ITT: Conspiracies you think are real

Interesting...

The two US parties are the same people.

It is the interests of certain parties to destroy young men. Specifically young men. Teach them to hate women and become coomer consoomers. It decreases their chances of having children, birth rate falls, and the population drops naturally as fewer children are born.

Coronavirus has been spread through fogs in multiple locations

I mean they are Jewish enough to do that but it's probably from all the illegal wetbacks, plus banning the pesticides that actually killed them well for 'environmental' reasons.

Yas Forums was ground zero, when they saw people mass organizing and altering the time stream it was disarmed with the coomer virus

Explain more. Is it really airborne?

As someone who actually watches sissy hypno, no, it's not the CIA. It's poltards. I see shit about white genocide, refugees welcome, BLM, even the word nigger cock in those.

I can link you right now to one of those that literally has a david duke intro segment.

christopher jon bjerknes theory on hitler as a communist and a zionist

Now Yas Forums is hard to browse

ASMR is just a symptom. Women crave attention. Men crave women. Our society has driven us apart, so you get men throwing money at twitch thots and ASMRtists.

Yes buy some variations are spooky and no one knows origin

i live in maryland and i dunno. a week ago their was a strange fog cuz the goverment was "burning" something at quantico, in maryland. officials just explained it with " marine corps base controlled burn" it was weird. the place is a bit away from me, and where i live their was a weird white haze over everything.

Is there a tranny discord for the CIA

jews are promoting open borders and race mixing

coronavirus is a plandemic psyop.

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its entirely pointless now, no longer a ground zero for comedy, now its just random pornography.

Yas Forums is in the process of being similarly disarmed by jannies and isreali shills.

tell me about the bimbo and sissy hipno shit? genuinely interested

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Bambi sleep. Google it. Also look into arousingaudio I hear that's the spookiest

I don't think saying Coronavirus is a bioweapon either negligently or purposely released by China is even a conspiracy theory any more, if you believe that bat soup shit then you would probably be what the carnies call a "mark"

Don't do it it'll make you trans

Looked bambi sleep.... what the actual fuck. Interesting shit

Yeah don't listen to that stuff. Plenty straight men have cut their dicks off and had their lives destroyed.

I kind of remember that day. Everything looked washed out and orange but it wasn’t just the normal sunset. MD native

archive.4plebs.org/x/search/text/Bambi sleep/

ok i wont listen but tell me what it does and how does it work and why are people doing this / creating this

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And this
reddit.com/r/hypnosis/comments/de128i/i_need_help_i_want_to_stop_listening_and_thinking/

About: Bambi Sleep is quote: "a collection of erotic hypnosis files in the Bimbofication niche. Their goal is to turn the listener into a beautiful, obedient, mindless Bimbo named Bambi." Weird fetish shit huh. Why are they doing this? No idea, could be a random pervert who wants to create more trans, or some mkultra shit. There are audios on YouTube I think if not there I think archivedotorg has it. I've listened to it before for a minute or less and it immediately makes you feel different

Archive link to audio:
(LISTEN WITH EXTREME CAUTION)
archive.org/details/02BubbleAcceptance/Help/00 Rapid Induction.mp3

Thanks for the warning. Jesus Christ.

I needed a script for a game I'm doing, thanks

>56k views
Sp00ky

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The scariest one of all

The vast majority of people on this planet are, morally, a piece of shit. Everyone has their price. Nobody conspires to do anything but make a shitload of money, and their enablers/supporters/followers are in on it only for their slice of the pie. Anyone who supports these happenings without directly profiting from them are not brainwashed or mind-controlled, they're just that fucking stupid. Everyone is a stupid greedy piece of shit and the world will never become better, only worse, because the people reproducing are the stupid and greedy, while the few morally decent and intelligent keep it in their pants for the rightful fear of cursing a new life to also exist in this hell.

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I mean no harm in listening a bit if you don't want to turn into a bimbo, but just be careful

Coronavirus is a tool used to create a New World Order. When society collapses, they'll come in with a "cure".

I'd bet money that seven months from now, they'll want to put microchips in our arms. And that's just the start.

I'm seriously debating going to the mountains while I can still get there and become a hermit.

I'm on your same train of thoughts but I think the virus is real
it's just that the medics are taking attention to it
if they take the same attention to the flu or the colds everything will collapse the same way

Going along with this,

is fucking retarded.
>it immediately makes you feel different.
Only faggots are inclined to find and listen to something like this in the first place, so yeah it's gonna give you tingly feelings in your peepee since you were gay enough to find it at all you fucking dumb shit. And anyone who can be convinced to cut their dick off by an mp3 file was gonna end up doing it anyway.

There's no conspiracies, just imbeciles and profit.

What's sissy hypno

don't even look at it if you don't know, stay pure

What is it tho, I'm not going to look at it. I've just seen it said alot

I found out about this through twitter and /x/. I wasn't looking for it and i haven't listened to it more than 30 seconds. Out of curiosity it's harmless for a bit But there are many straight dudes who are coomers who watch it and who knows what happens to them

This, never trusted adults after that.

It’s a text to speech voice that doesn’t even say everything properly lol I want my 2 minutes back.

It wants to turn you into a cock sucking sissy who dresses up. Think of the old conversion therapies for gays, but except for straight people. Mkultra tier, but sissy hypnosis is quite tame. Bambi sleep and other files (so I've been told by anons) are way more extreme. Apparently there are some hypos that put subliminal messages for you to kill yourself. Also if you feel ballsy look into arousingaudio there are vids on phub some user here last night told me. It's the weirdest shit

>Conspiracies you think are real

Trump/Russia

Really? Why? More common one is Trumo/zionists

wtf is sissy hypno? you mean the vids labeled as such? i've watched those like how the fuck can that laughable shit do a thing to you bitchlet, they just made me want to hurt women more and more often so i can gaze into their skulls and see if their thoughts match the sissy hypno text

The holocaust didnt happen
Dinosaurs never existed
Evolution is fake
The earth is flat
Viruses dont exist
Jackie Kennedy killed JFK
Vaccines cause autism
Germ theory is fake

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>Apparently there are some hypos that put subliminal messages for you to kill yourself
And again, anyone looking for and voluntarily listening to this stuff already has massive fucking issues and is probably a lonely fuck on the edge as it is. ASMR videos, for example, are primarily watched by virgin men desperate for even a simulation of intimacy, so there's probably some correlation between ASMR viewers and eventual suicide. But your stupid ass would claim there's subliminal coding in the videos that's MAKING them kill themselves.

The Columbine shooters were not bullied at all, just drugged up beyond belief. Also, they did not act alone; there were at least 2 others 'helping' out in the operation.

images of hot woman that turns you on and then text flashes with focuses on gay things, like eat cum, suck cock, etc
bimbo sleep is the same shit but with audio files, I think this is even worse
submissive beta males are literally being hypnotized into being the gf

because i saw it on a mainstream news channel

I just searched PHub and couldn’t find anything, there’s a channel with the name “ArousingAudio”, but it’s been removed. The other videos that come up just look like normal porn.

Any links?

Evolution is fake? Explain that one why?

youtube.com/watch?v=L944UATY2QQ

knock yourself out

Youre such as obvious kike

It's been proven that several members of Trump's cabinet had discussions/negotiations with Russians who wanted to help Trump. It was in Russia's interest to help Trump; he promised a less aggressive response to Russian proxy wars (most notably Syria and Ukraine). Also, Russia has been driven into a corner since 1989-1991 and America is now a hundred times more powerful than Russia, so the Russians have very little left to lose from a geopolitical point of view.

It's equally true that Israel has been working on Trump, of course, but that is more of a given for any American president. Jews have controlled American politics on all matters important to Jews since Franklin Roosevelt was inaugurated. Both main parties are beholden to AIPAC's lobbying efforts and the Jewish-controlled media, so there really isn't any difference between the two when it comes to Israel.

That some glownigger traitors literally tried to launch a fucking nuke from a compromised submarine near Whidbey Island.

>Conspiracies you think are real
most of them

Okay, I listened for 5 seconds. I will copy paste comment user last night sent me about it. Tell me what you think. Because I'm not going to listen. This shit is genuinely weird.

Some of them can also be found under different names, but they have been attempted removed a lot of times.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5af59d835c0d7
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59ffe9e41501c
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ae5543aa1cbc

No that shit only works on people who were already emasculated and seek it out.

How about you actually contest my claims instead

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what's that reaction?
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Fuck sissy hypno. Listen to Bambi sleep. user last night who used to be really into this stuff told me creator of it is ex CIA trying to make cash and whatever else

Sodium Acetate Trihydrate

It never ceases to amaze me how such a ridiculously insignificant detail has permeated so deeply into schizo Yas Forums. I still haven't met a single user who could explain to me how a bunch of high af diaspora Jews dancing is in anyway relevant to the grander conspiracy.

Seriously, please do explain to me how it is relevant to 9.11

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The quality of genetics is far more important then the amount. Failed males should be deployed against the biggest threat to the white women, the big black cock.
Alphas have a natural genetic drive to provide and attract mates with ease. It isn't effort for them to get girls and be successful.
Beta males, even if successful at breeding, wouldn't contribute to the quality of the white race. They would breed more defective betamales.
By sissifying betas as decoys for BBC, it improves the rate of white women being impregnated by alphas. Rather then mixed mutts or beta whites.

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>The anti white Hollywood agenda
>Rich pedo rings
>9/11
>Israel + FBI did JFK
>Democrats created welfare to secure nigger votes

it's burning his hand, right?

Its actually freezing it. Sodium Acetate Trihydrate is also known has Hot Ice.