When is the last time you kissed a girl?

I have never kisssed a woman, a real real kiss. No, never. I'm 23.

thankfully i dont have to worry about such risks

Don't remember anymore, also, I don't actually care. Fuck off with your shit threads NPC.

But, why do you think?

But your mother doesn't count

Jealous

Why so many years alone?

i had 5/10-7/10 chicks and was pretty satisfied with life until i snagged a 10/10. she cheated on me and ever since i am unable to have anything less to avoid settling

its been 4 years since i last had a relationship. im never gunna have a 10/10 again Q_Q

>off by one

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Last thursday

Not risking it anymore, was supposed to go out tonight but fuck that

a girl hugged me once

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a couple years ago, never fucked though. i don’t wanna die a virgin

damn I hate these threads, everyone is way ahead of me.

Ten minutes ago. Had sex with my wife for the first time since we had our first kid almost two months ago. It was alright. Her vagina felt different. Not super blown out or anything, but different.

About a month ago

Im a mex and was kissing a pure breed mormon white girl that can trace her lineage back to the mayflower. How does that make you feel Yas Forums?

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A few minutes ago. We're not afraid of covid 19.

Youre not into hookers?

Thats super duper easy to fix, user

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My wife and I could barely wait a month.

2009

Kissed? Never.
But the last time I hugged one was about 3 years ago.

Three weeks ago. And two weeks ago my ex and hugged silently in the rain for over a minute

Last week with a hooker.

I

We tried at about the month mark, but her vagina just wasn’t totally good to go yet.

How do we find girlfriends here Yas Forums? Most women who claim to be one are actually men.

But I was talking to an actual girl on another board (but she has a boyfriend unfortunately).

September. I was her first lesbian love and she was so fucking cute and wholesome. I still have a hoodie and blanket that smell like her. She was even redpilled on the jews and sjw's.

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ex and I*

I'll use this correction post to add that her boss is now exhibiting COVID symptoms

>When is the last time you kissed a girl?
Crap, until reading your post I actually didn't think about it in a long time. Now I'm depressed.

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Most girls on pol are lesbians.

stop jerking off
seriously, semen retention turns you into a real man

I kissed a girl at work last week.

December 30, 2019

I am serious.

There needs to be a dating board. A non-degenerate SFW one that is.

Fear makes people horny.
During wars, everyone fucks eeryone at any opportunity.
Now is Prime Time if you want to get laid, ist spring to boot, women are dripping wet and ready to fuck at a seconds notice. If you let pani overtake your tiny NPC mind, great, more for me!

I forgot how to properly socialize and developed too many fringe opinions so I'm basically incompatible with people now

Based and dykepilled.

I wasn't kidding...

Never kissed a girl. 22 years old. Should I off myself?

>kissing g*rls
gay af

Woah man you're so cool. You should be my best friend so I can be cool too

how much did you have to drink to grow that cumstache?

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Cute lesbians will be spared on the day of the rope.

January. Hadn't had a real kiss until I was 33. Before that it was little pecks. I had no idea how to kiss like in the movies. One time when I kissed a girl I actually made the "smooch" sucking sound that kisses naturally make because I thought you had to make the sound manually. I was 24 when that happened. But thanks to Tinder and the gym I was able to get on enough dates that I made it to the makeout phase. I should probably be posting this on Yas Forums, not here.

doesn’t count

Married. Any time I fucking feel like it.

did you scissor?

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Nah, health is more important.

>When is the last time you kissed a girl?
21 years ago.

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I’d be more worried about getting the herp or the mono from a gril, but I have had both so I can indulge in degeneracy without worry. Damn it feels good to be king

I'd hate to be a brown person. You guys seem consumed by the desire to "get back at" whites for some perceived slight. No white person cares that you kissed a white girl. I'm happy for you. Whites are the most beautiful race on the planet. You're very fortunate that you got a taste.

>her vagina just wasn’t totally good to go yet
that's why they have facepusy, too.

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>Muh health

Man your life must be exiting. I bet you dont eat meat, drink only tea and run a marathon every week or some shit

Im 23. You shouldnt, learn to overcome the desperation. At least you havent experienced horrible situations with women like me.

2 weeks ago at a strip club in Nebraska, sure I'd do it again but now I'm in LA and I don't like goblinas or ugly asian chicks so doubtful I'll be doing anything with a woman anytime soon.

I remember the time some girl hugged me out of sympathy a few years ago. Really surprised me, too. I'm 26.

Just focus on killing niggers for now and that will attract a mate

About 10 minutes ago. I have a pregnant fiancee. Several months ago I realized I'm not sexually attracted to pregnant women at all, and so I coerced her into opening up our relationship. A couple of weeks ago I met this cute hapa girl in a bar, then we had sex in my car despite the fact that she was on her period.

We went to her place, and I had bad whiskey dick from drinking too much. She literally wanted anal on the first date, but I couldn't get a firm enough erection to penetrate her asshole. After about 45 minutes of frustration I finally was hard enough to have vaginal sex with her and I got completely covered in blood from the period sex, then I nutted inside of her despite her not being on any sort of protection.

This last Tuesday I went over to her house again, fucked the hell out of her, and nutted directly inside of her vagina twice. Then we watched Drive and cuddled for a couple of hours.

Tonight when I kissed my fiancee it felt like I was cheating on the hapa girl. She meanwhile hasn't seen anyone yet. She had one date with an older guy but evidently he was just frustrated over it all, because all she did the entire time was talk about me.

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I ate my wife's asshole this morning

Last time I hugged a girl? 5 weeks ago. Before that? July of last year. Kissed a girl? May of last year. Had sex? Also may.

I just want the virus to cleanse the world. I want bodies stacked, I want normies broken for finally being uncomfortable and being forced to see how fragile their existence is. Nobody is going to be bitching about gun ownership when everyone wishes they had one on them. Hell, kill off the boomers, kill off a significant portion of the population as a whole as it rotates through. Let the cost of housing come down and the price of labor go back up. But until then? Well, fuck me, I'm still unemployed and nobody wants to even talk to me. I'd get the virus willingly if it gave me a job that paid enough to actually stay afloat and pay my debts off and build up a decent savings so that one day, a family seems realistic. But I'd also get the virus willingly if it meant I could sleep with someone tonight, just to have someone to spoon and not wake up alone again.

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>lesbian
>cute and wholesome
only when they're dyking out for the pleasure of their man.

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kissing is gross, how about I just pound it into her.

Women are shit anyways, our biological needs blind us.

>I have a pregnant fiancee. Several months ago I realized I'm not sexually attracted to pregnant women at all, and so I coerced her into opening up our relationship.

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28% of men in america haven't had sex in the last year. you are the new normal. blame tinder. why would any woman choose you when she has every man in the city at her fingertips through an app. you can't compete with every chad in the city. chad going on dates with a different woman every night, theres nothing left for the rest of us and the women dont mind being chads harem so just wait for a sex doll or jump through a million hoops like a trained dolphin in some desperate attempt to impress women or "bettering yourself" as the simps call it.

2009

I was in Mexico recently. I fucked 3 Mexicans in 5 days from Tinder. It was exhausting. You can have our white sluts. I'm more than happy to trade. Mexican women are 10x better in every way.

in school when i was like 6 years old

>Would you kiss a girl and risk giving her the covid?
Anything to wipe out the femoid species.

women aren't real anyways so you are merely missing out on a fantasy idea of what a woman is that never actually existed

>February 2017

I've never kissed a girl in my life.

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I read once on bodybuilding.com forums "white girls are the only girls you need game to get". It made a lot of sense when I looked back on the latinas and blacks I'd met in my life. They're way less stingy about sex. Less guilt, less games, less hoops to jump through.

This is going to get way worse. Inceldom will became the new normal.

>implying she wouldn't give it to you from here eight bfs

>Year of Our Lord 2013
She killed herself about 9 months later.

Just now

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All the women were aborted now all thats left are gold diggers dikes and feminists.

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They break hearts and crush men, they are horrible, dont idealize them too much. At this point I dont crave them anymore, once you get to know them.

I should just try to get an Asian girl then. I actually thought I was going to once, but then found out she had a boyfriend.

:(

disgusting faggot.

Three hours ago

Why?

Never kissed

2 years ago
my boyfriend wasn’t happy about it

What can men do about this?

How old are you?

2020

I got drunk and let a whore kiss me while I fucked her recently. Still regret the kiss.

20

This better be fake you fucking degen. Kys.

Low energy bait

February 4th, 2017

I feel your pain doomer. My first relationship the girl was 10/10 but complete psycho. For 2 months it was like she was crazy in love. Then found out she lied to me and was already in a long distance relationship. Turned bad and she got abusive and now it has been 14 years. I've had flings but none of them come close to her in terms of desire. I'll find 99.999% of women ugly because they don't look or act like her. The things I find attractive are clingyness, having no empathy, batshit crazy and zero intellect.

It was amazing. The Mexican girls I met with were much hotter, and our Tinder conversations lasted about 5 lines each, then we met. They were fun to hang out with, we then went back to my hotel and banged. In contrast after getting back to the states, I had a 2 hour + text convo with some white slut, ending in text sex (which is fucking stupid), without a date confirmed. She wanted to text me all day today too, and I haven't even spoken to her on the phone. They are like silly little children filled with neurosis. Mexican women are women. When they want to fuck they fuck, and they are pleasant about it. When they don't they don't.
It's the difference between and adult and a child. Simple as that. Same was true for Israeli chicks. Getting out of the country makes you realize how debased, hideous, and broken the souls and minds of American women are. It's sad.

sad but true; it was a church camp romance

Damn, you really marked it

Women can be repulsive beings, some guys idealize them too much

How do you look?

Yes

i’m white, she was a hapa

I should clarify too that I am not a chad. I am a short, decent looking athletic guy with a reasonably good job.

And let me guess, he was BLACK

Ah I thought you were a girl

broke up with my ex that day, haven't had sex/kissed since

Women sucks, should be controlled

Same, unless dyke

no, scissoring is mostly a meme for straight men who watch lesbian porn. in reality you need a lot of like lotion or something on the inside of your thighs to prevent hardcore chafing. I've done it once but honestly would rather just bury my tongue in a cute girl.
You're silly user

lol i am a white gurl

January, right before she took my virginity.