AUS/POL/ - FULL METAL BEERCAN EDITION

Fuck off tarrantposters, we're full
This is a board of peace.

>Police enforcement of lockdown on the table
sm h.com.au/politics/nsw/matter-of-life-and-death-nsw-police-can-enforce-isolation-bans-20200315-p54a9p.html

>Australians unhappy about national lockdown
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-reacts-to-prime-ministers-strategy-to-slow-spread-of-disease/news-story/cdea93f66e5ac7a5a783de21973d872d

>Information and data cannot be claimed for ownership
9news.com.au/national/you-can-t-possess-information-nsw-judge/1de7e4f4-b343-4082-92b8-2695f2e24c8b

>Casual workers missing out on wages due to Cov19
sm h.com.au/politics/federal/many-casuals-to-lose-hundreds-from-coronavirus-isolation-measures-20200314-p54a2h.html

>People still in hysteria over supplies running out
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/50-metre-lines-at-woolworths-as-coronavirus-shopping-panic-escalates-c-744821

>Shoppers catch onto this one simple trick to bypass buying limits
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/shoppers-slammed-for-sneaky-un-australian-tactic-to-get-around-supermarket-food-limits-c-744954

>Doctor contracts corona virus and is self documenting the infection process with ultrasound
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/doctor-ultrasounds-his-lungs-as-coronavirus-progresses--c-744880

>Authorities will launch a multimillion dollar national advertising blitz on Sunday encouraging Australians to wash their hands and avoid contact if they are sick, as the government steps up its efforts to limit the spread of coronavirus.
sm h.com.au/politics/federal/wash-cover-avoid-multi-million-dollar-advertising-blitz-launched-to-stop-coronavirus-20200314-p54a2v.html

Previous Thread

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in Nomine Patris

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et Filio

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WISH I was fourteen beers deep right now

THE DAILY RIDE

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et Spiritu Sancti

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Powering through threads today.

Thread is now blessed, now you can go about your business.
>the father
>the son
>the holy spirit

If you get it and it’s mild - become a super spreader. Thinning the boomer ranks is what we need.

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Aus/pol/ has gotten shitter

were you here the last couple days? today has been 1000x better than the last 2 days or so. Thank you based non glowing anons.

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but i love my parents. no, but unironically, that is what worries me. Also, my aunt has lung cancer. it's in the early stages, and she is having surgery next week, but if she catches it, she is dead. This shit is real, and our parents could die, and no I am not some meme kid who hates his parents.

when it was "good" we were lucky to have a thread a day, if that. even if its shittier now, we have several threads a day so id rather have that desu. theres nothing worse than doing a crtl f aus/pol and get zero results

I will 200% agree, the past few days have been alright. Maybe I'm looking through rose tinted glasses, about 3 years ago was bretty gud

Dear ASIO,

I know you are required to attend and monitor every AUS/POL/ thread.

Back in 2004, you rejected my application to join your organisation.
To be frank, you make it very difficult for entry-level staff to join your organisation and contacting you directly has been a fruitless task.

For this reason, I am using this monitored thread to apply to join you at graduate level. Yes, if you do the maths (first applied as grad in 2004, now 2020), I am nearly 40 and still asking for a graduate job. That's the nature of this shitty job market, I don't blame you glowies for your involvement in that, so long as you don't judge me for being a victim of this shitty system and shitty job market.

So yeah, what do I have to offer?
Years and years of experience participating in right-wing forums on the internet.
Not radicalised against any ethnic minority, perfectly willing and able to be a shabbos goy and serve our Jewish overlords.
The only ethnic group I villify are the Palestinians, they may have a flag but they'll never have a state. Wink, wink to my friends in Israel, that was for you.

I don't have an ISP, so I'm sure you can backtrace my post and get in contact with me.

Yours sincerely,

user Ymous

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Source on the girl? I'd forgive her for having a pussy.

2 or 3 with op baking the bread at around 6pm was enough for me to get my fix

i found her, user

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It hasn't been this entertaining since the election.

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What will the npcs buy up next? I wanna be 2 steps ahead of these mindless robots

It's objectively the same. If your experience of it has gotten shitter it's a product of your own mind, not the state of the threads.

Sorry, I'm a little tipsy on cask wine as I write this, I meant to say
>I don't have a VPN.
Obviously you'd already know who my ISP is.

Do you glowies get on the goon sack? If so, I'll bring one to the job interview.

Looking forward to hearing from you shortly.

Chang and The Coofers

>Yours sincerely,
>
>user Ymous
keked

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>5 boomers dead
>285 infected
roll for more dead boomers, chinkenpox might end up fixing the budget better than any government

Batteries?
It's bound to be something pointless and unnecessary.

I’m in the western suburbs and there is basically nothing non any shelf

lol i'll repost it. NAME MY BAND

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cat litter. no joke, I work in a Coles and we're struggling to keep it on the shelves. I'm starting to think people are resorting to that since toilet paper is gone

Flu Tang Clan

Before the nsw state election last time did have so good bantz

I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it

I'd recommend having some basic medication on hand, most of it is made in shithole countries, which could give people issues. I was literally just at Aldi and there was fuck all meat and zero frozen vegetables

I just want to point out, at least one of them is a woman (akimbo dyke looking one), yet they are all about the same height.

>it's just a flu bro

I've got bad news user. Your parents are going to die. 100% guaranteed.

Yeah only one left when I went, I reckon dog/cat food will go next

I've already stocked up on kitty litter and cat food, thought id get in early. I kept thinking cold and flu tablets would go but the npcs dont seem to be thinking about it

>NAME MY BAND
Whales in bags.
BF and the Fat Fuck Experience.

I busted a nut to the rape and murder of Grace Millane. She was a slut so she deserved to die. The slut should be slaughtered for her blubber. Jesse Kempson did nothing wrong. Is that normal?

PS. I hate women. The only good woman is a dead woman.

It's pretty obvious why the taxi driver expected a penis.

Do you faggots have corned beef hash (in cans) in your country, or are you so gay you have a semen IV drip? If you have it, I hope you stocked up on it instead of nasty shit like DEENZ.

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>cold and flu tablets
they're probably smart enough to know the real shit is protected by pharmacists and not at a supermarket.

I can't stop wanking to pics of dead women. Is that normal?

light bulbs? No that would actually be useful.

They're in their 60s. There is a good chance. I don't want it, though.

I will paypal you AUD10 to bust a nut on the bf and post the cummy paper with timestamp

$50 fren?

I missed you!

In my area all the ibuprofen and Panadol went last week

Hey fellas, seen some coverage in the media about the christchurch shooting one year ago. What are the odds we see this much coverage on the Sri Lankan bombings?
5 times as many dead, Christian victims.

>BF and the Fat Fuck Experience.
>bf
don't bring me into this. i'm nowhere near as fat as any of them.

...fine. post your paypal.me address with the timestamp

/ck/ green curry making user here, what’s for dinner guys?

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That shit likes gay.
We eat braised steak and onions here mutt.

>hash

is it smokeable?

Ausmommy
Me on the right

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Whether you want it or not, your parents are going to die.
DESU they're dead already and just waiting to decompose.

Fuckin i dunno cunt i just woke up
Been sleeping all day

mother fucker, why do you post this in every thread? i swear to christ you're a faggot. this isn't bants, this is some perverse wish of yours.

That looks shit

dunno yet. wouldnt you cook the shit outta the chicken before adding the veges?

Hello Bust a Nut. Did you make it to Cronulla today?

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we eat that too, M8. this is canned food to prepare for the collapse. We also just eat it for breakfast.

Deenz are better

>Me on the right

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bust a nut to this

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i don't hate you. why do you hate me?

bush land in Tasmania and stockpile guns I'll be waiting for you in van diemen's land user.

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Based DEENZ poster

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i love how much you guys always seethe for some reason every time i post cooking pics. idk if you’re jealous cause you’re eating 2$ maccas hamburger and can’t cook or what but it makes me laugh

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I always put in onion first, because I hate it crunchy
capsicum last or near last because I like it crunchy

We have canned chilli :3

Ausmommy
>>Me on the right

Me on the right
Make his boobs bigger

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absolutely not. hash is better. deenz smell worse than vegemite.

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fuck chinks

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I don't ya, mate. I just think you're a seppo poofta and should harden up, cunt.

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>bitches about maccas
>throws a handful of frozen chink veggies into a stir fry
you disgust me

Who else getting ready to /raider/ ?
What’s in your kit?
What fourby are you going to use?

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I'll survive the collapse healthier than tin spaghetti hoarders

fair enough, every recipe ive ever seen for chicken is that its usually cooked first. as long as its cooked through i suppose