/cvg/ corona virus general #2088

► Detected: 158, 506 ► Died: 5,845

>NEWS
Turkey shuts down schools, universities
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Poland shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST CASES
08:39: 10 new cases in Norway. (Source)
08:36: 3 new deaths in the Philippines. (Source)
08:15: 42 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria. (Source)
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait. (Source)
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States. (Source)
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States. (Source)

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,844 (3,199) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 12,729 (611) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 6,391 (196) Germany 4,649 (50) France 4,499 (30) US 3,024 (60) Switzerland 1,375 (13) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,130 (21) Sweden 961 (2) Netherlands 959 (12) Belgium 886 (197) Denmark 864 (28) Japan 804 (22) Austria 800 (145) D. Princess 696 (7) Qatar 337 Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Indonesia 107 (5) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Czech Rep. 189 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Romania 123 Estonia 115 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 36 Georgia 30 Hungary 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Latvia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Maldives 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Martinique 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Venezuela 2

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Nothing Burger general #2088

>Dead: 5,844
lol, still only 5,844.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,844? Four days? Five days?

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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remember kids, making videogames doesn't make you an expert on anything.

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We gonna reach 6,000 dead today?

if it gets real shitty, chlorinated water will become currency

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>strawpoll.me/19538912

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3rd consecutive day going to the supermarket. Yesterday everything was normal, to day I noticed panicked buying of TP and people desperately looking for hand sanitizer.

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+++ BREAKING NEWS +++

Austria is under complete lockdown.

Chancellor urged the public to not take a step in front of their home unless necessary (urgent work, shopping for supplies, helping others)

Former conscripts and civil servants of the past five years are going to be drafted once personell numbers decline (this includes me, F)

Over 800 cases.

Police will patrol playgrounds, parks and public spaces and is ordered to not let anyone continue without an urgent reason to be there.

Restaurants and stores will be closed completely (except for grocery stores).

No more than five people are allowed to be gathered at once in public..

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I like the graph of Cambodia's population. Pol Pot couldn't do shit to keep that shit from growing. Feminism on the other hand...

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How can shitalians and spaniards even compete? Why do they die so much?

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H E R D I M M U N I T Y

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

this

Holy shit user. The truth is we are not allowed outside because it will be acid rain. Corona virus is just a false flag. Mark my words

Danes are retarded, still partying and gathering despite government plea to social distancing.

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twitter.com/TheJihyeLee/status/1238996211043987457?s=20

>South Korea reports 76 new coronavirus cases in 24 hours -- this is an all time low since February 20th, and the first time droppping to double digits since then. Third day in a row where released patients outnumber the additional confirmed cases. #killthevirus

Say it with me:

NOTHING

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They dont even care about appearing to care anymore

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>IDS HABBENING
shoot yourself

>COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:
as many niggers are aborted as are born. the nigger population would double without abortion. being anti-abortion is being pro-nigger.

Could someone explain why are brits so RETARDED AND BELIEVE THOSE FUCKING MORONS IN THEIR GOVERNMENT

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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bye bye, random infected austrian ITT

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>The Jew gave the virus to the chinks for money, simple stuff
>chinks further weaponized the virus in Wuhan labs
>the virus got released, either accidentally, which would explain the start just near the lab or on purpose, which would explain great timing
>chinks are bad at managing things, it backfires horribly
>China hides it until SHTF in the country
>Iran and China are buddies because of USA, the cases explode in Iran
>Northern Italy got sweatshops full of chinks with direction connection to China, gets infected en masse as well
>western governments are corrupt and incompetent, they downplay it to look good
>Wuhan labs are allegedly owned by Soros and it produces "white rabbit" [forgot the name] narcotic drug that somehow got contaminated with virus, celebrities allegedly get infected a lot due to this
>CEOs of large companies are resigning en masse, they probably know how bad it can be
>stocks are hit hard, banks are trying their best to pump it
>Britain wants to go for "herd immunity", but it's unknown if lasting immunity can be achieved and if they know it. If they know that, it might mean they're trying to kill off old pensioners
>China is lying to look good and make The West take it less seriously, probably a spite thing.
>Italy numbers are the most trustworthy at this moment, even considering a large number of seniors the numbers look bad
>France is sort of ignoring it in fatalistic style of "everybody have it anyway"
>Germany got a lot of cases (over 1000), but barely any deaths (ten times as little as France, comparable case count), they might be lying a lot.
>weak reaction in Scandinavia, might end up badly
>not much news from Russia, probably hiding it
>USA's health system is incompetent, tests aren't free, reducing detection even further
>Spain got hit hard
>things started to down in Europe since last week, so the situation is worsening rather quickly
>the virus mutates a lot, might end up like Spanish Flu or worse

Ive drunk enough whiskey tonight to kill anything in my mouth. time for bed lads.

Praise corona, pray for dead boomers

easily

Suicide mission, eh?

>drafted

better start doing those pushups.

how u doing fren

I've got a delivery here for a Mr. "Don Kedix'?

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source on zivildienst?

It's a meme disease with a 2% mortality rate ffs

RULE BRITANNIA

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sauce

Yeah

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Where did this social distancing meme come from? Group of people on the radio talking about it right now. They think they are ok to be together because they are in a larger studio than normal with bigger space between them. They want pubs and restaurants to stay open as long as there are big gaps between tables. What is this nonsense?

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I think we're gonna be fine, I don't fucking trust China but from South Korea's numbers, we'll be good. We just have to take in the storm for a bit. Maybe 4 weeks tops

Normies need guides for simple things like this lmao

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>deaths are nearling 6000
Wait what? wasn't it like 5,600 yesterday?
Shit is going quickly.

It was a last run for some cleaning and hygiene stuff I forgot to get previously.

>If only you knew how bad things really were

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GARY I need you inside of me

>live in San Antonio TX
>Still no fuck confirmed cases
This is so boring

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>we don't know
>we don't know
>we don't know
maybe an army of doctors and politicians with secret military briefings know more than you, twitterman?

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imagine unironically taking the disease seriously LOL

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What if virus advances slowly? There are news about virus not being curable.

>China is recovering and going back to work
>Not a single death in Singapore
>Only 50 cases and 1 death in Taiwan
>South Korea has shown the world how to tackle the virus at its roots
>Relatively few cases and deaths throughout the rest of Asia

>Meanwhile Europe is suffering

Why are whites so weak? Asians are the real master race.

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I hate these fucking cucks

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People are dumb and can't understand what social distancing really means.

you tricked me around 441
but fuck you gary fuck you so fucking hard

No one who stays home on Sunday during Lent is being saved.

Hoping it works out for you guys, seriously. What the fuck is Boris even thinking

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>tfw ministers are all escaping London for the country side

We're fucked lads but if we all believe in herd immunity magic maybe it'll come true

What about bananas?