/cvg/ corona virus general #2084

uh how does this help the herd?

Good moaning Garry

>if I need a ventilator I will die

Based and culling pilled I hate this world anyway

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LMAO NORMIES BTFO

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that's not how you herd immune

yes, but do you poo in the loo pajeet?

WHAT CAN I STILL GET FOR HAND SANITIZING EVERYTHING IS SOLD OUT ONLINE!!! PEROXIDE???

Trump apparently sought to buy exclusive rights to a possible Corona-vaccine from Germany by offering a large sum of money
twitter.com/BNODesk

A young Prepper's dream
Stash TP to the ceiling beams
500 2 ply clean, .99cent deenz
Condom minimum, pepe dressed like a gentleman
Tailor made Hazmat, pasties for my women friend
splurgin', poppin zinc pills while nigs burglarin
Chink is servin em, seig heil to allya yids coofin in
New York Metropolis
Yas Forums heralds apocalypse
shoot at the drones feels like
the Zog beast is watchin us
white man my sanity is going like an hourglass
mouse inside my right hand I post tryin to bag laughs
I got cows I use to milk too
Chickens for layin' eggs who
indoors with my harem of art hoes
Bat Delicia crashin all your chink production
Pumping corruption the tech world we trust bustin'

Pic 1 of 2. My mask and filter.

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> exponential increase in spite of 31°C/88°F weather today

SHE MUTATED SIGNIFICANTLY AND SHE GOT STRONGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>"COUUUUUGHHHHHHHH"

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>le gold face

SPREADCHADS REPORT

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>china 80,844
How many cases in china are there really?

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"This plague will make us STRONGER"
superior austria genes confirmed

Untauglich here lmao they can fook off

Guys I have chest and muscle pains, and shortness of breath. Also asthma.

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I made something for you /cvg/
>streamable.com/fene9
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I made something for you /cvg/
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I made something for you /cvg/
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I made something for you /cvg/
>streamable.com/fene9
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Imagine not titled "Click"

>NGMI

Pic 2 of 2.
Hazmat suit.

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ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER THOUGH WAS ONE OF THING

Vodka

I know. They want oldies to stay at home until the infection rate is low and a vaccine comes around. But I think they will get infected or die from lack of care anyhow. It's all for show.

I read that as 'spearchads' and was about to post.

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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>proud of being a leech
disgusting and abdulpilled

Hayfever is coming lads. No need to coof on people when you can sneeze on them.

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Woops pasted the wrong link, the newspaper is German Welt Am Sonntag

Came here for Corona-Chan lewds..
Was unironically and literally disappointed

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How much is tp and sanitizer going for on Ebay?

check out this corona simulator
>washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

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Gary, the joke was funny when your table wasn't six miles long, now it just looks overwhelming at first glance in and of itself.
I suggest cropping it.

>Reminder that Corona-chan causing infertility in men now confirmed

Summary video:
invidio.us/watch?v=LO5D4yT6uiM
Detailed video:
invidio.us/watch?v=Rh1oGLYtX-c
Article link (in Mandarin):
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/oG90UTOXyDsUNRUyXy4Y7Q
Article archive:
archive.is/xEIgm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Vinegar

Okay to buy this full face snorkle mask, take off tube, and place merv 13 filter where air hole is?

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Your island is going to die. You are being used as an experiment.

Time to go for a tourist tour then. Night of the soft pillows soon!

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How much

Why is there such a freak out about the corona virus? Seems less lethal than the flu and the only at risk is the elderly population

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embrace death

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I promise you can't breathe through a MERV 13 filter with just your lungs.

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>40% alcohol

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Friendly reminder to start your own maggot farm flesh as a renewable source of food

Reposting, any input appreciated:

Help me decide, I've got less than 24h to make the choice, it's me wife and 2 kids:

Option A, we stay in the apartment. Fully stocked. In mid size city full of justafluers. High speed internet. Small balcony. No need to go out, but if I've got to I've got respirator, gloves and a system in place.

Option B, load the car with EVERYTHING and we move to the "farm" with my folks (it's not a real farm, it's as big as a farm but with nothing planted), who are half stocked. Really crappy internet, lots of open spaces. Mom will want to go out for groceries every other day and will probably won't follow sanitising protocols to the letter. She will probably also bring grandpas who probably followed protocols even less.

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Based.

Good for 3 people? Not pictured, 4x 5gal jugs, 5x 32pk water bottles, 10x mid size canned beans

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*slaps burger chan with corona benis*

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AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
>AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
>AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
>AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
>AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS
>AUSTRIA BANS GATHERINGS WITH MORE THAN 5 PEOPLE AND CLOSE ALL RESTAURANTS

All praise papa Nurgle

Uhhmm guys... Why does the genome of covid-19 end with 33 a's?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/MN908947.3

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GG flipbro I hope this wipes out the suburbs and slums

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i got 3 packs of those.
two 24 packs and one with 18 left

Hazmat suit was only 20 or 30€. Mask with filters was around 150 to 200€. I got these months ago though so it may be different now.

It simply can't be under 1 million.1-1,5 mil, maybe 2 mil.

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Better if it was BBC

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A

>16 new cases in Broward
fuck me we're next

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Spanish bros. I am a guiri living in your land and I dont read the news. Heard that tomorrow we are under lockdown. Anyone have news links to confirm?

Gracias a todo

told you guys last week

Just wash your fucking hands with soap

mutts law

there could be more. we just lack test kits to confirm.

basing off this tutorial
youtu.be/6T787NV6FpA

No. The weay the airflow works is that it allows air in and out but the hole combines at the top from two path ways. Proper masks have seperate air pathways otherwise you are just mixing contaminents into the air path. It might be better than nothing though against direct coofs and sneezes but you had better get out of the area right after and clean the mask.

Seafood eaters

Wrong on both accounts Chang. Do your research.

>Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
>archive.is/X8GWA
Does this mean i don't have to go to work? Pretty sure i'm expected in work monday ffs

owls are really cool but keeping one as a pet ehhhh

>fuck load of rice
that's at least 3-4 months worth

you're fine

Could literally be just a fragment of the sequencing...

soap is better

The good thing about Corona-chan is that it locks down all euro borders.

The deaths are worth it IMO, people need to learn.

Except Italy, which got compromised by chinks. Leftists in Italy are gonna sing song about China for years to come for the medical aid.

No you moron, virusses love humidity they hang around in the air much longer which makes spreading easier.

A

Am I going to make it?

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Any liquor that is 70% alcohol or higher. I prefer knobb creek 100-120 proof.

Anons, I got little bit of runny nose and wet cough , I am kill?

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Call your boss.

i pick A with your family megadosing in baking soda

WTF I WANT MY FUCKING IMMUNITY!!

It's called polyadenylation. Many viruses have that.

If you follow this youtube thot's advice you will die.

Based Corona-chan.

if you seal the filter properly. And buy the anti fog liquid, because this shit gets foggy and you don't want that to happen while surrounded by coofiers.
But how are you gonna change the filter every time? Maybe put it at the top first, then cut and put another 1/2 inch below, etc till you run out of tube. Then add some other tube and repeat.

Option A. Do not sacrifice control for space. I had to make the same choice this week. Wife's parents have a farm but continue leaving to go to town for no other fucking reason than to buy a newspaper. Fuck that.

How is that herd immunity going mate?

That's a very good point. Amazing angle. but the only problem with your math is that most abortions are done by non whites so its actually bad that now these subhumans will populate the earth once the whites die from the virus.

Stay at home. Your boomer mom will kill you.

F

190 new cases in Mudlaysia. We're the top SEAfags now.

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It's normal. Look for an anomaly somewhere near the middle of the RNA code which may be the emergency "off"switch. Nobody creates a deadly virus without an off switch unless they're suicidal maniacs.

The off switch may be chemical or more likely respond to a certain radio frequency

sunlight kills viruses in the air fuck you

Don't genetic tests do that if for some reason they don't accurately register a portion of the genome?

I know

I might be alright I’m going and healthy but who knows

>mfw every country in lockdown goes back and gets it worse

>words
Listen here charles dickens sir, the needful is not a novel. Just point me in the direction of the closest designated street please. I feel my pants will explode into a poonami.

gtfo tripfag

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Go option B. Tell them to fucking self isolate and not venture out.

Make sure you do the grocery hauls, and everything that is needed to be done outside, follow decon.

Based Jude

pretty based not gonna lie

go back to England, tomorrow at 8 AM quarantine begins

You're island is a giant cruise ship right now. Let's get this genocide going

Most abortions are still done by whites in Europe and America, non-whites just have higher ratio.

Lmao get fucked nerd

Yeah this shit is probably going to turn out in China's favor because Trump's a fucking retard.

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why are all australians chinks suddenly what the fuck happend to that country

Looking for apocalypse GF, i will lick your butthole clean no need for TP

I had corona, gibs me eine brow jobu desu und icht gibs das antibodies to you bong bong

>only Yas Forums and Alex Jones are panicking
>I panic too
>now reddit and the MSM are panicking
>no longer feel any fear at all, make fun of faggots on reddit for freaking out, tell everyone that it's a nothingburger
I really am just a contrarian, aren't I?

no

Müsst ihr Ösis jetzt noch arbeiten oder nicht. I moag net.

I’ve got a date today lads.. should I go?

I’m still going into work this whole week coming up so..

I feel bad for you plaguespreader chads, a good majority of you are just low information nothingburgers doing the job of a plaguespreader without any of the enthusiasm.

Everclear. Dilute to 70% abv

Isopropyl alcohol 99.9% and propylene glycol to dilute it down to 70-75% alcohol.

I want to buy this mask:
mirasafety.com/products/cm-6m-tactical-gas-mask?variant=16329021063219
The only thing that bugs me is the drinking straw. Do you have to constantly walk around with the straw in your mouth or can you tuck it away somewhere if you know you won't be using it?
Also, if I wear a mask outside with my regular clothes and after coming back home I take off my clothes, spray them with ethanol, put the clothes in a plastic bag, spray my mask and hands with ethanol, take off the mask and put it in a plastic bag, is that enough for a basic bitch decontamination protocol?
Would the viruses in the bags die in a week's time?

so are you guys planning to have some solar panels installed or what?

Man, if Trump showed some leadership and started making kits and masks back in January, he would have gotten the whole world to suck his dick right now.

Read the last line of pic related. We will not be able to control it.

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I trip so people can keep track of my information regarding the situation in austria from the perspective of an emt you dimwitted mutt

nein wir holen uns preussen dafür

If you think you can make it to the farm without anyone getting infected, I would do that. I have no place in the country to go so I’m just staying in my apartment. I have enough food and supplies for three months.

>Any liquor that is 70% alcohol or higher. I prefer knobb creek 100-120 proof.
>needs 70%
>prefers 50-60%
get a brain moran

Finland is fucking kill. They stopped testing anyone under 70 years old. We only have 200+ cases and they are already struggling to keep up. All the """experts"""" are saying "lol stop panicking there is no evidence :^)"

Is China really safe now? Or SK? Every boomer says those countries stopped the virus.

>>
100-120 proof is 50-60%

I will prolly die a virgin lol, not kissless lmao.

Miami-Dadefag here, nice knowing you.

WHY THE FUCK IS THE UK NOT TRAVEL BANNED ????

He should die

I had planned to go to the Netherlands for a week, but now I'm not going. Plane ticket money wasted. I'm quite mad.

>bu-bu-but muh bbc

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do it for the herd

britbongs are so fucked on that island

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>"The novel 2019 coronavirus is nature punishing the human race for keeping uncivilized living habits. I, Shi Zhengli, swear on my life that it has nothing to do with our laboratory"

>twf after the great culling my country of 2 million will become a world superpower

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Kek, thats me also

Yeah that's what I'm fearing. *Oh user I NEED to go get my magazine, I won't be near anyone coughing, I promise*

If you're not a boomer then go

I can't wait for US portable incinerators are revealed and kikes going into full panic mode.

Sauce

this is exactly what Mexico is doing

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kek

nothingburger

Take that number and x100 .
I wish i was joking.
Deaths aren’t even counted since sometime in January

>archive.is/xEIgm
Translate the paper

There are decontamination guides on the CDC website. Look them up.

OK THIS IS EPIC

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Finland of all places. Don't you guys stand 6 meters away from each other at bus stops?

A, but gas up the car just in case.

If it gets really bad, bail out to the farm. You can have vegetables ready to eat in around 50 days (worst case scenario).

A Sumo wrestler has had to cancel sumo because of (((fever))).
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200315/k10012332491000.html

>Trump tests negative for virus, even after being around several people that have tested positive
What a fucking nothingburger. I really don’t care about politics, but Trump being positive would’ve sent the whole US into a frenzy. Why is this “””happening””” such a gay ass slowburn? I want out of the faggot timeline. I just want something to happen, bros. Sure people are dying, but if the US president has it then the nothingburger faggots wouldn’t be so smug, but right now they’re winning and it seems they’re going to be right after all... which pisses me right the fuck off. Fuck slowburns. I want results NOW!!!

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We gave up last week I’m aware of that

Feel like they just want to kill off literally all boomers to save a ton of money

135 cases in Estonia now, 20 more than yesterday.
err.ee

[Tongji science] Fertility tests should be performed on males who are infected with new coronary pneumonia
Li Yufeng Yao Yangcheng Tongji Hospital, Huazhong University of Science and Technology4 days ago

New coronavirus infections are mainly caused by damage to the lungs and immune system, but in theory new coronavirus infections can also cause testicular damage. Therefore, the team of Professor Li Yufeng from the Reproductive Medicine Center of Tongji Hospital reminded that: males infected with new coronary pneumonia should undergo fertility examination after rehabilitation.

The new coronavirus invades cells through the combination of spike protein (S protein) and host cell angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2), causing tissue damage. In addition to the lung, ACE2 is also expressed in many other organs of the human body, such as the testis, small intestine, kidney, heart, and thyroid. Among them, the testis expresses a large amount of ACE2, mainly concentrated in testicular spermatogonia, support cells and mesenchymal cells, which are closely related to male reproductive function.

ACE2 expression profile

The seminiferous seminiferous tubules, also called seminiferous tubules, are the places where spermatogenesis occurs. There are spermatogenic cells and supporting cells at all levels. The seminiferous cells are contained in the seminiferous tubules. Spermatogonial cells are precursor cells that form sperm; supporting cells are essential for maintaining the microenvironment of sperm development. Adult supporting cells no longer divide and the number is constant; interstitial cells are the main cells that synthesize and secrete androgens Androgens can promote spermatogenesis and male reproductive organ development, and maintain male secondary sexual characteristics and sexual function.

CONTINUED

Working in a large open office of roughly 100 people. We all share air for about 9 hours a day. How do I convey to the higher ups that they need to start letting some people work from home or else the business is going to go down the shitter as people get sick and those around them then need to self-isolate for a least 2 weeks assuming they don't also get sick. For christ sake theres a guy beside me who has had cancer and sucks on an inhaler a few times a day when he gets coughing fits.

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At this point I only trust Yas Forums to provide reliable information.

Kek I must admit I do like this herd posting keep it up

Also good luck waffle bro

Curved seminiferous tubule structure

Although no research has confirmed whether neocoronavirus infection damages the testes and affects male fertility, neocoronavirus is highly similar to SARS virus, and its infection invading cell receptor is the same, namely ACE2. Although no SARS virus has been detected in the testes, SARS infection can still cause severe immune damage to the testes, cause orchitis, and cause extensive destruction of reproductive-related cells.

Therefore, it is theoretically speculated that new crown infection may cause testicular damage, affecting sperm production and androgen synthesis. Obstructed sperm production will affect male fertility, and severe cases may cause male infertility; androgen deficiency may affect male secondary sexual characteristics and sexual function, and reduce quality of life.

Testicular damage caused by SARS

Therefore, for men with a history of infection, especially men with fertility needs, it is best to perform fertility-related inspections such as semen quality and hormone levels after rehabilitation in order to identify problems and deal with them as soon as possible.

BRB gonna make some Osmosis Jones memes