TO ALL OF YOU CONCERNED ABOUT TOILET PAPER:

your dad stuck his finger up your ass, didnt he?

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you're supposed to pinch a small speck off, so you can use it to clean under the fingernail afterwards noob

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Nah, just mentioned it works, what you faggots who hoard toilet paper don't know is a single roll lasts me over a month

It’s not that bad, don’t be faggots.

>all these homophobes going to run out of toilet paper and die for fear of being gay

Your father was either a genius or a retarded fucking degenerate.. I honestly can’t tell which.

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is your dad fucking gay, user?

>it works
huh

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If you fold it before punching through, your finger ends up in someone else's asshole.

need instruction video user i have autism

No, just resourceful

>being from India

is it just me or does it seem like roomtemps only make/find these jokes funny

He's a cheap asshole with a lot of money

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I do this too. but without the paper.or without the need of go to take a shit

I would wash with a shower head before shoving a shit finger through a single sheet. We do about a roll per week (2 people). We're quite comfy with just one mega pack.

can confirm been doing this for years not cause I am a poor fag but cause it feels good

This is literally what you are taught to do in special forces. The tp is really durable though.

my dad always told me theres nothing wrong with a little rim play. but he said if you go more than 2 knuckles deep you're playing with it

That's using two fingers, that's gay. One finger is the correct way

Reminder most muzzies in the east don't use toilet paper.

It actually makes sense.
There should be enough clean square to clean under your nail.
You could stretch a roll out to Memorial day.

Ok... So he’s so cheap that’s he’s willing to literally finger his own ass to save money.. you wouldn’t happen to be Jewish would you?

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i was 10 in summer vacation with the family in center France. We were at a bar when a guy came in. Very pale, almost like someone dead. He gets closer to the barman and start showing his hand who was hidden under his vest. Blood everywhere, everyone starts freaking. The guy is calm he asks for a doctor, says he's a carpenter. He had his finger cut off while working. The guy drove 20minutes to come here asking a doctor. The absolute balls of this guy
>true story

it's still going to stink, retard

first person to bring up iq into a discussion is always the brainlet.

I used a technique to wipe my 1 year old sister's arse in the jungle with zero toilet paper. The way is to get a green leaf, put a hole in it, put one finger through the hole then I'd just flip her legs over her head and eat shit covered baby pussy and arsehole with a pinch of BBQ seasoning powder. Shit piss cum farts. Wipe your arse with razor wire and bleed all over my stiff cock. Wool sock.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

what about all the smelly crap underneath your fingernails?

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Can't you tell I chew my nails?

*claps on the Aussie shitpost*
YEeee hoo

I almost just choked on the food i was eating while laughing at this

based OP

My shop teacher told us that and he also preached the evils of socialism.

m9, I gotta hand it to you, I'm going to use this method from now on, good on ya

eww disgusting subhuman

Before or after wiping it off?

Bruce overdosing on the VB

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Take a garbage bag in the woods and pick up leaves free toilet paper if you're paranoid about bugs wash them in hot water.

This duh

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horrifying, yet funny.

Good to see this meme is still around.

>>My dad taught me to put my finger up my butt

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> wise old frugal tip
Can confirm, grandpa told me they did this during the war. Works best if you do a little swirl when you pull out.

Because you shart in wallmart

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Whoa, I thought I was the only one who does this

Are wh*te people this retarded

Your dad was trying to loosen it up.

Even better money saving trick, instead of spending money on a bitch you wash yo ass then use a finger until you hit a little bump 3 inches in then rub it until you feel good.

>t butthurt faggot who just learned they wasted their money

>1 roll per day
Fucking kek maybe for burgers but not europeans