While they stocked up on air freshners I made pomander oranges. While they stocked scented candles I made pomander orangers.
When their house will smell like shit mine will smell refreshing.
I prepped Pomanders... and it made all the difference in the world.
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Ok so what the fuck are pomander orangers?
What exactly will keep people from cleaning their houses, dumbass?
It's like the toilet paper thing. It's in your head, there is no crisis.
A pomander?? Are you 89 years old???
Pomanders are citrus fruits studded with cloves. The cloves puncture the fruit and soak up juices producing a great smell.
The older the orange gets the fresher the smell ironically. I have about 10 next to me right now and it smells like heaven.
Explain
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By the way, not knocking it. Just holy shit most people have never even heard of a pomander. I happen to be partial to old herbal craft myself.
Tfw orange peels & cloves have strong antiviral properties
What are you fucking 90 years old? Go buy some air freshener.
In school I made one of those in 3rd grade and gave it to my mom on Mothers day.
Via nostril?
>scented candles
kek, no but candles are useful if the power goes out. Cheap and they last for quite a bit of time.
Lol look at these loser.
>G...go depended on the supply chain that is about to breakdown
No... I'd rather go DIY on this one.
I'm sure your mother will always fondly remember that gift. That was very thoughtful of you!
He's planning to grind them up & snort them user
Trust me I have tons of candles, flints, flashlights (and batteries), pump lights stocked.
When it comes to fresh scents I'm sticking with pomanders...
>nice
top kek
Btw, how well do they work? I've never made one.
so fucking based
thank you
>make air stink of herbs
>im safe from airborn disease
What is this 1665?
Do you grow your own oranges faggot?
The work well. I have a little stand for them (not really a stand made for pomanders it's really a tiny cup). I always carry at least one with me around the house because it smells fresh. When I go to classes (currently closed which is why I am back home) I put one on my desk. People often comment on it and say it smells nice.
>Explain
Your entire thread is a based on a bad, non-existent premise.
the cloves absorb the juice making the smell really strong
post your tits NOW slut
Fuck me, the autism.
How long do they last?
I have at least two years worth of oranges frozen. I don't care if freeze preservation leaches out nutrients since I will be using them for pomanders.
I am prepping the essentials such as food, guns, etc. too. But I see people overlook pomanders saying air freshner will do the trick...
Absolutely hilarious and autismo pilled
imagine being a chink and not knowing what a pomander orange is.
I'm a man.
The one in that pic is about 3 weeks old. I usually dispose of them after 4 weeks.
you live a strange life user, god speed.
I swear I'm just gonna start shooting people once this shit kicks off, I don't care you're starving or dying of thirst, I prepared you didn't.
>But I see people overlook pomanders saying air freshner will do the trick...
You're like a former marine schizophrenic Martha Stewart. That's not a compliment. I bet you're "play with your own shit" crazy.
Fucking based, I remember making those in like Grade 3, good times, better times.
Not gonna lie user this is pretty based
When the chaos ends I'll make sure to get some cloves
Thank you and you too!
>I bet you're "play with your own shit" crazy.
what does that even mean?
I think making pomanders is very relaxing and distresses me. Sometimes if my work is difficult I work on a pomander and come back to it and it's super easy. I am glad pomanders conjure up fond memories for you!
> posting on an Elizabethan domestic tips forum
You're gay.
Wrong. I'm against homosexuality. Only a closeted homosexual would bring gayness up. Most people are reviled by the thought of it and don't bring it up out of respect for others.
Perhaps you're a homosexual?
I'm glad to hear I converted a fellow Pomanderer
Your scents are blasphemy. The one true sniff is balsam fir. All others are mere imitations and lesser nasal stimulants. Be gone fruity creature!
What do you wipe your vagina with?
Googles Pomander - Oh, cool. Learning on pol. Fun times.
Orange will always be a top-tier scent. Up there with frankincense.
I wiped your wife's vagina with my pomander last night. Luckily my pomander was strong enough to cover up the scent...
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I am glad you learned about pomanders :) enjoy the scent!
I sometimes put some balsam fir twigs in my house but I like pomanders more because I get to interact with them.
Just researched Pomanders.
Seems based and trad as fuck.
>t. deeply closeted power bottom
I'm glad you learned about one of my favorite things in the world :D
Happy pomandering
We can agree on frankincense.
I'm not married nigger I'm a NEET try again
>tfw opening your Christmas gift from grandma and getting the hand sewn FUCK NIGGERS quilt you always wanted
It's a good feel.
Uh hello, based department?
I thought that was a virus ball. Pomander irangergs seem based. Continue on
Maybe if you smelled better...
Can I make it with grapefruit?
You knew what it was, kek
They are awesome, admittedly. Think I'll drag out the cloves and make a few.
cranky neckbeard incel can't handle the power of the pomander
fuck that. looks like a coronavirus
Based.
I made one for Christmas.
Pomander bro.
Yes you can! Enjoy! :)
kind of a cute visual joke too, since they look like coronaviruses.
make sure your neighbors don't see them, conclude you are worshiping corona-chan, and kill you.
>You knew what it was, kek
Well to be fair, I'm a weird as fuck polymath. Olde thyme bullshit is sort of my thing.
they say smells are particulate.....
My thoughts exactly
This one is 3 weeks old. If you don't like the way they look old you don't have to keep it that long
I am glad to hear!
My neighbors know about my pomanders already. I have made some for them before.
Most people whoo enjoy pomanders are great at a wide array of subjects.
Don't knock it till ya try it user
>former marine schizophrenic Martha Stewart
kek
I support of a pomander based corona chan cult. I will be making my Pomanders tomorrow. Praise kek
>what does that even mean?
He's just mad he doesn't have any pomanders.
ROFL
I smell like oranges
>He doesn't grow his own fruits.
While it's too cold to grow oranges up here, we grow cherries and plums. My neighbour had a plum tree in his front yard and every year he just goes out and grabs fresh plums to eat. It also attracts birds and squirrels. He'd let all the neighbour kids have free plums, if they asked politely.
Another neighbour had a pink cherry tree and every year hed sit on his porch and look at the petals falling like a weeb.
Then I moved out of my parents house and got my own place. Childhood was magical.
Plant a fruit tree, or you're a nigger.
Based miasmatist
Ok serious question where do you get the cloves from? Are these garlic cloves?
Based and pomander-pilled.
I hate when people become angry and bitter out of jealousy. Anybody can make pomanders.
WRONG! If you did you would have girlfriend. Girls always talk to me about my pomander when I bring 1 to class.
I have a spice guy but you can buy them at basically any supermarket
No. They're whole cloves. You can literally get them at the grocery store in the spice aisle. Just look for whole cloves.
>I have a spice guy
Fucking black market pomanders. What the hell is happening?
Yes, shove garlic into oranges.
He's not an illegal one. He just has high quality.
Damn, I bet if I went to the supermarket they’d be sold out of cloves by now
You got the contacts for the good spices lol. How does this even happen? Are you a fucking spice merchant?
>makes pomanders all the time
>carries them around the house with him
>takes pomanders with him to class
>girls like them
>has a spice guy
Beginning to think op is based
ITT: pomander enthusiasts calling faggots niggers