/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2078

sudan tho

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I dont like how infrequently they’re updating the stats

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second from left pls

>US 2,976 (60)
>60
Lol.
Still only 60.
How long has it been stuck at 60?
Four minutes? Five minutes?

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>Dead: 5,839
lol, still only 5,839.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,839? Four days? Five days?

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Because no one cares if black people die.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU MADE A CORONACHAN YET user?
GET TO DRAWING LADS YOU HAVE TIME IN QUARANTINE.
MORE ART MEANS MORE POWER.

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As long as you get fat and still have multivatamins, you'll survive with no food.

Dont tell him about africa

haven't you ever played plague inc? africa is hard to infect because the niggers barely have any infrastructure in between to travel and they don't get much contact with the outside world. always the last to get the diseases

Why are boomers the way they are?

Lockdowns are the antithesis of freedom, you bootlicking nigger

is russia a country? why has nobody ever proven this?

FUCK SAKE I WENT AFK FOR 20 MINUTES AND I MISSED 6 BREADS

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>People are willing to infect themselves and everyone around them just to get drunk and fuck random strangers at a bar

The only thing i'm scared about is this virus sparing these people

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Is Corona-chan a fan of Norf FC?

new template for you people

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If you think you may have it, what can you do help recovery other than go to a hospital where you'll definitely catch it?

And what exasperates it?

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You can join me in my bunker since I have lots of food to spare before we reach the emergency rations.

hahaha

Where do I run to

I'm "renting" a uhaul and just making a run for it. Where do I go

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We're gonna run out of hospital beds so fast

our hospitals are all quality no quantity

>Lockdowns are the antithesis of freedom,
Prisons too retard. School schedule, work schedule and just plain schedules are an antithesis of freedom too. Don't go full libertarian.

It's only going to get less deadly from here. Viruses mutate towards less deadly and more infectious.

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Just treat the symptoms and hope you lungs don't fill up or your kidneys fail

You have the Mandate of Heaven Gary

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stay at home
drink chicken noodle soup
fap and shitpost

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One boomer in the office is coughing since 4 days. Complains of fatigue today but no fever. How do I encourage him to self-quarantine?

>Viruses mutate towards less deadly and more infectious.
Generally, because the more deadly strains are more likely to die out fast.
But its not a given.

2 center ones, would bury my seed in them

Number, schmumbers, at this point, user. They're not comprehensively testing and are throwing it all up in the air.
Godspeed.

pretty much just treat the symptoms and ride it out. only reason to go to a hospital is because lungs get so fucked people end up needing oxygen. anything milder than that and you may as well stay home and drink fluids

Are niggers inmune or something?

>no fever
>still alive with that coughing
he's fine

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiing user! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! YEAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Europe is my new favourite

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encourage him with a mention of it to your boss.

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>retards crying on twitter because they thought it was a good idea to book cheap international flights in the midst of a pandemic and are now stuck in line for customs
The only place I'd want to be flying to internationally is an Asian country that's taking the virus seriously to crash there for a few months.

dont be a person from india
and youre good

Medfags going to get drafted to fight airborne aids

Am I the only one who is far more worried about economic damage, chance of riots>civil war>WW3 and the fact that in several """democratic""" countries they're taking measures that violate half of their Constitutions? For example in Italy, even in state of emergency under no circumstance according to ours can individual freedom and the freedom of association be violated. Nowhere does it say that I can't invite people over my house to have fun. Yet it's illegal now. This sets a scary precedent and dangerous slippery slope. Tge illusion of freedom in the West has finally been shattered, over a fucking flu no less.

Don’t you understand?! We NEED the government to lock us in our homes under force.
Christ, dude.

So realistically when can we expect the situation in the United States to calm down to the levels Japan is at right now?
What about Europe?

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You all made fun of me for being an overnight wagie, truth is we're the ones in control now. We get everything we need before the store is opened, no line, uncontaminated.

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This. If you’re gonna go black go all the way don’t settle for a mutt

i'll send flowers for your funeral, F

checked and this

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threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus, they can't keep getting away with it

With the scale of infection there may be brief pockets of a deadlier strain but it will burn itself out in favour of the more communicable ones.

>stationary fogging machine and dudes in hazmats carrying fogging machines too
>everywhere

Wow where did our country get all of these equipment LMAO

China?

idk how to tell you this user
but your country needs only 1 case to be done for and that case has long been confirmed

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i'm chomping at the bit for some rioting and looting, looks like 2-3 more weeks until the guns come out and the fun starts

never , society will end

Indians have been living in unhygienic environment for centuries

No need to worry about this viruss at all bro

Japan is sweeping it under the rug because of the Olympics.

I was lazy and paid for mine.

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are you all dead yet dracula?

stfu bootlicker

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on my local news in my city there is apparently a couple who thought it was a wonderful idea to go to Italy a week ago and now they are bitching about it being hard to come back

I have absolutely no sympathy for them whatsoever

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Stay well-fed, drink only hot liquids, take expectorant, lie/sleep on your stomach, and use a hot pad between your shoulderblades.

My Agency told all of us TEMS and Shift Sergeants to take stockpile of our equipment. We also received the PIHA Kits being issued by the State Health Office. We will be the ones handling case overflows and normal cases from the Hospitals(if it comes to that) e.g; any injury/illness not COVID-19. All full time Paramedics and Medical in the State are being reserved exclusively for COVID-19 Cases under our already declared State of Emergency. Outside of work? I bought 45 days worth of Food, Water, Hygiene Products, and a Glock 19 for my kids. They are going to have to take care of themselves for a little while their Dad works.

My equipment:
>Protect Tactical Delta IV Helmet
>Tyr Tactical PICO-MVS Plate Carrier, ESAPIs, ESBIs
>Safariland Level IIIA Concealable, Level IIIA Trauma Plate
>IFAK
>LMT L8-762/13" Patrol Carbine
>SIG P320X5 Sidearm
>SIG P365 Backup
>Taser Int X2
>150(25x6) 7.62x51mm
>73(18x4+1) .357 SIG
>12(12x1) 9x19mm +P+
>2 S&W M&P100 Cuffs
>12 Flexicuffs
>ASP 18"
>Motorola X8000H P25
State PIHA Kit:
>6 Dispoable Face Shields
>12 N100 Masks
>24 N95 Masks
>200 Nitrile Gloves
>10 Bodybags
>2 IV Kits
>2 Suture Kits
>1 Portable Ventilator
>1 Automated External Defibrillator
>90min PortVent Oxygen Supply
>90min Hi/Lo-Flow Oxygen Bottle with Mask
>2 Ambu Bags
>2 Endotracheal Intubation Devices
>4 Endotracheal Intubation Tubes
>2 Tracheal Intubation Tubes(invasive)
>12 Syringes
>12 24G Hypodermics
>4 1L Saline Drips
>4 10mg/1mL Morphine Vial
>4 2mg/1mL Hydromorphone Vial
>2 2mg/2mL Midazolam Vial
>2 20mg/10mL Etomidate Vial
>1 500mg/10mL Ketamine Vial
>1 10mg/1mL Propofol Vial
>6 0.4mg/1mL Naloxone Vial
>20 0.4mg/Tablet Nitrostat Tablets
>2 40mg/5mL Depo-Medrol Vials
>2 1mil Unit Pencillin Vials
>2 Novolog Insulin Vials
>200 Aspirin Chewables
>200 Aspirin Tablets
>200 Ibuprofen Tablets
>2 Bottles Children's Liquid Ibuprofen
>200 Tylenol Extra Strength
>200 Naproxen Tablets
>200 Midol Gelcaps
>200 Imodium Tablets
>200 Benadryl Capsules
>200 Claritin Tablets

trips of truth

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Zoomers make up 30% of all covid cases in SK

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HAPPENING

4 WISCONSINITE TEENS DEAD OF CORONA; OBESITY IS A 100% KILLRATE

IT'S THE DAY OF THE SALAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my city says our island is virus-free. i just think we dont have testing kits. so we're fucked here.

took china 4 months to reach steady levels

merifats just got started and rolling with less restrictions

probably at minimum 8 months

Disagree. Their immune systems are built like steel.

Based

They won’t let you in when you’re infected. Sorry user. You’re doomed.

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>seething pajeet

>work at a pharmacy
>the one place that will never close

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he was hugging and kissing guys at the comedy club last night

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How about we just take over a store so we don't have to hoard?

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They’re no quality and no quantity my dude. We are fucked

DAILY REMINDER THAT CHINA IS STILL FAING ITS NUMBERS
REMEMBER THE 900K PROJECTION A MONTH AGO?
THEY WOULD BE IN THE TENS OF MILLIONS RIGHT NOW

I'm not going. I'll go hide in the woods until they are gone but it's not needed. No one knows where I live and I haven't updated any social media profile in years unless they contact my boomers or something.

They don't fucking work. Not only do they alienate people, but they also overwhelm the police force, who are getting infected one after another. Do you realize what happens when you have an angry population and crippled police? Riots. So much for containing the virus.

true , i must say someone who plays in poo so much must have the strongest immune system in the world

If there's a societal agreement, there's no issue in a matter of law. But sure, the economy will blow up.

sauce

Stop with the bestiality

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>So realistically when can we expect the situation in the United States to calm down to the levels Japan is at right now? What about Europe?
Japan is strongly suspected to be underreporting, so that's not a good point of comparison.

If you're talking about breaking exponential growth down to a "lol nothingburger" state, at least a week and a half after lockdown of epicenters. It took South Korea 11 days after shutting down Daegu to hit a daily case peak.

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it's fake and gay

that's about what we're doing

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Who knows, it's a virus that we don't even know everything about, the motherfucker could just leave as sudden as it came.

Imagine if America had this response 2 weeks ago.

>NIJ compliant
kek

I think they found a cure. Their pop up hospitals are now closed. They are sending medical teams to Italy and Iraq to "help".

The cure can be their exchange for a trading agreement or for us flips, Spratly Islands

I hope you don't get sweaty at a check point.

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CHINA BTFO THE WEST WITH THIS VIRUS.
How are we going to make people be in quarantine for months like they did without chimpouts?

Let me correct the record on anons comparing swine flu to the coronavirus

who.int/csr/don/2009_07_27/en/

This is data from 3 months after the swine flu was discovered, comparable to where coronavirus is today. Notice the similar number of confirmed cases, although swine flu had a slightly smaller number, now compare the number of deaths.
The coronavirus is SIGNIFICANTLY worse that the swine flu. Now only does it arguably spread faster, but it kills much more. The coronavirus is a completely other beast than the swine flu and anyone who is saying otherwise is either a shill or an idiot. Just look at the official numbers.

So we'll probably see a decline in the number of daily new cases by April?

the only country that has responded appropriately is South Korea

The combination of the text alerts to tell people locations that confirmed cases had been recently and their citizens not being complete fucking morons is why they have had such success

Duterte is a chinese cocksucker

Reinfection could not occur in SARS-CoV-2
infected rhesus macaques
lol, morons without critical thinking skills btfo
(also russian troll farms)

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In the last month I've been to the doctor three times for nonstop severe coughing, extreme shortness of breath, and fever. My ribs hurt bad from coughing so much.

Here are the prescriptions they have me on but im still not getting any better.

Be honest with me. Am I going to make it?

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try to get their contact information and act like you're the US embassy and troll them

As much as marital law would benefit everybody in a situation like this, it is impossible for other countries to implement it without chimpouts.

>Buying into Chink propaganda
This is their "saving face" shtick again and its getting old
They'd rather look good in the international stage instead of helping their own people
I wouldn't trust the commie fucks if I were you
I'm not even a full blown Yellowtard or DDS die hard, the Chinks are just that untristworty

>being in this denial

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>chronic disease to the degree requiring medication

nope

>build a new computer two weeks ago
yeah I’m ready for a quarantine

I'M HEARING FUCKING SIRENS OUTSIDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Almost can someone fill me in on what's happened the last 2 days? I was doing stuff. Soz

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stop sleeping on gook movies just because they are gook movies, Deranged and The Flu are pretty gud

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