/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2083

>A U.S. disease surveillance network that monitors doctors’ offices and hospitals has picked up a rise in people with a fever and cough, but who don’t test positive for influenza

Mystery for the ages.

Yeah.

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HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Traditional sacrifice.

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Its just a flu

threadly reminder that Corona-kami used AIPAC & CPAC to actualize all game episodes of The Division.

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just rolling through

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Every major metropolitan.

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You're going to hunt for your asian wife or what?

youtu.be/6Af6b_wyiwI
He knew. Bioterrorism is something he mentions. They crispr'd the flu in thinkin'

as if anyone wants to go near those freaks lmao

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>search for it yourself
>implying you can verify any information on the internet for yourself

Like 100%

LOL

threadly reminder that the corona virus doesnt exist until proven otherwise and is merely a creation of the media to shut down society and implement their new world order once they remove trump

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fourth (4) dead in Greece
54 year old with health problems

bye bye, random jew

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No, I'm just gonna bang prostitutes.

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED KIKE

It's like you have a sixth sense or something Russiabro.

Not so nice to post a Pic of your mom online, Swissbro.

The only nations capable of effective quarantines that don't end in equally disastrous social consequences have all waited too long to implement them. The rest will fare as Italy or something altogether different and far worse.

Can someone draw we EXTREMELY angry Corona-Chan reacting to the South Korean deep tests that revealed it has a mortality rate of around 0.6%?

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Nothingburger

Love how any old niggers are allowed in White House still, with just fever checks. I bet the CDC officially believes that you have to have a fever to get it still. Those crack smokin chumps.

kek you wont be able to leave your house by the end of the week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS THE END AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No it is not, you infested kike.

I don't think there is a 2nd floridsdorf-user and we discussed some political topics before.
No matter what: Help your close ones and stay safe.

At this rate you'll be lynched by the locals for coming from a plague hotspot.

oh no no no...literally the fucking SNIFFELZ

Ok this is funny

I was so looking forward to my sex trip ;_;

*coughs in your general direction *

Czech Repuplic +25
214 Total

if she turned up looking like that i'd let her fuck me to death ngl

Something like that image

FPBP

Is Yas Forums full of bots, normies and shills pushing the fearmongering?? Do you not see that this is 9/11 all over again?? An inside job with minimal casualties that creates mass hysteria which will legitimize oppressive laws, vaccines that handicap your children, etc.?? Are you all fucking blind retards?

>yfw the entire globe is going to become an Orwellian nightmare for the foreseeable future and it will be completely up to the governments to decide when lockdowns stop
Holy fuck this is going to get WEIRD. you wont be able to even leave your fucking city without government permission let alone board a plane.

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>>>> JUST NOW

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Austria numbers for the past 18 hours dropped:
WE HAD AN INCREASE OF 150 CASES IN A SINGLE NIGHT
expect the 1k club by monday tbqh

Stand, 15.03.2020, 08:00 Uhr
Bisher durchgeführte Testungen: 8.167
Bestätigte Fälle: 800
Genesene Personen: 6
Todesfälle: 1

You wouldn't want to infect this woman, would you? Her single daughters would become orphans, with no one to care for them.

twitter.com/Gina_VFL/status/1239057018423476224

>0.6%
Bullshit. That's only 6x higher than the seasonal flu. You don't lock down a billion people over something that's barely worse than the yearly flu.

take your meds memeflag

The best thing about this entire virus shit is the fact I get paid to not do my job i love being "Non-essential" staff I've already been given the rest of March off with pay. Thanks Corona-Chan!

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Make sure you bang em raw you degenerate shitbrain
>1 trip
> 2 infections
> Corona AND hiv

"this virus will bring death and despair"
-Sebastian Kurz
he is /ourguy/

HERESY! *BLAM*

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We stopped hearing from Iran all of a sudden.

Got a friend who's now stuck in Philippines

fuck off, virus denier

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better cancel and try to get some money back

Europe.

Will do.

Congrats on sweet 200. Any deaths yet?

>Corona-chan causing infertility in men now confirmed

Summary video:
invidio.us/watch?v=LO5D4yT6uiM
Detailed video:
invidio.us/watch?v=Rh1oGLYtX-c
Article link (in Mandarin):
mp.weixin.qq.com/s/oG90UTOXyDsUNRUyXy4Y7Q
Article archive:
archive.is/xEIgm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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making too much sense for cvg

You do when literally no one in the entire world has immunity from it. We can generally rely on herd immunity to keep the flu from getting to this point thanks to yearly vaccines. Coronavirus doesn't have that

Infect me already

Former Civil-Servants and Militia are being mobilized in Austria.

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I went out drinking tonight at a bar in Ohio with roughly 250 people there when I got there, but since they were open all day there was probably close to 800 in and out all day.

What are the odds I got the corona?

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Just that you know, im not a dude and i casually only read, so no, we haven't met b4.
Thanks 4 info. Cu

Do u guys think we're going to reach a point like 9-1-1 a few decades ago where people were calling each other camel fuckers and taking out Louis Ville Sluggers in the streets? Will people be hurting their fellow man out in the street soon?

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I will go if I can. I will not cancel myself. I will rebook if I must.

it was only a matter of time :-\

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I'd take good care of her daughters if you know what I mean

no you fucking faggot. Draw you're own shit

Stay the fuck out of major cities like Abu Dhabi and Dubai if you know what's good for you

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>Memeflag
>retarded opinion
Its like pottery

>more Zivis
god help us all

This slightly arouses me and I don't know why.

The odds are that you are already dead.

People like my mom would use this kind of thing as evidence that it's a man made virus
I really don't think anyone that's studied biology for less than two years should be allowed to have an opinion on that

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just go out

there's a lot of cities being quarantined now
where is he btw?

I told everyone to look out for them to pospone the Abrüstung of current GWD, that is the sign of shit hitting the fan.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-YuhFWCr4
Rahm Emanuel "Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste"
how utterly pathetic in scummy is it in a time of panic to push their legislation agenda through fear
all over the nation they're having blank budget with underlining leftist collectivist policies push through
are they using coronavirus as a pandemic to push their agenda through

Where in the Philippines? There’s still some flight routes in operation.

>Threadly reminder

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A bad flu season puts a lot of stress on healthcare. Something 10x worse is going to overflow it. People dying due to no access to care is a bad image in any country.

ONLY 5,839 DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS.
HAPPENING? NO
NOTHINGBURGER? YES

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government now has a free pass to experiment on anyone all day just say theyre being quarantined

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I feel sorry for your friend

Awful funny how that infertility thing didn't pop up in literally any other country in the world

any sauce?

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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South and central America where it will go on for a year or more

a lot of Sanitäter they will need in the coming weeks.

Stop spamming that fearmongering nonsense user, it's not productive. Not even saying you're wrong, but those observations are few and adequately explained by shitty protocol and poor test quality. Flu can stay with you far longer than throughout the symptomatic phase as well, so save yourself the panic and hold off on the wild speculation until more is known for certain.

>What are the odds I got the corona?

That depends, did you order one?

Kek

Doctors will have to choose who lives and who dies.
Medical industry is full of white liberal women
>Be white male
>Die

cringe response, ameritard

NATIONALRATSSITZUNG LIVE IM ORF

ngl this is a complete nothingburger if Tom Hanks and Trudeau's wife doesn't die

My fucking sides ...

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There's no such thing as herd immunity for this thing; you only have several months of immunity, then it goes and you can get infected again because it's endemic.

>Follow up studies from patients who recovered from SARS suggest that the SARS-CoV-specific antibody response is short lived. In these patients, SARS-CoV-specific IgM and IgA response lasted less than 6 months, while virus-specific IgG titer peaked four-months post infection and markedly declined after one year.

They won't succeed at it. We will see mass suicides.

>When they were partying, I was mastering the social isolation.

We were already informed of planned 24hr shifts so I'm not surprised
but Zivis are fucking useless and will probably do more to spread the plague than prevent it tbqh

Elevated but unlikely.

Can confirm, Austria is in partial lockdown. 3 quarantine zones with FULL lockdown; the Poznaun-Valley, Ischgl in Tyrol, and Heiligenblut in upper Carinthia. Only locals can get in, only tourists can get out.

Panic buying was happening on Friday and Saturday. Parking lots around grocery stores were crowded, with people driving like mad, cars bumping into each other.

The normies in between 16-30 years still behave like no lockdown was imposed, and were going out en masse on friday evening, despite 2 confirmed cases in my county. I'm afraid that COVID-19 will spread like a wildfire if things go on like this.

As sad, and stupid as it may sound - curfews need to be enforced by the police and military, as the normies are too dumb to behave accordingly, and keep spreading the virus, obviously.

honestly, everything about this screams bioweapon to me. you don't need to be a medfag to connect the dots on this one. leaves men sterile, difficult to detect, can't get rid of it, etc... it's almost everything you'd want in a bioweapon.

tvthek.orf.at/live/Nationalratssondersitzung-zum-Coronavirus/14056860
>tvthek.orf.at/live/Nationalratssondersitzung-zum-Coronavirus/14056860
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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Nationalratssondersitzung-zum-Coronavirus/14056860
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>tvthek.orf.at/live/Nationalratssondersitzung-zum-Coronavirus/14056860

HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER IS IN STORAGE DO WE HAVE A STOCKPILE?

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>implying natural biological instincts wont kick in when they matter the most

This. At this point NATO should have cracked the three gorges dam already as a little THANK YOU to the chinks

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am I not seeing it or is Israel really not on the list?

>I'm going to Thailand in late May

No you're not.

Baybay City

Thanks I´ll look it up

Emergency care has a lot more males than the average position though.

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je někde seznam kde všude jsou?

ONLY 5,839 DEATHS IN 3 MONTHS.
SAD
THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER

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Don't worry Franz, your martial law and forced quarantine is happening soon

He's trash and this lustknabe for some hidden rich guy will never be more than a puppet. Don't overestimate him.

even worse lombardy is the top 5th percentage of hospital care

CTRL+F, user. 193 cases in israel.

>Implying their natural instinct isn't to kiss ass.
>Implying they will not betray their race/family as they have done for thousands of years