/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2075 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

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Any quick rundown on the newest conspiracies?

They're not. Kushner is on the case.

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prayers for joe rogan’s family. Can’t believe he’s gone

I don't know, but maybe all these numbers mean something?

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BASKETBALL AMERICAN RUDY "PATIENT ZERO" GOBERT INFECTED ANOTHER ONE.

twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1238979673520029698

BLACKS ARE SUPERSPREADERS?

>Diaspora

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all aboard faggots

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Hold on, did he really catch it?

ESTIMATED ALREADY DEAD WORLDWIDE??

I'm saying 2 million, mostly in China

how fucked is orange county? specifically Irvine

threadly reminder that this is the CHINESE coronavirus

ITALY WILL STOP HELPING PEOPLE ABOVE THE AGE OF 80
>ITALY WILL STOP HELPING PEOPLE ABOVE THE AGE OF 80
ITALY WILL STOP HELPING PEOPLE ABOVE THE AGE OF 80
>ITALY WILL STOP HELPING PEOPLE ABOVE THE AGE OF 80

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/14/italians-80-will-left-die-country-overwhelmed-coronavirus/

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/14/italians-80-will-left-die-country-overwhelmed-coronavirus/

JUST A FLU,BRO
JUST YOUR GRANDPARENTS, BRO

Not sure. I’m in the SF Bay Area.

Worse than that, user. He died this afternoon

I just want to see some non-China footage of sick patients bro...where the fuck are they?
How do I even KNOW what it'd be like when I get the damn virus.

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seconding this

FUCK CHINA AND FUCK THE MSM.

youtube.com/watch?v=4M9rssz6tIE

Get right with Jesus, anons.

ABC's of Salvation:
To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. Repent. Turn away from your sin and toward Jesus. (Matthew 4:17; Romans 2:4, 3:10, 6:23; Acts 3:19)
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for your sins and rose again, and that He will come again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work on the cross. (Romans 10:9-10; 1 Corinthians 15:1-4; Ephesians 2:8-9)
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord. (Romans 10:9-10, 10:13, 14:10-11; Philippians 2:10)

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covid.is/tolulegar-upplysingar
Here's a convenient source for if you or anyone want to keep up with the coronavirus infections in Iceland

Note that they're likely going to explode in number tomorrow as Íslenska Erfðagreiningin is currently processing samples from thousands of people

Just next door, waiting in-between the north and south infections to close in.
I feel like I'm surrounded by raptors.

Corona is over thank you Rouche!

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cure discovered: it turns out this whole time it was autism.

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This is an excellent SHTF theme also:

youtube.com/watch?v=DuFj8EsJJ8I

more intense and immediate, less brooding.

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That's what frustrates me the most, seeing all these zoomers basically saying they give zero fucks about their parents or grandparents or aging relatives. Selfish cunts.

Only 156,590 infected? This faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic. How long has it been stuck at 5,836 dead? 3 days? 4 days? 5 days? You're going to be really sorry when all this blows over and you'll look like the paranoid schizos you are.

>he prepped?

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Truly, this is the Boomer Remover

My friend who lives in downtown Toronto just texted me and said a squadron of CAF jets just did a low pass over the city. Hoooooly fuck I can feel the anxiety starting to build

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Ok so I'm a cook. My province is refusing to test mild cases. Does that mean if I and every other cook gets it the boomers we serve all die or get hospitalized?
Why the fuck would my government want that

Fuck off

biobiochile.cl/noticias/ciencia-y-tecnologia/ciencia/2020/03/14/medicos-chinos-advierten-que-pacientes-recuperados-de-covid19-pierden-parte-de-su-capacidad-pulmonar.shtml

WE'RE FUCKED!

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/14/italians-80-will-left-die-country-overwhelmed-coronavirus/
NOOOOOOO! NOT THE BOOMERINOOOOOS!!!!

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independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/coronavirus-wuhan-masks-video-doctors-nurses-hospital-a9402631.html

>Chinese doctors celebrate closure of last temporary coronavirus hospital

>The country has recorded 80,824 cases of coronavirus and 3,189 deaths since the start of the outbreak at the end of last year.

>But strict quarantine measures appear to have drastically reduced the number of new cases, and the country has eased up on the measures in its hardest hit region.

So, how much of this is a lie? If they did "close down" the last hospital they built it's because they welded it shut and left everyone inside to die. Or it fell on top of their heads. As for the numbers and saying that it's getting better, I call total bullshit.

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There a lot more cases than these. People that tested positive were scheduled for quarantine, but no before infecting a room full people. It's impossible to contain it at this point. Once quarantine ends people will come into contact with the infected once again.

jesus christ

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What in the actual fuck is wrong with nonwhites

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NEW DATA REVEALS CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO MIGHT BE FROM MID NOVEMBER

>NEW DATA REVEALS CORONAVIRUS PATIENT ZERO MIGHT BE FROM MID NOVEMBER

>For context, the outbreak was only first brought to the attention of the World Health Organization at the end of December.

jpost.com/International/New-data-reveals-coronavirus-patient-zero-might-be-from-mid-November-620994

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>To continue reading this article... Start your free trial
>hiding life-saving information behind a paywall
such abominable and irresponsible behavior. these people should be prosecuted.

I'm fucked lads. My buddy texted me saying he needed help and was in a dark spot. I couldn't turn him away, I was afraid he was gonna kill himself or something. Said he had been in contact with people who were in contact with a coronavirus patient. Then coughed on me as a joke. I'm done for. Gentlemen its been a honor shit posting with you all.

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Retard

Never, this is winding down now.

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Post yfw your throat feels a little scratchy

Qushner.

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>Cnaan Liphshiz
These fucking demons.

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technically it's the silent generation

>SF

does streets smell like shit and pee?

F

BUT THEY PAID INTO THE SYSTEM!

lmao that graph is so skewed to nothingburgers, look at the Y axis

Kek

1% of my country just signed a petition to close the borders and impose quarentine.

ALL TUGA ANONS SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION NOW!!!

peticaopublica.com/pview.aspx?pi=PT96549

>telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/14/italians-80-will-left-die-country-overwhelmed-coronavirus/
Didn't the province already do that?

This is where we stopped checking people in quarantine without major issues, it was still at over 100 cases today, and most likely we're at a total of atleast 2000+

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>He prepped, call the happening off

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How the left is trying to divide Spain, again, using the pandemia, it's fucking amazing, they should be persecuted and executed, fucking traitors

No more like
youtube.com/watch?v=5W-o5Y_GunU

Already seated.

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>tfw addicted to picking my nose
I'm not gonna make it brehs

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Because you don't have to go through two different airports filled with people, nor do you have to sit in small tube, also filled with people, for hours on end. Retard.

You can't have corona if you don't test for corona.

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You smoking that Rob Ford stuff bro??

Hoboken, New Jersey is imposing a curfew.

twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1239021879488372736

we were always fucked m8.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

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The watcher.

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>confirmed cases
>Only old and severe are confirmed

Oh, really?

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Based.

Left bad. Killing good.

See pic. This has been around since October at least.

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[spoiler]It's probably because of the dry cereal I had today coupled with nerves. Still worried.[/spoiler]

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WHERE'S THE 200K CORONACHAN??

Mayor of Hoboken is bro tier.

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Wait until they find out that they're getting no inheritance. All the money has been spent and the reverse mortgage means the house is gone as well. They'll have to find a new basement.

Has this Gobert Fucker apologized for the Mic
incident?

You Rifle-Dropper Frogs want to take him back, teach him a lesson?

coming soon.

triggered

From what I've read there is still some discretion or subjectivity but now basically there is no more subjectivity when you say all 80+ will not get treatment.

Leafag doesn't know what a log scale is.

In some places yes. In most places not like every other metropolitan area.

Why does everything always come back to culling the elderly and straight up eugenics?

do you guys know anyone diagnosed with coronavirus? my mom thinks she has it

That's some Action Man shit right there. Nice, but so happy for a End Times thread.

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People are STILL crowding grocery stores/Costco and panic-buying!! This will spread the virus beyond all previous imagination. Holy shit these next two weeks are going to be a shitshow of epic proportions. Hope you faggots are ready and have plenty of ammo

Since Feb 2nd their data has been remarkably smooth. I bet a lot of deaths were marked down as some kind of comorbidity. One year they logged 47 flu deaths for the entire country. It's how China do.

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My local home depot had dozens of pallets of toilet paper delivered friday morning, and today its all gone.

This was in washington btw

>we're living in the 21st century and yet we're already having to resort to medieval tiers of triage for the corona pandemic
Man this is surreal

Can it get worse?

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so like

at the end of the day

droplets still gotta make it into your nose/eyes

so just wear a full mask and you're good right?

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Even better Grandpa's house will pay for the medical treatment he received before he died.

You're not Gary
;-;

The absolute state of our shithole. Hoping for total collapse.

fuck you Asia, you incompetent shits!

newsinfo.inquirer.net/1242084/ph-quarantine-guidelines-among-the-strictest-in-asia

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So I was trying to get gas at Costco today . . .

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>The absolute state of US airports right now
>Feds didn't coordinate at all or increase staffing to do their screening
>Mayors are blaming Governors who are blaming the Feds

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yer aren't leaf sire

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You forgot the private ones.

Is it true that you can have the virus and not have symptoms yet

>fewer new cases in the US than yesterday
It's already over. What a nothing burger.

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WHERE???
hahahahaha strictest my ass. one of my friends went home easily and came back easily too just today. bulacan area. ID + coe lang. sus.

that is china you fakefag

The UK is unironically the most based in handling this and it makes me ashamed of all the burger and aussie TP hoarding and panic. archive.is/5Net8
Dehumanize yourselves to the coming bloodshed and realize that Corona-chan cannot be contained and this genie was never going back in the bottle. /cvg/ is comfy AF and I love all you niggers. No homo. Have to /sleepfag/ now.

>Mayors are blaming Governors who are blaming the Feds
Politics seems to be the only area where shit rolls uphill.

Yep but not just for that mic thing. Also his teammates fucking hate him. Will see if he gets booted out.

Gullible retards. No wonder we have one of the lowest IQ averages of Europe. If you think that completely closing down the borders will accomplish anything but further ruining our decrepit economy you're dumb. Also yall niggas are just giving away your freedom because of a shitty gay virus that as an actual CFR of 0.8%.
I fucking hate my homeland.

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Colloidal silver
Cgcsforum.com
&
A nebulizer

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user it's finally happening. After almost a decade of wondering when it was gonna happen it finally has in your lifetime, how can't you be excited? For once in our lives finally something interesting.

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yes, average of 20 days infected/spreading without symptoms, range seems to be 14-27 days

total lockdown soon...

and ear plugs.

this whole situation is now officially fucked up

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Soon.

twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1239026922853511168

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probably in 2 to 6 days. we've just arrived to 157k.

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Dip your finger in 70 percent ethanol for several minutes and you're good to go

>Fight in WWII for the axis
>Die from a Chink flu

At least Salvini will bring in an entire new era of a Based Italy (somewhat) leading Europe.
At least that little good will come out of this.

todays count is 2,808

nice dick

worldometer has it at 2,980 retard

It's over, but everything is still closed and people are still scared shitless. So it's not actually over.

You can't die of Corona if the military shoots you for having it.

How far will it grew?

That slowdown is China stopping reporting cases. Whether they actually slowed or it's still ripping through China while they lie about it is up in the air. The uptick at the end is it increasing in the rest of the world exponentially. If you look at cases outside of ML China they're increasing exponentially with no slowing down.

it was a joke. now get back to the mines.

Sooner or later I'm gonna contract it, how do I cope
I wish I could isolate aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>what is a logarithmic scale

>she didn't take Super Male Vitality
she's good as gone

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>US 2,836 (57)
>57
Lol.
Still only 57.
How long has it been stuck at 57?
Four minutes? Five minutes?

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this

You'll also need to decontaminate when you're taking it off.

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KEEP POSTING BOYS, SHES GETTING STRONGER!!! MEME MAGIC WINS AGAIN!!!

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>this is winding down now
>steeper curve on a log scale

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Based

The UK tactic reminds me of those tourists filming the tsunami from their balconies in SEA

I kind of hope it gets a lot worse for the sake of something interesting and exciting happening for once

This is the fanatism that characterizes leftist cucks, the left is dividing the population with an ideological press that uses the pandemic to attack private healthcare, religion, regions with right-wing governments, that we need to close Madrid with a wall but keep open borders, while the central government is left-wing and they are causing hundreds of deaths. I hope you fucking die of this disease, ypu deserve it.

When will a lockdown happen in the us? I'm worried.

Yes, for 2 to 14 days. Even worse, kids and teens might not even feel anything other than an itchy throat. The doctors call pre-zoomers super spreaders.
What's after zoomers now? Gen AA?

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Not just lockdown kaibigan. We need to close NAIA, fukcing flights were still coming in yesterday.
BUT I WANT IIT NOW...150k is a bit disappointing...