Yas Forums you guys stocked up on toilet paper, right?

Ever heard of a bidet?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

you again

>linking screenshots of twitter
why do people do this

wait what the fuck we were supposed to get toilet paper?! I stocked up on printer paper fml

People mad cause there are single individuals with 100+ rolls which is obscene

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cherish those 3 rolls adventurer.
those are the last 3 you will ever see

He'll use them up in a day

Honestly you people laugh at (you) hoarders, but you really don't have enough (you’s) yourselves. The average person uses 1 (you) per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 (you’s) a week. Over 100 a month. (You’s) will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.

Realistically toilet paper isn't going to run out and toilet paper manufacturers are working overtime to churn out TP to cover the spike in demand currently. What's really important is that we keep up this farce for as long as possible until every household is sitting on a mountain of TP. Go out and encourage panic, start fake fights with friends in the TP aisle over the last pack to really drive a sense of urgency, record it on post it on the internet.

its going to be the currency for when the raiders come by

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No, you're simply going to find that there is none.

cope. You must not have much toilet paper left.
Toilet paper supply will not meet the never ending demand for toilet paper.

Amerisharts are just too funny

Solve this problem.

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That's the spirit. I do have a bunch actually, I'm not worried. We could push this TP conundrum much further with minimal effort though.

based leaf shits and doesnt wipe

It really doesn’t hit you how ridiculous this all is until you see it in person. I went to go pick up some chicken nuggets, and apparently almost all of the frozen food was completely gone.

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I have perfected my diet so each bowel movement is virtually wipe-free. 1 square of TP masterrace

I just like the panic and like to think of when this is over who we can calll retards for the end of days (especially in a small town)

This. I don't wipe either

You didn't get it, here's the solution user.

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in 3 days according to user.

Fucking idiot, we warned you. Enjoy starving for the next 3 months as the virus fucks shit up

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>equals a clean ass
What it equals is a soggy wet ass along with a constant paranoia of "did I get it all, are there still poo chunks on my ass that didn't fully wash away?"

>1 roll per day
lmao

I’m literally doing a shit now (nice soft large pair of logs, I eat plenty of fibre)

Im down to my last 300 rolls of Tp, what do?

went to shart-in-mart today, even all napkins are gone ffs

Glad I went out on Monday. I was worried shit would start really kicking off on Monday but I was early by a few days.

Stop being a fat fuck and it isn't a problem.
Why do fat asses always assume normal people have the same hygiene problems they do? Are they just retarded? Is this why they're fat to begin with? We may never know.

>western civilization

Is this what you Alt cucks want to save?

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No, I want all those people to die too.

Washing the ass in such a manner is both foolish and unsanitary. First off the ass is not like your hands that are easy to wash off and allow the water to drip off into the sink basin, water on the ass will inevitably leak down the legs and may splash onto the pants leaving them wet. Secondly the act of spraying water onto the soiled anus recklessly discharges fecal contaminated water and aerosols into the surrounding area producing unsanitary conditions, papered wipes effectively and efficiently remove the fecal matter and direct it in an orderly and safe manner into the toilet bowl preserving hygienic conditions.

40 rolls, 4+ month supply because I am not a obese muttsharter with chronic IBS

Blah blah blah I don't care, shut the fuck up leaf.

patient zero was someone patronizing a wet market for exotic animal meat. that's not something normal people do (no not even in China).
corona is inherently a rich person's disease.

just hit up costco, good to go

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Guys I'm not sure how much more crusted shit I can take accumulating on my chapped, hemorrhoided butthole. So itchy. I'm out of toilet paper but I don't know what to do. Literally was only able to stock up on generic brand kraft mac n' cheese, which I've been eating for the past few week so I can save my hot sauce for when I need it.

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The great wipening is upon us lads
Strip it bare
We must wipe

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Let me guess, you use leaves?

your pic related is definitely a pedo
he's showing only one hand
bet he's fapping in the box with the other

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You also don’t live with a woman
Kek

I spread my cheeks far enough I don't need to wipe. But, I think I've caused some little fissure from stretching the skin too far

>people who interact with tons of people from various countries and have the means to get tested are more likely to be diagnosed with Coronavirus
Whoa, shocker

Nah he's got a cool watch. Pedos don't wear watches.

How many shits are these people taking? They’ve got enough to last them a few years

OK, groomer

I have 3 of those Kirkland packs.
One for home, one for my office since I do have a half dozen employees, and one extra just for the fuck of it.

Poorfags gonna be wiping their asses with the McDonald's napkins they have tucked away in their glove boxes.

I just got back from the local supermarket in Canmore AB and they're totally wiped clean of toilet paper and most canned goods. Thankfully, of course, I prepped a month ago and I'm doing fine. Picked up some extra canned peaches though

Not anymore, although my ex wasn't that bad.
You can still potty train yours.

Should have plenty of leaves around to use in case you run out.

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You're just pissy you can't offer a reasonable rebuttal. Not exactly a surprise either that those ass water blasters in Europe are now the epicenter of disease.

soon McDonald's will start putting their napkins behind the counter

You won’t live to see the end of your current supply.

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