The test was negative. Incredibly negative. The doctors, they actually asked me 'Mr Trump...

The test was negative. Incredibly negative. The doctors, they actually asked me 'Mr Trump, we've never seen a test so negative. How'd u do it?' Maybe its my diet, or good genes. I dunno. Maybe I am the cure! I dunno...i really don't.

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This but unironically.

kek bretty good

Fucking gold bro.

based
only niggers get corona virus

HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT?

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I was kinda hoping he'd test positive and die desu

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Tip top kek

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And you know actually....some ppl are saying...not me saying , but some have said....that everyone infected who was in my presence have already been healed, so that's really fantastic. And for those thanking me they are really welcome for that.

trump and his cia niggers know its all phony malarky

Your WWE actor I mean president looked very sick during that speech rofl.100% he has it. You even heard the Corona blocking his troath and lungs.It's nothing to worry about tho,

Two big words: negative.

Come on man. Step outside and smell the Sanka. My dogs hurt, and when I was Pope, hey man, the circus ran on time.
Shush SHUSH
So now the um her him yeah man, it says Joe 785678888
Shushhhh

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Exposed several times, still negative, the absolute chad-man.

Tippy top kek

Forgot the "believe me"

It's just another flu dumbass. More people die from jetliner crashes every year than this nothingburger panic.

Does anybody give a single shit about Trump? I sure don't. Who gives a fuck if he has the virus. Who gives a fuck about Trump AT ALL.

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Trump is the cure!

Insert thought here

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ahh poor little baby fur fag

gold

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Aw, poor little faggot Trump cultist. LOSERS GONNA LOSE!

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folks the doctor jabbed me with his testing needle 33 times. i saw it written on the side "made in israel". he took off his white gloves and said "sir, in the entire world, there will only be 500 million people who are at this level of health"

lol plane crashes weren't really a thing until H1B visas replaced all the white engineers

seething

Keep up the good fight comrade!

#RESISTANCEISWINNING!

FUCK DRUMPF

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Shill ALERT

Listen Fat, back at the other place. In the White House there was a set of stairs, and down those stairs, when I was a kid we'd slide down the stairs at corn pops on a cardboard box. And when we'd wait our turn, our turn would come and we'd learn patience. That was I was taught at a very young age. And I miss those stairs at the white house would be great for sliding.
I don't want your vote.

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His speech pattern is worse than late Obama.

The left can't meme

He truly is a great man, and he will live again, just like his presidency.

I know it's just some sort of flu but your WWE actor I mean president thinks you need martial law to stop this flu.

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It hurts to be a loser conservative with a useless cunt like Trump failing at everything he has ever tried.

It will be over soon. If Trump survives his court cases, perhaps he can return to Reality television. He has no business ANYWHERE NEAR the White House and never did.

That's the way it is. Your impeached President can literally and quite unironically fuck off.

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sad

This is actually funny and I like the guy.

Kek’d

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HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES WILL HELP US WIN THIS FIGHT!

#ISTANDWITHHOLLYWOOD

BERNIE2020

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Also, let's take a fucking minute and think:

WHY DID HE NEED TO BE TESTED?!?

The answer is: "He's sick" lol

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>It will be over soon

been hearing that everyday for almost 4 years now from your pitiable lot, keep telling it to yourself, keep crying and wailing every day, it gives me a warm feeling inside

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nice

Tip toppity, tick tock clockity kek

LUV DRUMPF LADS

LIL NIGGA CRACKS ME UP

THE LEFTOID SEETHE AT ANYTHING HE SAYS IS JUST ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT LMAO

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>die
>from a seasonal flu
Lmfao

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trump is an Annunaki Hybrid, English is not his first language, and they never get sick with 10,000 year life spans

>he's good for all Jews, Blacks, gays,everyone.
Except for whites
>What nooo you can't take a third position. You have to stay within the Hegelian dialectic

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The next 8+ months are ripe for memeing

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I gotta say this is quite accurate lmao thanks for the laugh

ok show me where he declares martial law

fag

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>guy who unleashed virus is immune
I'm shocked. I bet Bibi's results are similar. And Jewtin's.

kek

Kek

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He really pissed off kikes that day. Good times

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2 big macs and a diet coke are all it takes to keep the wuflu at bay

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The Biden shit is gonna be great. He’s already losing his fuckin mind.

What did they do wrong? Why aren't we speaking Mongolian and eating byaslag?

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