/cvg/ corona virus general #2085

► Detected: 157,114 ► Died: 5,839

>NEWS
Turkey shuts down schools, universities
archive.is/yHXpt

France under lockdown, 66 million people
archive.is/Z8GOR

Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
archive.is/X8GWA

Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
archive.is/wip/MOWf9

Poland shuts down borders
archive.is/2XPPi

>RESEARCH
Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

Virus infects bacteria, lives in guts indefinitely
archive.is/CI9sO

>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
archive.is/E1xxz

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

Wuhan biolab sold lab animals as wild-caught to wet markets
archive.is/r4R0w

Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
archive.is/H1Bm1

>LATEST CASES
07:40: 103 new cases in Austria.
07:39: 8 new cases in Kuwait.
07:25: 39 new cases in Florida, United States.
07:03: 2 new cases in Hawaii, United States.
06:49: 21 new cases in Indonesia.
06:30: 7 new cases in Alabama, United States.
06:25: 1 new case in Norway.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
pastebin.com/raw/qy5RFpVX

Attached: 77B1F6DE-D6E8-4906-91F1-A0FD059EFCFD.jpg (1024x748, 102.5K)

Other urls found in this thread:

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200315/k10012332641000.html
strawpoll.me/19538684
strawpoll.me/19538691
youtube.com/watch?v=ROQrbWkV4HI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,844 (3,199) ► International 75,886 (2,640): Italy 21,157 (1,441) Iran 12,729 (611) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 6,391 (196) Germany 4,599 (9) France 4,469 (91) US 3,024 (60) Switzerland 1,375 (13) UK 1,140 (21) Norway 1,110 (3) Sweden 961 (2) Netherlands 959 (12) Denmark 836 (1) Japan 804 (22) Austria 758 (1) D. Princess 696 (7) Belgium 689 (4) Canada 252 (1) Australia 248 (3) Greece 228 (3) Slovenia 181 (1) H. Kong 142 (4) Ireland 129 (2) Philippines 111 (8) Iraq 110 (10) Egypt 110 (2) Indonesia 107 (5) Poland 104 (3) S. Marino 101 (5) India 100 (2) Lebanon 93 (3) Thailand 82 (1) Taiwan 53 (1) Luxembourg 51 (1) Argentina 45 (2) Panama 43 (1) Bulgaria 41 (2) Algeria 39 (3) Albania 38 (1) Ecuador 28 (2) Azerbaijan 19 (1) Morocco 18 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Qatar 337 Malaysia 238 Finland 225 Bahrain 212 Singapore 212 Israel 193 Czech Rep. 189 Portugal 169 Iceland 161 Brazil 151 Romania 123 Estonia 115 Kuwait 112 S. Arabia 103 UAE 85 Chile 61 Russia 59 Vietnam 53 Serbia 46 Slovakia 44 Peru 43 Mexico 41 Brunei 40 Croatia 39 S. Africa 38 Palestine 38 Pakistan 36 Georgia 30 Hungary 30 Belarus 27 C. Rica 27 Latvia 26 Cyprus 26 Senegal 24 Colombia 24 Bosnia 21 Armenia 20 Macedonia 19 Oman 19 Tunisia 18 Malta 18 Moldova 12 Afghanistan 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Maldives 11 Macao 10 S. Lanka 10 Bolivia 10 Faeroes 10 Martinique 10 Lithuania 9 N. Zealand 8 Jamaica 8 Cambodia 7 Fr. Guiana 7 Paraguay 7 Kazakhstan 6 Réunion 6 Turkey 6 Uruguay 6 Bangladesh 5 Cuba 4 Liechtenstein 4 P. Rico 4 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Honduras 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Ivory C. 2 Curaçao 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Namibia 2 St. Martin 2 Seychelles 2 Tri. & Tob. 2 Venezuela 2

Attached: CE50ECA4-E856-45BF-A484-6896F2787553.jpg (891x597, 210.55K)

>Dead: 5,844
lol, still only 5,844.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,844? Four days? Five days?

Attached: still.png (689x1195, 211.43K)

lol it's more or less just the common cold. why the fuck is everybody freaking out so much.

COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,000

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

Attached: tragedy.jpg (750x648, 113.71K)

MAN WHAT IS GOING ON
IS IT EVEN DEADLY?

lmao

Attached: mic.jpg (460x373, 35.13K)

Where are my anxiety bros?

Attached: 5G_body.png (640x316, 202.67K)

Honestly, you people laugh at oven hoarders, but you really dont have enough ovens yourselves. The average oven burns 100 Jews per day. If you have an oven family of 10, that's 7000 jews a week. Over 28,000 a month and over 6,000,000 in 4.2 years. Ovens will be worth their weight in shekels in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Attached: 1571030698787.jpg (1430x1071, 235.62K)

I added fader effect so it doesn't look awkward

Attached: CC.gif (558x717, 3.62M)

Prime Minister of Israel has his corruption trial postponed due to corona.

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200315/k10012332641000.html

Attached: Untitled.png (1008x838, 581.09K)

I hate that no one but sub 60 iq failures at life are in these threads on Sundays

>AHEM
CHINKS ARE WORSE THEN NIGGERS!

Attached: IMG_3811.jpg (798x452, 106.3K)

strawpoll.me/19538684
strawpoll.me/19538684
strawpoll.me/19538684

Attached: 284f9e7e2a8c51c1479410e149a4430abe88b24e29fbfc41967ff1c39d1db3ac_1.jpg (671x779, 35.66K)

SOUTH AMERICA WILL FALL!!! IT'S THE WILLING OF GOD THE PURGING OF THIS CURSED LAND!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Attached: ON FIRE.jpg (1179x687, 188.79K)

>"AAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Attached: 128937918273.gif (480x270, 1.62M)

>Philippines jumped to 140 cases

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Attached: 1520099373250.jpg (421x460, 48.69K)

>Only nations with a steeper curve than Italy are China, Spain and the US
I am ready to see bodies piled in the streets of New York

Attached: grill.jpg (907x858, 116.55K)

half of the icu patients in france and the netherlands are below 50 some below 30

Attached: FCECB5DF-B0A8-4435-843B-796EDA611CB1.jpg (459x700, 114.97K)

kek

Would like to know your thoughts.

strawpoll.me/19538691

Britbros, explain wtf is your government doing? Are they purposefully trying to end up with 28 Days Later scenario or what?

5% death rate in Italy.
thats about 50 times worse than the flu. and its still spreading with no end in sight.

Stupid nigger being stupid

Attached: 1580888394822.png (540x540, 133.22K)

Based digits lol and good work Aussieanon stay safe

TROPICAL WEATHER CAN'T KILL CORONA-CHAN

SUMMERTIME WON'T DO SHIT


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: Screenshot_20200313-183504.png (720x850, 487.13K)

Based oven poster

How does the "Italy's population is older" crowd respond do this

Some students at my uni got this email recently. Fuck this country

Attached: Clown.jpg (1080x1634, 455.41K)

How is Chile going? Did the protests ended?

We will be okay as long as niggers have access to alcohol and coat hangers

>strawpoll.me/19538691
I demand a third option!!! the god's purged against degeneracy.

Attached: accurate.jpg (2394x1926, 588.01K)

My parents are experiencing the biggest stages of grief right now. My mom won’t get it through her head that she’s in denial. She got back from a party drunk rambling about the government and this man made hoax shit which makes sense I guess but being drunk is fuckking annoying. She went on a emotional breakdown saying how she wants to feed the kids cause the schools are closed. I told her we can’t just give food out cause these people are gonna fucking turn on us later and now she’s screaming at me calling me a monster and stuff. God these people are fucking helpless

Attached: 23714E3C-C263-4B77-A504-4AA25290B48E.jpg (750x1165, 59.1K)

So it was him. Now it all makes sense.

Our shithole is now 140. I fucking knew it, the moment that motherfucking mudslime spread his filth in Greenhills, it is automatically over.

if you’re not done prepping as of begin march you might as well just go door to door and start licking the knobs

I would love to be under lockdown instead of being at work
>Stay home on the internet all day playing games, watching porn and generally doing nothing of value

What are some of the biggest changes to societal living you feel are going to happen once this virus is over? What lessons can be learned from all this happening right now?

Attached: 1527058820234.png (500x532, 489.53K)

what the fuck

Obligatory....

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

Attached: keksimus maximus.jpg (242x255, 17.73K)

Is GALLVIN THREESOME going to do ANYTHING about California?


WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: arnie.jpg (960x718, 70.78K)

The British government is pretending that letting the disease spread is part of thier plan to get everyone herd immunity, when in reality its just the liberal state being sclerotic and failing at collective action.

>UK is police state when it's business as usual
>when every other nation on Earth is slowly going North Korea mode with good reason they do nothing
???

>Estonia stops testing patients with light viral symptoms to focus the medical system on critical patients
>One hospitalized
>135 confirmed cases

corona is a fungus and you sweat the spores
the leftist were infected from the wuhan aderonochrome lab contamination
and now the fungus controls their brain and want's total destruction

youtube.com/watch?v=ROQrbWkV4HI

>all the schools that got shut down are resulting in everyone using it as an excuse to travel and party
all the students went nuts this weekend and went out in huge numbers for st pattys stuff

Italy started to triage based on age since their healthcare system is overwhelmed, so it's normal that their CFR should spike massively

>US government doesn't have enough tests to go around
>can still test every nigger in the NBA
as if I needed any further proof our kike politicians are trying to kill and replace whites

>were not in the end times

>show them when i sold 130$ toilet paper within seconds of posting it online

Attached: NancyDabinMMLD-1235891954719666176-3.jpg (598x465, 38.79K)

what will you do when this all blows over Gary?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I DONT WANT STINKY ZIVIS IN MY RTW

Attached: supersadpepe.jpg (225x224, 5.7K)

what if...
there is no viral spread.
what if the nasal swab for testing is the virus.
forced door to door testing.
get rid of the undesirables.
to risky to gun people down.
militias would form.
using lockdown, fear/panic and social distancing no one would be able to unite to stop it.

Face it the good brits moved to the colonies long ago.

Tje average age in Italy is 47, only slightly above the European average and below Jap and Korean

the Golden Mosque on Quiapo ain't closing.
we'll have a mini-Iran very fucking soon

Did anything change after ebola, sars, swine flu?

Relax flipbro corona-chans just giving the gift we fine

Attached: IMG_20200309_135023.jpg (881x1024, 86K)

corona-chan boobies

articles are only in dutch as far as i can find it probably wont gain traction yet, my country is still full in denial even after lockdown they keep partying or go to the netherlands on citytrips because everything is closed here

Look up ARDS. We're all gonna die, the immune system overreacts, fills the lungs with fluid and the oxygen can't pass from the alveoli to the bloodstream.

Anyone else trying to catch it early on so you can get it over with?
I'm 24 and healthy so I don't really have anything personal to fear from catching it.

IMO this had to happen. There will be a lot of lessons learned from this about how to quickly contain infectious diseases in a globohomo world so that when a really lethal one does hit we're all prepared. Plus as a positive all of the other current infectious diseases like flu strains etc will have been curtailed as well so there are secondary positive effects.

Mudslime? What happened?

Should be arrested and definently sued if someone was infected because of this