The virus story is way too fucky - what is this really about?

Surely by now you're noticing that the whole virus situation is extremely fucky, there's something happening under the table that we're not aware of. What is it?

The story so far:
>virus appears
>'fake news' / 'nothing burger' / 'schizo conspiracy'
>some times passes, like 2 people got the shits in the West
>suddenly all MSM/shills change narrative at the same time, spreading grade A panic
>prepping is suddenly encouraged
>RIP stock market
>RIP oil prices
>RIP oil companies
>(depending on the region) suddenly SHTF/prepping items are on sale and standing at the front inside shops screaming "buy me"
>panic spreading intensifies
>(depending on the region) schools shut down
>(depending on the region) borders closed
>(depending on the region) shops closed
>(depending on the region) emergency declared
>(depending on the region) retired police/military personnel are brought back into active duty
>MSM continues to spread grade A panic

Meanwhile:
>USA moves nukes to Poland
>30 000 US military troops move to Europe
What is all of this really about? The meme virus story is way too fucky and doesn't make sense.

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Either the virus is way worse than we're being told, or it's used as a red herring to obscure something else.

It's also weird how due to governments/MSM pretty much in all of West people are panic buying supplies.
Action -> Reaction.
Action of MSM/governments -> People buying supplies.
Why do they want folks to sit on weeks/months of supplies?
What is going to happen?

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storm is coming

What kind of storm?

it's a practice pandemic

and by the time a real pandemic roles around tens or hundreds of millions of lives will have been saved because of this.

you cant just tell people to prepare, they wont listen. so you wait for some new strain of flu or force one along and then you blow it out of all proportion.

and now normies for the first time in their lives have been forced into prepping. they have finally stopped shaking hands and touching their own faces afterwards. etc.

Hint:
A resort in the swiss alps naturally giving it's own name to sleep through the night, there exists a door for royal people that leads them to safety. It's closed right now.

david goldberg project zephyr

we need a couple practice pandemics every generation. it's like running a fire drill

Legit question
Were whole countries, cities and travel closed during the last pandemics?
I can't remember this shit during sars , swine or bird flu
i remember the media hype but cant remember full closures happening

>Were whole countries, cities and travel closed during the last pandemics?
No. Travel to/from affected regions might have been restricted, but nothing at this scale, not even close. In short, no.

those practice runs weren't enough
they have to keep ramping it up until people finally stop slapping their hands together when they meet and rubbing their faces.

humanity has to adapt to survive and sometimes you have to force that adaption. the reality of our increasingly globalized world demands new ways of doing things. we need to become less globalized for a start. a catalyst for change, a practice pandemic, how else would you get people to change their habits and prepare for the real thing.

English please?

If WW3 starts after we barely contained this shit, I will be very mad.

Q
This is literally what is going on.
Mass Arrests.
>Inb4 Trump dumb though
If you can't believe Trump, you don't understand Q. It started before Trump. In a tight knit military brotherhood.

damn her hands are huge

This was all about saving the toilet paper industry.
It was touch-n-go there for a while, but everyone came thru lads.
Crisis averted.

If that's the case then I agree the whole situation is fucky
Maybe it is a bio weapon let loose hence the reaction
maybe the lack of reaction at the beginning was due to not enough evidence or simply the investigation hadn't finished yet

Big toilet paper.
Who knows their next move?
All I can say is be prepared user..

she gotta nice bum bum

There is actually some chimerical artificially created virus that is generally pretty big and has been floating around since at least this larp was posted. The economic crash is, however, separate from the virus and is convenient to avoid admitting the economy is failing.
You see shale oil is one big sham, all of it. The reports vs reality is basically the tipping point that is bringing the entire US economy down from bad investments. Popping every bubble in one big spiral. Every country is doing a lockdown because of a domino effect and, even if the virus turns out to be a nothingburger, the economy isn't. The moment China stopped the supply chain in one of it's biggest ports was the moment everything was coming down. Sure you got Italy being a guinea pig to see if WHO could go China on a country's asshole; but complete shut down of not only travel but even trade means every country dependent on goods from another country now has to shutdown now too, or crash from supply shortages later.

So there you go OP, either way the food is going to run short.

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Things are lining up for another 9/11 style happening.
>coronavirus overblown generating mass fear
>people staying home, by choice or force, and watching the news
>increased viewership of controlled media
This is the perfect setup for a false flag op.

I'm sure the US will find out in the future that a bunch of Bill's were probably passed and Iran is collapsing as we speak. Maybe thay was the goal. And also doing business in other countries than china.
But damn I never thought the US would use EU as the human sacrifice lot to cull from lol.

Also note the oil happenings
>US sanctions Russia's NS2
>Russia and SA kill US shale
>it's US move on the board

Note middle East happenings
>US justing Iran rev guards
>Kataiba Hezbollah shelling US bases
>Turkey and Russia nearly in direct combat in Syria
>US operating Syrian oil fields and taking the revenue

In addition
>US military halts all travel and PCS, usually done when reorienting forces.
>Trump emergency puts essential staff on call 24/7
>USAG Stuttgart (EUCOM HQ) on lock down.
>billionaires retiring and seeking shelter

the planned toilet paper shortage was a brilliant move. now they can introduce punishments against stockpiling for reselling such things during emergencies. this fire drill practice pandemic was very well organized and competently done. millions of lives will be saved. very impressive.

I don't normally hnng on art, but petite women removing bulky protective gear is my thing.

>Big toilet paper.
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

One roll lasts At least a week you fat fuck

>USA moves nukes to Poland

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Damn, I bet her pussy gets all sweaty and smelly in that hazmat suit.

>Why do they want folks to sit on weeks/months of supplies?
>What is going to happen?
the asteroid that's doing a flyby next april it's actually not doing a "flyby"

you have to unroll it and use one or two sheets
three is gay and you are touching your ass on purpose

What are you talking about?

I got so much toilet paper i upgraded from using sheets to using unopened rolls.
A big shit and i go through 10 rolls
Stay mad TPlets

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>What is going to happen?
a real pandemic at some point is always inevitable. now the general public has had some practice and preparation. tough love but it will save countless lives

Patrician way to wipe desu.

>one roll per day

This made me bust out laughing because of how absurd it is

Tell us again how the deep staters will be arrested any day now. Probably this week, next week at the very latest.
That never gets old.

Our local puppet media / gubbamint didn't report that. Don't worry, barely anyone in Poland knows about this. They keep this very shush.

Shut up with this dumb theory, saying it 10 times doesn’t make it true

>China has a handful of cases
>immediately calls the WHO
>WHO immediately acts like it's the end of the world virus

yeah, it looks fishy all right.
My guess at this point is, they're using the Virus to get more control over the civilian population. Maybe Collapse was inevitable now, maybe some behind the scenes factions are waging war, who knows - It's definitely not the Virus we should be worried about

This and checked.

It's all extremely fucky for just a meme virus that gives you the shits.

This one?

businessinsider.com/st-moritz-secret-gem-ski-resort-luxury-swiss-alps-photos-2018-11

Sure is stormy outside

>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-nukes-reportedly-delivered-poland
Pffft some unnammed source , get tha fuck outta here with the hear say shit.

Oh I get it! Your schizophrenic!

ive been thinking this exact thing. When everyone's forced to be home that's when they will run whatever they're planning.

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People in Poland were talking about this ~2 weeks ago, internal agents and such.

>suddenly all MSM/shills change narrative at the same time, spreading grade A panic
I know some retard is going to call me a MIGApede or whatever for this but the entire media changed its messaging on corona the second Trump said that he didn't think it was a big deal.
I don't know if you saw the shift in the last week but literally the second he downplayed the danger like 1-2 weeks ago I immediately saw bluecheck twitter light the fuck up with Yas Forums level panic posting.

Aha so that's a bunker location. Makes sense

doesnt it make it false either
its a completely plausible theory and you know it because you cant say shit about it other then "thats dumb". face it, it makes perfect sense

>He's forgetting
>Sportsball canceled
They will be wholly focusing on brainwashing huge portions of the populace.

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Definitely a bunker

>be billionaire
>want more money
>create a virus that creates mass panic
>highly contagious
>stocks drop everywhere
>buy up all companies that go bankrupt or need to sell it for cheaper
>virus go`s away end of spring
>be extremely rich

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Yeah because there is an election coming up. They will try to turn this into a shit show, they want to crash the economy and create anxiety. They do this every time a republican is president, it's a kind of extortion.

To be fair looking at Italy and the 7% morbidity rate and 20-30% hospitalization rate I think it's probably good that we're being cautious/panicky. I was getting pretty annoyed with the lack of response by late February considering we were beginning to see triple digit numbers in the states.
There's still a lot we don't know about the virus (reinfection rate, propensity to mutate) so an abundance of caution is necessary.

I’m an ex-habbeding nothingburg but if you didn’t participate in this fire drill you deserve to be shot

check this wiki page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_coronavirus_disease_2019
what are the odds that all these fucking silly celebrities got sick with only 145,000 confirmed cases worldwide? Is it because silly celebrities test themselves even without symptoms because they're terrified to lose their overly protected lives?
otherwise I have to say fakery

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death rate is 1% and has been dtopping. wtf is wrong with you?

What do the numbers mean?

Nigger what
It's at 6.8% right now in Italy

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>average Italian is like 65 years old and they all live in the same house eating the same pasta

No shit

Sure.
Average age of ICU admission is now well below 65 but you do you

>Those deaths
It's all suspicious

>It's at 6.8% right now in Italy
CFR is 42%

>trust me bro

Is that in Italy? They've begun to preferentially treat younger patients over older ones for survivability is my main guess for why that is and it makes sense. Additionally, as it spreads the people who are going to actually be viable for medical treatment will continually be made up of people who can actually survive it in the first place.

South Korea has done a lot more tests and mainly reflects a younger 20-40 year old population and their case fatality rate is something like .02% at the moment. I have no reason to think a healthy young person in a developed country would react any more strongly. The age of death in Italy remains virtually the same.

bullshit.