>Photographer who lured models to his London flat and sexually assaulted them jailed
independent.co.uk
>Virgin Atlantic boss urges Boris Johnson to sanction £7.5bn airline bailout
news.sky.com
>Shopper is mugged for his toilet paper in broad daylight outside London shop as supermarkets across Britain have shelves stripped bare amid coronavirus panic
dailymail.co.uk
>Coronavirus: Elderly to be 'shielded' as PM seeks to equip NHS
bbc.co.uk
FUCK YOU, KAREN
>Downing Street said it would continue to be guided by its medical experts. Its Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage) listed "shielding the vulnerable" and "household isolation" as the next steps to tackle the spread of the virus.
>Its Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage)
>(Sage)
FROM
THE
VALLEY
TO
THE
QUAYE
Don't forget its mothers day today lads.
That's next week.
I'm a mong, thanks lad.
Queen is gone out of London .
The plague is real.
Oh thank goodness there's now a thread, I was almost about to post one with very little experience of doing so, only had links to chinky flu, the Sunday Mail Hitchens article, and the latest wheelie bin fire news.
Post them la.
Yo nigga what's poppin g?
>was walking through London last night
>some old woman asks to use my phone
>figure she wants to call a friend or taxi
>"no problem" and let her use my phone
>she starts searching GCHQ and MI5 contact numbers and info
She was just a crazy smackhead right? Why the fuck would someone search something like that? I'm now paranoid as fuck.
>fco advises against all but essential travel to spain
Welp, there goes my holiday next week.
Yo g, what's poppin?
Already closed most of the tabs m8, you can have the Hitchens article since it was the only one that really mattered tbqh.
>PETER HITCHENS: Yes, coronavirus poses a risk - but our response to it is not intelligent or useful. Britain is infected... by a bad case of madness
dailymail.co.uk
>Implying an 'oliday to sunneh spain isn't essential.
Can't believe the Micks have banned St. Patrick's Day.
What are we meant to do now, drink at home?
haha absolutely nothing my good friend, certainly not any far right terror plots aha.
My mates daughter was going to work there next week, so she's out of a job now.
Wanted the bin fire story desu
That's weird...
Maybe get into contact with them? Or your local bobby?
>drink at home?
Yeah and then hang out the window singing the Irish rover with the neighbours.
Yes nigga
Don't waste money on older people yet I'm waiting untill the last minute just in case.
Never let anyone borrow your phone
The odds are most time they are just trying to steal it
I've never come across anyone who needs to contact intelligence agencies so urgently they'd borrow someones phone.
She was a women in her 60's, she wouldn't have made it far if she did try to steal it. Obviously if some roadman looking chav asked then I'd decline.
based
gonna leave this thread open to encoruageme to have a bigass homestyle breakfast sunday
i only have two packs of bacon :( im sure theres not going to be any in stores for a while. all stocked up
i love british platings so much
Ironic isn't it lads? All the times Johnny foreigners have called us a police state and what not, now look at the likes of Italy or Spain, yet we keep calm and carry on.
You have to have beans too mate.
They envy our spunk
ahh the patriotic font. so rare to see it in public anymore
REMINDER THAT EASTERN EUROPE SCAMMERS ARE SELLING SLAV SPUNK AS HAND SANITISER
Why are Tories so stupid
Wouldn't be surprised if the usual dregs of Brit/pol/ thought the Sunday Sport was a reputable paper desu
He says that like we aren't already a socialist country
>companies/corporations try to pay as little tax as possible
>beg for a bailout
>meanwhile they try to extort every penny out of you for bags and seats
Don't really have much sympathy. Maybe some big airlines dying might make some friendly affordable competition.
kek
Outer/pol/ losing their shit over our herd immunity
While we build resistance to the virus and its mutated strains, less countries will die off in large numbers as each mutation grips their fragile immune system.
Pretty sound advice, but since I found myself in the unfortunate position where I had to ask to borrow someone's phone after my motorbike broke down and my phone stopped working, I feel a bit honour bound to trust others to use my phone.
>that "letter" signed by tens of "scientists" criticising the government's handling
>turns out a load of the signatories were just PhD students in non-medical subjects
Who cares about some virus that literally only kills boomers, the feeble and the Chinese anyway?
uk included in us travel ban
oh noes
>signatories were just PhD students in non-medical subjects
#FBPE
lol
my dad comes from the norf of England; family in West Yorkshire, Lancashire and County Durham
we're all big burly blondes and my grandfather was 6"4 and built like a brick shit house with forearms bigger than a onions boy's head
what makes norferner's the magnum opus of mother nature? was it the danelaw? was in the perfect blend of Saxon and Dane genes? what was it?
>what was it?
Big fry ups and mugs of tea.
UK strategy for fighting Corona Virus
>closing spoons
>linking at the coffee shop
>finishing on her face to top it off
>asking TV presenters to nonce the virus while its young
>a public enquiry
>dont wear masks
>corona virus is fake news
>flatten the curve innit
>selling each other ever decreasing quantities of cannabis for £20
>letting a million british people die
have i missed anything?
>name fag
>trip fag
>hang around brit/pol/
>anime avatar (pedo?)
>outer/pol/
>ch china man bad
karen
SEETHING
>Now there’s a much humbler task of raising funds for Manning’s living expenses
lmaooooooooo these "people" are beyond retarded
>meme flag
>its a deadly virus
>its a deadly virus
>its a deadly virus
if you can't survive something with over a 99.8% recovery rate for those under 40 years old then you deserve to die you fucking weak sub-human shit
Imagine actually fucking dying. holy shit you deserve it
ye seething lol
why is everything in op's pic burned
oh right, bong
>aus poster in brit/pol/
>chinkys are evil
>chinkys are evil
>chinkys are evil
Would.
>Can't handle manly charred food
I bet you wear mittens when you wipe your arse and wellies when you shower too you Nancy boy
I'm da hardest nigga on britpol , Wes can be friends o I can fucks u up
last day on call boooyys
go fight op so we can lol at the bitch slapfight
Fuck outta her bitch, ima hard as nigguh
that's the sexiest british woman i've ever seen
>American replying to low effort shitposts in britpol
Get out.
just stole your bike might put it on ebay later
she's a dead ting doe
'ere we go
>mfw america still has paper mills
1 tp roll for five minutes with your mouth 2 tp holes for any other hole of your choosing