AUS/POL/ - SUNDAY EVENING EDITION

Fuck off tarrantposters, we're full
This is a board of peace.

>Hospital infrastructure may not be able to deal with the massive influx of infections
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/australian-hospitals-poorly-equipped-to-cope-with-covid-19/

>Kentucky Fried Corona: A KFC in Brisbane was forced to close due to a worker testing positive for CoV19
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-closes-kfc-restaurant-in-brisbane-qld-news/09821966-1616-45bf-9aee-f6d9f0b522fe

>Information and data cannot be claimed for ownership
9news.com.au/national/you-can-t-possess-information-nsw-judge/1de7e4f4-b343-4082-92b8-2695f2e24c8b

>Casual workers missing out on wages due to Cov19
sm h.com.au/politics/federal/many-casuals-to-lose-hundreds-from-coronavirus-isolation-measures-20200314-p54a2h.html

>People still in hysteria over supplies running out
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/50-metre-lines-at-woolworths-as-coronavirus-shopping-panic-escalates-c-744821

>Shoppers catch onto this one simple trick to bypass buying limits
7news.com.au/lifestyle/shopping/shoppers-slammed-for-sneaky-un-australian-tactic-to-get-around-supermarket-food-limits-c-744954

>Doctor contracts corona virus and is self documenting the infection process with ultrasound
7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/doctor-ultrasounds-his-lungs-as-coronavirus-progresses--c-744880

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Roll Call PART 1 OF 2
>bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs
>gympill
>who adelaide?
>Gas the boomers
>”ITS THE JEWS” pasta
>Gimme a job or ill rope
>ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user
>Bunnings sweeper breaking user
>tinder ROLLer
>who ready for the collapse?
>praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s)
>how do i get an aus/pol/ gf?
>fuck off we’re full webm creator
>Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy
>what’s for dinner?
>wanting job at asio user
>jordies
>serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me)
>the gf/the bf/the daily ride
>Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs
>ausfag in USA
>Desert Lime Shilling Brit.
>tougher gun laws in QLD when?!
>US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map
>Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee
>Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts
>JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add)
>’checking in’ fag / meta poofter
>(followed by) “poofters fuck off”
>ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked
>coom for mommy
>guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s
>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years
>'jannies can't stop me' user
>running for local government user
>fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user
>join the union fag / union shill
>user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub
>ASISinfo Tripfag
>It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food
>who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent
>who drinking?

ROLL CALL PART 2 OF 2
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION/ IN PROGRESS)
>guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag
>DSP neet in Canberra
>weird boomer anime figurine painter office government worker with lifesize trump cutout
>poster that pretends to be a superior asian and goes on about Australia and the US being Chinese land
>doomed by lollipop sign cunts schizo pasta
>guy that threatens to light himself on fire in centrelink (nabbed by glowies?)
>glowing merino poster
>'What'd ya have for dinner, lads?'
>That old fart who’s been pranked called, prank pizza’d and sent prank presents
>coomer bruce
and (You)
Am i forgetting anyone?

Nice OC

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fuck niggers

>the daily ride

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>the dad

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hello fellow ASIO agents

Just went to the local asian store and a fucking old chink coofed on me, i'm done.

fucking CUNT!, i dodged every bullet except that one

Couldve put some fresh links in the OP though

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I've been feeling super tired all week bro

>go to coles
>no pasta left
>no rice left

>plenty of canned shit left on the shelves
>the small amount of portable gas cookers they have for sale are still there
>all vitamins still available except C

reeee whats going on? surely all the canned stuff would be getting smashed right now?

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what happened with that burgers friend that did circles in an airfield trying to get shot at?

Managed to get poo tickets today. What’s everyone’s spidey sense saying? I’m leaning towards status quo for the next few weeks then shit getting back to normal

Hi David. Thanks for making my wife's son a birthday cake last week. See you tomorrow. Keen to hit up Cube afterwards?

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Cunt the virus is going to last 3-6months

No doubt. I mean the panic and retard shit roll preppers

I'll probably get sick and I probably won't die.

Everyone in auspol is a glownigger, except me

Shitskins and chinks are dumb as hell. If there is a food source that is slim pickings on the shelves they will assume that it's going out of stock and buy it to stockpile. They did this with all the fruit and veg at my woolies but left the pasta.

Hi ASIO

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AUS stock market predictions for tomorrow? I reckon another collapse, 4% at least. The gains on friday were suss as. I think about of pic related was occurring

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Only a glownigger would say something like that

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>movie theaters closed
>shopping centers closed
>suburban quarantine
>jail time for people breaking quarantine

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ooooh big strong man with a big loud car in the suburbs
fuck off wanker
your neighbours hate you

Delete this post to save face.

we got one gents.

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Now tell the truth, how new are you?

I'd say your right. It'll blow over then back to business

>been a moderate prepper for 10 years
>can make own bread and pasta
>60 rolls of toilet paper in storage just because I buy when it’s on sale
>did an extra prep shop more than 2 weeks ago just in case
>enjoying the self quarantine while people who can’t think ahead 2 days are literally fighting over toilet paper In the supermarkets

Enjoy your hell on earth Normies.

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whats a poo ticket you going to india?

Will continue to follow sound financial advice youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

You showed yourself cunt

twitter.com/Origsmartassam/status/1237106626374406144

Sam /ourboomer/ Newman

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reminder that the impact on the supply chain from journo niggers FOMOing the masses is greater threat than kung flu

unironically might kill myself. don't want to live on this gay earth anymore

cunts will move on to the cans eventually, in a week or two i reckon

When is quarantine going to be imposed?

Send me your poo tickets.

Tinned tomato pretty much all gone last time I went to the shops but there were still kidney beans, lentils and chickpeas.

Which earth do you want to live on?

>it's already Sunday evening in Australia

tick tock, wagecunts. oi, my yacht isn't gonna pay for itself

good night now. I'm gonna enjoy my sleep-in and wake up with the whole day ahead of me. the knowledge that aussie wagekeks are just beginning to wander into their wagie cagies as I sip on my sunday hot chocolate will enrich my day all the more

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everyone is already working from home canacuck.

The only unbiased source of reporting is from The Australian, but most is pay-walled.

Fuck off, chang.

>sunday hot chocolate
*sunday bat stew

Aussie wagies only pay for Aussie neets like me.

The straight one

He looks very unhealthy

all leafs are chinks

Lmao, are you historically and literally illiterate? They've been Liberal shills as far back as anyone can remember.

That said they do produce some fine journalism (and I'm a subscriber myself), but it isn't without a slant.

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lol

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WHAT IS A POO TICKET

its toilet paper ya dingbat

im a bot.

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lel massive boomer/jew paper
some say the australian sets what the media talks about for the week but i havent read it since it was free

why is it called a ticket and not paper then you niggers always inventing slang

My work hasn't yet. They're mass preparing laptops though so I'm guessing by the end of next week at the lastest everyone will be working from home.

>how good is slang
it's common sense ya thicko

not you :^)

I am whiter than you x^D

based

>50% speaks
Ohhh nonono =^D

>Whiter than you Muhammad
>XD
Jesus christ, back to plebbit for you, chang.

free range neets. not caged.

oh i see because it's perforated like a stream of tickets, that's clever

You must be 18 years old to post on this site.

ive only got a decent sized pile of cans, few packs of pasta (ive had unopened packed sitting in the pantry for fuckin ages now), a few jars of pasta sauce and a few packs of noodles atm. i reckon it would probably last 1-2 months at most though. what else should i have just in case shit hits the fan soon, in regards to food?

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Never ceases to amaze me the sheer amount of maritime traffic streaming between chinkland and Port Hedland, even now.

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dont use the sauce only eat carbonara with egg and milk indefinitely

well theres still shit tonnes of bulk carriers coming into the ports, probably even more coal ones than ever

>t . coal sampler

i dunno im no expert
i bought some oven bake chiko rolls they were fuckin shit, the middle just tasted like dough, but ill keep them in case mass starvation occurs

Isn't like 70% of all goods, fully formed and partial, imported from overseas? If you cut maritime trade we'd revert to a third world nation within a week.

nothing beats the deenz

show me an actually unbiased bipartisan media source

There's a difference between only having 100 readers, and the right 100 readers.

i just wanna know if this virus is actually bad

The Drum. They even say it is in their ads

who ready for collapse?

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whats the deenz, user. not sardines i hope

evening roos

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news.com.au

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>haven’t bothered prepping at all
>(very)mild inconvenience experienced sourcing toilet paper
>don’t give a fuck if I get the dreaded COVID-19, 20, 21-99

Hope you at least enjoyed playing end of the world though

Its already starting just slowly they don't want the goyim in full panic mode, this is the mitigation phase before complete lockdown after a National emergency is declared.

but if i had to guess the emergency is going to be announced april or may. Shlomo is busy collecting chink money.

>no respirator

I'm a healthy well balanced individual. Is that normal?

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Fuck yeah. Sardines are healthy and store well.

rice

chink

>who ready for collapse?
if you don't have a rifle, no amount of prepping will save you

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This specifically is all resource export though, draught of the ships going back is way larger than the ones coming here.

The shops in WA are fucking PACKED.

Not just TP, pasta etc. lot of fresh produce sold out.

This shit is crazy. Surely this thing is spreading right now through these condensed crowds.

I bet cases explode in a few weeks.

No
You're probably a tranny in denial

fucking horses hoof.

>can make own bread and pasta
fuck i wanna do that ive gotta get some flour then, and yeast

No problem Jim. Yeah I’ll be at the cube I reckon

Hey Australia. What are the accuracy rates for your Corona tests?
> Bing and Google seem to be blaming trump on over drive and will not give me proper search results

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Hope this gives you guys a good chuckle

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shit is getting lit in tassie, anyone else see ambo and cop cars together all day?