/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2081

NO
I HAVEN'T ROLLED YOU YET

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it. Fuck the faggots and cucks saying this pandemic has no culprits. It has, of course, the Chinese for eating all kinds of animals causing zoonosis or if it's a bioweapon, the Chinese laboratory that experiments with bat coronaviruses funded by Bill Gates.

Attached: 734567654.png (700x901, 325.14K)

Nigger, stop coughing here

The virus has been in my city for two months, and I still don't have the coof.
What gives?

it cant be in east TN, that's impossible

Can someone please post the /cvg/ anime list?

Attached: cry.jpg (686x526, 79.93K)

i need an apocalypse gf, who wants to get beaten with my dick daily.

mobile.twitter.com/Prof__Marvel/status/1239060530905653248?s=19

Curfew in LA. People foaming at the mouth for martial law in the comments.

For anyone who isn't convinced this is that bad and are wondering how this compared to the swine flu when it was ongoing:

who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/

This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.

The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Now only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.

Now you might be thinking, "well, swine flu originated in the Americas which have a much better health care system than Asia, which is why the coronavirus has so many more deaths than the swine flu after 3 months." I will refer you to the official numbers for the swine flu 7 months after it was discovered:

who.int/csr/don/2009_11_27a/en/

By this point, the swine flu had reached every continent on the planet. Look at the numbers for Asia. They are comparable to today's numbers for the coronavirus. Notice the total number of infected is over 622 thousand at this point. Pretty big. Now compare the number of dead to today's number of dead for the coronavirus. They are about the same.

This is far worse than the swine flu. We haven't experienced something this bad since the 1918 Spanish flu - although this is probably no where near as bad, it'll still stress countries' medical systems to their limits. People will die indirectly from this as they won't get the medical support they would normally receive outside of the pandemic due to the fact that doctors, nurses, and resources will be stretched thinly trying to handle the sheer number of sick people. Look at Italy, and soon Spain. And this shit has only just begun.

Just got a fire going in my iron stove, and cracked open one of my many raspberry pepsis from my large hoard. Let's have some footage of normalfags panic buying TP to enhance the comfiness.

Attached: This place is a treasure trove.jpg (720x720, 53.8K)

ALRIGHT BROS.

TOMORROW I MAKE MY FINAL TRIP OUTSIDE.

i believe the reports about the impending new york hospital overload, so im not going outside after this (im in NJ) other than to leave the state if it gets that bad.

what am i getting?

on my list so far, I have:
>deenz
>soup cans
>rice
>tissues/toilet paper (if any are there)
>chip bags
>lighter

also for those who told me last thread to stay inside, would ordering some of these things on amazon be worth it? not all of them are price gouged. the Deenz are actually fair priced for a pack of 12.

WE LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

Attached: 80eace7382dd31e0ec0378eaae8e8d7e.png (851x873, 609.15K)

I've heard they've talked about expropriating/seizing supplies from preppers/hoarders/businesses. Heard anything about that?

OP PUT THIS IN YOUR BREAD. Italian doctor confirms everything that we've suspected and says public should be panicking. Hospitals are near the breaking point, healthcare workers are being infected (and in turn infecting their families), young people are being infected, all doctors (regardless of specialties) are being forced to fight the virus (thus denying treatment for non-Corona illnesses and death), and he especially points out that the "it's just the flu bro" meme is complete bullshit. This thing is quite real, quite dangerous, and it's wrecking Italy's healthcare system.

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-italy-cases-deaths-doctor-panic-lombardy-bergamo-a9389911.html?fbclid=IwAR2opZZA4VZMfThv-y0a31nNKA7YPJVboKbKiBgoOi-3Fl4BqGsPuFwrYTg

Attached: Tedros Truth.jpg (1024x729, 135.22K)

COOF INTO YOUR ELBOW YOU FUCK

Attached: 1566255128859.gif (400x400, 556.57K)

Spain declares Italy style lockdown.
But: hairdressers can be open (wtf?)

lick more doorknobs

Not in Austria

Guys when China had around 21k cases like Italy now, how much death was recorded according to the """official numbers"""?

Based and blamepilled. Always remind every chink going on about other countries not taking it serious that they were the ones who covered it up for 2 months and unleashed their typhoid marys on the world.

Did Trudeau himself ever get tested for coronavirus? His wife tested positive but I never saw if he tested positive

Fuck the entire Trudeau family

Attached: 1569714031299.png (490x1160, 589.06K)

No dude, that was taken after Mardi Gras.

It's a virus not a famine retard

*knobs

Agreed. I still can't wrap my head around Germanys response in light of this. It's like they want to die.

when do they ban selling food on Amazon and eBay?

Attached: Screenshot_20200315-022346.png (1080x1920, 447.44K)

making the world a much better place

Yeah go ahead and order on Amazon, clean the packages off before opening and then clean the stuff inside off before putting it in your stash. I just had several Tyvek suits and nitrile gloves delivered via Amazon no issue.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cunnytural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 Ai Wei Wei 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 Umbrella protests Extradition Law Hong Kong protests Democracy won the Vote 习近平的阴茎很小。 每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

Attached: chinawinthepooh.png (960x640, 50.17K)

Gotta look good for your upcoming funeral

Never
Amazon is basically my grocery store
Do you want me to starve?

Attached: 1561282318892.jpg (480x480, 20.06K)

You don't want to die with an ugly haircut right user?

Fuck the schizo shit Please not now with this

>$200+ for 22KG

i just bought 25KG rice for $40

>i need an apocalypse gf, who wants to get beaten with my dick daily.

Hey user, sorry your girlfriend can't be with you during the apocalypse. Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?

Attached: lolololol.jpg (1382x1290, 908.47K)

>It's like merkel wants them to die.
Fify

Stocking up on vegetables is fucking retarded

What, going to go to the store in the middle of an outbreak? He's stocking up so he can stay inside for a prolonged period of time to avoid infection.

*yawn* call me when its 1,000 deaths a day

Still waiting for one actual video or picture to prove the “effect” this is having on the world.

Attached: DD8EE900-0654-49A9-9953-17A58F4F1827.jpg (125x100, 2.88K)

People might starve cause of you hoarders

Ooh fuck, shits getting closer. Colleagues kid got it. Also they closed off the country for foreigners. Its really happening, isnt it

Attached: 1584120034267.jpg (605x749, 50K)

if there is no one left on earth and i have a hard penis, i'm going to fuck anything even water.

They bought all the milk here. They're stockpiling perhaps the most perishable food item.

For all of the guys here who are worried to death, stop. Worrying will do you no good. Worry will decrease your immune system's ability to fight the infection if you get it. Sit back, relax, breathe, and just find something that you enjoy doing and do it. Now is not the time to start black pilling.

For people who are worried they might not have enough supplies to survive on, don't worry. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't for one second believe that the government is going to allow people to starve to death in their homes, especially not on an election year. You run a higher risk of infection by accepting help from the government, but at least you won't starve to death.

For people who think there's gonna be a purge, just stop. Get comfy, get ready to ride things out for a while, don't post anything stupid online, try to be supportive of your community, keep tabs on your neighbors via phone if you can, and make sure they know you, are aware of you, and are all checking in on one another asking each other how you're feeling. Maybe some of you virgins will meet a waifu this way.

Worry and fear are rational, they're normal. But don't let them consume you.

Attached: 1583801181177.jpg (365x469, 29.03K)

Find the original then, where the redubbed what the police are saying.

Sunday morning grocery trip? You're going to have to fight 29831821398 other normies

Attached: normie_mad.png (632x814, 68.04K)

They should be giving their volunteers a mask.

Roughly 0.4% of the population outside of China is infected. It's too late to prep.

Should have stocked up earlier. We've been warning you for THREE MONTHS. If you don't have ample supplies it's entirely your fault.

>colleagues kid got it
Your colleague likely already has it. Time for you to start staying home and avoiding that person.

Doing what?