Are Americans literally retarded?
Post your best American toilet paper memes here
Bentley Young
Parker Wilson
What phenotype is that?
Dylan Green
Amerimutt
Cooper Gutierrez
>goes to bulk warehouse
>buys in bulk
>this is stupid
Ryder Morales
As soon as I heard about toiler paper shortages a week or so ago I went to the store to get a pack before they sold out.
Jordan Myers
Tyler Bell
Amerimutt in its natural habitat gloating over its prize. (2020 - Colorized)
Isaiah Butler
She isnt buying anything wrong tho. Bulk items full of food for the next few weeks with one package of toilet paper.
What's wrong with this other the fact everybody shouldve prepped months ago.
Kayden Jenkins
Riveting tale
Tyler King
This
Juan Stewart
they don't sell 4 ounce jars of peanut butter or single rolls of toilet paper in warehouse stores.
Jace Sanders
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Ryder Gomez
I live in a 20k pop town in Quebec. There is a single grocery store in town. Aisles are filled to the brim with food. Go to pharmacies, hand sanatisers on deck with aisles filled with toilet papers.
Feels good man. We're not retarded burgers here.
Jose Moore
Jacob Robinson
Ogre de las Americas
Nolan Thompson
Some do? The fuck you acting like you been to every store in the US lol.
Cooper Fisher
Canadian grocery stores can never keep enough peanut butter in stock
Julian Hughes
52%
Bentley Rodriguez
reminder that she doesn't have to pay a cent for that, but we do
USA USA USA
James Edwards
im pretty sure that is a paper towel in her cart
Josiah Bell
It's not just the Americans.
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Germans have been seen chimping out as well.
Ayden Roberts
No No No! those are paper towels
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Michael Torres
Shartius maximus martii
Christopher Williams
if the taiwanese see our ability to buy in excess as "retarded" then they truly are jealous
Levi Fisher
>acting like you know how many stores someone has been in
ashkenazi, the post.
Ryan Long
dios mio
Adam Edwards
Most Mexican women are fat goblins
Logan Gray
No need for toilet paper ms. During this time of need, She can use my tongue for all her toiletry needs
...if you get what I mean.
Ryan Diaz
based
Angel Rogers
Weres Jeb in OP's pic?
Jordan Kelly
based
Hunter Bennett
Cant wait for china to take world control, bet king xi would treat you better than the us
Grayson Nguyen
Ian Butler
One roll per day? Shut your asshole, cocksucker
Lucas Barnes
Asians put water on their ass. American buy paper to put on ass but not food haha
Blake Anderson
You can call me stupid but I don't give a shit,why are people mass buying like this? It's fucking hoarding if you ask me,you don't need like 10 packs of toilet paper(I'm not talking about pic related), you'd probably need 4 at least. There's no reason to prepare unless you get sick and quarantine your self,it would probably be the best thing to happen to your bitch ass ignorant people
Jackson James
Nicholas Cox
Honestly youtu.be
Jackson Turner
>literally two packs of toilet paper and then a cart full of food
Lol okay retard actually hang yourself right now
Isaac Lewis
Anthony Jenkins
Benjamin Ross
AMERICAN FOOD PYRAMID SAYS YOU MUST SHIT MINIMUM 7 TIMES PER DAY
Anthony Murphy
Mrs. Cornholio..she owns all the tp for your bunghole
Blake Carter
latin mountain troll
Isaiah Moore
Yes. I work at a grocery store in a ~16k town and the boomers line up at the doors by 5am when we open at 6.
It’s kind of fun to see the old ladies side eye me when I just start coughing and sniffling, which granted is due to all the dust in the unclean store.
Levi Rogers
anything is toiletpaper if you try hard enough
Bentley Flores
Based and TPPilled.
Asher Cook
Levi Murphy
The keyword was warehouse. Basically Costco types.
Small chains like Safeway’s subsidiaries definitely sell individual rolls, but the Kroger i’m at doesnt. If you were wondering.
Jacob Taylor
>imagine being a namefag AND thinking people give a fuck about your overposted tired redddit meme or the opinion you posted with it
Cameron Moore
Why bother with tp when you can just wipe and wash in the laundry?
Kevin Campbell
californian
Christopher Roberts
GEORGIA STATE SUMMONS 2000 NATIONAL GUARD UNITS ITS HAPPENING
John Diaz
La Goblina Atrocidad Americana
Aiden Morales
based toilet pasta
Noah Brown
Jebs wife type
Gavin Gonzalez
spotted the nigger.
>THE FUCK YOU SAYIN LIKE YOOZ BEEN TO EVRY STO NIGGA
god damn do you realize how bone shatteringly stupid you fucking look and sound?
Joshua Hill
I’ve been wiping it on my face is it noticeable?
Kayden Martinez
that trolley load is probably a months rations for a village over there
Benjamin Roberts
As if you can afford to buy meat in Canada.
David Baker
Alexander Harris
lmao nice cope... it's almost as if you've forgotten we all know about your in-store prices
Samuel Diaz
Jason Thompson
How much shit do you guys eat that would require more than two squares to properly wipe your ass after a dump?
Parker Baker
Fuck that. I'm not rationing down to 1 roll per day.
Connor Robinson
lol
Jordan Lewis
Toilet Paper in English Gematria equals: 822:
Moshiach Ben David 964 822 137 225
LOOKS LIKE PEOPLE WANT MOSHIACH
DAVID TO APPEAR. I HIGHLY DOUBT HE
WANTS TO BE YOUR TOILET PAPER.
Elijah Baker
lol its a spic anchor dropper
Kevin Myers
She’s why I don’t get married
Luke Campbell
Mmm yes yess *slurrrrp* a pungent and meaty batch indeed my dear, is that....a hint of corn syrup and twinkies I detect? Oh my dear... you really are spoiling me today!
Benjamin Bell
She is obvi at Costco. Most people who shop at Costco are normie fatsos. Wrh look at all the sugar based items in that cart.
Adam Cook
How fat are you?
Xavier Peterson
That’s a goblina in America
Josiah Perry
Texas right now
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Parker Bell
Samuel Evans
mexomorph
Elijah Thomas
Lel. This.
Aiden Morgan
Zachary Hughes
yes im sure thats the only reason
Gavin Rogers
China will be super power of the world by the end of this, the world is laughing at us. We can't even get our shit straight.
John Cook
going out like champions. soon people will be killing and eating each other but fuck it let the band play on.
Jeremiah Allen
I once visited a useless nigger infested country that didn't have the necessities of life in bulk and it was comforting to see all the TRPs had been struck beforehand.
Ryder Perry
Kek
Ethan Baker
That was in Australia