I work for these assholes and they've made it so anyone can take time off this month without asking for it at any time

I can tell you're lying because corporate told everyone to wfh.

>Working with niggers
>Ever

Get a new job

I can tell by these clues you work at the Lexington one. Have you ever been to Country Boy Brewing? Love that place.

also, any time something you ordered arrives broken it's because Ubuntu from nigeria looked up from smelling his finger long enough to cram a 16 inch item into a 9 inch bin, then went back to talking in congolese to his his sister wife in the next station over

Amazon is where all the low IQ dumbass work, imagine working 10x harder to make less than some guy chilling in his office watching youtube videos most of his shift

Who cares fag

you're a loser

>so basically all the niggers who pay 8 dollars rent are taking time off
what did you expect?

You guys are late with my package. Coronavirus is no excuse for tardiness. Get back to the work floor wagie!

no you are the loser

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>I can tell you're lying because corporate told everyone to wfh.
yeah i'll just stuff these bins full of dildos and juice pouches from home with my 30 mile long arms

I worked for Amazon and couldn't last more than a few months. I am a white male and was in the top 5% of employees there. Proven because they track all your metrics. It was an absolute nightmare working with so many niggers, spics, and other types of dysgenic mystery meats. They are lazy, bad communicators, stupid, violent, chaotic. Seriously, you people have no idea how fucked America will be once white people are a minority. You ever wonder why your package arrives late, is broken, or missing items/wrong order, etc? 99% it is because of some incompetent non-white working in these warehouses. I geniunely hope coronavirus ravages all their fulfillment centers and the brown hordes become unemployed and die.

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Any opportunities for you to land a management spot man? You sound like you'd be deserving. Glad you're doing well enough though. Keep persevering and sharing with us!

wait what the fuck? Americans get unpaid leave during a fucking pandemic and they act like it's an amazing new thing?
the level of wagecuckery in US is off the charts

Ah yes it's so nice to be an executive. You just sit down at a desk and and profitable business forms around you. Wagies are missing out.

On a serious note, I understand your frustration. The twittersphere has really crossed a line during this shitshow. They've turned completely juvenile. God damn pornhub started a trend by giving free degeneracy to the Italians, other corps followed suit and started giving free shit, paid sick leave, etc. The media whore politicians were next to jump on the juvenile bandwagon, demanding employers shut down their businesses and at the same time pay all their employees to stay at home. Of course the increasingly infantile normies ate all the pandering up and now businesses are suffering for it.

We are truly doomed. Most of the population wants to be treated like perpetual children. They want society to coddle them and keep them from encountering anything scary or difficult. If something doesn't change soon we will all see a socialist U.S.

I've been lucky that amazon has mostly been good to me. Perhaps it's my insanely white name that makes sure good peeps like you are on the same team. Do they prioritize long standing customers or have I just been really lucky? Any tips for us custo,ers to make life easier for you?

why are you still working?

Take the time off and find another job

they brought in a new corporate manager who fired both of my white male bosses and brought in a soft spoken gay black man who spends the entire shift looking at his phone. the other two were preparing to make me an assistant manager and this new guy doesn't even know a single employees name. the last time i tried to talk to him i scared him when I called out his name.

>quitting your job in the middle of an economic downturn
Great advice

Imagine having no skills in life.... and you end up working for Amazon or walmart or McDicks.

My god, what a pathetic excuse of a human you must be

Lots of places are still hiring, I guarantee lots of stores are looking for help with restock

If amazon deliveries are fucked up than more people are going to be buying local

don't order food from us because it's goes in the same bin as the dildos and buttplugs

everything has been handled by at least 3 nigerians with herpes

and i find out you're one of the people who order cases of heavy ass water that are impossible to stow i'm going to come to your house and bite the skin off the back of your knees

Kek, I hope you make a point of addressing him by name at every opportunity. Also, any anonymous comment boxes you can report the gay phone dude with? If not maybe catch a pic or video of him not doing shit. Try to stay on his good side

If you get infected and live think about how much OT you can make on the other side once your immune.

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d00d come work for the bank you could making that ez for just counting money and drinking coffees all day, it is low diversity, you get a pension, PTO, do-nothings get fired fast

Actually Amazon is doing great because people don't want to go outside right now. Also, I don't see how working as a restocker is better than working at Amazon. Those positions are probably very temporary as well, since the panic buying can't last forever.

Like you work some high end job. If you were, you wouldn’t be here posting on a Saturday night.

Not all of us live with mommy and daddy.

Close, but an Amazon pajeet is worth 10 white woman.

According to OP most of the workers aren't showing up to work because Amazon told them not too, you don't think that will impact production?

>Also, I don't see how working as a restocker is better than working at Amazon.

OP says he does all the work while others do nothing, seems like about the shittiest job situation imaginable.

80/20
Or sqrt(workforce)=50 more accurately

Good to know! I have unfortunately been the 3 gallons of water guy exactly 1 time, because amazon pantry is absolute horseshit and requires a minimum order value even to get your prime free shipping, even though pantry selection is garbage tier. $3 more or I pay 5 for shipping? Well fuck me, ok $1 gallon water it is. In my defense, I thought I'd be costing the company more on shipping, passive aggressively. Didn't think I'd be fucking the "little" guy

Should've hired Asians, they don't give a fuck as long as they're still walking and breathing.

You are right, if he is being taken advantage of he should quit or at least demand a raise (not happening at Amazon). However, I'd like to put forth one more thing which is that everyone one earth claims to be the only productive person at their workplace. I've never heard anyone say, "My co-workers are smart and helpful."

basically we accumulate:
paid time off
unpaid time off
and vacation time

this month we all have unlimited unpaid time off

so anyone who lives with their parents or off uncle same can take it easy while the rest of us have to pick up the slack.

the big bosses are doing nothing to alleviate the work piling up, save for hiring new people that they'll just fire at the end of the month and who create more work than they accomplish by doing things wrong due to not being properly trained.

i said it's all the white people working hard
amazon warehouses are basically nigerian coffee houses where they get paid to stand around and speak gibberish at each other

sometimes i suspect we only hire them so we have someone to blame bad smells on

Depends on the industry, but for shipping and packing, I would not disagree one bit. Most women I've met don't know hard work (see physical labor). They are better at some things though. Ironically find pajeet women to be better doctors than pajeet men, as some have bedside manner rather than being AI.

Freight crew positions are only temporary if you're a shitty worker. Ill actually bend over backwards for the guys that actually work and don't disappear for an hour or take a piss every 10 minutes.
t. retail cuck assistant manager

I wanted to ask about this
How many dildos would you estimate you handle in an average week?
Do you ever look at shipping labels and think
>ok....michael. Big black fucking dildo for ya”

Sounds like a nightmare. What does Amazon have against Mexicans?

Most of my coworkers are helpful, some are even smart. But I know what you mean, people like to bitch and honest self feedback is tough for most.

anytime i get a box of dildos or buttplugs i slip them onto the next station over so a nigerian can deal with them
they usually spend a good hour slapping each other with the big ones before stowing them
maybe a box of 50 each week comes past me

and the guys in packing are told to NEVER look at the names and addresses of customers
but they do

apparently one guy in my town buys a ton of lube and my little pony figures

we think he puts them up his ass

amazon only hires mexicans at christmas time because they are easier to fire after peak

Don't worry bro.. who do you think will be first to starve ? It will be the niggers on welfare, the spics on welfare etc. When the money runs dry (look at the market it's not good at all and people are being told to stay at home, it's costs and costs and costs with no return) created by capitalism, socialism doesn't exist anymore and it will be mad max tier ancapocalypse. Niggers out

I was told before that the amazon order pickers have no way of knowing where the orders are going, this is very disturbing.

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they literally slap the address labels on by hand after packing up your dildos

the stowers are supposed to wrap embarrassing items in black bags before they get to pickers and shippers but no one does because it takes too much time

Managers are fucking retarded. They keep sending VTO for Outbound even though they're getting tons of orders so they have to pull people like me to do their work when they don't show up. Now they have Mandatory overtime they don't even have to show up for lol.

I went to work last night but put in UPT for today (Though I do have a cough and my nose is running). I was tugging cages all last night by myself. Shit was so backupped.

interesting, have you ever seen a co-workers unmentionables in your line?

You work at Prime Now? At a FC a machine puts the label on it after it's scanned.

i don't work in the shipping department but i have seen a couple of coworkers stealing candy
they basically break open a bag of candy so it can't be sold then eat half of it before a problem solver can show up to take it away

it's always the fat black girls with a 100 item per hour stow rate [we're supposed to hit 230]

>wage cage
im dyin

That whole not counting UPT for March really backfired on all the Warehouses and I don't think Amazon will do the same for April. People were abusing it and they been sending a bunch of VETS and offered to change some of the ALFA status people to full time shifts.

Then like always, once things return to normal seasonals get fucked.

Working 60 hours a week for 5 months now, our back log never gets smaller. We have 4 suicides in the last 6 months. Don't work for amazon lads, its not worth it.

stow is the land of the dead. so fucking boring. depressing to even walk by you guys. >based indirect all day

i'm looking forward to coming in after pay day when all the morons who took the last two weeks off finally realize they won't get paid

the chimp outs will be excellent
it's fine if you have an internal monologue and something interesting to think about
i have 10 hours a day to ponder the universe while my hands do all the work

Not a wagie anymore but my dad is. His bosses at amazon are trying to suck up to him more often since they started allowing the niggers and other nonproducers to take whatever amount of time off they want. He got a thank you card today for signing up to cover extra shifts. $18/hr for loading and unloading trucks isn't really bad pay but I wouldn't work there no matter how many amazon gift cards they threw at me.

Do they make extensive use of shitty buzzword acronyms like that at amazon?

Why are u working for those satanic fuckers.

Our FC has been dead since peak except for Outbound right now.

they call the last day of a work week "fri-yay"
and all the hr people snoop around wearing buttons that read "the future is female"

WHERE IS MY FLESHLIGHT!?!?

Encourage your dad to do better.

starting at 16$ an hour is pretty good

you'll get it when the nigerians are done slapping each other with the insert and farting in the plastic case

Our FC is returns, it never stops.