UK in panic mode

I've visited wal-mart multiple time to scope out the panic buying without buying more than one or two nonessentials.

Go first thing in the morning mid week.

no they don't think it offends you, it is just low effort banter

herd immunity acceleration

That wicked little island deserves to get hammered. Hope the righteous Yas Forumsacks in the UK prepared back in February when it was obvious because from what I've been eharing the UK hasn't done shit to prevent its spread.

Just go in to jewcos start laughing and make jokes about buying up all the Corona beer before it gets infected.

Fuck Tescos.

I went into Sainsburys and bought the usual stuff that I always get.
A few beers.

I've been buying toilet paper like a beast for the last 3 weeks, I'm selling two ply super soft for 1 euro per sheet and 3 ply luxury for 2 euro's per sheet.
Feels good.

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>toast sandwich
>beans
>eel pies

what do you boys eat thats lasts a while?

pretty easy - go to the 24 hour tescos/ asdas / sainsburys
Only go there during non-peak hours, try early morning or late evening / midnight.
that's what i've been doing for about a month now.

nice gif kek

Only boomers, retards, and protected minorities are going to die so...

Best way to catch a virus atm is to go to a massive shopping center. But we have to stop playing football because muh crowds.

I ONLY HAVE 200 ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER
I'M DOOOOMED

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I work in retail so on one hand, I don't have to worry about these panic-buying rushes because I get first dibs.
On the other hand, working in retail means I'm pretty much guaranteed to get coophed on by some corona carrier. Oh well.

Better hope you don't get a critical injury once your hospitals are full because of your retarded social managers.

have they stopped tv inspections due to this?

Where is that?

Wow, here in Spain the police just fined two people for jogging during quarantine outside my apartment.

Doesn't petrol go under a quid today?

Lauterbrunnen Switzerland

Great idea me

Pretty based idea we need more people aware of GREAT REPLACEMENT

Yo third times the charm! Since Yas Forumsgoys won't look at anything unless it has three replies. Which is how the lefty discords control you like cattle, by responding to each other like this, and you never even notice it.

Feels good to be a prepper, all these saps scurrying around like headless chickens, even if they get all they need you know by the fact that they are in a panic now that they are doomed if the SHTF for real. We have everything we'll need for at least 6 months plus access to natural water sources, good foraging, rabbits and deer for hunting, off grid power source... who's laughing now? Heh, .

actually put a tear in my eye. that's just way too pretty looking

This is not a real happening. This is a trumpet to warn people to prep for real happenings to come.

Lol jk

Numero Quatro, Great Replacement of White Europeans is a No No!

Thats 200 days, youll be fine

>start laughing and make jokes about buying up all the Corona beer
heartily kek'd and CHECKED

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Hnnnggg COOOOOOMING to the thought of an all White Europe HNNNNG

It's insanity, 1 death in Scotland in 4mths and they're acting like the apocalypse has arrived. It's kinda funny desu

>massive crowd gathers outside Tesco
>user pulls up his soapbox
>pulls out his bullhorn
*Ahem*
>"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEWS...."

based

noooo don't tell people that, especially on this shithole website
don't pollute such pristine places with a bunch of mutts and brown people now seeking to go to an Elven paradise, as the Orcs they are, and turn it into a giant Wal-Mart parking lot

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>massive crowd gathers outside Tesco
>user pulls up his soapbox
>pulls out his bullhorn
*Ahem*
>"ALLAHU AKBAR!!"

REJECT ISLAM

REJECT COMPROMISE

REJECT THE BLACKPILL
bitchute.com/channel/ashalogos/

Queues gone! Nice tip

relax. the average family of 4 uses about 28 rolls a week. you're good for about a month.

absolutely based
speaking of which where have all the muslim terrorist attacks been?
2016 was amazing there was a big one every month through summer, now I hear of no big ones anymore
I genuinely miss it. the thrill of it all, the adrenaline of being so close to laughing in people's faces over it and almost losing my job because of how high energy it made me, the fucking normies changing their god dman social media DPs to French flags, everything was comical. I was riding such a fucking high in 2016

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So why are you at Tesco?

is this near broadstair?

Haha we aren’t doing shit in the uk but panic buy. It’s fucking retarded

It's all bollocks mate

The funniest thing is that none of the panic buyers are buying anything useful. The UHT milk aisles are still full. The peanut butter is still stacked to the ceiling. The tea shelves are full, even.

They are buying toilet paper, fresh eggs, and pasta shells. I've noticed that fresh meat is a bit thin on the shelves too. The only useful thing at all that is running low is paracetamol, especially the fizzy sort.

I guess the shops are laughing, making up all the money they lost over Christmas, a holiday that they've run into the ground over the past decade but still economically need us to sperg out and over consume over those two weeks.

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its sunday, go tomorrow when everyone isnt off work

Supermarkets begging us not to panic buy

They also said

>there's only enough for all if you're reasonable

Which implies there isn't enough

The stupidity of the British public never fails to amaze me

I've been doing this for the last few weeks

1 to avoid plagebearers, but 2 since the stock is there then

what they mean is there is enough if greedy selfish fucks arn't buying 10 packs at a time

Yeah, I keep googling articles about "why people are stocking up toilet paper" and they all say the same dumb shit like "people are afraid of the unknown". NO YOU FUCKING DUMB JOURNO NIGGER, I want to know WHY they are buying SPECIFICALLY toilet paper in bulk. I KNOW perfectly well what is panic buying, you don't need to explain this to me. Do your fucking job and go out there and ask these retards what they think they will do with 400 rolls of toilet paper when they are out of food.

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pasta is non existent :(

I noticed the same things. Hardly any orange juice or Gatorade gone. Stacks of canned chicken soup. Cold/flu medication aisles are full. They all want to prep but no one is thinking they will get sick.

flour is hard to get and rice too.

Wow. Looks like paradise

Yes, but people are doing that

Therefore there isn't enough

I would focus on tinned food because it can simply be opened and eaten, power goes out all your frozen food is fucked, water goes off, you're not going to want to use it to cook pasta

Why didn't you buy a month+ ago when we told you to

>looks over at my 20kg of Tesco Finest pasta

If you're lucky you might find a 59p pack at the back of the shelf?

I managed to get 5kg of each rice and flour