OBVIOUS HOAX

>world ending "pandemic" "virus"
>five, ten, maybe twenty people dead in each country
>absurd amount of masonic digits (pic related)
>zero webms that are in any way convincing or can even be proven to involve virus in question
>many obviously staged videos from supposed epicenter designed to spread panic
>BUT DA NEWS SAY EBERYBOBY DIE DIE!!!!! TEN BRIGLION INFECTED!!!!!!! 200% DAETH RATE!!
>conspicuous lack of evidence of any kind noted yesterday in several threads
>today, anons "spontaneously" show up who "have corona" to do AMA's because this is reddit
>common reply seen in all beer virus threads is now "well it's just getting started i mean like just wait like i mean uhhhh just wait yknow like it could potentially in the future maybe be really bad still so just worry and be afraid yknow"
IT COULD NOT BE MORE OBVIOUS

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nypost.com/2020/03/12/heres-why-the-coronavirus-death-rate-is-so-high-in-italy/
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don't use death counts as a strong reason why it is a hoax (though you are correct)
because eventually they'll just start labeling random deaths as corona to ramp the panic

>Two more weeks

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...until the Jews unveil The Great Hero

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if this is the case. mass arrest confirmed?

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compliance conditioning psyop

>GOOD GUYS ON THE INSIDE ARE CLEANING IT UP!!
>TWO MORE DAYS TILL THE WHITE DRAGONS GIVE EVERYONE A MILLION DOLLARS IN GOLD!!!
>AUTHORITY FIGURES WILL SAVE ME
qtards out please. The purpose, whatever it is, is some fucked up shit as always.

I've been saying this was a nothing burger since mid February.

What's really going to piss me off is next January, 2021. That's when all the pseuds buying up toilet paper and vitamin c right now, taking selfies in the parking lot with their hoards, are going to pretend that they were calm and collected and knew nothing would happen. Literally no one will admit they fell for the mass hysteria. Just like Y2K.

financial reset? spit it our hans

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>eventually they'll just start labeling random deaths as corona to ramp the panic
isn't that what they've been doing already?
no stats AT ALL are credible or even relevant even if their test is real.

True that panictards will never admit their embarrassing state, but hopefully their internal shame will cause them to grow a bit more weary of obvious psyops and take further steps towards the truth.

Don't know user. Some boring evil shit as always. The point of everything ultimately is some kind of conciousness direction / energy harvesting but how this directly relates is both impossible and pointless to know.

>isn't that what they've been doing already?
they certainly have for old farts that are a sneeze away from dying to anything, but they'll start making it even worse
like a drunk driver hits a tree at 2am, next day "looks like he was positive for corona"
stats++

I am almost convinced that this is cover for something else entirely
But what could they possibly stand to gain from halting the global economy?
Who is carrying this out, and who are following along?
For this theory to be true, there has to be high-level coordination among all the world's governments, corporations and media.
Is it the Freemasons?

Oh so it was copypasta, nice

good thread, it wont get any traction though because everyone here is an idiot.

>But what could they possibly stand to gain from halting the global economy?
Many obvious things. Short your own economy and go long on things you know will survive the economic fallout - make billions. It plays into a whole list of obvious mundane motives - vaccination propaganda, normalization of increased control measures like quarantines and pseudo-governmentally enforced shut downs of businesses, money for the Gates Foundation and every other "philanthropic" human trafficking / experimentation front, etc.

As stated here though, the big game is always about consciousness and energy harvesting. And yeah, they are coordinated at the top, clearly. Whether they dawn this or that silly special-club hat is irrelevant.

Do you know anywhere more interesting anymore? I don't unfortunately.

posting in sensible thread

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>previous thread capped at 50 replies
>makes another
it'll be creative and edgy this time!

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It was deleted for no apparent reason. Anyway, I'm making it for smart posters not zoomers who want to have a (you) contest for dopamine hits. Go elsewhere braindead faggot.

SCHIZO: THE POST

Canadian subhuman NPC: the post

If I post the name of someone that died from COVID19 will you promise to take your meds?

more coronavirus news involving the number 33
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usnews.com/news/economy/articles/2020-03-13/wall-street-rebounds-after-worst-day-in-33-years
woodtv.com/health/coronavirus/saturday-michigan-coronavirus-cases-update/
fool.com/investing/2020/03/13/10-thoughts-on-the-stock-markets-worst-day-in-33-y.aspx
wzzm13.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/live-blog-michigan-has-25-cases-of-coronavirus/69-07eb656a-6f3d-4cf4-8595-d775835428d6

Is it Gene Rosen?

>when you are in the control group

If it turns out to be a nothingburger. The (((media))) have serious questions to answer, for their role in blowing this out of proportion.
If it is a habbening, well china should be forced into paying repatriations.

Nope.

Yes or no?

Or do you not believe the shit you spew?

Also based user refers from it as beer virus.
I call it the Chinese beer flu.

>associating corona with a shitty beer and not astrological events

Is your social circle abbos?

>yes, I am new and not from here, and no, that name was not in the two page chan primer I received this morning at the posting center so please make posts that I can decipher and respond to from my flow chart

>MOMMY MOMMY THEY'RE NOT LICKING MY MASONIC ANUS MOMMY PLEASE STOP THEM

Now that it has left China it seems more an hoax than a fucking selective bioweapon. 911 would have been the same whether the planes were actual hijacked planes, drones, or sloppy cgi.

The details are of little importance, which are the cards played by the devil, so people get entertained and ignorant. The main goal of even 201/covI19 is to cover economic crash and the novel nwo global policies to come. The pyramid keeps deploying its tentacles and growing stronger than ever.

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Bye schizo, see you on Day of the Meds

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>827 < 20
^that's what faggot OP thinks.
nypost.com/2020/03/12/heres-why-the-coronavirus-death-rate-is-so-high-in-italy/

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>Now that it has left China it seems more an hoax than a fucking selective bioweapon

Its neither, shitskin. Its most likely a gain of function virus, which have fewer control protocols than bioweapons.

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Unironically mass arrests of pedos are the global banking cartel, the US has 250,000 sealed cases, also probably the start of WW3

The virus probably isnt real, the pedos/leftists/celebrities got it from poisoned Wuhan adrenochrome

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>BBC say Li chinese really died for real and it was beer virus and I said so and I'm the news so it's true and just shut up about it ok it's true
Wow you really got me. Truly BTFO. I'll just delete the thread now.

>world ending "pandemic" "virus"
Nobody but retards say this
>five, ten, maybe twenty people dead in each country
Wrong
>absurd amount of masonic digits (pic related)
Autism
>zero webms that are in any way convincing or can even be proven to involve virus in question
Yet you expect everyone to believe your retarded claim? kek
>many obviously staged videos from supposed epicenter designed to spread panic
Post or link 10 of them then
>BUT DA NEWS SAY EBERYBOBY DIE DIE!!!!! TEN BRIGLION INFECTED!!!!!!! 200% DAETH RATE!!
The news has been saying the opposite for the last 3 months you brain dead faggot, do you think Yas Forums reflects the real world or mainstream media?
>conspicuous lack of evidence of any kind noted yesterday in several threads
What exactly are you expecting? To see videos of a fucking intensive care ward full of contagious, dying people? Are you retarded?
>today, anons "spontaneously" show up who "have corona" to do AMA's because this is reddit
Shitposting is now used as evidence for autists conspiracy theories, you newfags are pathetic.
>common reply seen in all beer virus threads is now "well it's just getting started i mean like just wait like i mean uhhhh just wait yknow like it could potentially in the future maybe be really bad still so just worry and be afraid yknow"
How is it not already bad? Do you only consider piles of dead bodies in the street as it being bad? You inbred retards need to fuck off back to r*ddit
inb4 hurrrr leaf or some other brainlet buzzword like you predictable NPCs always post

>Wuhan adrenochrome

hi retard! whats an epi pen and what does epinephrine turn into when it oxidizes in vivo?

cool story shill

see They are not your friends. Boomers are so brainfucked into authority worship.

>Yet you expect everyone to believe your retarded claim? kek
Wait so you want me to post webms of people not having beer virus? Are you mentally disabled?

fuk off shill
31 of the 40 US deaths were ALL at one nursing home in Washington state. The people were sitting around waiting to die anyway.

hurrr leaf

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Day of the meds coming soon schizo

Post literally any evidence you brain dead shill, also convenient you ignored this
>many obviously staged videos from supposed epicenter designed to spread panic
>Post or link 10 of them then

>The people were sitting around waiting to die anyway.
No, kike shill. Several of them were doing just fine, with two in their 50s. Some that died showed no signs or symptoms at all. Btw, half the workers there have also tested positive, which means they certainly infected others.

>facts simply stated that lead to a clear conclusion
>triggered boomers, low IQ zoomers, and glowers can only resort to "LOL CRAZY INSANE MAN WOW CRAZY! XDDD"
boring
Wait... so you do... you want me to post webms of people without beer virus... amazing.

Not a Q tard but the only thing in the news is VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS it’s obvious something fucking big is going on

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And, if you'd care to get updated on the current news on the virus, you'd learn that it's spreading at the dreaded geometric rate. The number of infected will double every week.

>just repeats himself because he's a faggot that can't admit he's dumb
Kill yourself

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>Day of the meds coming soon schizo

I coined this term but it triggers the conspiroboomers so whenever they write you a flail reply tell them its an MKUltra activation phrase so they implode

>Not a Q tard but the only thing in the news is VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS VIRUS it’s obvious something fucking big is going on

yeah a dangerous previously unknown virus is on the loose

why the fuck would 2 healthy people in thier 50s be in a nursing home you aids ridden faggot

reddit: the post

>previously unknown

you mean planned
see event 201

its been at 40 for a week you lying peice of commie shit