>just announced on Monday
>Monday
>Trump is locking you in for 14 days.
>no work
>no school
>can’t leave home without a pass
What do you do, Yas Forums?
US National Lockdown
Camden Ramirez
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Lincoln Ortiz
Vidya and entertain my anxious family
Josiah Davis
Probably do a lot of fucking
Alexander White
that'd sound excellent desu, 14 day holiday.
Luis Sullivan
Pray with such fervor as to move the Devil himself.
Parker Watson
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 6 rolls per day. If you have a family of 10, that's 60 rolls a week. Over 1800 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Jaxon Hughes
14 days is nothing. I haven't even been out of the house since the beginning of February. I actually took my first shower this year a few days ago. It was a mistake. Get on my level.
Matthew Cox
Fucking kek. I love this copy pasta
Asher James
fap
Owen Flores
I printed out a huge ration of furry porn. Say what you want, but after the world ends I'm going to be fucking rich.
Joshua Hernandez
Sadly this is what needs to happen but it won’t
Austin Butler
More people will die from refusing to stay inside than from the virus T B H. DESU
Luke Phillips
Very Based
Mason Cooper
Jaxson Hernandez
so basically nothing changes
t. neet
Anthony Wilson
Get mad that im not American
Michael Sanchez
This changes disturbingly little about my life.
Cameron Morris
420 a week
Dominic Thompson
Imagine how all the tweekers will react to boots on the ground and being told they can't go out at 2am to get a fix.
I'm picturing a warzone in white trash america.
Gabriel Carter
Wait for animal crossing and then play it
Leo Sanchez
Fuck you I won’t do whatcha tell me...
Landon Cruz
>6 rolls a day
Maybe for a slender or petite person. For persons of size, like myself and my partner, I'd double or triple that
Eli Morales
>The average person uses 6 rolls per day
What the fugg user? Do you have trouble wiping or something?
Benjamin Rodriguez
Fucking kek
Jordan Hughes
Lol, still go to work because someone has to cop.
Grayson Barnes
What absurdity are you babbling about?
Caleb Evans
That's beyond trouble with wiping.
Leo Watson
They didn’t get you drones to be able to work from home?
Justin Bell
The National lockdown coming on Monday. What are you gonna do?
Daniel Perry
Can you imagine the septic system for this house?
Cameron Hill
>6 rolls per day
More like 6 rolls per shit and I shit 12 times a day
Oliver Reyes
Fr
Adam Wilson
What's the deal with black people?
>they're not black
>and they're not people!
Colton Kelly
Let 'em burn
Connor Cox
Oh shit how did I miss that opportunity
Chase Lewis
Baby boomer 2x, fuck your life!
Colton Cook
proofs requested
Jonathan Bell
This
Daniel Martin
Sauce, idiot.
Colton Kelly
Sometimes you've gotta burn it down to build it up again
Christopher Thompson
Italy is bigger than I expected.
Xavier Martinez
What time? When will it be announced?
Aaron Reed
This
Christopher Russell
There's an amendment for this
Leo Martinez
>national geographic panic article
Noah Murphy
How are people going to get food?
Colton Allen
Well I mean white so I'll just use my handy dandy first responder pass u fkn plebs lmao
Bentley Scott
vigilantcitizen.com
I smoked some weed and read this article and the more recent one. What if it's the truth. I am scared of the aftermath
Brody Young
More importantly how are they going to get tp.
William Powell
We've joked about it. But then we would undoubtedly wind up in a Craig's mom's bush scenario.
Dylan Johnson
Easton Murphy
420 all week long
Ryder Smith
Is this the storm?
Jeremiah Morris
14 days? That's not even a challenge.
Charles Jackson
NEET master race bitches!
Matthew Hughes
This thread reels of psyop
Robert Johnson
Will just shitpost on Yas Forums as I always do.
Maybe go outside and look around.
Lucas Gonzalez
Everyone calm down and move along. Nothing to see here
Dominic Myers
YOU reel of a psyop
Brayden Butler
I'm homeless so I'd probably go burn buildings down, but luckily it's just the flu (right cianiggers?) So that'll never happen
Joseph Rivera
Stuff. I'll probably work on the yard, tend the garden etc.
Anthony Morales
Based and yiff pilled
Carter Moore
ill go out if I want to
Nathan King
Fuck my wife, play video games, spend time with my daughter, and gloat over my hoard of toilet paper.
Gavin Hall
Then you’ll get shot. lol gg no re
Christian Barnes
>toiletpasta
Levi Cruz
I'd be happy no matter what but I'd be ecstatic if I also got compensated for it due to not being able to work, even if I was given less than minimum wage for it. A two week long vacation from my responsibilities sounds like a dream come true.
Nolan Gutierrez
Will I have time to get drinks n shit? I got cheap vodka and cant stand to drink that straight
Christopher Torres
I wouldnt even notice
Christian Clark
God I fucking wish.
Lincoln Lopez
>not fucking your daughter as well
ngmibro
Alexander Bennett
Hes a shitposter..
Gavin Gray
If the rumor going around the Trump circle right now is true, then I suggest going to the store as soon as you’re sober enough to drive.
Josiah Gomez
Upstate New York in state of emergency no kids going to school for a month as it is
and i'm a fucking NEET WITH SUPPLIES YEEHAW
Noah Kelly
You will bait the kids for your pedocity?