/cvg/ corona virus general #2087

Ah well, this is why the West is fucked.

this,unironically

I thought (you) took time off for the weekends....

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Where are all the "it's just a flu bruh" people?

Best mode to shitpost with?

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Pretty sure I'm immune, I have an ace2 receptor that doesn't show up in any SNP collection.
Searching by genomic position doesn't yield anything either.

Probably neanderthal ace2.

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BASED

fuck off,bot

>Don't worry you guys, our car already disinfected.

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>it's a meme disease
Sure is

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SPREAD NURGLE'S BLESSINGS BROTHERS!

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In ptg

in walmart fighting over tp

Dude, why are you dying, it's just a meme bro.

>all these corona chan lewd pics
>tfw no exponential-chan pics

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There was supposed to be a cytube stream a few days ago, did it ever happen?

Release ze original numbers first, you nothing batsoup

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>retards not able to self-isolate will either die or become infertile (if male)
>this is supposed to be a bad thing

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>twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568
obituaries in a Bergamo local paper
beginning of February vs last Friday

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Buying papel toilet

WHO HERE /HERD/

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>IT'S A GLOBAL SHITSTORM, AND YET THERE ARE SOM EIN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT HAVE YET TO PREP

CONFESS

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You're the bag?
Fucking nips

can't wait for real happening in Germany
2020 is gonig to be so much fun

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>Laos
First time I see a Laotian user here.

Implying that taking the piss at literal idiots makes one want to take breaks
of course it is

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>or become infertile (if male)
all us neets are going to be used in mass breeding programs in the new world. we are gonna make it bros

>mfw no norovirus-chan

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It's just the apathy that comes from comfort and peace, "it's alright the gubmint'll sort it!". Not to mention the current system means they are reluctant to take time off.

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When do you think the fun is really going to start?

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Adapt or die.
Based Boris.

>Europe gets hit the hardest
>it makes shitskins want to fuck off
is Coronochan the solution to everything?

I herd death knocking on my door.

Checked, WITNESSED

Abortion really was a practical and cost effective solution against the growing nigger pop. Based jap-bro

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Great more niggas being born

C O P E
Korea, Taiwan and Japan are lying too right?

Welcome to Clownworld honk honk

My country is the biggest nothingburger

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What about data centers? Do people still work there? What if Yas Forums goes down?

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Our fucking women garbage cucked FUCK SHIT GOVERNMENT VOI JUMALAUTA JUST THREW IN THE FUCKING TOWEL
NOT EVEN TRYING
FUCK
SHIT
SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE AND THEY'RE JUST CLOSING THEIR EYES
GOD
DAMN

coughing

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wow.

>tfw no Acyкa to cuddle together under the blanket during quarantine
Why even live bros?

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>tfw ate most of my prep

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>is Coronochan the solution to everything?
Could well be user ;-)

there's still a few Americans that think the whole world is shutting down to get back at Trump and american elections in general

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Seattle Times' info graphic is pretty good.

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YES

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thats why there need to be racial laws.
free abortions for niggers, legal abbortions for non whites, and death sentence for every doctor that atempts an abortion on a white woman.
and no i dont give a shit about medical emergencys, fuck your sementics.

bros why is germany so dumb?

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Someone do me a favour and repost Italianon's 'the markets will collapse March' cap. Doin some research but I'm phone-fagging

>Coronavirus
>magikarp instead of gyriados
>CORONAVIRUS uses SPLASH
>Everybody gets infected, it's super effective!

uh oh

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this is the new /schizo general/

Worst Korea and Japan definitely are, I don't know about Taiwan though, either people aren't getting themselves temporarily, faulty test kits or just that they're still waiting for the results

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How is Chinas economy doing now? I read that factories are opening up yet again.

things like tv broadcasts, the internet, public utilities, electricity will be the last things to go down, so if it gets to that point we are absolutely fucked anyway.

DON'T GO THAT WAY! There's a Chinese dude hanging right outside of the lobby!

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What about the ones that are already here? I've always wondered what it would take to create an us vs them scenario in european countries in this day and age.

You are literally a caveman.

>medical term for the coronaviurs is LITERALLY SARS 2
they're just fucking with us at this point

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Not as dumb as bongs

>youtube.com/watch?v=0frHw-7J4Mk

Did anyone read this shit?
boe.es/boe/dias/2020/03/14/pdfs/BOE-A-2020-3692.pdf

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now it shows +1

archive.is/ww9RS

Guam has three cases of the coronavirus, two of them has had recent travel to the Philippines. All are elderly, in their 60's. It was a United flight, not Philippine Airlines, and it had arrived on March 2 from Manila. So the people infected with the SARS-CoV-2 virus had been spreading it for the last two weeks all are Guam residents, two of them had recent travel to and from the Philippines, and the third has no travel history. Praise for Japan and South Korea for not spreading the coronavirus to Guam, but damn Duterte and his administration in the Philippines for allowing the virus to spread.

Government of Guam has shut down Senior Citizen centers and cancelled social gatherings. Local government will meet with education officials about how to proceed with classes.

"GMH visitation policy
"Guam Memorial Hospital announced it has amended its visitors policy effective Sunday in light of the public health crisis."

- The emergency department is restricted to patients and staff only. If the admitted patient is a minor, person with a disability or otherwise requires a guardian, one visitor/caregiver will be authorized to accompany the patient.
- In all other patient care areas, one visitor/caregiver per patient is permitted inside the hospital facility.
- Viewing for the deceased will be limited to one hour.
- GMH began temperature screenings of all visitors/caregivers before entering the hospital. Persons who register temperatures of 100º Fahrenheit or higher will not be allowed entrance.
- GMH strongly encourages any person with temperatures of 100º Fahrenheit or higher to contact their private physicians. If a primary caregiver exceeds acceptable temperatures, an alternate caregiver will need to be identified.

There is also some stuff about an Unemployment Bill, probably for those who have recently lost their jobs as well as more social event cancellations.

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So he's saying it could mutate?

im not prepped but my parents have been for years. does this count? am 21 years old btw. hella guns, lots of food and resources, only thing they dont have are masks but i just ordered some for all of us. N95's with long last filters.

do you need some attention gyppo :(

Two pages of obituaries on 6 March vs nine pages on 13 March.

57000 niggers not being killed every day, fuck.

AGHHHHHH
CORONA HAS INFECTED MY MIND

MUST VISIT NURSING HOMES
CAN'T.... RESIST UGGGHHHH!!!!!!

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user I...

WHEN TOTAL COLLAPSE?

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both my friends are fucked

one just got back from holiday as panic buying started and the other doesn't have enough money and didn't bother stocking up.

Both NGMI

how the fuck do you just go back life with NO EMERGENCY SAVINGS, how many fucking retards live like this. M-MUH INSURANCE

is insurance going to feed you cunt, you stupid fucking CUNT

They aren't. SARS is a coronavirus. Retards just think that flu virus and corona are the same type.

>obituaries
>paper
top kek
boomers on Yas Forums?

fixed

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APELIN cure for COVID?

>There appears to be a close interplay between the inotropic and cardioprotective peptides apelin and ACE2 since ACE2 is downregulated in apelin-deficient mice and apelin acts as a positive regulator of ACE2 expression in failing hearts in vivo.
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/B9780128013649000250

>Apelin induces a very wide range of biological effects, such as hypotensive effect through nitric oxide (NO) release, angiogenesis, and stimulation of cardiac contractility, water intake, and diuretic effect, as well as inhibiting HIV infection.
sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/apelin

What the fuck is apelin and how can we overdose on that shit

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no translation in french. I feel insulted. I miss the time we were relevant :(.

the question is are they evil of stupid

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5469 people who won't have full lung capacity, if recovered.
5469 people who might have nerve/brain damage, if recovered.

This is not good, user, not good at all.

*or

>corona-chan
>looks nothing like the corona virus
>bat wings even though the virus came from pangolins
I wish the cells at work author would draw her.

They're trying to say that everything is fine and media is exaggerating it

70+ years of occupation by mutts and brainwashing did the intended work

>NO EMERGENCY SAVINGS
Part of the reason so many people are absolutely fucked. Including my parents.

Only an idiot would think those dense cities arent overwhelmed already

Both, their stupidity is inexcusable and should be conflated with evil intent.

It's a catch-22
If everyone listens to Yas Forums and goes under total lockdown nothing will happen and the virus might eradicate itself without any major global disaster.
And if we believe in nothingburgers this virus might wreck havoc humanity has never seen before.
Tough choice

twitter.com/TheJihyeLee/status/1238996211043987457?s=20

>South Korea reports 76 new coronavirus cases in 24 hours -- this is an all time low since February 20th, and the first time droppping to double digits since then. Third day in a row where released patients outnumber the additional confirmed cases. #killthevirus

Is it over?

not evil, just stupid.

you mean never?

Panicking even though it's pretty obvious shit was going to go down for months.

We'll see who's dumb when winter comes and the virus comes back, you're not /herdimmune/ and have another peak.

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just enjoy watching us burn then, random guamese memeflaggot

>Of course I bought Chloroquine and zinc against Corona, how could you tell?

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twitter.com/DellAnnaLuca/status/1239144889167691778

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go through life*

Civil war is coming to Germany.
Thanks to Merkel in 2015.

Checked
In here probably 2 weeks or 1 month, give or take

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count again. it's 1.5 vs 10

Corona-chan, take my get and destroy the universe!

White/European abortions among the daily 60,000:
>32,000
>Over 50%

Remember: they fucked with bat viruses and HIV to see if they can make it connect to ACE2 receptors for over a decade

jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899

>In this study, we investigated the receptor usage of the SL-CoV S by combining a human immunodeficiency virus-based pseudovirus system with cell lines expressing the ACE2 molecules of human, civet, or horseshoe bat. In addition to full-length S of SL-CoV and SARS-CoV, a series of S chimeras was constructed by inserting different sequences of the SARS-CoV S into the SL-CoV S backbone

>Fourth, a minimal insert region (amino acids 310 to 518) was found to be sufficient to convert the SL-CoV S from non-ACE2 binding to human ACE2 binding, indicating that the SL-CoV S is largely compatible with SARS-CoV S protein both in structure and in function

Just the first wave, bro.

>both my friends
that's pretty great by Yas Forums standards, do you think you'll be able to make another when they die?

Reposting a theory

>Iran and Italy are showing a higher death rate
>Some factors contributing to the higher death rate may include: smoking, pollution, age, gender
>One factor may have been overlooked: skin color
>Italian and Iranian people are both kind of dark
>John Campbell said that vitamin D(3) plays an important function in lung tissue repair
>Italians and Iranians can't produce enough D3 at this time of the year because of their dark skins (and other factors only worsen the situation)

Original theory, do not steal

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How much worse is it gonna get?

The God Emperor Lives.

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>However, your Neanderthal ancestry accounts for less than 4% of your overall DNA.
I'm 4% caveman.
Probably why I have a fetish for everything hairy.

you're Italy 2 weeks ago

>Over 50%

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>6abc.com/amp/6014169
So we expecting a spike in cases around Chicago if these are the queues for the on-arrival health screening?

you wasted your salary and your time at home being a schizo while I went to the mall :(

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I can say at least that our fall is not equal to austria fall for matterness.

We always have been relevant trought history.

Why so many youngs in netherlands are in intensive care?

twitter.com/lookner/status/1238951586287751171

I'm still confused by what you guys mean when you say "throw in the towel".
Like, they're just ignoring it completely?

Calm down. The production and transportation of food is working normally. It's just that there isn't enough supplies to meet demand right now.

its not even that much like $500, people welfare over here are getting $750 next payment but thats to promote spending rather than feeding them.

Friendly reminder to take it easy. Don't overstress yourself with the current events. Here is some classical music for this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

God bless corona-chan.

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It's both. There will be lockdowns which means economic disaster AND severe death counts.

Don't get my hopes up user

they have damaged lungs from smoking too much weed

a month and a half

This fookin guy make me have a mega kek

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based oni bro.

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Daily reminder that this is a meme disease and if you're staying at home you're either a parasitary geezer or a schizo. You need to be executed either way

these cryptokikes will zip their lips until people fucking die all over D.C.

Only testing if you're older than 70.

Not monitoring cases, not doing quarantines.
Just ignoring it is pretty correct, yeah.

Because that's what the Kung Flu does, especially the strain found in Europe right now, Italy, Netherlands, France.

Guess who are they gonna start texting for food and money.

>twitter.com/lookner/status/1238951586287751171
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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then why wasting your time here? Go outside, play, go shopping. Go to a cinema or a club, preferably crowded.

Guam got the coronavirus from the Philippines. It's all Duterte's fault.

The people of Guam, Chamorros and other Pacific Islanders, as well as Filipinos and some other Asian groups(Vietnamese, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese) who are on the island and are residents are called Guamanians, you asshole.

> it's just the flu, brah

Jesus fucking christ Holy fucking shit just listened to an international health professional say this Virus damages your airways sometimes permanently and that older people may have more developed immune systems and when our anti bodies attack the virus they don't kill it, they make it more sticky which enables it to infect other cells more inefficiently. It is why elderly are getting fucked up and children have less sever symptoms.
1% of the population expected to not recover
EG: They will die.
They are expecting at least 80% of the worlds population to catch this virus. Hundreds of millions will die.

Holy fucking shit holy fucking shit.

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Empty factories running without production to spend energy and look like "working".

You forgot to add New Jersey’s curfew.

What did they mean by this? We absolutely need them, but I don’t fucking trust them. What’s their endgame?

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i'm going to make friends with animals instead at least they see the signs shit is coming.

>more efficiently

Two days ago we stopped testing people who aren't in serious condition, except for people who are working in hospitals or people who are over 70 years old. Now news are telling us number of new cases in Finland is going down. It's a miracle, our government did the impossible, and we are saved!

Absolutely clown world.

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>Still calling trumpstein "god emperor"
Cringe af dude. And you're not even a mutt.

I already did that yesterday

bla bla bla

correct

>231 cases now
>expecting 300 in the evening
>Babiš most likely to go full lockdown
aaaaaargh

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JUST FOUND OUT SOMEONE IN MY LITTLE TOWN IS INFECTED
SHE JUST CAME BACK FROM SKI VACATION IN AUSTRIA
SHE'S A LOCAL POLITICAN AND AROUND LOTS OF PEOPLE
FUCK FUCK FUCK

okay whitoids, ironically, at this moment, better to outsource the work of contain this virus to the Chinese.
They did covered it up due to the nature of their political system and culture, but when their arse is really on fire, they did fairly good.
Governments in the West right now are literally killing their citizens.

look at this mongrel lmao

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>going to the mall while browsing Yas Forums
such a badass you're

Corona chan saves lives!

>wolrd's population is majority white
lmao

Even if we assume that China is lying, South Korea and other Asian countries have successfully stopped the spread of the disease. Happening cancelled?

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>had to get some tools from my car
>used the stairs instead of the elevator coming back
>tired just from a few sets of stairs

guys...

publicity ?
I mean I am sure not a lot of american want to use alibaba due to the corona.

The higher north the harder it hits because of lack of vitamin d.
youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

Nah. Things are pretty nice over here. No reason to panic unless you have a third world tier medical system and you're old

LOL amerifatasses on motorised scooters fighting in stores already

Thanks for all the memes, fingols, RIP

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Dummies think by changing who you test will make the number of new cases go down.

I am going for a walk to the forest before shit goes down. You should too user.

They want everyone to know Trump has been lying all this time.
>here, have test equipement
Now you HAVE TO do the testing

Some time before May

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>SHE'S A LOCAL POLITICAN AND AROUND LOTS OF PEOPLE
you're fucked

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I forgot, there are also some White and Black Americans on Guam, we are a territory of the U.S. and there some military bases on the island. Also, I don't watch much television, so no, I won't be watching you guys burn.

What would happen to the rest of the world if Italy collapsed? Our health system cannot deal anymore with the thousands of cases coming up everyday

all poorfags do this. They go to the mall then sit on a bench texting because they can afford only a pretzel but is not lunch time yet.

don't coof on me darkie

user, literally every flip here blames Duterte for not closing or restricting travel, remember he already sold us to the Chinks and he's also thinking about that muh Tourism and shekels and shit. Also it doesn't really matter if you got it from the Philippines, sooner or later some other stupid tourist would have probably spread it there anyway. Just hope your gubermint would take direct action and eliminate the spread

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Dad is coofing.

So UK is kill?

BREAKING
ACCORDING TO CALCULATIONS BY THE REGIONAL HEALTH INSTITUTES (GGD) WE HAVE 6000 CASES!!

rtlnieuws.nl/nieuws/nederland/artikel/5056941/ggd-chef-al-6000-mensen-besmet-met-coronaviurs

It's because normies think nothing will happen to them. There's no way they can get sick and end up hospitalized, there's no way that they can lose a loved one. People find comfort in denial, thinking that it can't happen to them. But they don't realize is that it's going to happen to all of us. When this is over, every single human on the planet is going to lose someone that matters to them.

my local newscasters are laughing at the HERD IMMUNITY meme from the UK

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Based Korea

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Even the TP?

Sauce?

M8 you're in a national state of emergency countries all over the world are going into lock down the happening has already happened.

Up to 10% of population dead.