discontented, filled with instinctive hatred of civilization and progress, and ready on the instant to rise in revolt.

----"The revolt against civilization : the menace of the under man"

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>women all freaked out & looking for strong men
>freebies like the $20 korg app
>steam sale soon
>astral pro free till may
>excuse to buy camping stuff

I'm loving it.

If you don't work you are just going to be fat and depressed, user. You need to be in top shape for the boogaloo, or you won't last two seconds.

noice

Based AF. How does one avoid becoming an underman?

When you feed the modern global economy, you feed your own death. It's normal to feel absolute dread when working in a feminist shitskin office, because that's what the big bucks investors want. It's normal to feel dread when every little pocket of land has been turned into an overpopulated playground for shitskins and chinks. Hitler would cry if he saw today's Europe. You would have to be batshit crazy to think that is the way forward.

Playtime is over. Time to get to work, bud.

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Based.
Anyone who doesn't love Corona-chan doesn't belong here and needs to leave.
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!

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Agree

It's beginning to have the effect of pealing back the abnormality of normie life and forcing comfy community.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

If you really think building your strength and physique is as pointless as fucking tinder roasties, than you really are lost.

Besides that the corona virus is not going to tear down our society in some exciting or hype way. It is literally just paving the way for the ZOG to fully instill the police state. Every single one of you is retarded for being excited about fucking nationwide quarantines over the flu

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I'm okay with dying after I finished playing.

will probably have to move our wedding it’s in late April

And my bachelor party is probably cancelled in early April

And our honeymoon will probably be moved from late May (to japan)

I guess yeah, it’s a win for the people with nothing in their lives for sure

>be introverted
>constantly being forced to extroverted normie shit at school and work
Why yes, I do want them to suffer a little.

Also imagine all the relationships that would be strained and crash and burn because couples will actually have to spend all their time together inside with no vacations and parties.

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>forcing comfy community
What do you mean? A welfare state? Welfare is one of the highest form of social control. The globalist zionist (etc etc) overlords are having a fucking field day with this flu.

I also guarantee this will not red pill a single normie. All of my older relatives just shill out what they hear on msnbc or fox. all of my normie friends just shill what they hear from the CDC and twitter. This shit is not good

Think about all the single career roasties who will lose their useless office jobs. What will they do? Post sob instagram stories? Most have no savings, won't be able to afford their overpriced makeups or girls night out memes.

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