/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2076 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

>7 billion people in the world
>5600 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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This group immunity shit is retarded

About 650,000 Italians die every year, or an average of 1780 per day. Use that to calc how much Coronachan has increased Italy's mortality rate.

>Dead: 5,839
lol, still only 5,839.
How many days has it been stuck at 5,839? Four days? Five days?

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LOL JUST FLATTEN THE CURVE

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prayers for joe rogan’s family. Can’t believe he’s gone

WORLDOMETERS SAYS 26

POST CUTE SOMETHINGBURGERS

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Why is flying on a plane for a few hours somehow worse than driving across the country for days and stopping at multiple gas stations again?

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According to the official estimates by scientists, 40% - 70% of Germany, the U.K. and the United States will be infected by COVID-19. Meanwhile, South Korea and China are reporting that cases are slowing down, with South Korea especially halting the number of infected.

So Western leaders are telling us that all of their countries are going to be fucking obliterated by this virus with upwards to 70% infected, meanwhile in East Asia less than 1% of those countries are being infected? How the fuck is that possible? How are the estimates so high in the West and so low for China, Korea, Singapore, etc?

i see the israeli copypasters have changed their tactics due to the case numbers being too high.

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Enjoying the show?

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Florida update in about an hour

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GIVE ME SOME INFOGRAPHICS ON MASKS AND GOGGLES

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5,800 deaths? Lol rookie numbers. It’s a nothingburger.

LMAO. I live on Okinawa, we have curfew from 1am-5am and we have to stop drinking at places at midnight.

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Is anyone else kind of having fun about this?

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Damn laid off from my job as a cook today eat at resraurants please...

Remember to take your vitamin C & D, lactoferrin, and forsythia.

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GAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR BURGER AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

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OFFICIAL MEXICAN NUMBERS SAY 41

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>will be
more like "might be"

we're all dead

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NEW DATA REVEALS CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO MIGHT BE FROM MID NOVEMBER

jpost.com/International/New-data-reveals-coronavirus-patient-zero-might-be-from-mid-November-620994

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Recirculated air.

lol I prefer HL2 ambient for lurking /cvg/
youtube.com/watch?v=ftqRssCBf8s

It's okay. I know the US will help up the numbers

>MA bro here
>confirmed case on cape cod

Godspeed lads. Look up cape cod on the map, its literally a man-made connected island WITH A MILITARY BASE.

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Chinks and gooks lie

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Basado

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Needs to be edited with TP

>thread number 2076
>fastest moving thread on Yas Forums since we've known about the virus
>the biggest happening we'll likely ever have and we are living through it right now
Not at all.

Press S for Americans
medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727

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you are in a stupid loop faggot

8th for roastie cope

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recycled air retard

glad to see UK as the most JUST country

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what evidence is there of economic collapse? stock markets are stabilizing. china getting back to work. nobody has provided any evidence of supply chain failure, so I am forced to assume that is also made up. what's the deal?

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New cases column has been cleared. Updated case count coming soon probably. What do you guys think for Italy? 30,000 total maybe?

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I made a video about corona-chan
youtu.be/JGKc2PsKe9I

please fuck off

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>total deaths
>total recovered
kek
yeah i think we'll be fine

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Western countries, especially the United States, are nothing like China. In the USA, we are filled with some of the most self-centered, disgusting, groups of NPC's who are going to make things even worse. Chinese do whatever their government tells them. The draconian measures the Chinese implemented to stop the spread are not going to blow over well here.

not gonna lie lowkey schadenfreude now that it's america's turn

merifats talked way too much shit when it was only wuhan

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more roastie cope

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>medium.com

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This proves it has already peaked in the US. It has been circulating for months.

East Asian’s are known for their lies.

Show me your papers

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is the data correct fro Brasil? earlier i read it was only 121 cases

HEPA filters retard - it’s more to do with the closeness to a bunch of others.

special wuhan syndrom supplement stack
L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg
take this to supercharge your immune system and avoid the scourge of the oriental miasma

Recycled air + you do it in a large group of people

I am keeping all these hazmats and corona chans on a usb labelled "cherished memories", thanks lads

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youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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>muh 3.4%

>don’t look too far ahead

fucking kek if a braindead whore

They clear it at midnight GMT. Italy won't report until tomorrow.

> How are the estimates so high in the West and so low for China, Korea, Singapore, etc?
They have recent experiences dealing with this, Espescially Taiwan.
Basically on new years eve Taiwanese authorities are notified there is a SARS like virus circulating in Wuhan, Taiwanese authorities start screening every passanger getting of the planes coming out of Wuhan, Days later they extend it to all of China effectively stopping the spread in its tracks.
Not to mention their government being extremely transparent to the public and very clear with what they intend to do and expect of the public.
All of those states you mentioned have planned for this for over 2 decades that is why they are faring better than any other country on the planet.

Anyone else cum to coronachan? I wonder if it powers her up, like a sigil...

this is my favorite content please keep it coming

Nobody can read this shit

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G-man. My lil'G-man. Alright!

So this chick wants to be elected on my local school district board lol.

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>tfw Sweden is forcing me to become a super spreader
They have chosen their faith

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>Grug no understand concept
>This make grug mad!
>GRUG SMASH CONCEPT!!!
Calm down caveman, have a sosij roll and let the scientists do the science.

Italy will probably reach 50k. We're already growing with 3k new cases everyday.

Neets desperately wanting the world to end because they couldn’t get laid.

Also had to own the libs with this tweet too.

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This stupid bitch doesn't understand that washing hands does NOTHING for this virus. IT GOES THROUGH THE FUCKING AIR.

In Germany and France, ICU physicians have noticed that the common thread amongst young patients needing COVIDー19 related ICU admission is that they had been using NSAIDS (Advil, Motrin, Aleve, Aspirin).

kek i know where this is originally from

>937 likes
fugg

Modern airplanes have filters that will filter out over 99% of shit including viruses. Flying would probably be safer than visiting a bunch of gas stations. Although with flying the real risk would occur going through the airports so I guess it is debatable.

>Jerusalem post
>Meme flag
Nothin' fishy going on in here.

Do what you must

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Ever since I read this (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demon_in_the_Freezer) I've been convinced that every outbreak is planned

>costa rica

Now that Italy's healthcare system is overwhelmed, we're going to see the death rate skyrocket in the next few weeks.

Expect double digit mortality soon.

Hopefully we live so we can share this with our children m8

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Does this work? 900 sq-ft townhouse so my setup isn't ideal
>walk into entrance
>toss everything but undies into a bin
>walk upstairs, avoiding walls/handrails
>place bin in laundry room
>crank the heat to maximum and turn on humidifier
>close the door and seal door gap
>walk directly to bathroom and take hot shower
>wash hands thoroughly
>spray disinfectant along route
>get comfy
>open laundry room after 4-5 hours
>all clear

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>Breast expansion on Corona-chan

FUCK YEAH

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My first thought too

So 10 million dead in the US alone? That's my takeaway from this, but maybe I'm misreading

61 million dead.
Dead:Recovered ~8% CFR -> But in first wave, still hospital availability.
Anyone getting better numbers?
That's just from the disease btw,

Add lack of medicines due to supply chain issues, famine and civil unrest, and lack of immunity and or new waves, perhaps annually..

Not really a weapon google gain of function research. it was engineered and leaked out of a lab 80 meters away from a meat market

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What? It's midnight.

um sweetie she just wants to have fun what’s the big deal

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>Yesterday, "I keep getting new information, like they are now saying black people can get the carona virus."

???

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lacapitalmdp.com/suspenden-las-clases-hasta-el-31-de-marzo-para-frenar-el-avance-del-coronavirus-en-mar-del-plata/
>all educative institutes to suspend activities until March 31th
This is in addition to
>every casino shut down
>mass social events limited to under 200 people; every stadium, museum and enclosed place designed for tightly-packed social events shut down to the public
>public transport soon to be regulated
>cinemas are only allowed to operate at 50% capacity
>public healthcare-related institutes will only attend people with programmed appointments, no queues allowed in or outside the building
Mind you this is a city of 1mil people in Buenos Aires and one of the province's top touristic destinations.
ESTÁ PASANDO AAAAA

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when did you realize there are literally dozens of glowies posting here trying to keep people calm?

, fucking idiots, i hope you get it and die, we need to clear this earth of idiots like you.

>The Giga cumload stack
Zinc + vit c speeds up recovery from colds though, should help possibly

Make sure to drink plenty of water and godspeed

And this is why this virus was desperately needed. The Earth must be purged of this filth.

US is too pussy to do lockdown measures. They're fucked

There will be martial law in every big US city.
It will happen soon.
It will be justified by these fuckheads.

already kill for leaving the house without mask + goggles

banned.video/watch?id=5e6c176b8cb68d0079cf4540 Alex looking out.

pandemic.news/Index.html

science-based Reporting.

“One, if by land, and two, if by sea”

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>let the scientists do the science
Did you hurt your head lad? They are already backtracking like fuck on "herd immunity" shit. This is Sosij Woll Mail but it will be in all the papers in a few hours.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8113011/Downing-Street-hits-against-critics-herd-immunity-virus-strategy.html

Yeah, but there's still air circulating around the cabins in general, it doesn't just all get instantly sucked up into the system. It will pass through eventually, but anyone coofing or sneezing will get it wafting all over the closely packed deenz-tin of a cabin and you'll be stewing in it for a while. Also cramped space, touching the person next to you, touching people as you walk to the toilet that you have to fumble with the same handle the coofers touched etc.

Flying contamination box.

Five billion people are going to die.

That's not news. China had reported the earliest known case to be have shown symptoms on December 1st. The assumption has always that the outbreak started in mid-late November.

The saddest part is this virus isn't gonna end clown world.

It felt cartoonish to me

Is anyone else worried that with all the boomers dying, freshly brainwashed liberals will dictate the future of elections for the next few years?

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>Herd immunity
AAAAAAAHHH OK

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>has a higher life expectancy than the US of A

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
high temps were supposed to kill Corona-chan!!

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FUCK
community transmission confirmed in my state, it was nice talking to you fine fellows......

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do not post about virus
do not post about virus
do not post about virus

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So is it true it'll last another 6+ months?

Do we believe chinese numbers saying its leveled off? Surely theyve been lying from the beginning so theyve probably just fucked off and report anything

what information reveals the corona virus is linked to the Hong Kong protests?

It's accurate

Only one group dictates elections: The Jews at the top. Lurk moar faggot.

fuck me anime is so cringey

I work at a ski resort that's been shut down because of the virus. I've got money to survive for a long time but it's just annoying I have to skip work because of some bat eating Chinese.

Imagine all these people going to church tomorrow. Imagine that most churches crowded with people will be mostly open tomorrow, during a fucking pandemic. Shitstorm is coming. IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN.

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Of course. This faggot little virus is only overhyped by the media to manipulate the masses. 3 months and barely killed 5000.
>inb4 wait 52 weeks. It will kill more!
Happening cancelled.

>cinemas are only allowed to operate at 50% capacity
lolwut, why not shut it down?

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THIS WORLD MUST BE PURGED

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I've been having exactly the same thought.

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>selfish, greedy NPCs trying to run things
America is finished

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The Brazil monkey-bat-soup mutation is going to bring us up to 15% CFR according to that wizard who predicted Italy as ground zero for Europe-epidemic. God I hope he was a larp.

Pakistan Army soldiers refuse to go on duty after 8 officers test positive for coronavirus

ibtimes.co.in/pakistan-army-soldiers-refuse-go-duty-after-8-officers-test-positive-coronavirus-815072

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>all educative institutes to suspend activities until March 31th
Okay, but what about school and universities?

>archive.is/RQEby
the Iranian futsal player death was wrong btw some one with the same name she made a yt vid

its outdated we're at 157 confirmed cases now

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A Chinese friend of mine currently working out of the country says things are going back to normal there. Hard to trust but I hope he's right.

>yfw the 150k version's tits didn't grow at all, she just exposed the nips to create an illusion of growth, but the tit size is the exact same.

Recently updated.
youtube.com/watch?v=-AjhCwD-OFI

>tfw green state surrounded by red shitters
Hahahahahahaha eat shit chilangos. High temperature chads shall inherit the earth. This faggot little virus ain't got shit on the city of ETERNAL spring.
>tfw will probably die to the >40ºC temperatures instead once shit hits the fan and the power goes out

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TFW the Nov. 4th prophecy was true

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Sounds good

It should be obvious to anyone the reason for the curfew is to stop people from going out to crowded bars, concerts, etc, which is mainly 18-35s, who are also much more likely to be asymptomatic or have a mild case, meaning they end up spreading it everywhere because they refuse to stay home for a couple weekends.

There are the boomer rants from anyone who fancies themself a libertarian, but it's mostly 20 and 30 somethings bitching about the negative effect it will have on their social lives.

>Wearing lenses

Fuck asians and fuck you

In first class (proper first class transatlantic, not the pleb-tier domestic flights) you can let the most outrageous farts and not even smell it yourself.
Must be sucked down through the floor or something.
Not so much in economy.

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That makes a 8% CFR.

Stop it! I can't get so erect!

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my boomer grandpa refuses to consider the idea of staying home. he is the embodiment of the "it's just line H1N1" poster

It's all part of the strategy mate, it's not backtracking, it's just as planned. The public has to be decieved for this to work that's all.

roastie filth

Where did I imply I would leave without a mask and goggles?

Yeah, 160° F bro

>this is trending as #1 on twitter because everyone is mocking her and calling her a dumb bitch

beautiful

They did a full on shutdown so it makes sense

What the fuck I took this and it made me supersoak my entire battlestation? What did you do to me?

only possible with an authoritarian iron fist
I think looking at how Sk handled it is more helpful. they didn't restrict freedom of movement like a commie shithole but let their health workers do their fucking jobs and tested thousands of pepole every day.

bless us coronita, we are doomed now...

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I don't think that many, but more than expected, maybe.

That'll be great, christcucks will be gone first

i wanna lick Her sweaty body and become a hyperspreader in the process!!

>still believes democracy will be a thing after this.

user, fascists, nationalist and xenophobic governments will born because of this happening.

Rejoice

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHUT DOWN THE FLOW OF SUPERHERO MOVIES NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN BATBOYS AND SUPERINOS NOOOOOO NOT MY CARTOON ROLE MODELS AND CHRISTIAN BALE GOOFY VOICE NOISES

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>the common thread amongst young patients needing COVIDー19 related ICU admission is that they had been using NSAIDS (Advil, Motrin, Aleve, Aspirin)
What exactly does this imply for the properties of the virus? It seems strange that basic OTC medicine would trigger an adverse reaction.

is that a sexbot? That doesn't look human

really? the [LIVE] says 185

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

>having thousands rush back to the US
>very well known that you can be infected and not show symptoms
>now shoved in a crowed airport spreading the virus 10x
We're all fucked aren't we?

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JAPAN CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS RISE TO 1,484 - NHK

reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-japan-idUSKBN21204G?taid=5e6da870f629ab00016ab551&utm_campaign=trueAnthem: Trending Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

MAKE A ROASTIE DENIAL THREAD

We will see that fucking thots in panic and eternal suffering

those eyes........... Asians are true sirens......

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The entire West is about to go full lockdown bros.

I can't believe it's happening.

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This is forever the quintessential Coronachan

In which aspects?

Claims to get STDs from bicycke seat
Elected to Chairperson

Why is that a good thing?

I don't trust their numbers to a certain time frame because they locked everything down. Doing that will greatly help transmissions low but they started work too soon so it might be back to full lying again.

oh no weaboo bros we got too cocky

based

I have it. Self diagnosed with runny nose, itchy eyes, and sneezing yesterday.

Sucks that I can't go outside and enjoy spring where I live, everything is starting to bloom.

I've always been unlucky around this time, I try to go outside but I get sick as soon as things start heating up.

you shouldn't say that washing hands does nothing, that's not accurate. You're correct that fomites can be transmitted through the air, but washing your hands is extremely effective for protecting against hand to mouth transmission. Nigger.

There isn't any possible way for them to stop it if it has been spreading in tokyo for the last few weeks

smart government is the only way this virus can be stopped. small, wealthy countries like south korea and singapore have what it takes. we, unfortunately, do not.

So the Olympics is still happening?

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youtu.be/ysxXMOtXmCc

Cleveland Ohio has 11 cases

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>World's ending
>GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUH-UNNN~!!
God forbid you stop drinking, saying stupid things while a guy nods before letting him fuck you in the back alley.

NOT MY FUCKING OLYMPERINOS

That's an expected correlation though. Sick people usually take that shit. You need data from people not admitted to intensive care who aren't taking that stuff

I wouldn't trust a chink to tell me the time of day.

Corona-chan herself will kill hundreds of millions, but the resulting collapse of society around the globe will kill billions. Especially in urban areas and third world shitholes. Sub-Saharan Africa is going to basically be deleted.

lmfao
link the tweet
holy shit what a dumb retard
the absolute state of LEADERSHIP BY POPULARITY CONTEST

don't forget to post pic if lockdown is happening in your place
there's barely pic from italy afterall

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>tfw still have to food prep and buy tp
not to dodge the sickness but just to be able to stay home and feel like shit when I do / until I die

Feels anticlimactic lads..

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biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1

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HAPPENING FUCKING OVER.
13K CASES IN CHINA, 66K RECOVERED AND STAYING RECOVERED BABY!

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Doubt it user

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>those eyes

... have been surgically enhanced, caked in makeup, hidden behind contacts and photoshopped

Don't wanna dox myself but similar was posted in my building.

if droplets dont make it into your eyes/noses you're good.

just don't get too close to anyone. wear a mask/ski goggles if you're REALLY SPOOKED.

hysterical virgins getting worked up over nothing.

If society resets, don't give women any rights.

t. seething Mutt

I wonder if the employees screening the passengers in those airports are smart enough to realize they're pretty much assured to get it as well in that situation.

archive.is/xtetr#selection-1049.0-1049.38

>Not being able to tolerate 50°C like a true Chichimec
You deserve to die.

I work at a huge plant nursery, and the store make most of it incomes in spring. Do guys think it will have to temporary close down?

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Why are you guys posting this in every thread even though you get your answers?

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And I'll do what I want

Hits wall at 30

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same with shitskins and chinks

Everything in the west was still happening a week ago, so i doubt it. How can you hold the olympics if the world can't send anybody? i hope this bankrupts japan.

>1,484
suspiciously close to 1488

> noooo coronachan, don't take the believers of the sandnigger religion that destroyed native European paganism!

Are you want some cookie ?

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dont care
it worked....

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>Linlin Bao, Wei Deng, Hong Gao, Chong Xiao, Jiayi Liu, Jing Xue, Qi Lv, Jiangning Liu, Pin Yu, Yanfeng Xu, Feifei Qi, Yajin Qu, Fengdi Li, Zhiguang Xiang, Haisheng Yu, Shuran Gong, Mingya Liu, Guanpeng Wang, Shunyi Wang, Zhiqi Song, Wenjie Zhao, Yunlin Han, Linna Zhao, Xing Liu, Qiang Wei, Chuan Qin
uh huh

>China is totally truthful about it's numbers!

Which shithole are you posting from Chang? Vancouver or Toronto.

The math I did based on the death rates and population I believe are possible is 9.8 million low end and 18.6 million high end for USA baseline before non carona related fatalities.

Hey Chang

He just died dude, don't use him as an avatar yet. Too soon.

Imagine being this mentally weak.

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You can only die once. Nothing to worry about

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while ago

Nigga all your proof in OP comes from Chink writted articles too, fuck yourself.

>Are you want

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Wash hands or remove gloves after putting all clothing in the bin. That way you won't have to decontaminate your route to the laundry room as heavily. Also grab a lid for the bin if it doesn't already have one.

>entire west
nigga the ENTIRE WORLD is about to have its pool closed....

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It's almost like Asians are liars or something...

I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

our numbers are fucky because some of the local gov is using different infected definitions than the federal gov who updates the total numbers, fucking mess

Why do you even care? You are not european.

F for joe
fuck u and ur false information

Underrated. This is the real killer.

*do you want

LOL

Thats what its going to be like everywhere in a month

>Are you want fukky fukky?? quick now cheap!

>7 days post-infection
LITERALLY NOTHING

I can't find it online :(

i'll let her do whatever she wants with my weiner

I saw that shit. I really hope it’s Larp. Civil unrest would be huge. Cities would be death traps

Church was cancelled here

>Spain 6,391 (196)
bro it was 3100 2 days ago
bro this is not funny

Kek

ALERT: MOSSAD GOT CORONA'D. THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

I'd go with this. People who have fevers overwhelmingly use anti-pyretic medications. I'd argue strongly it's likely a confounder.