Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves...

>the avarage person uses 1 roll per day
Murica

Eat better. 1 role per day? That's a fucking atrocious diet.

>1 per day
If you didn’t sharted in the mart, it would be at least 3, disgusting swine

>blasting water into your anus
That sounds pretty damn gay to me, no thanks. No wonder Asians do it cause they're all damn gay anyway.

you guys know that supply chain still working perfectly fine with corona right?

I tried to come up with why people would participate in that insanity just for toilet paper, but then I remembered something. A lot of people actually enjoy being stressed out. They did a study on big theme parks like Disneyland. They are hot, crowded, everything is expensive, the lines are long, their kids are screaming non-stop. How do they relax and enjoy it? The answer is they don't relax, they are incredibly stressed out the entire time, but then why do they still go? Because people like feeling that way.

Don't listen to this OP faggot. He spreads this copy pasta every hour, even on /sci/ .

1 roll a day???? What the fuck is wrong with you

How can you get by with so little? I usually use 3-4 a day, sometimes 5 after eating taco bell

C'mon man. It's good within threads. Good pasta, but the board is shitty enough without your pasta being OP.

I love this pasta!

>The average person uses 1 roll per day
No he dont

i dont use tp at all, thats for faggots

this stopped being funny immediately, btw

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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>laugh in French

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It's true, all of it.

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1 roll for 1 person a day sounds like pretty average Mutt shitting habits

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
i doubt its that much.

This
You retards probably just have poor diets from eating nothing but doritos and mtn dew, maybe try eating something with fiber for once and you be pissing out your ass constantly

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
Only Taco Bell-guzzling amerisharts who constantly shit themselves. A civilized human being can stretch one roll for 5 days or more.

>Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day.
>average person uses 1 roll per day
This goddamn copy pasta is infuriating.

Who tha fook uses 1 roll of TP by themselves on a normal day? Are you fucking crazy?

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Spot the white

>1 roll a day
What the fuck are you eating?

I use one roll pr week because I don't weigh 300 pounds and eat lard and blocks of cheese

>Remembered
Where did you learn this? I wish to know

i think some people have given up trying to get toilet paper and have just stopped wiping their arse. today at the shops there was an obese women that walked past me with her trolley who smelled like literal shit. the smell was so bad i gagged.

You fucking urbanite moron, you can just wash your ass with water. I swear to god American urbanites are the most stupid people I have seen so far in my life.

Blocks of cheese should slow the shitting considerably

T. Girlfriend works in a cheese factory and I eat pounds of it a month, not fat at all, it's when you mix the shit with bread and carbs like pasta that the fat in cheese makes you fatter

OP must be a Womyn; "one roll a day"
muh sides

>1 roll per day
USA! USA! USA!

Honestly I've been washing my ass out in the shower for years now, since I'm too fat to bother wiping anymore, but even so I bought some about a month ago when I was prepping, because I knew this was going to happen.
Now the fucking loser normies who were too stupid, arrogant, and closed minded to listen to our warnings to prepare are out fighting over essentials like the pathetic animals they are.
The worst of them are trying to make anyone who prepped feel guilty because 'muh vulnerable' people can't get supplies, even though the reality is they are just mad they can't get it for themselves. This is all playing out as we foresaw.

It is unbelievably comfy watching this all unfold though I've got to admit. I'm just a tad worried this is just the beginning and it's going to get much worse, potentially may have to hold them off from my apartment. Fucking pathetic normies man.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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I personally use 15 rolls per day

>1 roll per day
>1
>per day
you’ve gotta be fucking shutting me user

a kitchen hose next to your toilet isnt a bidet

This is like the 8th time today I've seen this pasta
I wish I could leave this place
To go and stay go
but alas I'm here forever

Stop hoarding toilet paper I need to blow my nose

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
The average American fatass uses 1 roll per day.

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>The average person uses 1 roll per day
WTH? No

Best boomer meme

Some leaky buns

Burger your thread is shit

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>1 roll per day

I've used like 5 sheets today.

You need to get on that Metamucil shit.

So you just sit and let your dripping wet asshole dry or what?

Thanks krautfag.

Just get a shower head and spray it up your ass like a ghetto bidet. Toilet paper is literally the most worthless 'essential' there is.

Canned goods are the real gold. people are retards.

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and people hoarding it will be targets

ohh look, this thread again
1 Roll a day? do you fucking eat it or something?
1 roll is enough paper to last me about 2 weeks
now fuck off nigger

this
angloids and nordoids btfo

This. I had to do this one day because I took a gnarly shit and was out of tp, my eyes were opened, my asshole was 100x cleaner, been using the showerhead to clean my asshole ever since, zero issues with hemrhoids and no swamp ass ever, but it's important to get a high-pressure head, we have American assholes, anything less than what you would need to power wash an elephant isn't enough

Fat ass amerimutt.

Anybody ever seen an Indian buy toilet paper? no you havn't have you!

1 roll a day?

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