Person in containment gear as seen on a convenience store

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Imagine being this person. Imagine prepping so fucking hard to avoid a fucking flu that you blew hundreds of dollars looking like a retard in public. Imagine still catching it and it's like, not even that big of a deal for young people.

It's a boomer doomer flu. Calm the fuck down.

>no gloves
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That's pretty ironic, they're laughing at people ACTUALLY trying to prevent corona

Might as well pose for the camera. Or scream "why did you just call that man a NIGGER!?" so they can't post the video or share it with their friends

I do not like the way you wrote this post.

>taping sandwich bags to your legs

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Holy kek.

I'm drinking.

You look like a fag, but you don't even need to dress up for that.

I just wanted to fuck around. Never though the jap would be calling me a fag :/

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based and paperbagpilled

the media has people thinking if you're buying supplies and taking precautions you're an asshole overreacting
it doesn't make any sense

I pleaded with my family to take precautions and they won't

4reddit

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Zero cases in my area, nobody here even gives a fuck about this yet

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You didn't get any laughs cause you look like a faggot.

Drinking what? Zog juice? Those thoughts do not come out of a healthy brain. Yours has deteriorated...

Grannies always have ample hand sanitizer in their purses.

Based S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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Looks like an old woman. Probably scared. Feel bad for her desu

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hahahahaha Post more home made suits

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You're probably right. However I avoid human contact, and keep to myself. I'm a weirdo, I'll give you that. However I'm pretty sure I'll be alright when the virus really hits.

So when you start coughing and get permanent lung damage from literal airborne AIDS, hit me up senpai. Let me know how something is wrong with my brain.

*cough cough* oh no...I was trying to be cool on Yas Forums...*cough*

do they not realize that they're still breathing the air?

Dad, Don't forget the toilet paper

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 3 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 84 rolls a week. Over 300 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

three fucking rolls PER DAY?? the fuck nigga? You shit so much you have to have a fucking library of TP available dont you you fucking fat ass

Just use a bidee/handshower next to you sink to wash you asshole, toiletpaper is not even needed in a quarantine situation

It's fucking weak copypasta, stop replying to it. They've been saying stupid shit like that on Yas Forums for the past few days.

>the average person uses one roll of toilet paper a day

what did you expect, you looked like a faggot. and probably still do

yeah no one wants to fuck with you in the first place.

cashier starting to get pointed nips.

he's not an actual jap. he's probably some pog cook at a base and probably a nigger as well,

>only 3 rolls/day
are you even trying stralia?

not going to lie, I was thinking about wearing gas masks in public two months ago when I caught a cold. As I was coughing with a plugged up stuffy nose, I was thinking how I could've prevented this if I didn't expose myself to peoples' germs. Maybe this should be common practice. I wouldn't mind looking a little crazy if I never got sick ever again.

reminds me of rust.
get his blue key-card, user

>one roll per day
*one roll per flush

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It's not in the air, it's in droplets which soon fall to the ground or dissipate.

Based boomer.

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sir, would you like this in a bag?

Kek, based

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
archive.is/6NGuH

Virus invades nervous systems
archive.is/qmc6U

Hahahahahahaha oh fucks sake

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>fuck off
I kek'd

Oh, it's in the air, bucko - just like pollen or dust.

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>Not poop-maxing with 30 rolls a day
NGMI

this guy is honestly the best. I’m actually laying here laughing.

Oh ok I just didn’t expect it from a nap of all people
N I G G E R :D

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No it's not. It also isn't carried by the wind over any distances

Finally someone with a fucking sense of humor around here. I guess a lot of people have shitty attitudes walking around with mud ass.

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imagine still believing this
we've known its atleast somewhat airborne since january, not that protecting against droplets isnt a good idea