/cvg/ corona virus general #2086

► Detected: 157,457 ► Died: 5,845

>NEWS
Turkey shuts down schools, universities
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
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Poland shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
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WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
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Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
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Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
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>LATEST CASES
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States.
06:49: 21 new cases in Indonesia.
06:30: 7 new cases in Alabama, United States.
06:25: 1 new case in Norway.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,844 (3,199) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 12,729 (611) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 6,391 (196) Germany 4,599 (9) France 4,469 (91) US 3,024 (60) Switzerland 1,375 (13) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,110 (3) Sweden 961 (2) Netherlands 959 (12) Denmark 836 (1) Japan 804 (22) Austria 758 (1) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 689 (4) Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Indonesia 107 (5) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 337 Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Czech Rep. 189 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Romania 123 Estonia 115 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 36 Georgia 30 Hungary 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Latvia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Maldives 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Martinique 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Venezuela 2

Everyone is just jealous of our herd immunity.

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COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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>Dead: 5,844
lol, still only 5,844.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,844? Four days? Five days?

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NIGGERS

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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NOTHINGBURGER FAGS BTFO LOLMAO

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Boris converting to Fascism when?

>Boris
>Let’s virus run
>kills majority of boomers that cost the country billions and hold all capital
>Kills tons of shitskins in big cities


Hmmmmmmm

Is Laos dead, or something?

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>IT'S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND YET THERE ARE SOME IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT STILL HAVE YET TO PREP

CONFESS

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DEUS VULT BROTHER

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Reposting this because we are all going to die.

Songs (vocals only):
Sweet corona:
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Down with the sickness (jazz):
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Hurt:
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Bat flu rising:
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Oats in the water:
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My Sharona:
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Gives you hell:
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Hallelujah:
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Welcome to the jungle (jazz):
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Closer(jazz):
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Alive with the glory of love:
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Skater boy:
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Enter Sandman:
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Frozen
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Heat of the Moment
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City of Lights (TAPE FIVE):
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why aren't you self-isolating right now, you stupid cunt?

Remember: they fucked with bat viruses and HIV to see if they can make it connect to ACE2 receptors for over a decade

jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899

>In this study, we investigated the receptor usage of the SL-CoV S by combining a human immunodeficiency virus-based pseudovirus system with cell lines expressing the ACE2 molecules of human, civet, or horseshoe bat. In addition to full-length S of SL-CoV and SARS-CoV, a series of S chimeras was constructed by inserting different sequences of the SARS-CoV S into the SL-CoV S backbone

>Fourth, a minimal insert region (amino acids 310 to 518) was found to be sufficient to convert the SL-CoV S from non-ACE2 binding to human ACE2 binding, indicating that the SL-CoV S is largely compatible with SARS-CoV S protein both in structure and in function

I can't believe that we're actually becoming a superpower after all the big boys coof to death. Actually, maybe life under Kim wouldn't be so bad. Given abundance of resources, I think he'd be able to lead well as long as it didn't go to his head, Xi & Mao style.

So does this shit cause permanent lung damage?

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BASED BOOMER REMOVING BRITS

If I die, I die
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POURING ONE FOR THE HOMES IN BRITDONG AND GURMONY

GOOD LUCK NIGGIES

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Thank you Jesus

You sure that's not you guiseppe? I have immunity already

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Report back to us in a month, maskless one...

>kills his own voter base

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reposting this because nobody gives me a (You)

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HOW DO I MAKE HOMEMADE SANITIZER

A fee weeks ago there were many reports of REINFECTION being absolute brutal even for young people.

Basically you get a light cold and the 2nd time you get hit by the truck.

Any new informations about the REINFECTION business? Because if true, that s the big killer.

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not if you're dead

Who wants to volunteer to be the first immune ones in the herd?

Don't worry user, we'll be joining you guys. UK especially with Boris and his herd immunity strat.

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To spread it, you mutt fuck. Your feeble genes cannot handle it no wonder why you are shitting yourself

Soon, but you will not live long enough to see it. I am so sorry. Sacrifices have to be made to build the herd immunity.

Infect me already

the fuck is the point of prepping? Your preps will only last for a couple of months and then you're fucked anyway. This virus isn't going away.

jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/184819
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/2749214
regular paper surgical masks might still be a bit protective without having to be n95s? besides the already known benefit of the person wearing it not spreading their germs

When the world will perish, we will rise.

HERD IMMUNITY NOW
IMMUNITY FOR YOU, IMMUNITY FOR THE HERD
GET INFECTED, SPREAD THE INFECTION
GET THE IMMUNITY, SPREAD HOPE
SAFETY FOR ALL, IMMUNITY FOR ALL

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(you)

You know, that's what I still like about my country. A few years ago I overheard an Italian tourist talking over the phone and saying: "E bello qua perche non ci sono gli negri". I couldn't suppress my laughter.

WHY TF HASN'T THE UK BEEN TRAVEL BANNED YET?????

You’ll know in a month

As will I because we are #TheHerd

Looks like I'll be at home, not doing shit for a while, and I'm already bored

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LOL
Definite happening in my area now.

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since you herd follower, the literal definition of a sheeple

>muh chink insectoid NPC gatherings
explain yourselves now
you normiefags are no different than chinks

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>BUT ID

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>fallout 4 fag
get outta here
nice song tho

Go be an NPC somewhere else

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Worse.
They're commies.

Yes

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threadly reminder most schools stayed open in japan and businesses are operating as usual anf they are doing zero testing here but somehow everyone hasnt died. im fucking spooked bros and i look fucking insane because my family and i have been locked in our house since mid february and i quit my job.

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we'll reborn like a phoenix and the future will be shiny. at least for us.

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I will live. Cope more. Russia will have another loss of life. This century has been a killer for you.

You have to go back

How does herd immunity work with multiple strains? Keep clam, a nation of coofers

Nobody 100% knows. It does in some cases, but some people report it being unironically just like the flu. Maybe it has a lot to do with genetics, overall health, age, illnesses, level of fitness and your general predisposition (maybe even luck) towards this virus. There are also perfectly healthy people who just drop dead in an instant. If Iran reported their real numbers... Jesus, if China did that... hoo boy.

I hope so...

MIGA boomers, what's wrong with them?

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Corona-chan, take this GET and use it to destroy the universe!!

ITS AIRBORNE YOU FAGGOT

twitter.com/JasonWhitely/status/1238986444615618561

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The economy is gonna get so fugged. Our national business model is based in "whores and waiters". Now that the tourists are gone we are truly fucked.

60-70% alcohol (140+ proof vodka in a pinch)
clear water-based gel moisturizer/aloe gel
xanthan gum
mix vigorously

idk if this will actually work

nice argument faggot

You can't contain the herd.

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NEET bros are in their element

I should have listened to the doomers. All you faggots had to do was say that this is SARS and not used "coronavirus" or "COVID-19" and I would have listened

What happening?

Nothing ever happened bro

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Indeed.

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do you prefer stalker?

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twitter.com/AFPceleb/status/1239062938452803586
Based Mexico

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somebody post the conspiracy theory post about

>china originated diseases getting neutral names

while

>ebola, zika

got geographical names, pls

Imagine the smell of Corona-chan's armpits.

Thanks Gary!

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>have aging population
>providential COVID-19 gets rid of the old and gives birth to the young
problem solved

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just get herd immunity bro

I couldnt find tp so i bought 240 adult diapers yesterday.

Renting, not even once.

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danke user, ich bin schon froh

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I see no niggers. This clearly isnt Murrica or Europe.
Moscow? Mexico City? Iran?

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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>wrote off all the talk about lung scarring and infertility as standard Yas Forums overhype
>boomer dad mentions lung damage unprompted when we're talking about it
i-it's just normal pneumonia complications, right?

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I can't help you, damage is rooted to deep.God have mercy on your soul burger

Are TSA agents still 99% niggers?

What are you going to do when the internet goes out and you have to eat other people to survive?

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Is that Spain?

>I know your incomes are taking a hit so I'm providing taco shells
>Bring your own meat and cheese
>Also fuck you rent is still due

Fellow countries with leaders who actually do something
Why are muttistan/g*rmany and UK so retarded?

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Why did you suck off a nigger?

Is that from Italy or Spain?

twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1239134149140717570

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>herd immunity

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do you happen to have this post?

Gutes Deutsch mein Bruder!

Doesn't work even with 1 strain, user

>Follow up studies from patients who recovered from SARS suggest that the SARS-CoV-specific antibody response is short lived. In these patients, SARS-CoV-specific IgM and IgA response lasted less than 6 months, while virus-specific IgG titer peaked four-months post infection and markedly declined after one year.

It will likely spread out of Japan to re-infect the rest of Asia, the Olympics are gay.

actually on second thought just carry around 140+ proof vodka and douse your hands in it once in a while