Salt-Mine of the Unprepared

if these single moms actually had husbands their husbands would have already had an emergency stock of food for their family

Single mothers are a mistake

Can't relate!

>World pandemic
>But we had normal plan!

Survival of the fittest.
Good riddance fatty.

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>cant imagine how it would be during a real apocalypse or disaster
Lol they're so far behind the curve they don't even know what's happening

Don't worry our taxes will pay for all their needs

as i tell customers who are genuinely confused and upset that nothing is in stock,
"you may not be panicking but everyone else is. You have to take that into account."

>scared of being forced to get takeout
what a nancy

youtube.com/watch?v=WPMMNvYTEyI
Very relevant movie quote
Also a relevant quote
youtube.com/watch?v=hhzEhUorALU
I am so glad that I am not an NPC pack animal. I prepared, did you?
Because if you didn't, it's too late

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OH NONONO
I THOUGHT PEOPLE BUYING FOOD WHERE SCHIZOS BROS, WTF

no one is gonna notice the skid marks on his ass anyway.

Yeah, what if REAL disaster happens some time in the distant future?? Not like this common pandemic event that has already led to a major downturn of large parts of the global economy and forced nations to adopt measures not seen for decades.

Will I have to order takeout then AGAIN?? Like, seriously!?

>real responsible adults
i dunno about you but i don't wait till everything runs out before i go to the store
you sure as shit shouldn't do so with if you have children and especially with the whole corona deal where citys get quarantined

fucking millennials

How long until the first shopping-related violence?

>during a real apocalypse or disaster

I kinda envy the blind naivety

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>oh noes, my baby will shit itself

What's so great is this whole thread is people complaining about the people who prepped & stocked up,

whilst they tell their stories of going to the store and finding empty shelves which is the exact reason why people prepared / stocked up.

But the irony is totally lost on them. Have yet to see one person say: "Oh, I guess this is why they stocked up. To avoid the situation I am in right now."

If you didn't seen the signs this would happen since February. You deserve to starve.

I've been stock up since early February and enjoyed watching all the people who don't pay attention to the world around them struggle to find anything left on twitter. Pay attention next time selfish fucks.

>normal plans for normal people

mmm, yeah, I remember what that's like. Just a normal life where you've never had a big fat 3 ton "NO" ever land on you or your little plans. Yeap. Been there. I guess It's good that I was broken in long before all this shit. Sorry normal people, I guess we're all the same asshole now (except I have food and can wipe my ass because I don't live in fucking lala land all my life.)

>Susan and Karen
these terms are used to otherize whites and one day justify violence against them

don't forget

this
also stocks just took a HUGE fucking hit, better to buy now before inflation fucks up your buying power

You're retarded if you think this is limited to Millenials,
Every dumbass normie NPC is doing this. Only the people that had the foresight to see this coming prepared.
I don't have the video on me, but it's already happened.

>susan and karen
confirmed facebook tier woman meme

la diapera....

A guy was stabbed with a broken wine bottle in Georgia yesterday, over water.

>we had normal plans!!
the eternal chink

maybe in the united mudslides

Wait a minute, does this fucking mean these fucking jackhole "big city elite" fucking dreamers are all going to start coming back HOME to the suburbs? Please don't fucking come back here.

Broken bottle is called a nigger knife.

>>But we had normal plan!

>Guys everyone was just supposed to stick to the normal plan, and stay normal and be normal, what are you doing, why aren't you being normal?

is this how normies REEE?

parents are on vacation in mexico for spring break. they texted me saying theyre buying bulk toiletpaper from over there and drive it back home

Who the fuck waits till they have literally nothing before they go to the store? Add common sense from the situation, they deserve to starve

>muh karens
Love how zoomer leftists and younger millennials have this dipshit archetype, but go ballistic over real patterns like jew elites and black crime.

I warned everyone i cared about to stock up early. Those who didn't listen will reap the rewards of their stupidity. The ones who say "Are you scared of a little flu?" are the most retarded. It's not the flu I'm afraid of, it's how people react to fear and panic. Sister in-law is one of the "Just a flu" people. She ran out of food yesterday. Only found a pack of tortillas. Enjoy your cum burrito you self absorbed cunt.

you have guns don't you?

Imagine what will happen if shit actually gets fucked in this country (a virus much stronger than this comes, a nuke, etc)? These faggots run to social media to complain about people not leaving toilet paper for them 5 days after it's been known that people are hoarding supplies. People were taking pics of empty shelves and long lines at the store earlier. None of these people would make it 2 weeks without electricity, internet, or society catering to their every need.

The majority of America is fucked.

Work as a meat cutter in a grocery store, we keep running out of meat and I've had to deal with salty customers the past two days who are in disbelief when I try to explain to them that it's fucking busier than Thanksgiving and they give me attitude because we're out of ground beef and chicken. Fuck them, already sick of these cunts

Them stocking up is the reason there is a situation though. If everybody just continued as normal instead of panic buying, this problem wouldn't exist. By avoiding a situation, you've created the situation you were trying to avoidh

They probably understand that, but still refuse to accept it's a valid reason "because everyone should act selflessly to begin with". Of course, if she had 100% certainty that this would happen, she would've of course acted selfishly and stocked up.

It's ironic on multiple levels

Good on the Susans and Karens, Jessicas of the world can go fuck themselves.

8/x

>literally muh tampons

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Except the few non thot single mothers who are preppers and stockpiled long before this TP chaos.

Of course I have guns, but I'm not worried about these losers, I just don't want them bringing their faggot ass primadonna act here. I'm more worried about niggs pouring out of the metro areas and sweeping through the closer suburbs.

>what a nancy

It's not a good idea to eat out at all right now.

>wtf you have to wait a week for everything to restock but you only have 16 rolls of toiletpaper

>If everybody just continued as normal

there's the flaw in your reasoning, bucko

grasshoppers being grasshoppers

youtube.com/watch?v=Ph-CA_tu5KA

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>Only found a pack of tortillas.
I'm in California, the stores are packed but you can get most food items fine, just things like rice and beans are out plus TP and paper towels, some pharmacy stuff. I don't understand how entire stores are out of ALL food unless there is only one store in the whole town

>I can't imagine how it would be during a real apocalypse or disaster

She'd be giving blowjobs for a can of deenz

Haha get fucked low IQ cunts.

I'm south of the sound from Seattle. Walmart, Albertsons, and whatever market is sold out of the useful items. Sister in-law called my wife crying that baby formula was gone. I'm not surprised as i bought most of the baby formula containers for my chitlins.

true, waiters are all probably infected or will be, they touch your silverware when they set it down

>being that faggot who tells people “i told u so”

No wonder you work at a grocery store

9/x

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Grasshoppers are the niggers of insects. A Bugs Life proved that.

The absolute arrogance and entitlement of these stupid first world herd animals that believed absolutely nothing could ever happen which disrupted their lives.

g-d I can't fucking wait for you to start shooting yourselves over toilet paper

I can see her cuck of a partner in her pfp

While I hate the retarded panic buying as much as the next guy, if you wait until the midst of the panic to buy stuff you need, you're just as retarded. It's not like the virus situation just started this week, you've had months to stock up on things that get targeted in panic buying.

Baby formula reduces IQ compared to breast milk.

Normies will beg and cry and starve. It's going to be glorious. I'm starting to feel pity for them, but they didn't pity any of us when they fired guys for being ((racist)) and not using the pronouns.

The virus and the economic collapse is going to get us back to sanity.

Hard times are here and we are the HARD MEN

FUCK YEAH, bitches!!!

>terrified
>forced to get takeout

What kind of bubble wrapped world have these cunts been living in. Can't wait for low iq blacks to be outside their house with machetes and see how they react.

10/x

> wow people really are selfish

YEAH NO SHIT, wtf world are you living in?

some of these people really believe that all Americans are just all just one big family

bitch we ain't even friends, we're just cell-mates

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I didn't do prepping. I am not in the least bit afraid and I don't care if a bunch of people want to have tons of toilet paper. Then again I have thousands of rou D's of ammunition and I figure if the grocery stores are empty I'd rather have a ton of weapons than a ton of food.

I cant wait until the shooting starts either. Im pumped!! We are waaaay past due for a thinning of the herd, but it wont happen, not yet at least because this whole coronahoax is so painfully obvious.

Words of furry wisdom, just microwave them, it will be fine.

Wife had titty problems with feeding. I done what i could.

some user did post this tho

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you're an asshole

>pic
It's easy to complain about how selfish people are when it affects you

I was just thinking that to myself tonight, RomanianBro. Were about to witness this quote happen in real time

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>it's an 'all the women are panicking' episode
>truman buys all the toilet paper, and hides in his den

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I told people to buy pads and tampons yesterday here on Yas Forums.

Its happening.

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>Tried to warn family 3 weeks ago about this
>Sinply suggested 2 weeks worth of food (didnt want to appear schizo by saying 6 months)
>They ridiculed me
>Now they are all posting this shit online

These people would've bought tons of those products if they knew ahead of time too. They're just trying to guilt trip everyone else.

I think we will see soldiers on the streets next week, purely because of this.

>95% of the tweets are women

Lately I've been listening to what women say, then imagining if a man said it to me. Most of what they say would get the average man knocked out, or socially isolated because no one likes him.

And yet our brains fool us in to letting women get away with their non stop whining and incompetence, because they are female.

Try it for yourself. Next time some bitch comes complaining to you, and your brain says 'this female is in need, what can I do to help?'
Ask yourself 'if this were a man, what would my reaction be?'

They will rent their pussy out if it gets too bad, and someone will jump on the opportunity.

11/x

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Only people getting caught out are the ones that lets the govt think for them, and posses zero situational awareness.

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What the fuck it's a rip off of de la Fontaine's poem

>senpaitachi
America embracing Ebonics as ever
God speed, burgers

>listening to what women have to say
that was your first mistake