/cvg/ corona virus general #2089

► Detected: 158, 506 ► Died: 5,845

>NEWS
Turkey shuts down schools, universities
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Poland shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway. (Source)
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines. (Source)
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait. (Source)
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States. (Source)
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States. (Source)

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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ladige.it/news/italia/2020/03/15/bergamo-stremo-diego-operatore-118-morto-47-anni-era-700-sanitari-gi-positivi
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020
strawpoll.me/19538912
insecam.org/en/view/853141/
amazon.com/Advanced-Peak-Performance-Supplement-Vegetable/dp/B075R56QCQ/
amazon.com/Dr-ElectrolytePLUS-Replenishes-Electrolytes-Artificial/dp/B008UVU4AW/
amazon.com/Hormone-Grass-Chocolate-Protein-Isolate/dp/B01M2X4KM2/
twitter.com/tina_nguyen/status/1238879814863519744
twitter.com/MarcherLord1/status/1239154722025738241
amazon.com/Advanced-Peak-Performance-Supplement-Vegetable/dp/B075R56QCQ
youtube.com/watch?v=H2E1t3yMXgE
twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1238954363705491457
liveleak.com/view?t=k82AP_1584041680
youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Venezuela
youtu.be/nl6tTwxzCi8
twitter.com/PaulEisenberg/status/1238577671052972032
motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2010/09/counterintuitive-world/
dailywire.com/news/top-harvard-professor-arrested-for-lying-to-feds-about-involvement-in-chinese-spy-program-prosecutors-say
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Ignore low-level crime
>Ignore low-level crime
>Ignore low-level crime

POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE UNITED SHITHOLE UNIRONICALLY WANTS TO IMPOSE ANARCHY AND RAIDING
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE UNITED SHITHOLE UNIRONICALLY PLANS TO IMPOSE ANARCHY AND RAIDING
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE UNITED SHITHOLE UNIRONICALLY PLANS TO IMPOSE ANARCHY AND RAIDING
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE UNITED SHITHOLE UNIRONICALLY PLANS TO IMPOSE ANARCHY AND RAIDING
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>0 deaths in finland

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To understand the dimensions, just think that on the Eco of Bergamo alone there were 11 pages dedicated to obituaries today. Even the funeral directors are unable to accommodate all requests. So sometimes companies come from outside. In Bergamo, the cemetery church was transformed into a funeral chamber, in Cremona the same fate fell to the chapel of the Maggiore hospital, while in Brescia the bishop gave the availability to identify some church in which to shelter the corpses pending burial. In Milan, the Municipality has made available a hundred places in the morgue and has changed the regulation reducing from 30 to five days to decide where to bury the deceased.

There are too many requests for cremation, which cannot be fulfilled, which is why the prefect of Brescia, Attilio Visconti, invited to choose traditional forms of burial. To cope with the emergency, the prefects have authorized doctors to issue death certificates even before the three days and the bodies can also be deposited in the galvanized niches.
A drama that affects not only the dead, but also the living with families forced to recognize their loved ones only at a distance and without being able to celebrate the funeral. Many have now said goodbye to their relative for the last time when they were taken to hospital, then they never saw him "even after he died": families are often in quarantine at home "without being able to witness the closure of the coffin »and sometimes wait for the end of the period of isolation for the fast funeral ceremony.
ladige.it/news/italia/2020/03/15/bergamo-stremo-diego-operatore-118-morto-47-anni-era-700-sanitari-gi-positivi

>Dead: 5,960
lol, still only 5,960.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,960? Four days? Five days?

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 14.03.

>588 NEW INFECTIONS:
>5113 TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,13%
>1 NEW DEATH:
>9 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 15.03. 10:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>9th death: woman, 86, 13.03.: hospitalised with dispnoea, 15.03.

>RKI reports:
+733 = 3795 cases
+3 = 8 dead
updated: 14.03. 14:00 GMT
Situationsbericht from RKI, 13.03., in german:
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html

>Simulations of reduced contacts to flatten the curve
washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

Merkel: "Cut social contacts, wherever possible."
German virologist: "Don't put children of critical workforce together."
German virologist: Ibuprofen inhibits blood clotting, Paracetamol doesn't, probably better for lung infections.
German virologist: There will be a resurge of infections in China, when quarantine measures are ended.

>15.03.
Nordrhein-Westfalen: All events to be banned.
Köln: All events banned.
Berlin: 42 infections traced back to night club.
Federal minister of defence: Bundeswehr will aid during crisis.
Spiegel reports: Public transportation to be reduced on 17.03.
300 Doctors offices now offer self-test for home-quarantined. Free if ordered by doctor, 150€ if not.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,844 (3,199) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 12,729 (611) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 6,391 (196) Germany 4,649 (50) France 4,499 (30) US 3,024 (60) Switzerland 1,375 (13) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,130 (21) Sweden 961 (2) Netherlands 959 (12) Belgium 886 (197) Denmark 864 (28) Japan 804 (22) Austria 800 (145) D. Princess 696 (7) Qatar 337 Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Indonesia 107 (5) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Czech Rep. 189 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Romania 123 Estonia 115 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 36 Hungary 32 Georgia 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Latvia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Maldives 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Martinique 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Venezuela 2

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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DOOMED PEOPLES OF THE WESTERN WORLD, THE HERD CALLS FOR YOU. ANSWER AND BE IMMUNE.

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>you have to explain normies how to social distancing and how to quarantine yourself at home
Why are normies so braindead and neets so superior

>WHY CONTAIN IT?
WHY CONTAIN IT?

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REEE 200.000.000 people will be infected Aaaaaaa

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>Why are normies so braindead

Isnt it self evident?

>strawpoll.me/19538912
strawpoll.me/19538912
>strawpoll.me/19538912
strawpoll.me/19538912
>strawpoll.me/19538912

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insecam.org/en/view/853141/


Mass grave cam in IRan

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>whoops, my bad haha. No hard feelings though, right?

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FUCK OFF NURGLITES
YOU HERETIC SCUM WILL BE PURGED OFF THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD VIA EXTERMINATUS

Rate my gear.

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Anschluss
Anschluss
Anschluss
Anschluss
Anschluss

Build a maritime wall around this shithole

>1 case just confirmed near my region (2-3hr drive away)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HAHAHAH NOTHINGBURGERS ARE IN FULL COPE LOOOOOOL

>Exterminatus on Holy Terra

HERESY!

> h-hehe, it's a nothing burga
> l-l-lolz,it's a m-meme disease
this is literally every single chink micropenis sucking schlomo in this thread

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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Here's the Vitamin D+K I take:

amazon.com/Advanced-Peak-Performance-Supplement-Vegetable/dp/B075R56QCQ/

Electrolytes Drink:
amazon.com/Dr-ElectrolytePLUS-Replenishes-Electrolytes-Artificial/dp/B008UVU4AW/

Protein powder:
amazon.com/Hormone-Grass-Chocolate-Protein-Isolate/dp/B01M2X4KM2/

i've been taking them for a long time, take a bunch of other shit too if you need suggestions

yfw paki rape gangs are considered low level crime

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>social distancing
You think you have it bad. Over here social distancing has been defined as leaving a bigger gap between your group and other groups when you go to the pub. These fucking morons will kill us all.

>Why are normies so braindead
I believe you answered your own question.

>ignore low-level crimes

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS

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>fever
>hurts to breathe
This is it isn't it?

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So yeah I just found this Ip cam that is a bunch of graves in Iran. Theres people who are coming and going.
insecam.org/en/view/853141/

So yeah I just found this Ip cam that is a bunch of graves in Iran. Theres people who are coming and going.
insecam.org/en/view/853141/


So yeah I just found this Ip cam that is a bunch of graves in Iran. Theres people who are coming and going.
insecam.org/en/view/853141/


So yeah I just found this Ip cam that is a bunch of graves in Iran. Theres people who are coming and going.
insecam.org/en/view/853141/


So yeah I just found this Ip cam that is a bunch of graves in Iran. Theres people who are coming and going.
insecam.org/en/view/853141/

huge nothing burger

Art idea: Loli Corona-chan sitting on the floor with glittering eyes listening to Grandma Spanish Flu talk about when she was young while knitting in her rocking chair.

Don't worry. You're becoming herd immune.

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Saved.

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Reinfections confirmed?

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>ignore low level crimes
holy based. I'm going on a groping spree lads

Sunt momente cand prostii ma deprima (cand intru in contact cu ei) dar sunt si momente cand prostii ma amuza...cam ca asta.

Panic is killing more people than this faggot disease. Literal nothingburger.

Pelle

D+K is essential for everyone in northern climate.
Can't stress this enough.

No shoe protection, no weapon. 0/10

FUCKING WOMEN
twitter.com/tina_nguyen/status/1238879814863519744

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Art idea: suck my cock

We're at the point where the goverment has stopped testing anyone who isn't seriously sick

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The Chad "not having 'Research' as your first pandemic reaction stage"

>not having the herd immunity yet
lmao look at this pleb

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More family pictures are always nice

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OH NO NO NO

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO

WHAT HAPPENED? IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GORILLION TODAY

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It's planned. The old (and weak) Swedes should die, so the new Swedes have more.

Chernobyl
>Communism
>”It’s just scaffolding fire bro”
>”Don’t let the public know about anything, it’s misinformation”
>”cut the phone lines”
>”3,6 roentgen, not great not terrible”
>It’s just seasonal feedwater”
>”He’s delusional, get him out of here, take him to the infirmary”
>”we have everything under control”
>”the air is glowing”
>”we seal off the city”
>”you didn’t see graphite on the ground because it’s not there!”

Sweden
>socialism with Swedish characteristics
>”It’s just a flu bro”
>”our cdc is correct and all the other nations are alarmists, Stop spreading misinformation”
>”demonetize all independent researchers on youtube and promote WHO guidelines”
>”too many people are getting sick, stop testing people unless they’re dying”
>”1000+ infected, not great not terrible”
>”don’t worry about it, the flu kills more people”
>”He’s spreading information, tell him he can’t unless he’s the state epidemiologist”
>“Remote working to prevent disease spread is unequal to those that can’t, don’t do it”
>”There isn’t a peer reviewed meta analysis of children being able to spread the disease, keep the schools open”
>”You didn’t see a pandemic before the WHO announced it so it was never there until they said it!

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>Holy Terra
Very good, my child.

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I would love the opportunity to get a bunch of free shit, i've always wondered what it'd be like to act like a nigger for a day. Seems kind of liberating to have absolutely no regard for anybody at all.

WE ARE ON FULL LOCKDOWN AND I JUST SAW A GUY RUNNING WITH THE RUNNING OUTFIT???

Corona please kill us all

Boris based?

Your Bongistan is finished LMAO

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It's been days. If you are sick, self quarantine.

>Rape
>Low level crime
Bruh what

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It's over 6,000 you blithering idiot

>COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:
>>babies killed each day through abortion ww
>~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
% reduction in abortions
>~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
>~6,000
>That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.
That is all well and good BrazilBro, but if that happens here in the US then there will be a nigger baby boom.

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Honestly you people laugh at elderberry hoarders, but you really don’t have enough elderberry yourselves. The average person uses a bushel of elderberry per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 bushels a week. Over 100 a month. Elderberry bushels will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

post yfw society collapses

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>just take the recommended daily allowance on vit d anyway
dude, Vitamin D NRV is like 5μg, that's 200IU, which is literally nothing.
You will have 0 effects from that.

1000-2000 IU already seems like a low dose.
And doctors sometimes tell people to take really high doses to combat deficiency, but then don't tell them about K2?
And taking D3 without K2 seems like a really bad idea.

>mfw

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twitter.com/MarcherLord1/status/1239154722025738241

Your gear is useless without decontamination measures, it's super resilient on surfaces.

Sometime spreading fake news is a good thing. If normies took this image seriously we might have a chance to survive.

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weak bait

Another one down, my chances of Last Man Standing increase.

Here comes that harem.

We took it a step further and only test seriously ill 70+ years old and people in risk groups

look at that smile
he so cute

nope, 200 million will die:
EVERYONE will get infected.

yes

watching these normies participate in superspreader events has a weird comfy feeling

i-is this true? I know it's airborne but 5 miles? source pls

>happening over soon
>Switzerland saves the day
You’re welcome faggots

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Is there any evidence that the chinese are going back to normal? Did they defeat it?

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not me, I'm not leaving the house

Because there are not enough tests
All the pandemic movies where you see the number jump by millions lied to us, no government on Earth is competent enough to have that capacity

how long does the virus survive in water, anyone know?

how much though?

How much pussy will I get for a roll of toilet paper?

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my level was low and this brought it up considerably
amazon.com/Advanced-Peak-Performance-Supplement-Vegetable/dp/B075R56QCQ

LA has had that for a bit iirc, anything under $500 and cops can't do anything about it.

The fucking brit-bongs are just so fucking random. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THEY DOING

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It's Britain, you should know that.

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Yes,let's act like schizos again Aaaaaaaaa

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Heard from trustworthy sources that "extreme measures" will be announced this afternoon in Toothpaste-land.

Hoard your toilet paper while you can.

>the fucking TP once again

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not like they were doing anything about that anyway lmao

you are already dead

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Nigga.
It's the same type of bullshit you posted.

>WOAHHHHHH I TYPED IN MY CALCULATOR AND NOW 200 MILLION WILL GET INFECTED WOOOAHH
Not how it works and you faggots were wrong countless times doing that retarded shit and always will be.

HERD

HERD

HERD

HERD

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I know I personally have died from both Ebola and Coronavirus at least 20 times today at least whatabout you happeningfags?

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Some research in january/fabruary mentioned up to 3-5 days.

>no gibs
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

kek

Explain herd immunity to me please

DUDE HOW COULD THIS BE????!?!!!?

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amazon jacked up all the prices of stuff i take, b, c, d, fish oil, electrolytes, magnesium

Heerd immunity bitch

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I love this. It's going to end very well for us in couple of weeks. The government MUST BE get punished for this massacre.

Just eat herring.

I literally called it fake news
The source is MSPaint on my laptop

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>herd immunity for the cattle

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we are starting to create a whole pantheon.
dont know how i feel about that.

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>Thinks nothing bad is happening until it affects him directly
I'm the opposite of that, now that it's in my country and that normies are talking about it, I just can't give a fuck.

Woo I just got an email from work that I can do home office

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Oh wow, and now I'm hearing sirens again outside (note it's 8:00pm here now) haha we're fucked. NCR North Tondo for you fellow flip fags

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*coughs*

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local boomer just breathes to overcome corona
youtube.com/watch?v=H2E1t3yMXgE

official boomer breather thread

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reminder that none of this toilet paper holocaust happened in italy.

Have you been living under a rock? Dying in a truck of peace incident is PART AND PARCEL, after all, i.e. low level. Being gang raped by is like, a minor inconvenience. Not even worth reporting, really. What are you, a racist?

getting infected by a virus and dying

Do you live in buttfuck nowhere ? Closest case to me is literally a 10min walk away and I am still chillin.

Why am i not panicking? I don't know, i really think this is all media scare. There's something fishy going around here, it doesn't add up. Was the swine flu, mad cow disease, Ebola and avian flu that bad compared to Corona chan? Oh now we suddenly start prepping and go into panic, it wasn't like this before, it's interesting to see this unfold but man, those Illuminati are grasping straws to do whatever it takes to regain power. Still, gonna side prep and wash my hands, but i ain't buying this whole hoax.

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Spain is sending hundreds of infected Spaniards across the border to infect us, we should have closed the border but we're run by far left ideologs so that's out of the question.

HERDERLAND HERDERLAND HERDERLAND

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Why do we need K2 with D3?

2000IU of D3 + 25mcg of K2 per serving

FOR THE HERDE

That's so cute!

Is she the Virus?
or
It the Virus her?

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Not bait when it was a real post in early cvg nothingburger history

Low-Level Crime means any form of crime that is hard to prove or do anything about in the first place. This includes:
>Rape
>Robbery
>Single Murder
>Property Damage

Because this is a bloody overhyped disease. Look at the charts. It barely infects 3000 people a day. Is this supposed to be a threat?

have another

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>if we all get infected by the bioweapon we win

Absolute state of bongs

>Get infected
>Get well
>Get immune (despite studies stating you don't get immune)
>You won't spread it anymore
>The viral outbreak dies off because it can't find hosts
Many will die from this

Hey dipshit, we don't fucking know how many actually have it. Testing kits are limited and are only being used on the most extreme cases where the care is life saving.

a local politican got infected in my small town, someone who has lots of contact with older people
I'm fucked basically

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Stop taking Jewish snake oil
Supplements have 0 effect on your health

Why are you still in that ghetto shithole? Evacuate already you fuck.

There hasn't been a roundup though, they need to cut the old beasts out before they start letting the young bulls go to work.

You may only reply to this post if you have /HERDIMMUNITY/.

ok
corona anime when

Uk what gave you done?

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Shameful, fucking brainless normies

Maybe I should go coof on the local synagogue, make sure they herd immunity?

yes but now it just looks pathetic

Or a false negative?

Hope everyone already saw this. The hero that we need, but probably don't deserve.

twitter.com/MisterAntiBully/status/1238954363705491457

Might have this fucking thing.

>Get mad diarrhea two weeks ago, lasts for days
>It goes away, start feeling healthy.
>Suddenly start getting neck and back aches week ago, they're going away though.
>Lungs feel tight, feels like not getting enough oxygen when walking around or lifting. No coughing though.
>Feel like I want to throw up for the past two days.
>Body feels very dry
>Bro now coofing

Either this is muscle pain from the gym paired with some stomach bug or I got the fucking disease.
But you know what?
I'll keep on hitting the boomer filled gym. You're not stopping my gains.
If our fucking government wants to do nothing and wants us to get herd immunity, then let's get fucking infected then.
Boomers deserve the fucking pillow
Don't go to chain gyms in Helsinki. Plague bearer walking.

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studies are literally inconclusive on the d3 meme
i used to take it, dropped it though. unless you are severely low below the bare minimums you are fine

EIN VOLK, EIN HERD, EIN COOFEN

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represent

> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
WE GOT COCKY BROS! NOW EVEN ISIS DON'T WANT TO COME TO EUROPE

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I wouldn't call it a pantheon if most of them are long gone. But those two? Hell yes
Just wait until lack of health profesionals rereleases Ebola in Africa

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I'm doing my part for the herd by going to as many large gatherings as possible, we got this lads

I already have a plan you fuck, plus I'm already hunkered down here in one of the hush places here. I'll be fine.

This is the single most concerning thing about this happening.

>>Ignore low-level crime
>>Ignore low-level crime
>>Ignore low-level crime

All that is is government trying to rationalize that they fail at upholding their ONLY reason for legitimacy.

Government == Mafia.
Yas Forumsaks know this already.

Don't the UK police ignore pretty much anything that isn't on twitter anyway? Would you even notice a difference?

>Died: 5,845
lol still just 5k
how many people die daily? 100k? 200k?

Serbian president chokes on corona.
>liveleak.com/view?t=k82AP_1584041680

Reported for underage&b

Probably closing high schools

Yes, everyone is lying.
All the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

Xi did not visit Wuhan today; the traffic is not up in all cities.
The carbon emissions are not up, the people are not back to work.
The numbers in South Korea, Singapore, Japan, etc... are not dropping.
Just keep buying from the stores, keep pouring your savings into it.
Panic harder. The people pushing this faggot virus are loving you lining their pockets.

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Nah, none cares about you, stop playing the victim gypsy

trist

So it's official, and not just Yas Forums larping? Are my Britbros really going for the herd immunity strategy?
You guys are madmen, playing in Legendary Mode with only 1 life, on your first try. This is why I love you, my best enemy. God bless you, I wish you the best of luck. I hope we'll still be around to share a beer once it's all over.

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Grow up you smug cunt. Sincerely, shut the fuck up.

panic buyers are out in full force

>fever and breathing difficulties go away
>test negative
>they come back
>test positive

That would mean the virus is dormant in your body and never leaves you

>mfw i got everything i needed an entire fucking month ago

Nothing gets me more erect than people who preached ITS JUST A FLU or DA GUBBERMENT WILL SAVE US panic buy and lose their minds, i hope they all die

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>we dont know how many people have it
>let's base our knowledge on something we don't know
LMAO

The only numbers you see are the ones they have tester positive. Most countries stopped testing. It's like 10-20 times as bad as those numbers. Wuhan over a million alone.

This.

t. big pharma

youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

>>Ignore low-level crime
Racism is still a high level crime. No more shit posting or else.

They do that anyway. It's hell here

It is chink-chong inUSA and canada,

but it is shitalian - they spreaded it to europe, kek, also shitalian vrsioan is more deadly

>Health ministry just announced 14-days stay home notice for anyone coming from ASEAN, japan, switzerland, UK
>Trip to japan next week
NO!

Venezuela's cases are at 10 already fag
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Venezuela

Hota fight of moralfaggotery. If even some /d/egenerats reeeee about Corona-Chan being "too edgy"

courtesy of Him attending AIPAC, praise be Corona-kami on ending zionist VIPs

sure bro, just make sure nothing happened

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Okay that's good then bro. How's the NPCs reacting over there? My local markets has been swoop down by these retarded panicking sheeps.

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Looks more like greenhous gardening in preparation.
Dont fall for Juden propaganda, boys.
Demand proofs !

Hold the fucking phone.
>A woman amid corona fears in IRAQ
Nigger, what the fuck would a picture of Khomeyni be doing on the fucking wall in fucking Iraq?

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God i hope so

Theyre telling you big personalitys are infected so they can downplay the illnes.

and yet I do not see millions of people dying...I do wonder why is that

calcification of blood vessels.
K2 will counter that and direct calcium to the bones instead.

:^)

Should have made it pubs closed edition

youtu.be/nl6tTwxzCi8

>UK's strategy summed up
see you on the other side if we make it

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Any user have the article saying about china forcing people go back to work and punishing the ones that dont?

They test twice again after recovery. Either virus is dormant/has very low load, or there's reinfection with a different strain.
Seems soon for reinfection though, even heterologous it should have some fleeting immunity. Unless there's ADE

I know they do, but the fact that they explicitly say they are planning to do that means that they essentially tell people it's a free for all plunder and rapefest once shit hits the fun.

What the fuck.

airborne herpes.
We should just nuke china for this, seriously.

You literally can't prove him wrong.

Every tweet he bends you over. You cope and cope but that doesn't change the truth...

He's right.

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Don't forget about Malaria San, slayer of niggers

It's funny how quickly the masses lose their humanity and turn into absolute niggers.
And people wonder why 20% of this planet owns everything and 80% can't cough up a 400$ in the case of an emergency.
Just mindless cattle.

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twitter.com/PaulEisenberg/status/1238577671052972032

lmaooo

>There are too many requests for cremation, which cannot be fulfilled, which is why the prefect of Brescia, Attilio Visconti, invited to choose traditional forms of burial. To cope with the emergency, the prefects have authorized doctors to issue death certificates even before the three days and the bodies can also be deposited in the galvanized niches.

This seems fishy to me. Cremating someone is less expensive and time consuming, and much cleaner compared to traditional burial. What is a fact is that a lot of italians still believe cremation to be abhorrent and would literally do anything in order to prevent it even when it doesn't involve them. Personally, if i knew i was infected and i was going to die, i would choose cremation immediately just so my corpse doesn't have the risk to infect someone accidentally.

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Italians already on suicide watch after a few days of "social isolation". Maybe I really am a fucking loser but playing vidya, talking over discord and texting isnt THAT bad. I have definitely done only that for more than a week before when I was grinding in CS.

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Would gold be a good thing to stockpile in an apocalyptic scenario?

Is this a Wald situation?

A slow progression of the outbreak
seems best... so you can treat the population
as they sicken, but...

The Counterintuitive World

motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2010/09/counterintuitive-world/

I also believe that's Iran but Southern Iraq is pretty much an Iranian colony now

Gonna laugh my ass off when cvg gets BTFO, the salt will be unreal

>Ignore low level crime

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Would there be anything to go back TO if you survive?

zijde gij nou ook nen belg jonge

Herders will be shot on sight by team quarantine.

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why would they take filochinona in order to fight this disease?

dont forget the jewish involvment
dailywire.com/news/top-harvard-professor-arrested-for-lying-to-feds-about-involvement-in-chinese-spy-program-prosecutors-say