/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2082

got my prep done

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Heres the video it's an hour long but it's a straight forward how it works presentation. I copy and pasted my write up below, but if you get sick you don't have to do all that to use vitamin C orally in the form of ascorbic acid as much as it takes to get break symptoms. You would dose every fifteen minutes a few grams of the powder in water, which is acidic but does not make the system acidic because it is picked up in the stomach. Its shaped so closely to glucose that your brain reads it as the same and produces insulin when you take enough!

The detox process is get your morning urine pH out of a certain acid range, supplement with several key minerals (especially magnesium and the form of selenium he says), eat a lot of sulfur containing foods and probiotic fibers to pick up the excreted toxic items you are about to flood the system with, and THEN calibrate to a “C flush”. That C flush is taking enough oral ascorbic acid over the course of a day to finally induce diarrhea, the more your system needed it the more it will take, commonly 10-130(!) grams over a day before it is utilized to demanded capacity, then it goes from the stomach through the body straight to the colon (not through the intestines).

Heres some other career long doctors on vitamin C

Chinese doctor treats his daughter with Covid
youtube.com/watch?v=6-elCYFhqJs&feature=emb_title

Robert Cathcart, this guy is easiest to listen to
youtu.be/VkkWDDSti_s

Thomas Levy has a strong opinion on the root canal procedure, vitamin C
youtube.com/watch?v=mmCUhP3SjBI

It would not hurt my feelings if you don't want to listen to doctors for an hour at a time!

Love y'all
(Fuck me then ABC)

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Just tell the delivery driver to leave the pizza on your porch and you should be ok.

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>US 2,985 (60)
>60
Lol.
Still only 60.
How long has it been stuck at 60?
Four minutes? Five minutes?

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>Poland shuts down borders
All these countries on lock down and borders shut yet my greedy as fuck country wants us working and business as normal because they care about the economy more than it's citizens

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you'll end all your ''prep' in less than a week lol

Told my uncle to quit his job at the hospital, he retires end of April, or don't come to my house.

LOL

How gates is responsible?

not even gonna lie this is starting to feel like a nothing burger again

Now that we're past the intial panic mode, the denial is kicking in. Do you have enough meat in your freezer for next stage? What is next stage? Rioting won't kick in just yet..

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>Poland shuts down borders
germany invading in 3.. 2.. 1...

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>"AHHHHHHCHUUUUUUUUUU"

>"COUGHHHH COUGGHHH COUGHHHH"

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I have like 12 lbs of bacon.

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Only if you shart in the mart.
What a fucking abomination, 1 roll per day, stop eating burgers you obese fuck.

When I saw people clapping in the windows where I live and also now that there is basically a curfew.

Contact tracing and self isolation ain't going to cut it on this one.
I give it until the end of the month for mass graves in Europe

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>twitter.com/davcarretta/status/1238791068071661568
obituaries in a Bergamo local paper
beginning of February vs now

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Why do they insist that surgical masks are ineffective, but at the same time tell us we have to save them for the medical personnel?

If everyone wore these masks, surely the spread of the virus would slow down because those who are infected, even if they didn't realize it, would be less likely to contaminate others.

Yet they insist on the narrative that "masks won't prevent infection" and shut the discussion down that way. I'm tired of their bullshit lies.

If someone works in utilities something of necessity. Will they be paid hazard pay soon u think ????

erasmusmagazine.nl/en/2020/03/14/unique-discovery-in-erasmus-mc-antibody-against-corona/

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die germ!

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want to get a haircut but that seems to risky right now, should i just shave it off and go bald?

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>Madagascar is closing it's borders
Fuck.

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what is this like death notes or what

can't have new cases when you don't test

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does coronachan make your chest itchy?

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>PRO TIP:
PRO TIP:
>PRO TIP:

Before the curfew hits, make sure that you don't get infected.

I prepped, had a P100 mask and everything, but now here I am, infected and tested positively, sitting in my apartment, and I can't even fap because it stresses my circulatory system too much

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Because med. personal needs them to not breath germs into open surgery you dumb cunt

Maybe because they don't have enough masks and they need them for the doctors that is more possible that will get the virus.

>1 week quarantine
Positive think I like it

Ok now manufacturer 7 billion doses and figure out who gets it first before everyone kills each other for it

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Sven user here. Currently working in Australia but my work visa will expire very soon. Gonna do everything in my power to renew it cause I have absolutely no faith in Sweden. That country is gonna bomb HARD in a few weeks. I have more faith in the aussie government handleing this, they are much more honest and firm with the situation, Sweden is all about optimism and damage control cause they know our multicultural artificial society is going to explode once swedes dont go to work and need hospitalization.

damn, that toradora poster seems rare and based -Lil B

When I went and bought a shotgun

I guess it will start to feel real once there‘s a case in my family. Other than that, school’s closed so that‘s something.

Regardles if that's the case or not, they should not be spreading the bullshit lie that the masks wouldn't help to prevent spread of the infection by the general populace.

>WORLD ON COMPLETE LOCKDOWN, YET THERE ARE SOME IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT HAVE YET RO PREP

CONFESS

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he paid for its research and design/creation

The clapping unlocked a new level of cringe to me.

You mean gloronavirus, fear mongering CIAnigger

sage

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give back new york and then we'll talk

>but now here I am, infected and tested positively
Get out of this thread right now. Isolate yourself in a new thread of infected anons. Be responsible.

these masks are not for the virus, these is that when medical personal has to talk during surgery or open wound treatment they don't breath germs into said wounds.

going out and buying masks is simply pants on head retarded.

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Um, maybe I'm an brainlet but can someone explain this to me.

If the virus is so contagious that it spreads like wildfire, isn't everyone getting this virus sooner or later?

I get the concept of "flatting the curve". You want to spread out the infected cases so the healthcare industry can manage it better. People with the virus are quarantined. People without it stay home so they don't catch it.

But as soon as it's "contained" and people socialize again, all it takes is a handful of cases to spread it again like before, and we're back to square one (assuming no cure or vaccine is discovered yet).

So this isn't something that's ever going away? Am I missing something or does this make sense?

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KEK

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>Why do they insist that surgical masks are ineffective

they ARE useless

N95 / dust masks are good (enough) to protect (you) from getting infected.
The other masks are only useful to not infect OTHERS...

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imagine telling your government that you're infected

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surgical masks stop you from breathing infectious shit out, it's why doctors wear them during surgery. They don't prevent you from breathing shit in, hence the reason you need the n/p95+ mask to stop from breathing it in.

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Ok it was funny the first couple of times but can you stop spamming this pasta in every thread looking for (you)’s

>failing to infect madagascar

lol
amateurs

>storing perishable food in ways that rely ok electricity
enjoy your rotten meat

>not even gonna lie this is starting to feel like a nothing burger again

Thats what the gubermint wants you to believe goy

looks like the peak will be in 4 weeks based on this massive migration of people, mostly young college aged students. This reminds me a bit like "the air is safe to breathe"

When reading the devastating accounts of Italian doctors, right across our borders.

youtu.be/CC_Y4zOUdcI

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Just watch a yt tutorial on how to cut your own hair

Probably not, I work Railroad, government considers us infrastructure due to how much freight we move, and they aren't even giving us extra time in the event we get sick. We have to use up five personal days, unpaid and a no-no, or five vacation days if you want pay. Since a chunk of guys literally can't afford to not be at work for five days without pay because they support their family several have already mentioned coming in sick because they aren't going to burn vacation time.
Shits fucked and there is gonna be a huge decrease in the median age of workers on the Railroad here soon.

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This. I see people wearing masks in shopping malls but not covering their noses, like wtf.

When the normies started panic buying.

I live in Hurricane Central, so I have provisions for over a month for a household of three. Picked up a few extra items last week.

anyone got a list of country that under lockdown?
Thank god my county haven't issued a lockdown so that all the boomer politician get infected and die.

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checked
> but NGMI/10

I bought the 1 dollar tp rolls when I should have bought the 2 ply big rolls

lol you brainlet if they shut down public life to prevent the spread the energy grid is way more stabile than before

aint you mountain niggers not suppose to have some sort of crisis training

Just take a pair of scissors to it. I usually grow my hair out a bit long but I'm going to shear that shit off tomorrow so there's nothing to grab onto

sauce on image

RIP in peace you dumb motherfucker

wasnt dead 6000 a few threads back?

>White Scientist.
I refuse to take a vaccine not developed by a diverse group of scientist. white people racist and shit.

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This is the line that's parroted that annoys the fuck out of me. No shit it doesn't protect the WEARER. But if everyone wore them, it WOULD help to stop the spread of the infection because the people wearing masks would be less likely to infect others. How is that not a resounding endorsement for everyone to be wearing these masks?

I've been with coronachan since before the general started, it just got real tonight when I watched some normie MSM clips about this. They are being fare to trump, they rolled out all of the A-list anchors, doing emotional morning show segments about talking to your children.
The way they are being it's like the minds have been erased of the last 5 years.

That would take longer than this month

no offence but poles are quite dumb

you're right, but the hope is also that it will spread less fast at that point, because more people will have had it and there's some degree of herd immunity. when you let the virus just go rampant now, nobody has had it yet, so it can just spread to everyone in a few incubation cycles

i think

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how fucked am I? pretty much all I got aside for when I can't go out anymore. I do have some rice meat and all but that's for eating now since I can still sorta go and buy food.

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I'm embracing death.

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sorry swiss fren

ill just have gf do it, ill fuck it up

>tfw left leafland and living in the comfy woods

Wahl Clippers, buzz it down.

Does Denmark's border closure mean overseas tourists are stuck?

achoo

You're right on all that. And nobody knows what's going to happen long term, isn't that fun?

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Yeah, if the reason is that they need them for the doctors because there are not enough for everybody then they should tell the truth. Anyway, I have heard experts saying that the main way to get the virus is just breathing it, not with the drops from coughing sneezing. So I don't really know if they are really useful or not. But at least for the coughing and sneezing of an infected person is useful to hold those big drops.

>massgraves in europe
good think i made my heavy machinerey loisense to drive a bulldozer.

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French and Spanish anons, what is the nature of the lockdown in your countries? Are you confined to your homes?

This whole something burger seems bullish if Tom Hanks and Trudeau's wife doesn't die

It's confirmed they do it so people don't stockpile.
How can a mask not be effective? Compared to what? Wearing nothhing? It doesn't check out.

It's the same lie they tell you at planes "do not inflate vest before leaving the aircraft". You'd think they say it because it'd be too bulky, in reality they say it because if you inflate it and it doesn't work you'll probably fight the person next to you to try to take it off him. Confirmed by a pilot.

He mask thing is the same shit. They tell some silly argument as if you were a child.

firstly, it's not a vaccine. secondly, i'm totally fine with you not taking it.

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Yas Forums sing for corona-chan when
only thing i got is this
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Pack it up boys

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In that moment I had to go out just for just some minutes because I couldn't take it anymore.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT? !

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I've wasted my life and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been happy if I did something with it anyway

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yes, mut ESPECIALLY doctors and nurses need N95 and ONLY N95, because they protect both ways (them AND the infected)

Sure, if everyone was using the medical masks from like beginning of february we wouldn't have many cases...

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mate, it's not enough
you need water, a lot

Back on like January 23rd when we found all the articles about Wuhan level 4 bio lab 2 years ago, Chink spies specializing in corona caught sending samples back from Canadian level 4 bio lab. Occam's razor says it's a chink biowmd. January 23rd I told everyone I know to prep for corona and just got laughed at by everyone but 1 person. Now no one will talk to me cause they are so salty.

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>Men planning and deciding strategy
>Women doodling

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>mass graves in Europe
won't we just cremate? i mean, the germans have some experience dealing with large numbers there

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

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*but

Lol, it plays out ecactly like Plague Inc. scenario.

we're finally in 3 digits