/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2079

WHAT THE FUG
remember closing schools and colleges won't stop the spread or protect anyone
literally BILLIONS cannot work from home. Over HALF the work force are employed by factories. our nation's leaders have a choice to make.

if you get infected at work you're just going to bring it back home and it'll continue its community spread. so if our president and governors do not close all work places soon its official we will not recover.

>just werk from home bruv!
ok nigger let me fire up forklift simulator 2014!

>Go to work and wage slave
>get infected
>bring it home
>entire family exposed
>even pets exposed
>it continues to spread any way

or

>dont go to work
>get fired
>get collected
>get fined
>get evicted
>go bankrupt
>get arrested
so what will it be? Green arrows and numbers on a computer? or 340 Million People?

STOP IGNORING THIS PROBLEM
IF THE US DOESN'T SUSPEND ALL WORKERS WE ARE FOREVER FUCKED
WAVE ALL RENT AND MORTGAGE
WAVE ALL BILLS NOW!

yeah thanks. two seconds apart

GO GO CORONA-CHAN

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Explain to me how Africa and Australia are totally fine "because the virus can't survive in the heat" but the US and Europe will supposedly only be getting worse and worse during the summer.

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>US 2,976 (60)
>60
Lol.
Still only 60.
How long has it been stuck at 60?
Four minutes? Five minutes?

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wagie get back in your saran wrapped cagie

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Sorry for the late update.
I am not convinced we'll get a quarantine of Vienna soon.
The amount of people I had to cart to KFJ is ridiculous.
Talked to a few who work here normally and they told me the exact same thing.
Normally nighshift is calm and has like 3-5 transports.
I alone had 16 tonight.

Apparently Kurz also talked about how "we should stop trying to talk this thing down because" and how "we are 1-2 weeks behind Italy" and "Need drastic measures now"

Fellow Austrians, please take this shit serious and prepare if you have not done so yet.

Repost

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Don't forget Farr's Law, anons.

nypost.com/2020/03/08/coronavirus-going-to-hit-its-peak-and-start-falling-sooner-than-you-think/

10K DEATHS BOYS NEARING SOON
DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON
>10K DEATHS BOYS NEARING SOON
>DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON
10K DEATHS BOYS NEARING SOON
DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON
>10K DEATHS BOYS NEARING SOON
>DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON
10K DEATHS BOYS NEARING SOON
DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON

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anything new for us US frens?

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For anyone who isn't convinced this is that bad and are wondering how this compared to the swine flu when it was ongoing:

who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/

This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.

The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Now only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.

Now you might be thinking, "well, swine flu originated in the Americas which have a much better health care system than Asia, which is why the coronavirus has so many more deaths than the swine flu after 3 months." I will refer you to the official numbers for the swine flu 7 months after it was discovered:

who.int/csr/don/2009_11_27a/en/

By this point, the swine flu had reached every continent on the planet. Look at the numbers for Asia. They are comparable to today's numbers for the coronavirus. Notice the total number of infected is over 622 thousand at this point. Pretty big. Now compare the number of dead to today's number of dead for the coronavirus. They are about the same.

This is far worse than the swine flu. We haven't experienced something this bad since the 1918 Spanish flu - although this is probably no where near as bad, it'll still stress countries' medical systems to their limits. People will die indirectly from this as they won't get the medical support they would normally receive outside of the pandemic due to the fact that doctors, nurses, and resources will be stretched thinly trying to handle the sheer number of sick people. Look at Italy, and soon Spain. And this shit has only just begun.

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it

Did you guys know about Saint Corona?
archive.is/F1NyP

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Africa can't test or probably most of them don't know they have the virus itself. Some are probably ignoring or evading tests since they are niggers though.

Best thread theme.

Gives the chills

youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA

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>DOW BREAKING BELOW 20K SOON
Never gonna happen.

>India: 100
Its over

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Does lard hold at room temperature?

reportin, rumors of infected an hour away and im stocked up and wellarmed

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Mira ariba

>Ora ora ora... You've got a lot of nerve walking past the bancho of Yasukuni High and not showing me any respect! Don't you know who i am?

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So ten thousand deaths right now and it's already winding down in China and Japan and Korea. And the Korea death toll of people who actually got tested was 0.6%
It's not nothing. But there aren't gonna be millions of bodies. That just doesn't make sense.

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Yes

Why didn't they rename MERS? Or almost all of the other ones based on region?

Chinks are slime.

>archive.is/F1NyP
>the memes are becoming reality

It makes me sad anons. I dont want corona-chan to ever go away, but she has to at some point... please tell me itll be a few months at least

when all this shit blows over, i will SINGLE HANDEDLY assure all of you that china will stop the """"""""""rare meats"""""""""" (AKA subhuman GARBAGE) market.

i will make sure it stops.

im done.

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>hand cashier your coofed-on items
or
>hand cashier your items to get coofed on
I can't imagine putting them in a bubble does much good.

Hi - I am a reporter from CNN. Do you mind if I quote you?

Thanks Juan. Look at the timestamps chapo

4-6 months if the temperature is consistent. It’s pretty finicky to swings

>planned to get Yas Forums, lose weight and get a girl
>Corona-Chan happens
Oh well, gotta wait till the world falls apart.

Look at the age and sex of SK's infected.

It's skewed to young and females. SK has a elderly population similar to Italy.

When it continues to speak in SK, the mortality will rise similar to Italy.

Gary these numbers are high. When you were saying 300, we knew you were lying for the ccp... but 6k... thats a lot.

Plus the million dead in china

Yas Forums posters is an ec stack likely to fuck me up with corona?

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And that without taking into account that surely most of the current numbers are wrong, especially the Chinese which must be a hundred times higher

Circumstantial evidence it's a bioweapon:
> Gates Foundation "we the future" exhibit has no white people
> Gates Foundation does a study on corona pandemic back in October
> Level 4 biolab in Wuhan near origin
> Coronavirus research in Wuhan biolab
> Bioweapon research stolen last year (story from Vancouver)
> China biomedicine bribery scandal last year (Harvard)
> Alleged Soros ownership of biolab
> Disease known since December but allowed to spread (instead of doing 100% testing for virus antibodies)
> I Pet Goat II Coronavirus reference in video
> 2016 Bundesplatz Bern video shows elites helicoptering away before mass sickness and a one-eyed woman smashing the world with asteroids (she was supposed to win) then being rebuilt to have everyone dancing to music from the top of the pyramid
> No recommendation to wear PPE and keep working
Although it's appears to be a plot, it appears that the factions involved are not united. But some factions want it to spread.

Never allow the 1st or 2nd amendments to be compromised. Not even in the face of armageddon.

Kek
Gary strikes from above
When you least expect it

WHAT

I'm prepped with enough food to survive at least 3 months, should I just stop going out in public for more supplies now and hunker down, or is there still enough time to make a few trips to buy shit? I'm in New Jersey if that helps.

>when you're living in the boomer removal timeline

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Question for Spaniards: will it be possible to go take a drive in the car with no destination? My car has a tiny battery and it depletes fast if I don't use it

Guys whatever happens,
-tactical nuclear strikes from space on chinkland and the EU to purge the virus
-Sodomite revolutionaries “come out” as California becomes 1st trans faggot state to secede to China, then Gays launch infectious cum bombs on Middle America from Blimps.

You did a good job and got me to laugh one...last....tim

Why soon update coming?

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>upcoming food shortages will make you Yas Forums
>virus kills more males than females so there will be a surplus of stacies

yes, very stable and excellent source of vit D

If it is, and it isn't, it's a shitty one.

How much Chloroquine are they giving to treat the virus?

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maybe you would be able to get your own harem, keep fitting because it improves your immune system, good luck user

No.

Sorta comfy. Don't work till 11pm sunday night so I picked up some vyvanses after work and have been blitz while drinking ehiskey, taking Xanax and smoking weed and cigs. Went and got some water for me and the parents, Mom said Walmart was crazy and she just decided to stock up. America is so willing to get ready for martial law. Today Ive been in awe desu and I keep remembering this gonna heat up over the course of this year or more and the amount society falls will be an interesting case study.

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schizo posting

>do you think its being spread right now and people just dont know? or you mean in a few weeks it'll pick up like europe?

I think it's being spread right now. Since you don't get immediate symptoms people don't give a shit. It'll hit the fan soon, this stores shit is just the beginning, wait till we hear numbers from the hospitals or when we get a mandatory lock down. No matter what, it is going to pick up. Read articles on test kits, we don't know shit, hospitals are only testing hundreds a day and only severe cases, gotta pass the criteria senpai. I'm just hoping places like china, since it seems like it's getting somewhat controlled over there, they give us some info, but no they're trying to blame us for the origin lmao.
just gotta wait and see though.

underrated

exact thing i was thinking. so fuckin retarded.
>chink coughs into his banana, gives to cashier
>cashier checks out the banana, hands are infected, touching cashbox immediately
>infected cashier touches everyones shit for 8hrs a day infecting everyone

in two months from now there will be at the very least 1 million infected, and 50,000 dead, with conservative estimates if action is taken as soon as possible to limit the spread

really does seem like a lot of bollocks tbqh lad, thought you had evidence from studies of the organism or something

My credit card finally arrived today. I just bought 3 months worth of kraft dinner and a thousand vitamins and a thousand ibuprofen on Amazon. Already had my shit tickets.

Now that I know I won't starve and can fend off a fever if I am stuck in my house, I'm feeling much less stress.

Sucks that it's gonna be this kind of happening though. I was hoping the big happening would be confined to asia and africa.

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>WAVE ALL RENT AND MORTGAGE
>WAVE ALL BILLS NOW!
yeah right goyim! lol. good one!

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!?!?!??
HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING!?

Who will arrest you? Where would you be jailed?

Have we reached such a degree of irony that the replies to old bait are in fact the real bait themselves?
Help me out lads this is starting to get confusing.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>ECA stack
how fat are you? just do keto

They are going to limit moving, in Italy you can only go outside to buy food/meds or to work, I don't know the exact case here

What can I use as bread? I have to go starvation mode. Crackers or biscuits? I have no fridge.

>it's time
>drop the nord

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Seriously, W. Virginia, what the fuck is up?

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Mana

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Anybody got any more webms/images of Medical Martial Law?

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>schizo posting
Those people don't have corona virus? Here's another, crazy how all these cult members, whoops I mean celebs, politicians, and journalists are sick.

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same problem here. im in NJ too, i have food for around 2 months, but i want to get more.

personally i think its still okay to go out, if you pick odd hours (late or as soon as a store opens) since there havent really been many confirmed cases. only ones i know is that 70 year old with a bunch of pre existing issues

im in freehold/long branch (monmouth university)

So are you native to Japan or did you move there? If you’re native I’m surprised you’re using Yas Forums.

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>get evicted
just put a sign on your door saying I have coronavirus. No more eviction

>Corona was arrested and tied by her feet to the tops of two palm trees which were bent to the ground.
>When the palms were let loose she was torn apart.
>According to the Roman Martyrology, this happened in Syria.
Gruesome murder of a 15 year old
Really fits their M.O.
Syria. Is there anything happening in Syria right now?

It seems like Mexico will explode just like Italy. Corona-chan will have lots of fun over there.

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Not right now fren sleepy time.

DAISUKI NA CORONACHAN!
GAMBATTE!

>normal supplies for 2 months
>firearm and ammo
Feels good.
>reeee why did you buy those things you consume regularly?
lmao, I personally hope this gets bad, but my buffering makes absolutely no difference to my wallet. I always knew people were extremely stupid, but this event showed yet again what socially controlled cattle they are.

the worl is like a fucking movie now

The incest genes are so deeply embedded there that it created herd immunity to any and all illness. Except Oxycontin

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>Her feast day is May 14
Interesting.

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F

"I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN"

oki

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Any Michigan anons here? This is important

here for four years on business

>car has "small battery"
>drives around aimlessly to charge it instead of buying a better battery or a trickle charger

based

SK handled it much much better than europe, indeed the gold standard of how you have to treat this shit, agressive testing, early lockdowns and ban travels, just look italy death rate and you can get a glimp of how it will turn when it peaks here
>you can still get a plane from italy to UK and get to US anyways
We are probably pretty fucked up in the ass at this point, even worse here in latin america with shit tier health care, so either you make everything to not caching it or pray you dont need hospitalization

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That map will look absolutely horrifying in about 2 weeks.

old.reddit.com/r/medicine/comments/figd1n/i_posted_a_while_back_seeking_a_clinical_portrait/
Reposting from last bread. Reading this plus the comments one begins to wonder if the virus did reach the US in January and this season's abnormally high "influeza deaths" were actually undiagnosed Wu Flu deaths.

Literally 24/7 on this virus. Even ESPN is just Sports center tries to cover a virus. The radio all mention safety measures and at my job the people who deliver pizza, one guy had a full face mask with the side pudges. I wanted to ask him about bane and why he wears the mask.

>How are all the people who travel on airplanes every other day and come in contact with thousands all sick and not the poor normal folks have contact with the same 10 people repeatedly all of whom never travel
I wonder. This is why NEETs will inherit the Earth.

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crackers, rice, do you have some kind of dried fish/shrimp stuff? animal fat is important.

nighttime "chan" theme?

the inimitable Tom Waits

youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-s5aGTmwI

"there's a world going on underground"

"...while the rest of the world is asleep..."

We're almost entirely white.

It takes an infected to coof near you, and for the droplets to make it into your eyes/nose/mouth.

Wear a mask/goggles if you're really paranoid.

Wash your hands when you get home. Don't touch your face. Maintain your distance with others.

I think the risk is pretty low.

That feel when the Corona Cult is growing

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