Apartment Prepping

There's no excuse not to prep in an apartment. I fit 99% of the shit listed below in just the pantry. The toilet paper is stacked in the back of the closet and under the sink.
36lbs brown rice
65lbs white rice
25lbs flour
2lbs instant yeast
5lbs baking powder
5lbs baking soda
5lbs oats
12lbs pancake mix
1 gallon pancake/waffle syrup
25lbs cane sugar
5lbs wildflower honey
5lbs peanut butter
4lbs roasted peanuts
8L olive oil
0.3L coconut milk
7lbs canned peaches
7lbs canned mandarin oranges
4lbs hot chocolate mix
20 stroopwaffels
8.5lbs salsa
8lbs canned refried beans
10lbs canned chili con carne
54 cans vienna sausage
6 cans chicken breast
1gal jug pickled veggies
48 packets top ramen
3lbs dried apricots
3lbs dried plums
2lbs raisins
1lb dried figs
1lb dried mango
1lb dried pineapple
1lb dried blueberries
30 protein bars
7lbs salt
12 cubes bouillon
96 bottles water
2 5gal jugs water
4wk Ready Hour dehydrated food supply
1 Ready Hour fruit, veggie, and snack mix bucket
1 Ready Hour meat and bean mix bucket
2gal apple cider vinegar
30 packets Emergen-C
30fl oz elderberry syrup
12 tubes toothpaste
6 toothbrushes
5 rolls floss
300 flossers
96 rolls of toilet paper
20 rolls paper towel
8 boxes facial tissue
100 paper plates
300 large garbage bags
200 small garbage bags
1000 500mg acetaminophen
1000 200mg ibuprofen
6qts 91% isopropyl alcohol
2qts hydrogen peroxide
2qts hand soap
2 jugs clorox wipes
300 nitrile exam gloves
8 N95s
6 headlamps
250 AAA batteries
100 AA batteries
10 C batteries
10 CR2032 batteries
10 CR2016 batteries
300 6hr emergency candles
3gal bleach

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ok schizo

>paper towels
kys wastefag

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And a ton of beef, chicken, bratwurst, tilapia, salmon, and veggies in the freezer.

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Well done, just like a good steak with ketchup.

What the fuck are those?

What idiots like this don't realize is if you live in the city, survival is not about food it's about getting the fuck out of the city. It doesn't matter if you have 3 months worth of food if the 100k people around you don't.

Flee to the forest or some small town with your goods is much smarter.

I own an acreage a 3hr drive outside the city in the middle of huhwhite farm country. I have food, guns, tools, and seeds cached there. If things get really heavy here, I will Escape From Seattle© with my guns, ammo, and whatever food I have left in my pickup. If I can't make it to my acreage for some reason, I have family that lives about a 45 minute drive outside the city in a wealthy, heavily-armed gated community in a rural area. I also have reinforcements in the form of my father and brothers who are also heavily-armed and live nearby in the city.

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way too much shit. You are a grade A fucking retard OP, legitimately get yourself snipped for the greater good of humanity.

Bagged squares. If you can't recognize that you're ngmi.

>8.5lbs salsa

kekd

How many Venezuelans do you think there are that wish they had less food set aside in their pantry?

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I don't even have an apartment to prep in
I'm gonna die

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America is the breadbasket of the world, we are never going to have issues feeding this country. Comparing the Venezuelan food supply chain to an American food supply chain is simply retarded.

Cant wait to raid apartments. Lots of goodies! So excited

With that said. Shouldn't you still have some prep for slight emergency situations anyway
It's literally recommended

t. Doesn't know the Fed is printing 10.5 trillion dollars over the next month, the global supply chain problems are only getting worse, China doesn't have CV under control, the exponential spread of CV is just getting rolling in the US, the American economy is going to grind to a halt, and the American healthcare system is going to be overwhelmed within a month.

OMG you get Nalley's chili there? I LOVE Nalley's chili. We haven't had it here for decades.

Yeah but the recommended is two weeks worth, not 6 months. If there will be no access to food that long, you shouldn't be staying there in the first place

> 1 gallon pancake/waffle syrup

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You will be dead very quickly if your plan is to be a disgusting parasite, and all upstanding white folk will cheer your death.

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Good now I know who to raid first...

Even if you’re anonymous, it’s still not a good idea to list off all the shit you stashed, because it’s going to give incentive to people like me to raid your stash.

Stop posting this stuff your just feeding the glow

It’s not about the food supply running out rather staying inside to avoid getting sick.

I have 3 months worth of food and supplies. Going to buy more ammo again tomorrow - I think stockpiling ammo for this is sort of a LARP, but at this point I just want to be more comfortable knowing my family is safe (assuming we don’t have latent COVID19 infections already).

thats what I mean for shorter emergencies not for full doomsday prep kek

Dude, we have guns too. All we have to do is out number you...

Nah fuck you.
We need to get rid of the niggers and niggerlovers.

Quarantines are going to be at least one month. Look to China and Italy.

Lol, gonna rape your wife and dog after I 1 shot you while you're asleep

wtf are you going to do with 101 pounds of rice lol? That's enough to last like 20 years.

>B-b-but the gov't recommends that I store only 2wks worth of food!
Do you not have family and friends that may need help? Do you not have a vehicle big enough to relocate your supplies if need be? Kys

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The dude loves rice.

I did look there, they never closed the stores. You can still buy groceries, that's why I'm not worried. I get wanting to minimize trips to reduce exposure though. I stocked up myself but not like these prepper anons. I have a months worth of food.

No gun I see. Post address little bitch to see if your fully prepared.

My apartment pantry is probably about half that size. I really don't like my kitchen, but I make the most of it. I've only prepped for two to three weeks. I don't see this going on much farther than April. I'm moving, anyways. Really excited for my birthday, the 20th should be badass. (:

Idiot. Those bags are enough to last one person one year. With an actual family eating every day that's less than six months.

its really not that much if you dont eat like a skellington

>no car
>no safe offgrid cabin with self sustaining system
>no money
>no family
>neet
I'll just have to go full /looting riot nigger/ fuck it dood

hows the gun laws in canada tho

One month is good but I’d go for two. One month is likely the minimum at this point and if you can afford it, might as well double up. At least a 20 kg bag of rice, dried beans, canned meat, flour, oil, sugar, frozen stuff etc.

You really don’t want to be going outside in public areas soon. It’s ramping up in Canada and clearly spreading fast and wide in the US.

What are you gonna do when the entire population of Seattle comes for you and your shit?

And I guarantee you that people won’t be intimated by your guns. If people are desperate enough, they’ll climb over mountains of the dead and even get dead themselves if it means they’ll have a chance to get your supplies. Those people will have nothing to loose and everything to gain, and that’s just assuming the horde of starving people don’t have guns...

Good thing I don't live alone.

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I just spent 3 minium wages here in Brazil with fucking food, but the problem is, i cant have a fucking gun in this shithole

>45kg
>one year for a person
>six months whole famiry
bruh I could eat that in three months and that's not even accounting for all muh calories
do you skelletons even lift

And have great relationships with a few of my neighbors.

Good thing we are hundreds...

>tfw some random favelanigger can loot you np because criminals have guns
I actually know that feel Pedro

I did a course over a couple weekends like 10 years ago and can buy anything but restricted firearms (pistols, some rifles). I could get a restricted licence but just haven’t had the real desire to do it to be honest.

I used to hunt so I have a bunch of shotguns (410, 12 g, 20 g), .22, .270, .30-06, etc. I mostly stocked up on ammo because it seemed like the right thing to do for some vague reason. Who knows how bad this is going to be, I may want to shoot some local deer, who knows.

What is hyperinflation? What are food shortages and supply chain interruptions? What are food lines? What is rationing? What is getting layed off?

so do you have to refresh that loicense ever so often if you get pistols/rifles. and are they specific for hunting or competition shooting?

>All we have to do is outnumber you...

user that would require that you have friends...

I'm sorry, Sven and Pedro. If I could get you gats, I would.

youre literally larping as a raider from fallout lmfao.

>What is hyperinflation?
Possible, not probable
>What are food shortages and supply chain interruptions?
Not gonna happen, especially in NA
>What are food lines? What is rationing?
Boomers freaking out from watching too much TV
>What is getting layed off?
If you are living paycheck to paycheck, you have bigger issues to worry about

I just renew it every 4 or 5 years. I used to hunt and go plinking a lot. If I get a new firearm I just give the store my license and address.

I recently bought a new 12 g specifically for Coronavirus prep. I ordered it from a Canadian online dealer and just sent my license number and the shotgun arrived within one week. First time buying one online, it was pretty cool.

Seething jealousy

Imagine being so retarded that you think a home invasion will work out for the home invaders as long as there are more invaders than residents.

They're not wrong. Ever watch MRE Steve? The emergency rations, whether they be MRE's or canned goods are full of tons of salt and it will make you constipated and kill you in an emergency if you don't watch it. They're just meant for emergencies, and regukar canned good are practically non-glorified MRE's, minus tools of course. OP needs deenz, rice, steak, ground beef, fruits, vegetables. And lots more water.

I thought we were talking about separate people, not your personalities, my mistake.

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If you started firing at a group of would-be invaders, they could just burn your house down.problem solved. No one is invincible and your house isn’t a fortress.

Thanks for all the food. I'll be coming with my 100 round mags and milspec NVGs to take all your shit. Your food will last months, you'll last about 2 mins.

I guess a hunting looicense is the way to go if you want some access to some stuffs.
fuck goons are expensive here tho

Are you seriously telling me that all the nimal fat and proein you have consists of 6 canned chicken breasts and 54 sausages? That's nothing in proportion to all that shit you bought else. Get slef stable condensed milk or better yet heavy cream as well as butter in your refrigiator. Even if you're out of energy, you can just salt that shit and it will hold up for up to two months or longer.

>eats enough food as if he is still doing his gym bro routine.
you realize these people that stock 1 years worth of food imagine life is going to be like the walking dead or any other end of the world/ apocalypse game or movie. that's what they plan for, total SHTF scenario, why because then anything that's less of a happening is a walk in the park for them.

You've only seen niggers do home invasions.

Cops do them all the time, to violent criminals.

I've trained with my buddies and while I was in the military for this exact thing.

Just watch the house from a vantage point. Wait for the lights to go out. Magdump through the bedroom window.

Now everything is yours.

Doing this in a prepped community is a bad idea as there will probably be guards and neighbors on alert.

Successful raiding can only happen without outside intervention.

bet you forgot something.

>nything that's less of a happening is a walk in the park for them.
>total shtf scenario
so they die in 1 year anyway unless they have a fucking farm and cabin innawoods kek

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This is how to raid these fag preppers

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WHERE'S THE FUCKING SPAM

honestly not enough water. Not even memeing.

I think im gonna buy a revolver with a friend of mine which is a cop, i mean, i dont mind breaking the law its not worth defending my family with my hands right?

This. It's hilarious seeing all these doomsday preppers doing all the work for me. You can't protect yourself when you're sleeping and I'm awake. I may even take your wife or daughter for myself as well.

prepping is for the inevitable one (1) month shutdown of most public services you colossal retard, not dayz irl