This confuses and scares the american

Um what the fuck?!?!?!?!

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Only faggots need their shitholes that clean

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That's disgusting, the water should flow horizontally downward. Is this some eurotrash hotel from the 70s?

>using a europoor style bidet with no advancement beyond running water, which was available in Roman times
Enjoy being a medieval peasant. A Toto Washlet will wash/dry your ass with temperature settings of your choice, as well as clean the toilet itself and actively deodorize during use to the point that your shit literally doesn’t stink. Not to mention heated seats and integrated nightlights.

My asshole is more sanitary than most hospitals, thank you.

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wtf does "horizontally downward" even mean you fucking dumbass

Yeah it does... It's like a surprise water gun for your ass.

Dont you bring that evil here thats the devils work

Most of you idiots do not even have a bidet.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

That's disgusting, that things clean the asshole of another man and all their shit and shitwater covers where the water is coming out of

It does go down, it just goes up first. Kind of like the stock market under Trump, amirite?

Take a shower you nasty fucks

That's what we used to call the colored fountain.

Euros can't into modern plumbing. Much like Mexico, their plumbing can't handle toilet paper.

how do you dry your ass? wouldnt you still need TP?

>horizontally downward
Hmmmm

It comes out from the back horizontally and then curves downward because of gravity. What the fuck is wrong with you, are you home schooled?

That doesn't seem like a very practical way to get a drink of water.

I have the same one, it is next level

w8

do euros REALLY water massage their prostate every time they poop??

do you sit on that or squat over it?

Nah. They're pretty darn comfy, actually. Just make sure the water's warm because cold-spraying your asscrack is no bueno.

apparently, they just spray their ass with water and get the shitty ass water fucking all over their grimy, leathery asscheeks, and then stand up and let their pants dry it. they don't even dry it off with toilet paper, the savages.

kys non tp users, utter animals.

Japs got it right , had to to take a shit at the temple on a cold rainy day. Heated toilet seats and just right water pressure to clean your bum.

remote controlled butthole cleaner.
why am i even surprised that exists.

What a beautiful loo.

It sprays feces everywhere.

Damn straight it does!

Where does the poop go? Do all Euros shit pure liquid?

Kek

how much would this cost me? i want to install one in my new house. can i just buy one and have a plumber install it? could i do it myself?

i took a shit in one of those once but i don't know where it was supposed to go after so i just left it for the next person since they're probably used to them

I want one.
I have a pleb tier 40$ one that just shoots cold water at my anus.
Money is not a problem - how much is this thing and where do I get it?

why do I feel like jet spraying your asshole turns you into a pussy overtime, I kinda like my asshole fissures

Wait. Now I'm confused. You wash your asshole in the sink?

Based
You havent lived until you take a huge one on that

try "diagonally downward", dumb mutt

Get that 3rd world trash out of here

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What’s wrong? It’s just a water fountain

>this confuses and scares the american

In America the shower is right next to the toilet.
I just jump in for a quick shower after every time I go #2 and I do not need to have a disgusting poop fountain in the bathroom.

I lived in countries where bidets are common and they are seriously gross and do not work well.

doesn't it leave you all wet? do you have to towel off after you are done?

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Dont you still need toilet paper to dry your ass?

Nah. It's actually really comfy. No awkward reacharounds to wipe your ass, just drying off afterwards. If it's a fancier one like the Toto ones (or a lot of Japanese toilets), it'll even air-dry it too. You just relax and keep reading Yas Forums on your phone and it does all the work. No stinkfinger when the TP tears, no having to reach around and hope you got everything or worse, no TP clogging your toilet unless you use a little afterwards to take care of any residual dampness. Hands-free shitting.

NOTICE TO PLUMBER:
the sink is too low and the water tastes like shit.

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>TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months

There was a great thread on Yas Forums once in which several anons contributed who survived a war and had to live in near-anarchy in cities without any services for months (in Yugoslavia, I believe).

The main thing I remember from it is that they all said after a while the hottest commodities became guns and toilet paper.

Wait where does the shit go?

But can it tell jokes?

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If I ever am able to buy a house, I will install one of these. Nips had this figured out for years now, why hasn't the west caught on? We're atill living in the 1800s

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$640 for a water spraying toilet seat? nigga wut

amazon.com/TOTO-SW3036-01-Electronic-Instantaneous/dp/B079WVTJMV/ref=pd_sbs_60_t_0/131-2327807-0960519

What if you shit on the nozzle? Wouldn't it just spray shitty water back up?

Try getting your nose out of the gas pump and learning western math, you fucking abo. The best bidets flow horizontally, and gravity curves it down. There's no "diagonal" involved.

bump for a cleaner anus

it better give me a reach around or something for that price.

You can buy one for $60.

Why is it so far forward it sprays your balls?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

OMG TOILET ATTACKING

Burgers don’t like to get their buns wet.

Do your toilets even have water in the bowl? What happens to the shit? Or do you use that to wash your hands.

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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 6 rolls per day. If you have a family of 10, that's 420 rolls a week. Over 1800 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

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from what i've seen they're actually more popular in the states than in europe now

this arouses the european

You have to install a blowdryer as well

Your toilets going backwards bro

That's not true. Only place I've ever experienced that is Greece.

I live in an apartment, wish I had access to a nice bidet. I make do with biodegradable wet wipes, one per dump is all it takes and my taterhole is as clean as I can get it short of jumping in the shower.

biobidet is a good company

What the fuck? That shits just gonna supersoak your entire lower body